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I don't get it. How are the suburbs not soul-crushingly boring?

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maroon wonderful lay digit ratio
  06/17/18
when you're drunk, doing lines and popping percocets, drivin...
Citrine pistol
  06/17/18
(soccer mom)
maroon wonderful lay digit ratio
  06/17/18
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insecure public bath filthpig
  06/17/18
They are. That’s why people get drunk and stoned all the tim...
alcoholic geriatric cruise ship
  06/17/18
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Citrine pistol
  06/17/18
Suburbs literally require drug use for entertainment. Americ...
maroon wonderful lay digit ratio
  06/17/18
(((Upset)))
insecure public bath filthpig
  06/17/18
true. nobody really gets drunk and/or stoned in a place like...
motley abode cuckoldry
  06/17/18
nobody gets stoned in mfh, too much opera.
Citrine pistol
  06/17/18
Too drunk after the ballet to do anything eles
insecure public bath filthpig
  06/17/18
drunk with the sights and sounds of such a vibrant, internat...
Citrine pistol
  06/17/18
The roundabouts and rodents!
insecure public bath filthpig
  06/17/18
I’m waitin for my man two tickets to Hamilton in his hand ...
motley abode cuckoldry
  06/17/18
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Citrine pistol
  06/17/18
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Spectacular giraffe
  06/18/18
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Judgmental rehab
  06/19/18
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multi-colored dark office
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Razzmatazz space
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Bateful Theater
  06/20/18
It's cheap as fuck so it feels like you're twice as rich, ho...
Passionate very tactful bawdyhouse foreskin
  06/17/18
inner suburbs can be CR, basically all the restaurants and s...
Infuriating address ape
  06/17/18
tcr and totally agreed.
Mahogany old irish cottage step-uncle's house
  06/18/18
(justifying his hellish suburban life in Montclair)
maroon wonderful lay digit ratio
  06/18/18
(guy living in an apartment paid for by parents with bums li...
Mahogany old irish cottage step-uncle's house
  06/19/18
You live next to train tracks you rat fuck.
magical native
  06/19/18
you literally live on top of them
greedy corner
  06/20/18
So what?
Mahogany old irish cottage step-uncle's house
  06/21/18
ljlllll
maroon wonderful lay digit ratio
  06/21/18
Montclair is chill AF
territorial vibrant university athletic conference
  06/21/18
(shops at Envy by Melissa Gorga)
maroon wonderful lay digit ratio
  06/21/18
as long as you have a few basic things within a few minutes ...
Topaz twisted queen of the night business firm
  06/19/18
There are suburbs that have real downtown areas with restaur...
Mahogany old irish cottage step-uncle's house
  06/19/18
new jersey is a fucking pit dude
Topaz twisted queen of the night business firm
  06/19/18
He knows, he lives there.
maroon wonderful lay digit ratio
  06/19/18
You love Jersey bro
yellow misunderstood toaster
  06/19/18
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Concupiscible Submissive Sanctuary Ratface
  06/19/18
Some of the nicest suburbs happen to be in NJ. Just saying....
Mahogany old irish cottage step-uncle's house
  06/19/18
KEARNY?? Lmfaoooo!!!
maroon wonderful lay digit ratio
  06/19/18
(only guy dumb enough to fall for the flame)
Mahogany old irish cottage step-uncle's house
  06/19/18
TBF, it'd be totally realistic seeing you live in a place li...
maroon wonderful lay digit ratio
  06/19/18
Wait, is Irvington bad?
Mahogany old irish cottage step-uncle's house
  06/19/18
Nah, it's prob where you get clients.
maroon wonderful lay digit ratio
  06/19/18
Clients?
Mahogany old irish cottage step-uncle's house
  06/19/18
Yeah, clients. Your clients.
maroon wonderful lay digit ratio
  06/20/18
Ah, I get it. You think all lawyers are shitlawyers. No, I...
Mahogany old irish cottage step-uncle's house
  06/20/18
Not all lawyers, it was just an assumption I made in your ca...
maroon wonderful lay digit ratio
  06/21/18
Oh wow, so witty!
Mahogany old irish cottage step-uncle's house
  06/21/18
Uve been having a really bad time lately
splenetic nursing home
  06/21/18
who are you?
maroon wonderful lay digit ratio
  06/21/18
This
zippy stead
  06/19/18
What’s the alternative if you aren’t mega rich?
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  06/18/18
sounds like you need the vibrance of the inner city
henna beady-eyed feces
  06/18/18
please stay away
Pink goyim roast beef
  06/18/18
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Mind-boggling indecent den
  06/18/18
Your kid goes to a decent school, you can afford a house tha...
Trip Yarmulke Crackhouse
  06/19/18
This. At some point in your life if you escape adolescence...
Disrespectful bossy boltzmann mood
  06/19/18
Really, the difference is kids & a wife. If I was singl...
Trip Yarmulke Crackhouse
  06/19/18
If I was single I’d have a boat, dirt bikes, and lots of oth...
Disrespectful bossy boltzmann mood
  06/19/18
Good point. Very good point. If I was single, I would need...
Trip Yarmulke Crackhouse
  06/19/18
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  06/19/18
This guy gets it.
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fighting embarrassed to the bone resort legal warrant
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Bateful Theater
  06/20/18
Cr.
Flesh set
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French psychic
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chrome haunted graveyard ceo
  06/21/18
It’s a give and take. Instead of lifeless concrete and menac...
Copper National Dingle Berry
  06/19/18
I live in a suburb and I can walk to work and some good loca...
Trip Yarmulke Crackhouse
  06/19/18
"how is this not hell?" the jew asked watching a f...
Judgmental rehab
  06/19/18
op assumes you don't have a family or are one of the latchke...
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  06/19/18
absolutely devastating
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yellow misunderstood toaster
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Mahogany old irish cottage step-uncle's house
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dead useless garrison
  06/21/18
There are good suburbs and there are bad suburbs. Good subur...
dun brunch
  06/19/18
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French psychic
  06/21/18
(thingdoer)
sepia exhilarant marketing idea
  06/19/18
What about the story about the family on a street that kept ...
maroon wonderful lay digit ratio
  06/19/18
link?
navy lascivious useless brakes
  06/19/18
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-california-hostages/thirt...
zippy stead
  06/19/18
Yeah I could never live in the suburbs. Too boring. I thin...
adulterous impressive stage
  06/19/18
doesn't making this same poast over and over get old after a...
Topaz twisted queen of the night business firm
  06/19/18
WTF are you talking about when you say “vibrantly cultural s...
Excitant self-absorbed immigrant menage
  06/19/18
lol
Slimy pit sneaky criminal
  06/21/18
LOL
Flesh set
  06/21/18
blacks sell heroin in the burbs too.
Citrine pistol
  06/19/18
it's just not the same nodding off in the upstairs bathroom ...
Contagious free-loading base
  06/19/18
*nods out on sofa with blackout curtains drawn while vibrant...
henna beady-eyed feces
  06/19/18
Sounds like my ideal Friday night, honestly.
azure thriller theater stage roommate
  06/19/18
I haven't done drugs in a year. I -GASP- meant doing fun th...
adulterous impressive stage
  06/19/18
Why did you stop?
Disrespectful bossy boltzmann mood
  06/21/18
she is a quitter and a loser
Coiffed stag film
  06/21/18
lol, she truly can't stick to anything, can she?
Mahogany old irish cottage step-uncle's house
  06/21/18
What does it matter after you have kids?
slap-happy avocado property regret
  06/20/18
With the exception of the downtown cores of sf, la, and sd, ...
azure thriller theater stage roommate
  06/19/18
Suburbs are the ultimate GC $cam
zippy stead
  06/19/18
Explain how living in an urban environment with far higher t...
Mahogany old irish cottage step-uncle's house
  06/19/18
(in-fill developer)
godawful dopamine multi-billionaire
  06/20/18
anything to avoid niggers
dull insanely creepy friendly grandma
  06/19/18
boring but way less stressful
Buff Soggy Gaming Laptop Azn
  06/19/18
near-in suburbs are credited as fuck.
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  06/19/18
ITT: massive assburgers
Bonkers overrated fat ankles
  06/20/18
Grew up in a nice suburb (every lived on a half acre with Wo...
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  06/20/18
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Razzle parlor legend
  06/20/18
Anybody from a good background was raised in the suburbs.
Excitant self-absorbed immigrant menage
  06/20/18
Egregious flame.
maroon wonderful lay digit ratio
  06/21/18
Urban areas were hell holes in the 70s/80s/early 90s. Not a...
Dashing slippery clown
  06/21/18
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French psychic
  06/21/18
Cities (in particular NYC) are great, even with kids, if you...
Dashing slippery clown
  06/21/18
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adulterous impressive stage
  06/21/18
IOW, if you can afford a large rowhouse and private school, ...
Mahogany old irish cottage step-uncle's house
  06/21/18
Rowhouse? lol Try townhouse.
maroon wonderful lay digit ratio
  06/21/18
It is the same thing in NYC. I hate using townhouse because...
Mahogany old irish cottage step-uncle's house
  06/21/18
it's used incorrectly in those areas imo. a town house is...
fluffy pocket flask
  06/21/18
The overwhelming majority of usage in this country is your n...
Mahogany old irish cottage step-uncle's house
  06/21/18
i feel you, just pointing out that the wider usage is comple...
fluffy pocket flask
  06/21/18
It is incorrect insofar as they have hijacked the term which...
Mahogany old irish cottage step-uncle's house
  06/21/18
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fluffy pocket flask
  06/21/18
The lack of any civic orgs out in the suburbs to join makes ...
French psychic
  06/21/18
You have to drive to buy something as simple as chap stick. ...
maroon wonderful lay digit ratio
  06/21/18
bro you just get a car and drive places. It's not hard.
At-the-ready aphrodisiac masturbator indian lodge
  06/21/18
The urban manlet is a strange species.
chrome haunted graveyard ceo
  06/21/18
Meh, interesting people are interesting. Non-interesting peo...
fluffy pocket flask
  06/21/18
Hey Rowan how have you been didn’t know you still posted
Dashing slippery clown
  06/21/18
I'm great. Hey does Killuminati still poast? Would love to h...
fluffy pocket flask
  06/21/18


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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: maroon wonderful lay digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262938)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Citrine pistol

when you're drunk, doing lines and popping percocets, driving is more fun with less traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262944)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: maroon wonderful lay digit ratio

(soccer mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262957)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: insecure public bath filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262963)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: alcoholic geriatric cruise ship

They are. That’s why people get drunk and stoned all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262949)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: Citrine pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262959)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: maroon wonderful lay digit ratio

Suburbs literally require drug use for entertainment. American Dream!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262960)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: insecure public bath filthpig

(((Upset)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262966)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: motley abode cuckoldry

true. nobody really gets drunk and/or stoned in a place like nyc. too much to do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262967)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Citrine pistol

nobody gets stoned in mfh, too much opera.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262969)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: insecure public bath filthpig

Too drunk after the ballet to do anything eles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262973)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: Citrine pistol

drunk with the sights and sounds of such a vibrant, international hub.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262978)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: insecure public bath filthpig

The roundabouts and rodents!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262981)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:06 PM
Author: motley abode cuckoldry

I’m waitin for my man

two tickets to Hamilton in his hand

up to Lexington 125

feel full and flirty, more wellbred than alive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36263002)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:07 PM
Author: Citrine pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36263006)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: Spectacular giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266014)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Judgmental rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271162)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: multi-colored dark office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273155)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Razzmatazz space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273253)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:01 AM
Author: Bateful Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275875)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Passionate very tactful bawdyhouse foreskin

It's cheap as fuck so it feels like you're twice as rich, house is bigger, car is nicer, girls more cheerful and less time on the kike cock carousel, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262968)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:08 PM
Author: Infuriating address ape

inner suburbs can be CR, basically all the restaurants and shit of a city but safer

outer suburbs where it's just blocks upon blocks of houses with no businesses? that's my vision of hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36263015)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Mahogany old irish cottage step-uncle's house

tcr and totally agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266033)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: maroon wonderful lay digit ratio

(justifying his hellish suburban life in Montclair)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266082)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:22 AM
Author: Mahogany old irish cottage step-uncle's house

(guy living in an apartment paid for by parents with bums living outside his door and the constant smell of piss and trash in the summer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270870)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:32 AM
Author: magical native

You live next to train tracks you rat fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271291)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: greedy corner

you literally live on top of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275957)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: Mahogany old irish cottage step-uncle's house

So what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283969)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: maroon wonderful lay digit ratio

ljlllll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284172)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: territorial vibrant university athletic conference

Montclair is chill AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284127)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: maroon wonderful lay digit ratio

(shops at Envy by Melissa Gorga)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284176)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: Topaz twisted queen of the night business firm

as long as you have a few basic things within a few minutes you're good. living in the actual boonies where it's 25-30 minutes to get to a grocery store is when it starts to suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270954)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: Mahogany old irish cottage step-uncle's house

There are suburbs that have real downtown areas with restaurants and stores where you actually can spend an evening and enjoy yourself. Millburn, Summit, Maplewood, Morristown, Montclair, etc. are good examples of this. That's a big step above "a store or two so you can get the basics nearby" in terms of lifestyle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271102)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:42 AM
Author: Topaz twisted queen of the night business firm

new jersey is a fucking pit dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271326)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: maroon wonderful lay digit ratio

He knows, he lives there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273136)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: yellow misunderstood toaster

You love Jersey bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273175)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Concupiscible Submissive Sanctuary Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273246)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: Mahogany old irish cottage step-uncle's house

Some of the nicest suburbs happen to be in NJ. Just saying. Also Kearny. I got a great value!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273323)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: maroon wonderful lay digit ratio

KEARNY?? Lmfaoooo!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273775)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 5:43 PM
Author: Mahogany old irish cottage step-uncle's house

(only guy dumb enough to fall for the flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273808)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:39 PM
Author: maroon wonderful lay digit ratio

TBF, it'd be totally realistic seeing you live in a place like this, and in reality you're probably just over in MAPLEHOOD staring at Jersey 7s at Baker Street Yoga, looking down at places like Kearny while your car gets burglarized by Irvington trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275392)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:42 PM
Author: Mahogany old irish cottage step-uncle's house

Wait, is Irvington bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275418)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: maroon wonderful lay digit ratio

Nah, it's prob where you get clients.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275451)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:50 PM
Author: Mahogany old irish cottage step-uncle's house

Clients?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275820)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: maroon wonderful lay digit ratio

Yeah, clients. Your clients.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36277660)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: Mahogany old irish cottage step-uncle's house

Ah, I get it. You think all lawyers are shitlawyers. No, I'm in-house counsel at a large company. I have exactly 1 client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36279931)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:41 AM
Author: maroon wonderful lay digit ratio

Not all lawyers, it was just an assumption I made in your case judging by the aggregate content of your poasting. Only can go by what I see on here bro!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283229)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:50 AM
Author: Mahogany old irish cottage step-uncle's house

Oh wow, so witty!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283556)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: splenetic nursing home

Uve been having a really bad time lately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283583)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:58 AM
Author: maroon wonderful lay digit ratio

who are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283592)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: zippy stead

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274116)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: Internet-worthy doobsian spot antidepressant drug

What’s the alternative if you aren’t mega rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266023)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: henna beady-eyed feces

sounds like you need the vibrance of the inner city

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266088)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Pink goyim roast beef

please stay away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266089)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:57 PM
Author: Mind-boggling indecent den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266103)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Trip Yarmulke Crackhouse

Your kid goes to a decent school, you can afford a house that you'll enjoy living in with a yard. Your neighbors are generally working people like you. Backyard BBQ's, beers with the neighbors, weekend pool parties, a den to watch football every Saturday and Sunday in the fall. No shortage of decent dudes who want to go fishing or golfing to get away from their kids.

If you're UMC, what better life is there? Does that artisan coffee shop mean that much to your life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270907)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: Disrespectful bossy boltzmann mood

This. At some point in your life if you escape adolescence, you want a nice, quiet, safe place to raise your kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270966)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:12 AM
Author: Trip Yarmulke Crackhouse

Really, the difference is kids & a wife. If I was single, I would be happy living in squalor in a great location. That 900 sq. ft. flat is going to look pretty crappy with toys all over the floor and kids drawing on the exposed brick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271172)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: Disrespectful bossy boltzmann mood

If I was single I’d have a boat, dirt bikes, and lots of other toys that would need a big garage. I’d still be in the burbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271183)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:46 AM
Author: Trip Yarmulke Crackhouse

Good point. Very good point. If I was single, I would need a Jacuzzi as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271345)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: fighting embarrassed to the bone resort legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271286)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Internet-worthy doobsian spot antidepressant drug

This guy gets it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271228)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: fighting embarrassed to the bone resort legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271287)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:01 AM
Author: Bateful Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275877)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Flesh set

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283521)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: French psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284078)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: chrome haunted graveyard ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284211)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: Copper National Dingle Berry

It’s a give and take. Instead of lifeless concrete and menacing minorities you have backyards and pools. Instead of convenient bars and stores you have to drive a little bit. Most suburbs aren’t that far away from museums, concert venues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270961)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:48 AM
Author: Trip Yarmulke Crackhouse

I live in a suburb and I can walk to work and some good local bars. Just sayin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271353)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: Judgmental rehab

"how is this not hell?" the jew asked watching a father and son playing catch in their front lawn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271144)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: Boyish internal respiration

op assumes you don't have a family or are one of the latchkey kids being abandoned in said suburbs for 6 hours a day, and he's correct, it is hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271157)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: Jet-lagged principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271213)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: Anal racy blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271309)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: cerebral voyeur

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271329)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: adventurous insane candlestick maker point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273125)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: Coiffed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273134)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: yellow misunderstood toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273324)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: Mahogany old irish cottage step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274098)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: Wine laughsome theatre trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274103)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:22 AM
Author: Talking corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275978)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: dead useless garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284378)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: dun brunch

There are good suburbs and there are bad suburbs. Good suburbs are much, much nicer than urban living. Good suburbs have nice houses, with wooded lots and meandering roads, good schools districts, reasonable commutes to the city, and have nice little village towns nearby. Bad suburbs have cookie cutter/tract housing, hellish traffic, etc. You can’t paint “suburbs” with a broad brush. That would be like call comparing Minneapolis to San Fran.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271156)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: French psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284094)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: sepia exhilarant marketing idea

(thingdoer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271219)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: maroon wonderful lay digit ratio

What about the story about the family on a street that kept the kids in chains in the house all day and no one even knew about it? LJL at the suburbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271248)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: navy lascivious useless brakes

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271315)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:50 PM
Author: zippy stead

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-california-hostages/thirteen-siblings-found-chained-in-california-home-parents-charged-idUSKBN1F42PB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274125)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:42 AM
Author: adulterous impressive stage

Yeah I could never live in the suburbs. Too boring. I think a lot of posters just don't really prioritize social stuff but I could never live somewhere where there isn't good nightlife and a vibrant cultural scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271325)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Topaz twisted queen of the night business firm

doesn't making this same poast over and over get old after a while?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271334)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: Excitant self-absorbed immigrant menage

WTF are you talking about when you say “vibrantly cultural scene?” Do you go outside and play steel drums with Rastafarians every day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273117)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:57 AM
Author: Slimy pit sneaky criminal

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283270)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: Flesh set

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284100)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: Citrine pistol

blacks sell heroin in the burbs too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273147)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: Contagious free-loading base

it's just not the same nodding off in the upstairs bathroom of a 4bd/3ba on a well-manicured quarter acre.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273151)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: henna beady-eyed feces

*nods out on sofa with blackout curtains drawn while vibrant street scene occurs outside*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273152)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: azure thriller theater stage roommate

Sounds like my ideal Friday night, honestly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273166)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: adulterous impressive stage

I haven't done drugs in a year. I -GASP- meant doing fun things with other people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273313)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: Disrespectful bossy boltzmann mood

Why did you stop?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283471)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:02 AM
Author: Coiffed stag film

she is a quitter and a loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283956)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: Mahogany old irish cottage step-uncle's house

lol, she truly can't stick to anything, can she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283980)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: slap-happy avocado property regret

What does it matter after you have kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36280072)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: azure thriller theater stage roommate

With the exception of the downtown cores of sf, la, and sd, all Californian metro areas are just sprawling suburbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273160)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: zippy stead

Suburbs are the ultimate GC $cam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274128)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Mahogany old irish cottage step-uncle's house

Explain how living in an urban environment with far higher taxes, an environment that is ideal for working all the time and having no family but with a ton of options for consumption, living in a small but expensive shoebox apartment managed by a professional corp, is more of a GC scam than having a large house that you don't share, land that you actually own, clean air, and an environment that encourages you to have a family, all for less money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275278)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:34 AM
Author: godawful dopamine multi-billionaire

(in-fill developer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36276027)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:43 PM
Author: dull insanely creepy friendly grandma

anything to avoid niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275422)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: Buff Soggy Gaming Laptop Azn

boring but way less stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275463)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:59 PM
Author: umber bearded really tough guy cuckold

near-in suburbs are credited as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275870)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Bonkers overrated fat ankles

ITT: massive assburgers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275969)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: At-the-ready aphrodisiac masturbator indian lodge

Grew up in a nice suburb (every lived on a half acre with Woods and grass), everyones Dad was a doctor or lawyer, etc. Could explore woods with our dogs all day, adventures all the time. Daily sports games (football, baseball) with kids in the cul de sac. It ruled.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275974)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: Razzle parlor legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36280012)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: Excitant self-absorbed immigrant menage

Anybody from a good background was raised in the suburbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36280176)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: maroon wonderful lay digit ratio

Egregious flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283236)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:56 AM
Author: Dashing slippery clown

Urban areas were hell holes in the 70s/80s/early 90s. Not a relevant comparison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283262)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: French psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284118)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:57 AM
Author: Dashing slippery clown

Cities (in particular NYC) are great, even with kids, if you can afford them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283268)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: adulterous impressive stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283417)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Mahogany old irish cottage step-uncle's house

IOW, if you can afford a large rowhouse and private school, and also have a house or will rent one in the Hamptons or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283948)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: maroon wonderful lay digit ratio

Rowhouse? lol

Try townhouse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283968)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: Mahogany old irish cottage step-uncle's house

It is the same thing in NYC. I hate using townhouse because it has a different meaning for non-urban areas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283972)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: fluffy pocket flask

it's used incorrectly in those areas imo.

a town house is an attached home IN TOWN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284201)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: Mahogany old irish cottage step-uncle's house

The overwhelming majority of usage in this country is your non-preferred usage (because most people don't live in cities). At which point it makes more sense to use a term that is synonymous and without the connotations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284219)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: fluffy pocket flask

i feel you, just pointing out that the wider usage is completely incorrect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284261)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Mahogany old irish cottage step-uncle's house

It is incorrect insofar as they have hijacked the term which originated from your preferred usage. But if you ask most Americans what you think of when you hear the word "townhome", they will not describe an urban rowhouse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284346)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: fluffy pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284380)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: French psychic

The lack of any civic orgs out in the suburbs to join makes the whole place feel like a land of zombies. You see people walking around but there is no way to interact.

Also their lack of public transit makes getting around 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284170)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: maroon wonderful lay digit ratio

You have to drive to buy something as simple as chap stick. Outside urban living or super compact suburban town with walkable downtown/city access, everything else seems shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284186)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: At-the-ready aphrodisiac masturbator indian lodge

bro you just get a car and drive places. It's not hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284323)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: chrome haunted graveyard ceo

The urban manlet is a strange species.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284212)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: fluffy pocket flask

Meh, interesting people are interesting. Non-interesting people are not. You find some of each in every area.

To the extent urbanites say people in the suburbs are boring, it's usually because the people in the suburbs have a lot more family commitments.

It's not like everyone in MFH is more interesting because they go out to a bunch of restaurants and pubs all the time.

Personally I'd find a man with a home wood-working shop more interesting than an urbanite who just goes out to eat and drinks at bars all the time like everyone else there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284397)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: Dashing slippery clown

Hey Rowan how have you been didn’t know you still posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284488)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: fluffy pocket flask

I'm great. Hey does Killuminati still poast? Would love to hit him up...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284502)