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I don't get it. How are the suburbs not soul-crushingly boring?

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motley cruel-hearted kitty whorehouse
  06/17/18
when you're drunk, doing lines and popping percocets, drivin...
Canary kitchen factory reset button
  06/17/18
(soccer mom)
motley cruel-hearted kitty whorehouse
  06/17/18
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cracking dull school
  06/17/18
They are. That’s why people get drunk and stoned all the tim...
Clear Alcoholic Trump Supporter Degenerate
  06/17/18
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Canary kitchen factory reset button
  06/17/18
Suburbs literally require drug use for entertainment. Americ...
motley cruel-hearted kitty whorehouse
  06/17/18
(((Upset)))
cracking dull school
  06/17/18
true. nobody really gets drunk and/or stoned in a place like...
Adventurous gaped cruise ship headpube
  06/17/18
nobody gets stoned in mfh, too much opera.
Canary kitchen factory reset button
  06/17/18
Too drunk after the ballet to do anything eles
cracking dull school
  06/17/18
drunk with the sights and sounds of such a vibrant, internat...
Canary kitchen factory reset button
  06/17/18
The roundabouts and rodents!
cracking dull school
  06/17/18
I’m waitin for my man two tickets to Hamilton in his hand ...
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  06/17/18
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  06/19/18
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wonderful internal respiration jewess
  06/20/18
It's cheap as fuck so it feels like you're twice as rich, ho...
abnormal irradiated house
  06/17/18
inner suburbs can be CR, basically all the restaurants and s...
ivory toaster athletic conference
  06/17/18
tcr and totally agreed.
twinkling philosopher-king
  06/18/18
(justifying his hellish suburban life in Montclair)
motley cruel-hearted kitty whorehouse
  06/18/18
(guy living in an apartment paid for by parents with bums li...
twinkling philosopher-king
  06/19/18
You live next to train tracks you rat fuck.
metal meetinghouse
  06/19/18
you literally live on top of them
chartreuse lascivious wrinkle
  06/20/18
So what?
twinkling philosopher-king
  06/21/18
ljlllll
motley cruel-hearted kitty whorehouse
  06/21/18
Montclair is chill AF
Comical Field
  06/21/18
(shops at Envy by Melissa Gorga)
motley cruel-hearted kitty whorehouse
  06/21/18
as long as you have a few basic things within a few minutes ...
Gold Sinister Boiling Water Indian Lodge
  06/19/18
There are suburbs that have real downtown areas with restaur...
twinkling philosopher-king
  06/19/18
new jersey is a fucking pit dude
Gold Sinister Boiling Water Indian Lodge
  06/19/18
He knows, he lives there.
motley cruel-hearted kitty whorehouse
  06/19/18
You love Jersey bro
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  06/19/18
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violent ladyboy church
  06/19/18
Some of the nicest suburbs happen to be in NJ. Just saying....
twinkling philosopher-king
  06/19/18
KEARNY?? Lmfaoooo!!!
motley cruel-hearted kitty whorehouse
  06/19/18
(only guy dumb enough to fall for the flame)
twinkling philosopher-king
  06/19/18
TBF, it'd be totally realistic seeing you live in a place li...
motley cruel-hearted kitty whorehouse
  06/19/18
Wait, is Irvington bad?
twinkling philosopher-king
  06/19/18
Nah, it's prob where you get clients.
motley cruel-hearted kitty whorehouse
  06/19/18
Clients?
twinkling philosopher-king
  06/19/18
Yeah, clients. Your clients.
motley cruel-hearted kitty whorehouse
  06/20/18
Ah, I get it. You think all lawyers are shitlawyers. No, I...
twinkling philosopher-king
  06/20/18
Not all lawyers, it was just an assumption I made in your ca...
motley cruel-hearted kitty whorehouse
  06/21/18
Oh wow, so witty!
twinkling philosopher-king
  06/21/18
Uve been having a really bad time lately
opaque arousing area cuckoldry
  06/21/18
who are you?
motley cruel-hearted kitty whorehouse
  06/21/18
This
Greedy Big School Cafeteria
  06/19/18
What’s the alternative if you aren’t mega rich?
Mildly Autistic Brunch
  06/18/18
sounds like you need the vibrance of the inner city
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  06/18/18
please stay away
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  06/18/18
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Aquamarine Razzle Old Irish Cottage
  06/18/18
Your kid goes to a decent school, you can afford a house tha...
wild puppy theater
  06/19/18
This. At some point in your life if you escape adolescence...
Azure Site
  06/19/18
Really, the difference is kids & a wife. If I was singl...
wild puppy theater
  06/19/18
If I was single I’d have a boat, dirt bikes, and lots of oth...
Azure Site
  06/19/18
Good point. Very good point. If I was single, I would need...
wild puppy theater
  06/19/18
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Slippery rehab
  06/19/18
This guy gets it.
Mildly Autistic Brunch
  06/19/18
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wonderful internal respiration jewess
  06/20/18
Cr.
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  06/21/18
It’s a give and take. Instead of lifeless concrete and menac...
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  06/19/18
I live in a suburb and I can walk to work and some good loca...
wild puppy theater
  06/19/18
"how is this not hell?" the jew asked watching a f...
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  06/19/18
op assumes you don't have a family or are one of the latchke...
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  06/19/18
absolutely devastating
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aphrodisiac fear-inspiring sneaky criminal
  06/21/18
There are good suburbs and there are bad suburbs. Good subur...
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  06/19/18
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brass electric idea he suggested
  06/21/18
(thingdoer)
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  06/19/18
What about the story about the family on a street that kept ...
motley cruel-hearted kitty whorehouse
  06/19/18
link?
Know-it-all submissive persian
  06/19/18
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-california-hostages/thirt...
Greedy Big School Cafeteria
  06/19/18
Yeah I could never live in the suburbs. Too boring. I thin...
salmon frozen stead sex offender
  06/19/18
doesn't making this same poast over and over get old after a...
Gold Sinister Boiling Water Indian Lodge
  06/19/18
WTF are you talking about when you say “vibrantly cultural s...
Alcoholic ocher home personal credit line
  06/19/18
lol
disturbing doobsian voyeur parlor
  06/21/18
LOL
charcoal fighting location haunted graveyard
  06/21/18
blacks sell heroin in the burbs too.
Canary kitchen factory reset button
  06/19/18
it's just not the same nodding off in the upstairs bathroom ...
Spectacular Legal Warrant Laser Beams
  06/19/18
*nods out on sofa with blackout curtains drawn while vibrant...
fragrant territorial lay mexican
  06/19/18
Sounds like my ideal Friday night, honestly.
Plum den
  06/19/18
I haven't done drugs in a year. I -GASP- meant doing fun th...
salmon frozen stead sex offender
  06/19/18
Why did you stop?
Azure Site
  06/21/18
she is a quitter and a loser
Passionate olive dingle berry theatre
  06/21/18
lol, she truly can't stick to anything, can she?
twinkling philosopher-king
  06/21/18
What does it matter after you have kids?
mustard locus prole
  06/20/18
With the exception of the downtown cores of sf, la, and sd, ...
Plum den
  06/19/18
Suburbs are the ultimate GC $cam
Greedy Big School Cafeteria
  06/19/18
Explain how living in an urban environment with far higher t...
twinkling philosopher-king
  06/19/18
(in-fill developer)
curious fanboi juggernaut
  06/20/18
anything to avoid niggers
Umber exciting resort gaming laptop
  06/19/18
boring but way less stressful
Brindle boyish skinny woman
  06/19/18
near-in suburbs are credited as fuck.
very tactful macaca
  06/19/18
ITT: massive assburgers
diverse adulterous nibblets university
  06/20/18
Grew up in a nice suburb (every lived on a half acre with Wo...
bateful carnelian yarmulke hairy legs
  06/20/18
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Glassy Travel Guidebook
  06/20/18
Anybody from a good background was raised in the suburbs.
Alcoholic ocher home personal credit line
  06/20/18
Egregious flame.
motley cruel-hearted kitty whorehouse
  06/21/18
Urban areas were hell holes in the 70s/80s/early 90s. Not a...
indecent exhilarant windowlicker
  06/21/18
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brass electric idea he suggested
  06/21/18
Cities (in particular NYC) are great, even with kids, if you...
indecent exhilarant windowlicker
  06/21/18
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salmon frozen stead sex offender
  06/21/18
IOW, if you can afford a large rowhouse and private school, ...
twinkling philosopher-king
  06/21/18
Rowhouse? lol Try townhouse.
motley cruel-hearted kitty whorehouse
  06/21/18
It is the same thing in NYC. I hate using townhouse because...
twinkling philosopher-king
  06/21/18
it's used incorrectly in those areas imo. a town house is...
trip house-broken library
  06/21/18
The overwhelming majority of usage in this country is your n...
twinkling philosopher-king
  06/21/18
i feel you, just pointing out that the wider usage is comple...
trip house-broken library
  06/21/18
It is incorrect insofar as they have hijacked the term which...
twinkling philosopher-king
  06/21/18
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trip house-broken library
  06/21/18
The lack of any civic orgs out in the suburbs to join makes ...
brass electric idea he suggested
  06/21/18
You have to drive to buy something as simple as chap stick. ...
motley cruel-hearted kitty whorehouse
  06/21/18
bro you just get a car and drive places. It's not hard.
bateful carnelian yarmulke hairy legs
  06/21/18
The urban manlet is a strange species.
Deranged knife address
  06/21/18
Meh, interesting people are interesting. Non-interesting peo...
trip house-broken library
  06/21/18
Hey Rowan how have you been didn’t know you still posted
indecent exhilarant windowlicker
  06/21/18
I'm great. Hey does Killuminati still poast? Would love to h...
trip house-broken library
  06/21/18


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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: motley cruel-hearted kitty whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262938)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Canary kitchen factory reset button

when you're drunk, doing lines and popping percocets, driving is more fun with less traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262944)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: motley cruel-hearted kitty whorehouse

(soccer mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262957)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: cracking dull school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262963)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Clear Alcoholic Trump Supporter Degenerate

They are. That’s why people get drunk and stoned all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262949)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: Canary kitchen factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262959)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: motley cruel-hearted kitty whorehouse

Suburbs literally require drug use for entertainment. American Dream!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262960)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: cracking dull school

(((Upset)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262966)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Adventurous gaped cruise ship headpube

true. nobody really gets drunk and/or stoned in a place like nyc. too much to do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262967)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Canary kitchen factory reset button

nobody gets stoned in mfh, too much opera.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262969)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: cracking dull school

Too drunk after the ballet to do anything eles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262973)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: Canary kitchen factory reset button

drunk with the sights and sounds of such a vibrant, international hub.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262978)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: cracking dull school

The roundabouts and rodents!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262981)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:06 PM
Author: Adventurous gaped cruise ship headpube

I’m waitin for my man

two tickets to Hamilton in his hand

up to Lexington 125

feel full and flirty, more wellbred than alive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36263002)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:07 PM
Author: Canary kitchen factory reset button



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: ruby disgusting lodge



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: pungent low-t candlestick maker range



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Tantric talking casino useless brakes



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: naked scourge upon the earth



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:01 AM
Author: wonderful internal respiration jewess



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: abnormal irradiated house

It's cheap as fuck so it feels like you're twice as rich, house is bigger, car is nicer, girls more cheerful and less time on the kike cock carousel, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262968)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:08 PM
Author: ivory toaster athletic conference

inner suburbs can be CR, basically all the restaurants and shit of a city but safer

outer suburbs where it's just blocks upon blocks of houses with no businesses? that's my vision of hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36263015)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: twinkling philosopher-king

tcr and totally agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266033)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: motley cruel-hearted kitty whorehouse

(justifying his hellish suburban life in Montclair)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266082)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:22 AM
Author: twinkling philosopher-king

(guy living in an apartment paid for by parents with bums living outside his door and the constant smell of piss and trash in the summer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270870)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:32 AM
Author: metal meetinghouse

You live next to train tracks you rat fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271291)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: chartreuse lascivious wrinkle

you literally live on top of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275957)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: twinkling philosopher-king

So what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283969)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: motley cruel-hearted kitty whorehouse

ljlllll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284172)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: Comical Field

Montclair is chill AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284127)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: motley cruel-hearted kitty whorehouse

(shops at Envy by Melissa Gorga)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284176)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: Gold Sinister Boiling Water Indian Lodge

as long as you have a few basic things within a few minutes you're good. living in the actual boonies where it's 25-30 minutes to get to a grocery store is when it starts to suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270954)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: twinkling philosopher-king

There are suburbs that have real downtown areas with restaurants and stores where you actually can spend an evening and enjoy yourself. Millburn, Summit, Maplewood, Morristown, Montclair, etc. are good examples of this. That's a big step above "a store or two so you can get the basics nearby" in terms of lifestyle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271102)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:42 AM
Author: Gold Sinister Boiling Water Indian Lodge

new jersey is a fucking pit dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271326)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: motley cruel-hearted kitty whorehouse

He knows, he lives there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273136)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: iridescent effete mad cow disease hall

You love Jersey bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273175)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: violent ladyboy church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273246)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: twinkling philosopher-king

Some of the nicest suburbs happen to be in NJ. Just saying. Also Kearny. I got a great value!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273323)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: motley cruel-hearted kitty whorehouse

KEARNY?? Lmfaoooo!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273775)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 5:43 PM
Author: twinkling philosopher-king

(only guy dumb enough to fall for the flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273808)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:39 PM
Author: motley cruel-hearted kitty whorehouse

TBF, it'd be totally realistic seeing you live in a place like this, and in reality you're probably just over in MAPLEHOOD staring at Jersey 7s at Baker Street Yoga, looking down at places like Kearny while your car gets burglarized by Irvington trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275392)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:42 PM
Author: twinkling philosopher-king

Wait, is Irvington bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275418)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: motley cruel-hearted kitty whorehouse

Nah, it's prob where you get clients.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275451)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:50 PM
Author: twinkling philosopher-king

Clients?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275820)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: motley cruel-hearted kitty whorehouse

Yeah, clients. Your clients.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36277660)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: twinkling philosopher-king

Ah, I get it. You think all lawyers are shitlawyers. No, I'm in-house counsel at a large company. I have exactly 1 client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36279931)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:41 AM
Author: motley cruel-hearted kitty whorehouse

Not all lawyers, it was just an assumption I made in your case judging by the aggregate content of your poasting. Only can go by what I see on here bro!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283229)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:50 AM
Author: twinkling philosopher-king

Oh wow, so witty!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283556)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: opaque arousing area cuckoldry

Uve been having a really bad time lately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283583)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:58 AM
Author: motley cruel-hearted kitty whorehouse

who are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283592)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: Greedy Big School Cafeteria

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274116)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Brunch

What’s the alternative if you aren’t mega rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266023)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: fragrant territorial lay mexican

sounds like you need the vibrance of the inner city

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266088)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy godawful shrine quadroon

please stay away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266089)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:57 PM
Author: Aquamarine Razzle Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266103)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: wild puppy theater

Your kid goes to a decent school, you can afford a house that you'll enjoy living in with a yard. Your neighbors are generally working people like you. Backyard BBQ's, beers with the neighbors, weekend pool parties, a den to watch football every Saturday and Sunday in the fall. No shortage of decent dudes who want to go fishing or golfing to get away from their kids.

If you're UMC, what better life is there? Does that artisan coffee shop mean that much to your life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270907)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: Azure Site

This. At some point in your life if you escape adolescence, you want a nice, quiet, safe place to raise your kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270966)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:12 AM
Author: wild puppy theater

Really, the difference is kids & a wife. If I was single, I would be happy living in squalor in a great location. That 900 sq. ft. flat is going to look pretty crappy with toys all over the floor and kids drawing on the exposed brick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271172)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: Azure Site

If I was single I’d have a boat, dirt bikes, and lots of other toys that would need a big garage. I’d still be in the burbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271183)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:46 AM
Author: wild puppy theater

Good point. Very good point. If I was single, I would need a Jacuzzi as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271345)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: Slippery rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271286)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Brunch

This guy gets it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271228)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: Slippery rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271287)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:01 AM
Author: wonderful internal respiration jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275877)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: charcoal fighting location haunted graveyard

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283521)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: brass electric idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284078)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: Deranged knife address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284211)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: Insane swashbuckling pocket flask trailer park

It’s a give and take. Instead of lifeless concrete and menacing minorities you have backyards and pools. Instead of convenient bars and stores you have to drive a little bit. Most suburbs aren’t that far away from museums, concert venues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270961)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:48 AM
Author: wild puppy theater

I live in a suburb and I can walk to work and some good local bars. Just sayin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271353)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: pungent low-t candlestick maker range

"how is this not hell?" the jew asked watching a father and son playing catch in their front lawn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271144)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: Pale ticket booth

op assumes you don't have a family or are one of the latchkey kids being abandoned in said suburbs for 6 hours a day, and he's correct, it is hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271157)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: sick razzle-dazzle piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271213)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: Dashing spruce psychic stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271309)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Thirsty partner

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271329)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: pink institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273125)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: Passionate olive dingle berry theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273134)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: iridescent effete mad cow disease hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273324)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: twinkling philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274098)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: orange hyperventilating set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274103)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:22 AM
Author: chestnut electric furnace deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275978)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: aphrodisiac fear-inspiring sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284378)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: Coiffed becky pit

There are good suburbs and there are bad suburbs. Good suburbs are much, much nicer than urban living. Good suburbs have nice houses, with wooded lots and meandering roads, good schools districts, reasonable commutes to the city, and have nice little village towns nearby. Bad suburbs have cookie cutter/tract housing, hellish traffic, etc. You can’t paint “suburbs” with a broad brush. That would be like call comparing Minneapolis to San Fran.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271156)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: brass electric idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284094)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: bearded flatulent boltzmann liquid oxygen

(thingdoer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271219)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: motley cruel-hearted kitty whorehouse

What about the story about the family on a street that kept the kids in chains in the house all day and no one even knew about it? LJL at the suburbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271248)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Know-it-all submissive persian

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271315)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:50 PM
Author: Greedy Big School Cafeteria

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-california-hostages/thirteen-siblings-found-chained-in-california-home-parents-charged-idUSKBN1F42PB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274125)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:42 AM
Author: salmon frozen stead sex offender

Yeah I could never live in the suburbs. Too boring. I think a lot of posters just don't really prioritize social stuff but I could never live somewhere where there isn't good nightlife and a vibrant cultural scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271325)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Gold Sinister Boiling Water Indian Lodge

doesn't making this same poast over and over get old after a while?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271334)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: Alcoholic ocher home personal credit line

WTF are you talking about when you say “vibrantly cultural scene?” Do you go outside and play steel drums with Rastafarians every day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273117)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:57 AM
Author: disturbing doobsian voyeur parlor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283270)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: charcoal fighting location haunted graveyard

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284100)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: Canary kitchen factory reset button

blacks sell heroin in the burbs too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273147)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: Spectacular Legal Warrant Laser Beams

it's just not the same nodding off in the upstairs bathroom of a 4bd/3ba on a well-manicured quarter acre.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273151)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: fragrant territorial lay mexican

*nods out on sofa with blackout curtains drawn while vibrant street scene occurs outside*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273152)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Plum den

Sounds like my ideal Friday night, honestly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273166)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: salmon frozen stead sex offender

I haven't done drugs in a year. I -GASP- meant doing fun things with other people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273313)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: Azure Site

Why did you stop?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283471)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:02 AM
Author: Passionate olive dingle berry theatre

she is a quitter and a loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283956)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: twinkling philosopher-king

lol, she truly can't stick to anything, can she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283980)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: mustard locus prole

What does it matter after you have kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36280072)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Plum den

With the exception of the downtown cores of sf, la, and sd, all Californian metro areas are just sprawling suburbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273160)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: Greedy Big School Cafeteria

Suburbs are the ultimate GC $cam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274128)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: twinkling philosopher-king

Explain how living in an urban environment with far higher taxes, an environment that is ideal for working all the time and having no family but with a ton of options for consumption, living in a small but expensive shoebox apartment managed by a professional corp, is more of a GC scam than having a large house that you don't share, land that you actually own, clean air, and an environment that encourages you to have a family, all for less money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275278)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:34 AM
Author: curious fanboi juggernaut

(in-fill developer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36276027)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:43 PM
Author: Umber exciting resort gaming laptop

anything to avoid niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275422)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: Brindle boyish skinny woman

boring but way less stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275463)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:59 PM
Author: very tactful macaca

near-in suburbs are credited as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275870)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: diverse adulterous nibblets university

ITT: massive assburgers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275969)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: bateful carnelian yarmulke hairy legs

Grew up in a nice suburb (every lived on a half acre with Woods and grass), everyones Dad was a doctor or lawyer, etc. Could explore woods with our dogs all day, adventures all the time. Daily sports games (football, baseball) with kids in the cul de sac. It ruled.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275974)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: Glassy Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36280012)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: Alcoholic ocher home personal credit line

Anybody from a good background was raised in the suburbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36280176)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: motley cruel-hearted kitty whorehouse

Egregious flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283236)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:56 AM
Author: indecent exhilarant windowlicker

Urban areas were hell holes in the 70s/80s/early 90s. Not a relevant comparison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283262)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: brass electric idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284118)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:57 AM
Author: indecent exhilarant windowlicker

Cities (in particular NYC) are great, even with kids, if you can afford them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283268)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: salmon frozen stead sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283417)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: twinkling philosopher-king

IOW, if you can afford a large rowhouse and private school, and also have a house or will rent one in the Hamptons or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283948)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: motley cruel-hearted kitty whorehouse

Rowhouse? lol

Try townhouse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283968)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: twinkling philosopher-king

It is the same thing in NYC. I hate using townhouse because it has a different meaning for non-urban areas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283972)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: trip house-broken library

it's used incorrectly in those areas imo.

a town house is an attached home IN TOWN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284201)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: twinkling philosopher-king

The overwhelming majority of usage in this country is your non-preferred usage (because most people don't live in cities). At which point it makes more sense to use a term that is synonymous and without the connotations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284219)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: trip house-broken library

i feel you, just pointing out that the wider usage is completely incorrect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284261)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: twinkling philosopher-king

It is incorrect insofar as they have hijacked the term which originated from your preferred usage. But if you ask most Americans what you think of when you hear the word "townhome", they will not describe an urban rowhouse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284346)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: trip house-broken library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284380)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: brass electric idea he suggested

The lack of any civic orgs out in the suburbs to join makes the whole place feel like a land of zombies. You see people walking around but there is no way to interact.

Also their lack of public transit makes getting around 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284170)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: motley cruel-hearted kitty whorehouse

You have to drive to buy something as simple as chap stick. Outside urban living or super compact suburban town with walkable downtown/city access, everything else seems shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284186)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: bateful carnelian yarmulke hairy legs

bro you just get a car and drive places. It's not hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284323)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: Deranged knife address

The urban manlet is a strange species.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284212)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: trip house-broken library

Meh, interesting people are interesting. Non-interesting people are not. You find some of each in every area.

To the extent urbanites say people in the suburbs are boring, it's usually because the people in the suburbs have a lot more family commitments.

It's not like everyone in MFH is more interesting because they go out to a bunch of restaurants and pubs all the time.

Personally I'd find a man with a home wood-working shop more interesting than an urbanite who just goes out to eat and drinks at bars all the time like everyone else there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284397)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: indecent exhilarant windowlicker

Hey Rowan how have you been didn’t know you still posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284488)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: trip house-broken library

I'm great. Hey does Killuminati still poast? Would love to hit him up...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284502)