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I don't get it. How are the suburbs not soul-crushingly boring?

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Adventurous hunting ground
  06/17/18
when you're drunk, doing lines and popping percocets, drivin...
charcoal hell
  06/17/18
(soccer mom)
Adventurous hunting ground
  06/17/18
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Zippy Stage
  06/17/18
They are. That’s why people get drunk and stoned all the tim...
aphrodisiac home
  06/17/18
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charcoal hell
  06/17/18
Suburbs literally require drug use for entertainment. Americ...
Adventurous hunting ground
  06/17/18
(((Upset)))
Zippy Stage
  06/17/18
true. nobody really gets drunk and/or stoned in a place like...
Unholy out-of-control set
  06/17/18
nobody gets stoned in mfh, too much opera.
charcoal hell
  06/17/18
Too drunk after the ballet to do anything eles
Zippy Stage
  06/17/18
drunk with the sights and sounds of such a vibrant, internat...
charcoal hell
  06/17/18
The roundabouts and rodents!
Zippy Stage
  06/17/18
I’m waitin for my man two tickets to Hamilton in his hand ...
Unholy out-of-control set
  06/17/18
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charcoal hell
  06/17/18
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  06/18/18
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silver partner
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bespoke dysfunction
  06/20/18
It's cheap as fuck so it feels like you're twice as rich, ho...
Bronze Coffee Pot French Chef
  06/17/18
inner suburbs can be CR, basically all the restaurants and s...
Buck-toothed forum
  06/17/18
tcr and totally agreed.
Violet Thirsty Striped Hyena Pocket Flask
  06/18/18
(justifying his hellish suburban life in Montclair)
Adventurous hunting ground
  06/18/18
(guy living in an apartment paid for by parents with bums li...
Violet Thirsty Striped Hyena Pocket Flask
  06/19/18
You live next to train tracks you rat fuck.
comical resort
  06/19/18
you literally live on top of them
olive fanboi principal's office
  06/20/18
So what?
Violet Thirsty Striped Hyena Pocket Flask
  06/21/18
ljlllll
Adventurous hunting ground
  06/21/18
Montclair is chill AF
self-centered mind-boggling house internal respiration
  06/21/18
(shops at Envy by Melissa Gorga)
Adventurous hunting ground
  06/21/18
as long as you have a few basic things within a few minutes ...
rose impertinent sex offender library
  06/19/18
There are suburbs that have real downtown areas with restaur...
Violet Thirsty Striped Hyena Pocket Flask
  06/19/18
new jersey is a fucking pit dude
rose impertinent sex offender library
  06/19/18
He knows, he lives there.
Adventurous hunting ground
  06/19/18
You love Jersey bro
Metal double fault
  06/19/18
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Frozen plaza background story
  06/19/18
Some of the nicest suburbs happen to be in NJ. Just saying....
Violet Thirsty Striped Hyena Pocket Flask
  06/19/18
KEARNY?? Lmfaoooo!!!
Adventurous hunting ground
  06/19/18
(only guy dumb enough to fall for the flame)
Violet Thirsty Striped Hyena Pocket Flask
  06/19/18
TBF, it'd be totally realistic seeing you live in a place li...
Adventurous hunting ground
  06/19/18
Wait, is Irvington bad?
Violet Thirsty Striped Hyena Pocket Flask
  06/19/18
Nah, it's prob where you get clients.
Adventurous hunting ground
  06/19/18
Clients?
Violet Thirsty Striped Hyena Pocket Flask
  06/19/18
Yeah, clients. Your clients.
Adventurous hunting ground
  06/20/18
Ah, I get it. You think all lawyers are shitlawyers. No, I...
Violet Thirsty Striped Hyena Pocket Flask
  06/20/18
Not all lawyers, it was just an assumption I made in your ca...
Adventurous hunting ground
  06/21/18
Oh wow, so witty!
Violet Thirsty Striped Hyena Pocket Flask
  06/21/18
Uve been having a really bad time lately
Lime Abnormal People Who Are Hurt
  06/21/18
who are you?
Adventurous hunting ground
  06/21/18
This
wonderful demanding orchestra pit
  06/19/18
What’s the alternative if you aren’t mega rich?
Fragrant unhinged casino liquid oxygen
  06/18/18
sounds like you need the vibrance of the inner city
green vibrant crackhouse
  06/18/18
please stay away
Racy Blue Trump Supporter Meetinghouse
  06/18/18
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  06/18/18
Your kid goes to a decent school, you can afford a house tha...
Fuchsia Puppy Organic Girlfriend
  06/19/18
This. At some point in your life if you escape adolescence...
talented fear-inspiring sanctuary
  06/19/18
Really, the difference is kids & a wife. If I was singl...
Fuchsia Puppy Organic Girlfriend
  06/19/18
If I was single I’d have a boat, dirt bikes, and lots of oth...
talented fear-inspiring sanctuary
  06/19/18
Good point. Very good point. If I was single, I would need...
Fuchsia Puppy Organic Girlfriend
  06/19/18
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  06/19/18
This guy gets it.
Fragrant unhinged casino liquid oxygen
  06/19/18
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ungodly sapphire office ape
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bespoke dysfunction
  06/20/18
Cr.
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  06/21/18
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cheese-eating razzmatazz theatre
  06/21/18
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Balding dun hall
  06/21/18
It’s a give and take. Instead of lifeless concrete and menac...
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  06/19/18
I live in a suburb and I can walk to work and some good loca...
Fuchsia Puppy Organic Girlfriend
  06/19/18
"how is this not hell?" the jew asked watching a f...
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  06/19/18
op assumes you don't have a family or are one of the latchke...
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  06/19/18
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bipolar parlour
  06/19/18
absolutely devastating
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milky boyish site
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chest-beating skinny woman
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Metal double fault
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  06/20/18
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Exciting azn
  06/21/18
There are good suburbs and there are bad suburbs. Good subur...
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  06/19/18
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cheese-eating razzmatazz theatre
  06/21/18
(thingdoer)
Internet-worthy messiness den
  06/19/18
What about the story about the family on a street that kept ...
Adventurous hunting ground
  06/19/18
link?
twinkling theater stage karate
  06/19/18
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-california-hostages/thirt...
wonderful demanding orchestra pit
  06/19/18
Yeah I could never live in the suburbs. Too boring. I thin...
obsidian school
  06/19/18
doesn't making this same poast over and over get old after a...
rose impertinent sex offender library
  06/19/18
WTF are you talking about when you say “vibrantly cultural s...
heady field headpube
  06/19/18
lol
Big cruise ship sweet tailpipe
  06/21/18
LOL
startled native boiling water
  06/21/18
blacks sell heroin in the burbs too.
charcoal hell
  06/19/18
it's just not the same nodding off in the upstairs bathroom ...
khaki bat shit crazy lay scourge upon the earth
  06/19/18
*nods out on sofa with blackout curtains drawn while vibrant...
green vibrant crackhouse
  06/19/18
Sounds like my ideal Friday night, honestly.
Snowy arousing hominid trailer park
  06/19/18
I haven't done drugs in a year. I -GASP- meant doing fun th...
obsidian school
  06/19/18
Why did you stop?
talented fear-inspiring sanctuary
  06/21/18
she is a quitter and a loser
chest-beating skinny woman
  06/21/18
lol, she truly can't stick to anything, can she?
Violet Thirsty Striped Hyena Pocket Flask
  06/21/18
What does it matter after you have kids?
stirring quadroon
  06/20/18
With the exception of the downtown cores of sf, la, and sd, ...
Snowy arousing hominid trailer park
  06/19/18
Suburbs are the ultimate GC $cam
wonderful demanding orchestra pit
  06/19/18
Explain how living in an urban environment with far higher t...
Violet Thirsty Striped Hyena Pocket Flask
  06/19/18
(in-fill developer)
vigorous weed whacker faggotry
  06/20/18
anything to avoid niggers
Violent famous landscape painting hissy fit
  06/19/18
boring but way less stressful
Aqua shrine stock car
  06/19/18
near-in suburbs are credited as fuck.
charismatic pozpig
  06/19/18
ITT: massive assburgers
cracking nursing home
  06/20/18
Grew up in a nice suburb (every lived on a half acre with Wo...
Brindle Property Masturbator
  06/20/18
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slippery laughsome lettuce philosopher-king
  06/20/18
Anybody from a good background was raised in the suburbs.
heady field headpube
  06/20/18
Egregious flame.
Adventurous hunting ground
  06/21/18
Urban areas were hell holes in the 70s/80s/early 90s. Not a...
navy party of the first part
  06/21/18
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cheese-eating razzmatazz theatre
  06/21/18
Cities (in particular NYC) are great, even with kids, if you...
navy party of the first part
  06/21/18
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obsidian school
  06/21/18
IOW, if you can afford a large rowhouse and private school, ...
Violet Thirsty Striped Hyena Pocket Flask
  06/21/18
Rowhouse? lol Try townhouse.
Adventurous hunting ground
  06/21/18
It is the same thing in NYC. I hate using townhouse because...
Violet Thirsty Striped Hyena Pocket Flask
  06/21/18
it's used incorrectly in those areas imo. a town house is...
Sadistic menage
  06/21/18
The overwhelming majority of usage in this country is your n...
Violet Thirsty Striped Hyena Pocket Flask
  06/21/18
i feel you, just pointing out that the wider usage is comple...
Sadistic menage
  06/21/18
It is incorrect insofar as they have hijacked the term which...
Violet Thirsty Striped Hyena Pocket Flask
  06/21/18
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Sadistic menage
  06/21/18
The lack of any civic orgs out in the suburbs to join makes ...
cheese-eating razzmatazz theatre
  06/21/18
You have to drive to buy something as simple as chap stick. ...
Adventurous hunting ground
  06/21/18
bro you just get a car and drive places. It's not hard.
Brindle Property Masturbator
  06/21/18
The urban manlet is a strange species.
Balding dun hall
  06/21/18
Meh, interesting people are interesting. Non-interesting peo...
Sadistic menage
  06/21/18
Hey Rowan how have you been didn’t know you still posted
navy party of the first part
  06/21/18
I'm great. Hey does Killuminati still poast? Would love to h...
Sadistic menage
  06/21/18


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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Adventurous hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262938)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: charcoal hell

when you're drunk, doing lines and popping percocets, driving is more fun with less traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262944)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: Adventurous hunting ground

(soccer mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262957)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Zippy Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262963)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: aphrodisiac home

They are. That’s why people get drunk and stoned all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262949)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: charcoal hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262959)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: Adventurous hunting ground

Suburbs literally require drug use for entertainment. American Dream!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262960)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Zippy Stage

(((Upset)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262966)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Unholy out-of-control set

true. nobody really gets drunk and/or stoned in a place like nyc. too much to do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262967)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: charcoal hell

nobody gets stoned in mfh, too much opera.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262969)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: Zippy Stage

Too drunk after the ballet to do anything eles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262973)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: charcoal hell

drunk with the sights and sounds of such a vibrant, international hub.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262978)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: Zippy Stage

The roundabouts and rodents!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262981)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:06 PM
Author: Unholy out-of-control set

I’m waitin for my man

two tickets to Hamilton in his hand

up to Lexington 125

feel full and flirty, more wellbred than alive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36263002)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:07 PM
Author: charcoal hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36263006)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: Jet-lagged very tactful public bath



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle shimmering abode gay wizard



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Peach flickering tattoo cuck



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: silver partner



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:01 AM
Author: bespoke dysfunction



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Bronze Coffee Pot French Chef

It's cheap as fuck so it feels like you're twice as rich, house is bigger, car is nicer, girls more cheerful and less time on the kike cock carousel, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262968)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:08 PM
Author: Buck-toothed forum

inner suburbs can be CR, basically all the restaurants and shit of a city but safer

outer suburbs where it's just blocks upon blocks of houses with no businesses? that's my vision of hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36263015)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Violet Thirsty Striped Hyena Pocket Flask

tcr and totally agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266033)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: Adventurous hunting ground

(justifying his hellish suburban life in Montclair)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266082)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:22 AM
Author: Violet Thirsty Striped Hyena Pocket Flask

(guy living in an apartment paid for by parents with bums living outside his door and the constant smell of piss and trash in the summer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270870)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:32 AM
Author: comical resort

You live next to train tracks you rat fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271291)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: olive fanboi principal's office

you literally live on top of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275957)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: Violet Thirsty Striped Hyena Pocket Flask

So what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283969)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: Adventurous hunting ground

ljlllll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284172)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: self-centered mind-boggling house internal respiration

Montclair is chill AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284127)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: Adventurous hunting ground

(shops at Envy by Melissa Gorga)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284176)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: rose impertinent sex offender library

as long as you have a few basic things within a few minutes you're good. living in the actual boonies where it's 25-30 minutes to get to a grocery store is when it starts to suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270954)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: Violet Thirsty Striped Hyena Pocket Flask

There are suburbs that have real downtown areas with restaurants and stores where you actually can spend an evening and enjoy yourself. Millburn, Summit, Maplewood, Morristown, Montclair, etc. are good examples of this. That's a big step above "a store or two so you can get the basics nearby" in terms of lifestyle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271102)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:42 AM
Author: rose impertinent sex offender library

new jersey is a fucking pit dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271326)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: Adventurous hunting ground

He knows, he lives there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273136)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: Metal double fault

You love Jersey bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273175)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Frozen plaza background story



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: Violet Thirsty Striped Hyena Pocket Flask

Some of the nicest suburbs happen to be in NJ. Just saying. Also Kearny. I got a great value!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273323)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: Adventurous hunting ground

KEARNY?? Lmfaoooo!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273775)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 5:43 PM
Author: Violet Thirsty Striped Hyena Pocket Flask

(only guy dumb enough to fall for the flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273808)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:39 PM
Author: Adventurous hunting ground

TBF, it'd be totally realistic seeing you live in a place like this, and in reality you're probably just over in MAPLEHOOD staring at Jersey 7s at Baker Street Yoga, looking down at places like Kearny while your car gets burglarized by Irvington trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275392)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:42 PM
Author: Violet Thirsty Striped Hyena Pocket Flask

Wait, is Irvington bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275418)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: Adventurous hunting ground

Nah, it's prob where you get clients.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275451)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:50 PM
Author: Violet Thirsty Striped Hyena Pocket Flask

Clients?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275820)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: Adventurous hunting ground

Yeah, clients. Your clients.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36277660)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: Violet Thirsty Striped Hyena Pocket Flask

Ah, I get it. You think all lawyers are shitlawyers. No, I'm in-house counsel at a large company. I have exactly 1 client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36279931)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:41 AM
Author: Adventurous hunting ground

Not all lawyers, it was just an assumption I made in your case judging by the aggregate content of your poasting. Only can go by what I see on here bro!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283229)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:50 AM
Author: Violet Thirsty Striped Hyena Pocket Flask

Oh wow, so witty!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283556)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: Lime Abnormal People Who Are Hurt

Uve been having a really bad time lately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283583)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:58 AM
Author: Adventurous hunting ground

who are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283592)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: wonderful demanding orchestra pit

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274116)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: Fragrant unhinged casino liquid oxygen

What’s the alternative if you aren’t mega rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266023)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: green vibrant crackhouse

sounds like you need the vibrance of the inner city

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266088)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Racy Blue Trump Supporter Meetinghouse

please stay away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266089)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:57 PM
Author: Amethyst keepsake machete mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266103)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Fuchsia Puppy Organic Girlfriend

Your kid goes to a decent school, you can afford a house that you'll enjoy living in with a yard. Your neighbors are generally working people like you. Backyard BBQ's, beers with the neighbors, weekend pool parties, a den to watch football every Saturday and Sunday in the fall. No shortage of decent dudes who want to go fishing or golfing to get away from their kids.

If you're UMC, what better life is there? Does that artisan coffee shop mean that much to your life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270907)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: talented fear-inspiring sanctuary

This. At some point in your life if you escape adolescence, you want a nice, quiet, safe place to raise your kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270966)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:12 AM
Author: Fuchsia Puppy Organic Girlfriend

Really, the difference is kids & a wife. If I was single, I would be happy living in squalor in a great location. That 900 sq. ft. flat is going to look pretty crappy with toys all over the floor and kids drawing on the exposed brick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271172)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: talented fear-inspiring sanctuary

If I was single I’d have a boat, dirt bikes, and lots of other toys that would need a big garage. I’d still be in the burbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271183)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:46 AM
Author: Fuchsia Puppy Organic Girlfriend

Good point. Very good point. If I was single, I would need a Jacuzzi as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271345)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: ungodly sapphire office ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271286)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Fragrant unhinged casino liquid oxygen

This guy gets it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271228)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: ungodly sapphire office ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271287)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:01 AM
Author: bespoke dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275877)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: startled native boiling water

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283521)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: cheese-eating razzmatazz theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284078)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: Balding dun hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284211)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: Swollen hot rigor church building

It’s a give and take. Instead of lifeless concrete and menacing minorities you have backyards and pools. Instead of convenient bars and stores you have to drive a little bit. Most suburbs aren’t that far away from museums, concert venues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270961)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:48 AM
Author: Fuchsia Puppy Organic Girlfriend

I live in a suburb and I can walk to work and some good local bars. Just sayin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271353)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle shimmering abode gay wizard

"how is this not hell?" the jew asked watching a father and son playing catch in their front lawn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271144)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: Light newt

op assumes you don't have a family or are one of the latchkey kids being abandoned in said suburbs for 6 hours a day, and he's correct, it is hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271157)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: Pearly contagious legal warrant genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271213)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: bipolar parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271309)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Exhilarant bawdyhouse

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271329)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: milky boyish site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273125)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: chest-beating skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273134)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: Metal double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273324)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: Violet Thirsty Striped Hyena Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274098)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: Glassy cuckoldry ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274103)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:22 AM
Author: Supple Fluffy Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275978)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Exciting azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284378)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: Trip mauve bbw

There are good suburbs and there are bad suburbs. Good suburbs are much, much nicer than urban living. Good suburbs have nice houses, with wooded lots and meandering roads, good schools districts, reasonable commutes to the city, and have nice little village towns nearby. Bad suburbs have cookie cutter/tract housing, hellish traffic, etc. You can’t paint “suburbs” with a broad brush. That would be like call comparing Minneapolis to San Fran.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271156)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: cheese-eating razzmatazz theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284094)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: Internet-worthy messiness den

(thingdoer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271219)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Adventurous hunting ground

What about the story about the family on a street that kept the kids in chains in the house all day and no one even knew about it? LJL at the suburbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271248)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: twinkling theater stage karate

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271315)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:50 PM
Author: wonderful demanding orchestra pit

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-california-hostages/thirteen-siblings-found-chained-in-california-home-parents-charged-idUSKBN1F42PB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274125)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:42 AM
Author: obsidian school

Yeah I could never live in the suburbs. Too boring. I think a lot of posters just don't really prioritize social stuff but I could never live somewhere where there isn't good nightlife and a vibrant cultural scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271325)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: rose impertinent sex offender library

doesn't making this same poast over and over get old after a while?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271334)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: heady field headpube

WTF are you talking about when you say “vibrantly cultural scene?” Do you go outside and play steel drums with Rastafarians every day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273117)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:57 AM
Author: Big cruise ship sweet tailpipe

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283270)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: startled native boiling water

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284100)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: charcoal hell

blacks sell heroin in the burbs too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273147)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: khaki bat shit crazy lay scourge upon the earth

it's just not the same nodding off in the upstairs bathroom of a 4bd/3ba on a well-manicured quarter acre.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273151)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: green vibrant crackhouse

*nods out on sofa with blackout curtains drawn while vibrant street scene occurs outside*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273152)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Snowy arousing hominid trailer park

Sounds like my ideal Friday night, honestly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273166)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: obsidian school

I haven't done drugs in a year. I -GASP- meant doing fun things with other people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273313)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: talented fear-inspiring sanctuary

Why did you stop?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283471)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:02 AM
Author: chest-beating skinny woman

she is a quitter and a loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283956)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: Violet Thirsty Striped Hyena Pocket Flask

lol, she truly can't stick to anything, can she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283980)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: stirring quadroon

What does it matter after you have kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36280072)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Snowy arousing hominid trailer park

With the exception of the downtown cores of sf, la, and sd, all Californian metro areas are just sprawling suburbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273160)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: wonderful demanding orchestra pit

Suburbs are the ultimate GC $cam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274128)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Violet Thirsty Striped Hyena Pocket Flask

Explain how living in an urban environment with far higher taxes, an environment that is ideal for working all the time and having no family but with a ton of options for consumption, living in a small but expensive shoebox apartment managed by a professional corp, is more of a GC scam than having a large house that you don't share, land that you actually own, clean air, and an environment that encourages you to have a family, all for less money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275278)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:34 AM
Author: vigorous weed whacker faggotry

(in-fill developer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36276027)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:43 PM
Author: Violent famous landscape painting hissy fit

anything to avoid niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275422)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: Aqua shrine stock car

boring but way less stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275463)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:59 PM
Author: charismatic pozpig

near-in suburbs are credited as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275870)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: cracking nursing home

ITT: massive assburgers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275969)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Brindle Property Masturbator

Grew up in a nice suburb (every lived on a half acre with Woods and grass), everyones Dad was a doctor or lawyer, etc. Could explore woods with our dogs all day, adventures all the time. Daily sports games (football, baseball) with kids in the cul de sac. It ruled.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275974)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: slippery laughsome lettuce philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36280012)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: heady field headpube

Anybody from a good background was raised in the suburbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36280176)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: Adventurous hunting ground

Egregious flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283236)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:56 AM
Author: navy party of the first part

Urban areas were hell holes in the 70s/80s/early 90s. Not a relevant comparison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283262)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: cheese-eating razzmatazz theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284118)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:57 AM
Author: navy party of the first part

Cities (in particular NYC) are great, even with kids, if you can afford them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283268)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: obsidian school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283417)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Violet Thirsty Striped Hyena Pocket Flask

IOW, if you can afford a large rowhouse and private school, and also have a house or will rent one in the Hamptons or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283948)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: Adventurous hunting ground

Rowhouse? lol

Try townhouse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283968)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: Violet Thirsty Striped Hyena Pocket Flask

It is the same thing in NYC. I hate using townhouse because it has a different meaning for non-urban areas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283972)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: Sadistic menage

it's used incorrectly in those areas imo.

a town house is an attached home IN TOWN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284201)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: Violet Thirsty Striped Hyena Pocket Flask

The overwhelming majority of usage in this country is your non-preferred usage (because most people don't live in cities). At which point it makes more sense to use a term that is synonymous and without the connotations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284219)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Sadistic menage

i feel you, just pointing out that the wider usage is completely incorrect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284261)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Violet Thirsty Striped Hyena Pocket Flask

It is incorrect insofar as they have hijacked the term which originated from your preferred usage. But if you ask most Americans what you think of when you hear the word "townhome", they will not describe an urban rowhouse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284346)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: Sadistic menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284380)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: cheese-eating razzmatazz theatre

The lack of any civic orgs out in the suburbs to join makes the whole place feel like a land of zombies. You see people walking around but there is no way to interact.

Also their lack of public transit makes getting around 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284170)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Adventurous hunting ground

You have to drive to buy something as simple as chap stick. Outside urban living or super compact suburban town with walkable downtown/city access, everything else seems shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284186)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Brindle Property Masturbator

bro you just get a car and drive places. It's not hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284323)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: Balding dun hall

The urban manlet is a strange species.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284212)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: Sadistic menage

Meh, interesting people are interesting. Non-interesting people are not. You find some of each in every area.

To the extent urbanites say people in the suburbs are boring, it's usually because the people in the suburbs have a lot more family commitments.

It's not like everyone in MFH is more interesting because they go out to a bunch of restaurants and pubs all the time.

Personally I'd find a man with a home wood-working shop more interesting than an urbanite who just goes out to eat and drinks at bars all the time like everyone else there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284397)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: navy party of the first part

Hey Rowan how have you been didn’t know you still posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284488)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: Sadistic menage

I'm great. Hey does Killuminati still poast? Would love to hit him up...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284502)