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Trying to get wife pregnant. HELP ME (with advice, not cum).

We've been trying for 4 months now. We weren't using any ...
swashbuckling vengeful stage
  06/18/18
grow your dick.
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  06/18/18
It's 6 inches (I guess that means a tiny bit above average) ...
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that's a good start, will also need volume and weight of avg...
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Theres a lot to unpack here. Your disfigured impact spri...
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i can't tell if you're being serious or not. but i'm willing...
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Did it work? Did your cum stay inside of her instead of flyi...
Racy cyan school private investor
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JFC. Most men shoot loads like 5 feet not 2 inches
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  06/18/18
5 feet would mean the nut goes through her ass and shoots 4 ...
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That's how my father sired me and his father him.
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cr. like blowing a milkshake back through a silly straw.
wine charismatic son of senegal
  06/18/18
i meant through the butthole and out the vagina with zero se...
Magenta Duck-like Pozpig Coldplay Fan
  06/18/18
this is correct.
wine charismatic son of senegal
  06/18/18
...
Magenta Duck-like Pozpig Coldplay Fan
  06/18/18
180 subthread
Bat-shit-crazy double fault
  06/18/18
fml
swashbuckling vengeful stage
  06/18/18
It all sounds normal. Have her keep her hips/legs in the air...
vivacious shrine
  06/18/18
THANKS!
swashbuckling vengeful stage
  06/18/18
I had my wife knocked up one week after we pulled the goalie...
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this was really helpful. thanks, unoriginal faggot.
swashbuckling vengeful stage
  06/18/18
Shettles method for a boy + make her lay down after
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  06/18/18
What's his name?
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try to time the ovulation tests so you blow a load that's be...
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  06/18/18
tyty
swashbuckling vengeful stage
  06/18/18
seems cr
Wild Galvanic Site Tank
  06/18/18
They say this is more conducive to making a boy
vivacious shrine
  06/18/18
they being the batshit women on mom blogs. it's basically a ...
Bat-shit-crazy double fault
  06/18/18
cr (and yes I'm a father of 0 children)
swashbuckling vengeful stage
  06/18/18
is 3-4 mins with legs up enough time?
swashbuckling vengeful stage
  06/18/18
have her do like 15-20. she can rest her legs against the w...
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  06/18/18
can you please be honest and tell me if you're flame or not?...
swashbuckling vengeful stage
  06/18/18
not flame
Bat-shit-crazy double fault
  06/18/18
ty. she has only been doing 3 mins or so
swashbuckling vengeful stage
  06/18/18
JFC doobs you are not fit to breed.
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she was on BC for about a year (4-5 months before we got mar...
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yes. why?
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Cut that shit out too
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he can't handle that
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Why do you even need lube, does she not get wet?
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this is complete flame. If things are working right it liter...
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Gravity doesn’t just somehow not exist for sperm
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  06/18/18
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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:45 AM
Author: swashbuckling vengeful stage

We've been trying for 4 months now.

We weren't using any sort of app / at-home test but this month she did buy a clearblue test to make sure we were fucking when she was at peak ovulation.

Here's my concern: I unloaded in her quite a bit this past cycle but I noticed that A LOT of cum was on the outside of her vag. Is that a concern or did I just probably bust a lot and some came out when she flipped around to go into "gravity mode" (i.e., legs in the air to allow cum to go in deeper).

Also, I think my cum doesn't shoot the way it should. Definitely not the way it does in porn. Very sad stuff. Mostly just dribbles out with maybe an occasional forceful ejaculation where it goes like 2 inches in distance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264177)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:46 AM
Author: Magenta Duck-like Pozpig Coldplay Fan

grow your dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264183)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: swashbuckling vengeful stage

It's 6 inches (I guess that means a tiny bit above average) but quite girthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264359)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:47 AM
Author: wine charismatic son of senegal

poast a pic of your erect penis and your wife's gaping vagina so the mechanical engineering experts here can weigh in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264185)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:47 AM
Author: mewling mother

A few gifs of his dick ejaculating will give us additional relevant information. If he can do this over a piece of legal paper marked XOXOHTH it will give us all the info needed to provide expert advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264188)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone histrionic crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264468)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:59 AM
Author: Wild Galvanic Site Tank

that's a good start, will also need volume and weight of avg vaginal discharge + ejaculation to calculate specific gravity and hopefully something approximating a coefficient of friction for the combined fluid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264516)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: Racy cyan school private investor

Theres a lot to unpack here.

Your disfigured impact sprinkler cum spewing penis aside, what you should do is just have her in gravity mode when your ready to finish then jerk off until your about to cum then just lay on top and dip it in



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264193)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: swashbuckling vengeful stage

i can't tell if you're being serious or not. but i'm willing to try this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264363)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Rose Genital Piercing Field

lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264384)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: wonderful well-lubricated gay wizard corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265407)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: Racy cyan school private investor

Did it work? Did your cum stay inside of her instead of flying all over your walls and ceiling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271601)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:50 AM
Author: yellow sinister ladyboy faggot firefighter

JFC.

Most men shoot loads like 5 feet not 2 inches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264195)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:51 AM
Author: Magenta Duck-like Pozpig Coldplay Fan

5 feet would mean the nut goes through her ass and shoots 4 feet from her vagina into the wall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264197)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:51 AM
Author: mewling mother

That's how my father sired me and his father him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264199)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:53 AM
Author: Magenta Duck-like Pozpig Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264206)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:05 AM
Author: yellow sinister ladyboy faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264249)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: Wild Galvanic Site Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264518)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: Underhanded Sapphire Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264831)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: vibrant haunting stain mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265221)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: curious patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36266006)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: indigo national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267168)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:52 AM
Author: bateful chapel ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271649)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:52 AM
Author: wine charismatic son of senegal

cr. like blowing a milkshake back through a silly straw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264203)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:52 AM
Author: Magenta Duck-like Pozpig Coldplay Fan

i meant through the butthole and out the vagina with zero semen rebounding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264205)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:53 AM
Author: wine charismatic son of senegal

this is correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264208)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:53 AM
Author: Magenta Duck-like Pozpig Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264210)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy double fault

180 subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264642)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: swashbuckling vengeful stage

fml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264367)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:52 AM
Author: vivacious shrine

It all sounds normal. Have her keep her hips/legs in the air for a few minutes after. Most of it will still inevitably come out when she stands but don't forget that we're talking about microscopic swimmers here. Some should get through. If no success after 6 months of trying you should both check w your doctors to make sure there's no issues. Good luck!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264202)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: swashbuckling vengeful stage

THANKS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264370)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring parlour antidepressant drug

I had my wife knocked up one week after we pulled the goalie. Is there a Midas or Jiffy Lube you can take a broken dick to?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264375)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: swashbuckling vengeful stage

this was really helpful. thanks, unoriginal faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264597)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Pearl location

Shettles method for a boy + make her lay down after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264377)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:54 AM
Author: Filthy sepia public bath

What's his name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264495)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:58 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy double fault

try to time the ovulation tests so you blow a load that's been building up inside your balls for at least 1 day on her peak day (i.e. - bang every other day, not every day). creampie missionary or doggie, though you probably have a tiny dick and your jizz may leak out if you do doggie so maybe stick with missionary. have her lay for a while with her legs up like the rich slut in Big Lebowski does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264510)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: swashbuckling vengeful stage

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264598)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: Wild Galvanic Site Tank

seems cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264601)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: vivacious shrine

They say this is more conducive to making a boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264609)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy double fault

they being the batshit women on mom blogs. it's basically a coin flip no matter what you do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264627)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: swashbuckling vengeful stage

cr (and yes I'm a father of 0 children)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264949)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: swashbuckling vengeful stage

is 3-4 mins with legs up enough time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264612)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy double fault

have her do like 15-20. she can rest her legs against the wall if it's too hard to keep elevated for that long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264621)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: swashbuckling vengeful stage

can you please be honest and tell me if you're flame or not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264952)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy double fault

not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265187)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: swashbuckling vengeful stage

ty. she has only been doing 3 mins or so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265893)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Amethyst indian lodge

JFC doobs you are not fit to breed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264618)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: Exhilarant nowag



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: swashbuckling vengeful stage

if you really are earl, i don't talk to short-dicked chinks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264955)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: Avocado soul-stirring round eye menage

Take Mucinex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264620)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: swashbuckling vengeful stage

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264957)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone histrionic crotch

(Guy who poasts on Mommy Blogs)

SPRINKLING BABY DUST!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271494)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: Underhanded Sapphire Clown

how many years was she on bc pills/how long off? The comedown can fuck up their cycles for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264842)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: swashbuckling vengeful stage

she was on BC for about a year (4-5 months before we got married). she's now been off since early feb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265672)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: appetizing alcoholic famous landscape painting partner

There are some vitamins/supplements that have been shown to improve things like sperm motility and count. You can google to find out which ones. Some are things you'd have heard of (Vitamin C is especially good) and some are pretty obscure (to me, at least; I'm not into supplements usually). There are also supplements that have been shown to improve things like muscus consistency in women, so check into those.

I only know this because my wife wanted to target a very particular time of year to be pregnant so I figured I needed to have all my ducks in a row. Even still it took a couple of months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265183)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:00 PM
Author: swashbuckling vengeful stage

thanks man. did your wife do all the supplement taking or did you try a few too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265676)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: appetizing alcoholic famous landscape painting partner

We both did it. There's some lag built in, though, as it takes awhile to manufacture sperm. So it's like 60 days or something before you see the effects on the male end of things. My impression was that for women the benefits were more immediate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271411)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: talking boyish plaza preventive strike

(alcohol user)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265208)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:00 PM
Author: swashbuckling vengeful stage

yes. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265680)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy double fault

Cut that shit out too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267120)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: violent brethren

Don't listen to these fools u have to nut in ur wife 2-3x a day minimum. Do this every day for a month or two. Don't rely on flame "ovulation" calendars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265303)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: talking boyish plaza preventive strike

he can't handle that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265347)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:00 PM
Author: swashbuckling vengeful stage

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265684)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: passionate rehab

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265857)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: titillating fishy crackhouse associate

OP, do you workout with clothes on? Perhaps stop by your local POUNDERS for a good STIMMING. I hear Yann Perrod is training his new twink in the Flatiron POUNDERS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265726)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: topaz bawdyhouse sandwich

next time you sex her, get all the way to the point of cumming and stop before going over the cliff. do this ~7-10x before finally letting yourself blast. you will shoot ropes into her cervix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265793)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:21 PM
Author: Hot codepig

Lol. This would take hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265822)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:22 PM
Author: passionate rehab

Make sure you're not using ky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265828)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: swashbuckling vengeful stage

yeah, my wife put me on to this. occasionally we use lube (the "organic/healthy" bs) but apparently it fucks with the sperms' motility. no more lube.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265902)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: citrine locus

Why do you even need lube, does she not get wet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267092)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: topaz bawdyhouse sandwich

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267104)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: Bearded pocket flask dilemma

Find a man to mount you so at the moment of your ejaculation you cum buckets and shoot it a mile inside her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265836)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: swashbuckling vengeful stage

this was really helpful, faggot. now do us all a favor and go upstairs and fill your mother's water bowl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265908)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone histrionic crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267208)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: dashing disrespectful forum

see a god damn doctor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265847)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: swashbuckling vengeful stage

why? everything online says you don't see a doc until after trying for 1 year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265912)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:58 PM
Author: Underhanded Sapphire Clown

this is complete flame. If things are working right it literally takes one nut and you're done. If it takes you more than a month something is wrong. Maybe wait 2-3 months before going to doctor just to be safe, but at this point it's worth the trip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36266959)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Lemon spectacular friendly grandma

Depends on their ages. Parents had me in their 30s - took around 6 months to get preggers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267102)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 6:06 PM
Author: wonderful well-lubricated gay wizard corn cake

There is a 20% chance she gets pregnant during ovulation if both are healthy and everything is working right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267683)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone histrionic crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271495)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: trip peach fat ankles selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265851)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: indigo national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267181)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: swashbuckling vengeful stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265940)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: overrated hilarious pit

does cow-girl work or does the semen have to shoot non-vertically up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265998)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: talking boyish plaza preventive strike

depends on age and substance habits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36266966)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy double fault

Gravity doesn’t just somehow not exist for sperm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267138)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: Misunderstood Lodge Keepsake Machete

i got a boner reading this thread. anyone else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36266020)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: talking boyish plaza preventive strike

GTTTR talking about how "most of it will inevitably come out when she stands" was pretty intense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36266972)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: Misunderstood Lodge Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267174)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: Supple crystalline community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267422)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Lemon spectacular friendly grandma

Age? My parents had me in their 30s - took around 6 months to get preggers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267098)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: citrine locus

btw - how are we this deep into a threat like this w/o a single mention of Darnell?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267099)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: bistre whorehouse potus

No advice at the moment, but let me know if you need cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267170)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:38 PM
Author: Provocative mahogany coffee pot lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267211)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: Supple crystalline community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267424)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: mauve contagious skinny woman piazza

How old is the wife? Ethnicity of wife? She may have been pregnant but had a miscarriage before or during the next period cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267237)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:45 PM
Author: Electric hospital electric furnace

This is how I would go about it.

I would angle myself so I hit her cervix (if she is not complaining about it, do it harder) and do that for five minutes and then I would cum right before she did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267257)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: wonderful well-lubricated gay wizard corn cake

If she didn't get pregnant that means she didn't cum when you had sex during ovulation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267315)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: excitant flirting temple

You have to make her orgasm and then you do your thing at the same time. That causes her to "hoover" it up deep in the maw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267433)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: Carnelian Big Station

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271451)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 5:14 PM
Author: Supple crystalline community account

How deep are you thrusting when you finally nut in her?

Visual and/or audio clips would assist in this question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267436)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: excitant flirting temple

If OP strapped on one of those penis cams it would really help us a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267507)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone histrionic crotch

Even moreso if he just posted pics of his wife in lingerie so we can properly visually it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271499)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: Carnelian Big Station

Not flame, eat foods very high in zinc and supplement with zinc. You’ll shoot ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271449)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: beady-eyed mustard pistol theater stage

could be cr. i started taking zinc a few years back and now have at least 3 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271574)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: Red pontificating athletic conference

"Here, have my cum," said Kasich as he stuffed a funnel in your wife's pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271461)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: motley theater puppy

You could have worse problems http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271463)