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Trying to get wife pregnant. HELP ME (with advice, not cum).

We've been trying for 4 months now. We weren't using any ...
Contagious Lavender Weed Whacker Abode
  06/18/18
grow your dick.
Talented Fighting Genital Piercing
  06/18/18
It's 6 inches (I guess that means a tiny bit above average) ...
Contagious Lavender Weed Whacker Abode
  06/18/18
poast a pic of your erect penis and your wife's gaping vagin...
chocolate university hunting ground
  06/18/18
A few gifs of his dick ejaculating will give us additional r...
Trip trailer park roast beef
  06/18/18
...
Histrionic Associate
  06/18/18
that's a good start, will also need volume and weight of avg...
Know-it-all base
  06/18/18
Theres a lot to unpack here. Your disfigured impact spri...
diverse fiercely-loyal kitty community account
  06/18/18
i can't tell if you're being serious or not. but i'm willing...
Contagious Lavender Weed Whacker Abode
  06/18/18
lolololol
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racy judgmental hominid selfie
  06/18/18
Did it work? Did your cum stay inside of her instead of flyi...
diverse fiercely-loyal kitty community account
  06/19/18
JFC. Most men shoot loads like 5 feet not 2 inches
hairraiser alcoholic striped hyena codepig
  06/18/18
5 feet would mean the nut goes through her ass and shoots 4 ...
Talented Fighting Genital Piercing
  06/18/18
That's how my father sired me and his father him.
Trip trailer park roast beef
  06/18/18
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Talented Fighting Genital Piercing
  06/18/18
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soul-stirring canary shrine
  06/19/18
cr. like blowing a milkshake back through a silly straw.
chocolate university hunting ground
  06/18/18
i meant through the butthole and out the vagina with zero se...
Talented Fighting Genital Piercing
  06/18/18
this is correct.
chocolate university hunting ground
  06/18/18
...
Talented Fighting Genital Piercing
  06/18/18
180 subthread
Provocative magical area
  06/18/18
fml
Contagious Lavender Weed Whacker Abode
  06/18/18
It all sounds normal. Have her keep her hips/legs in the air...
Gold Vigorous Public Bath Dysfunction
  06/18/18
THANKS!
Contagious Lavender Weed Whacker Abode
  06/18/18
I had my wife knocked up one week after we pulled the goalie...
beady-eyed cocky karate sanctuary
  06/18/18
this was really helpful. thanks, unoriginal faggot.
Contagious Lavender Weed Whacker Abode
  06/18/18
Shettles method for a boy + make her lay down after
Startling charismatic ceo
  06/18/18
What's his name?
overrated pink house
  06/18/18
try to time the ovulation tests so you blow a load that's be...
Provocative magical area
  06/18/18
tyty
Contagious Lavender Weed Whacker Abode
  06/18/18
seems cr
Know-it-all base
  06/18/18
They say this is more conducive to making a boy
Gold Vigorous Public Bath Dysfunction
  06/18/18
they being the batshit women on mom blogs. it's basically a ...
Provocative magical area
  06/18/18
cr (and yes I'm a father of 0 children)
Contagious Lavender Weed Whacker Abode
  06/18/18
is 3-4 mins with legs up enough time?
Contagious Lavender Weed Whacker Abode
  06/18/18
have her do like 15-20. she can rest her legs against the w...
Provocative magical area
  06/18/18
can you please be honest and tell me if you're flame or not?...
Contagious Lavender Weed Whacker Abode
  06/18/18
not flame
Provocative magical area
  06/18/18
ty. she has only been doing 3 mins or so
Contagious Lavender Weed Whacker Abode
  06/18/18
JFC doobs you are not fit to breed.
Thriller boistinker cuckoldry
  06/18/18
...
Drab Address
  06/18/18
if you really are earl, i don't talk to short-dicked chinks
Contagious Lavender Weed Whacker Abode
  06/18/18
Take Mucinex
arousing step-uncle's house jap
  06/18/18
?
Contagious Lavender Weed Whacker Abode
  06/18/18
(Guy who poasts on Mommy Blogs) SPRINKLING BABY DUST!!!!
Histrionic Associate
  06/19/18
how many years was she on bc pills/how long off? The comedo...
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  06/18/18
she was on BC for about a year (4-5 months before we got mar...
Contagious Lavender Weed Whacker Abode
  06/18/18
There are some vitamins/supplements that have been shown to ...
frum aggressive lodge
  06/18/18
thanks man. did your wife do all the supplement taking or di...
Contagious Lavender Weed Whacker Abode
  06/18/18
We both did it. There's some lag built in, though, as it ta...
frum aggressive lodge
  06/19/18
(alcohol user)
Stirring purple water buffalo
  06/18/18
yes. why?
Contagious Lavender Weed Whacker Abode
  06/18/18
Cut that shit out too
Provocative magical area
  06/18/18
Don't listen to these fools u have to nut in ur wife 2-3x a ...
razzmatazz bonkers den wagecucks
  06/18/18
he can't handle that
Stirring purple water buffalo
  06/18/18
ty
Contagious Lavender Weed Whacker Abode
  06/18/18
Cr
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  06/18/18
OP, do you workout with clothes on? Perhaps stop by your loc...
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  06/18/18
next time you sex her, get all the way to the point of cummi...
Big crusty dilemma
  06/18/18
Lol. This would take hours.
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  06/18/18
Make sure you're not using ky.
dashing burgundy jew
  06/18/18
yeah, my wife put me on to this. occasionally we use lube (t...
Contagious Lavender Weed Whacker Abode
  06/18/18
Why do you even need lube, does she not get wet?
White disturbing round eye
  06/18/18
cq
Big crusty dilemma
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Find a man to mount you so at the moment of your ejaculation...
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  06/18/18
this was really helpful, faggot. now do us all a favor and g...
Contagious Lavender Weed Whacker Abode
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...
Histrionic Associate
  06/18/18
see a god damn doctor
Concupiscible clear point
  06/18/18
why? everything online says you don't see a doc until after ...
Contagious Lavender Weed Whacker Abode
  06/18/18
this is complete flame. If things are working right it liter...
Odious henna principal's office
  06/18/18
Depends on their ages. Parents had me in their 30s - took ar...
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  06/18/18
There is a 20% chance she gets pregnant during ovulation if ...
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Contagious Lavender Weed Whacker Abode
  06/18/18
does cow-girl work or does the semen have to shoot non-verti...
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depends on age and substance habits
Stirring purple water buffalo
  06/18/18
Gravity doesn’t just somehow not exist for sperm
Provocative magical area
  06/18/18
i got a boner reading this thread. anyone else?
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GTTTR talking about how "most of it will inevitably com...
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Age? My parents had me in their 30s - took around 6 months t...
Mahogany talking giraffe
  06/18/18
btw - how are we this deep into a threat like this w/o a sin...
White disturbing round eye
  06/18/18
No advice at the moment, but let me know if you need cum
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  06/18/18
This is how I would go about it. I would angle myself so...
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  06/18/18
If she didn't get pregnant that means she didn't cum when yo...
racy judgmental hominid selfie
  06/18/18
You have to make her orgasm and then you do your thing at th...
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Cr.
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If OP strapped on one of those penis cams it would really he...
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  06/19/18
Not flame, eat foods very high in zinc and supplement with z...
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could be cr. i started taking zinc a few years back and now ...
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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:45 AM
Author: Contagious Lavender Weed Whacker Abode

We've been trying for 4 months now.

We weren't using any sort of app / at-home test but this month she did buy a clearblue test to make sure we were fucking when she was at peak ovulation.

Here's my concern: I unloaded in her quite a bit this past cycle but I noticed that A LOT of cum was on the outside of her vag. Is that a concern or did I just probably bust a lot and some came out when she flipped around to go into "gravity mode" (i.e., legs in the air to allow cum to go in deeper).

Also, I think my cum doesn't shoot the way it should. Definitely not the way it does in porn. Very sad stuff. Mostly just dribbles out with maybe an occasional forceful ejaculation where it goes like 2 inches in distance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264177)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:46 AM
Author: Talented Fighting Genital Piercing

grow your dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264183)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: Contagious Lavender Weed Whacker Abode

It's 6 inches (I guess that means a tiny bit above average) but quite girthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264359)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:47 AM
Author: chocolate university hunting ground

poast a pic of your erect penis and your wife's gaping vagina so the mechanical engineering experts here can weigh in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264185)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:47 AM
Author: Trip trailer park roast beef

A few gifs of his dick ejaculating will give us additional relevant information. If he can do this over a piece of legal paper marked XOXOHTH it will give us all the info needed to provide expert advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264188)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: Histrionic Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264468)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:59 AM
Author: Know-it-all base

that's a good start, will also need volume and weight of avg vaginal discharge + ejaculation to calculate specific gravity and hopefully something approximating a coefficient of friction for the combined fluid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264516)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: diverse fiercely-loyal kitty community account

Theres a lot to unpack here.

Your disfigured impact sprinkler cum spewing penis aside, what you should do is just have her in gravity mode when your ready to finish then jerk off until your about to cum then just lay on top and dip it in



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264193)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: Contagious Lavender Weed Whacker Abode

i can't tell if you're being serious or not. but i'm willing to try this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264363)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: aromatic unholy piazza french chef

lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264384)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: racy judgmental hominid selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265407)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: diverse fiercely-loyal kitty community account

Did it work? Did your cum stay inside of her instead of flying all over your walls and ceiling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271601)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:50 AM
Author: hairraiser alcoholic striped hyena codepig

JFC.

Most men shoot loads like 5 feet not 2 inches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264195)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:51 AM
Author: Talented Fighting Genital Piercing

5 feet would mean the nut goes through her ass and shoots 4 feet from her vagina into the wall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264197)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:51 AM
Author: Trip trailer park roast beef

That's how my father sired me and his father him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264199)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:53 AM
Author: Talented Fighting Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264206)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:05 AM
Author: hairraiser alcoholic striped hyena codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264249)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: Know-it-all base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264518)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: Odious henna principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264831)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: Sexy Feces Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265221)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: misunderstood nursing home police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36266006)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: indigo senate place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267168)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:52 AM
Author: soul-stirring canary shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271649)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:52 AM
Author: chocolate university hunting ground

cr. like blowing a milkshake back through a silly straw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264203)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:52 AM
Author: Talented Fighting Genital Piercing

i meant through the butthole and out the vagina with zero semen rebounding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264205)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:53 AM
Author: chocolate university hunting ground

this is correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264208)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:53 AM
Author: Talented Fighting Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264210)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: Provocative magical area

180 subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264642)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: Contagious Lavender Weed Whacker Abode

fml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264367)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:52 AM
Author: Gold Vigorous Public Bath Dysfunction

It all sounds normal. Have her keep her hips/legs in the air for a few minutes after. Most of it will still inevitably come out when she stands but don't forget that we're talking about microscopic swimmers here. Some should get through. If no success after 6 months of trying you should both check w your doctors to make sure there's no issues. Good luck!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264202)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: Contagious Lavender Weed Whacker Abode

THANKS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264370)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: beady-eyed cocky karate sanctuary

I had my wife knocked up one week after we pulled the goalie. Is there a Midas or Jiffy Lube you can take a broken dick to?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264375)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Contagious Lavender Weed Whacker Abode

this was really helpful. thanks, unoriginal faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264597)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Startling charismatic ceo

Shettles method for a boy + make her lay down after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264377)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:54 AM
Author: overrated pink house

What's his name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264495)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:58 AM
Author: Provocative magical area

try to time the ovulation tests so you blow a load that's been building up inside your balls for at least 1 day on her peak day (i.e. - bang every other day, not every day). creampie missionary or doggie, though you probably have a tiny dick and your jizz may leak out if you do doggie so maybe stick with missionary. have her lay for a while with her legs up like the rich slut in Big Lebowski does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264510)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Contagious Lavender Weed Whacker Abode

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264598)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: Know-it-all base

seems cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264601)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Gold Vigorous Public Bath Dysfunction

They say this is more conducive to making a boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264609)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: Provocative magical area

they being the batshit women on mom blogs. it's basically a coin flip no matter what you do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264627)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: Contagious Lavender Weed Whacker Abode

cr (and yes I'm a father of 0 children)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264949)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Contagious Lavender Weed Whacker Abode

is 3-4 mins with legs up enough time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264612)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: Provocative magical area

have her do like 15-20. she can rest her legs against the wall if it's too hard to keep elevated for that long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264621)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: Contagious Lavender Weed Whacker Abode

can you please be honest and tell me if you're flame or not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264952)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Provocative magical area

not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265187)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: Contagious Lavender Weed Whacker Abode

ty. she has only been doing 3 mins or so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265893)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Thriller boistinker cuckoldry

JFC doobs you are not fit to breed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264618)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: Drab Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264820)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: Contagious Lavender Weed Whacker Abode

if you really are earl, i don't talk to short-dicked chinks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264955)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: arousing step-uncle's house jap

Take Mucinex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264620)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: Contagious Lavender Weed Whacker Abode

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264957)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Histrionic Associate

(Guy who poasts on Mommy Blogs)

SPRINKLING BABY DUST!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271494)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: Odious henna principal's office

how many years was she on bc pills/how long off? The comedown can fuck up their cycles for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264842)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Contagious Lavender Weed Whacker Abode

she was on BC for about a year (4-5 months before we got married). she's now been off since early feb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265672)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: frum aggressive lodge

There are some vitamins/supplements that have been shown to improve things like sperm motility and count. You can google to find out which ones. Some are things you'd have heard of (Vitamin C is especially good) and some are pretty obscure (to me, at least; I'm not into supplements usually). There are also supplements that have been shown to improve things like muscus consistency in women, so check into those.

I only know this because my wife wanted to target a very particular time of year to be pregnant so I figured I needed to have all my ducks in a row. Even still it took a couple of months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265183)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:00 PM
Author: Contagious Lavender Weed Whacker Abode

thanks man. did your wife do all the supplement taking or did you try a few too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265676)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: frum aggressive lodge

We both did it. There's some lag built in, though, as it takes awhile to manufacture sperm. So it's like 60 days or something before you see the effects on the male end of things. My impression was that for women the benefits were more immediate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271411)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Stirring purple water buffalo

(alcohol user)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265208)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:00 PM
Author: Contagious Lavender Weed Whacker Abode

yes. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265680)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Provocative magical area

Cut that shit out too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267120)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: razzmatazz bonkers den wagecucks

Don't listen to these fools u have to nut in ur wife 2-3x a day minimum. Do this every day for a month or two. Don't rely on flame "ovulation" calendars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265303)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: Stirring purple water buffalo

he can't handle that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265347)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:00 PM
Author: Contagious Lavender Weed Whacker Abode

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265684)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: dashing burgundy jew

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265857)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: claret property

OP, do you workout with clothes on? Perhaps stop by your local POUNDERS for a good STIMMING. I hear Yann Perrod is training his new twink in the Flatiron POUNDERS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265726)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: Big crusty dilemma

next time you sex her, get all the way to the point of cumming and stop before going over the cliff. do this ~7-10x before finally letting yourself blast. you will shoot ropes into her cervix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265793)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:21 PM
Author: Vivacious location crotch

Lol. This would take hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265822)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:22 PM
Author: dashing burgundy jew

Make sure you're not using ky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265828)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: Contagious Lavender Weed Whacker Abode

yeah, my wife put me on to this. occasionally we use lube (the "organic/healthy" bs) but apparently it fucks with the sperms' motility. no more lube.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265902)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: White disturbing round eye

Why do you even need lube, does she not get wet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267092)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Big crusty dilemma

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267104)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: Mildly autistic costumed indian lodge halford

Find a man to mount you so at the moment of your ejaculation you cum buckets and shoot it a mile inside her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265836)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: Contagious Lavender Weed Whacker Abode

this was really helpful, faggot. now do us all a favor and go upstairs and fill your mother's water bowl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265908)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: Histrionic Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267208)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: Concupiscible clear point

see a god damn doctor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265847)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: Contagious Lavender Weed Whacker Abode

why? everything online says you don't see a doc until after trying for 1 year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265912)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:58 PM
Author: Odious henna principal's office

this is complete flame. If things are working right it literally takes one nut and you're done. If it takes you more than a month something is wrong. Maybe wait 2-3 months before going to doctor just to be safe, but at this point it's worth the trip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36266959)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Mahogany talking giraffe

Depends on their ages. Parents had me in their 30s - took around 6 months to get preggers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267102)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 6:06 PM
Author: racy judgmental hominid selfie

There is a 20% chance she gets pregnant during ovulation if both are healthy and everything is working right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267683)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Histrionic Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271495)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: jade stubborn corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265851)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: indigo senate place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267181)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Contagious Lavender Weed Whacker Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265940)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: federal ultramarine partner

does cow-girl work or does the semen have to shoot non-vertically up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265998)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: Stirring purple water buffalo

depends on age and substance habits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36266966)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: Provocative magical area

Gravity doesn’t just somehow not exist for sperm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267138)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: Tan fragrant toaster

i got a boner reading this thread. anyone else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36266020)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Stirring purple water buffalo

GTTTR talking about how "most of it will inevitably come out when she stands" was pretty intense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36266972)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: Tan fragrant toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267174)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: Duck-like plum azn forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267422)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Mahogany talking giraffe

Age? My parents had me in their 30s - took around 6 months to get preggers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267098)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: White disturbing round eye

btw - how are we this deep into a threat like this w/o a single mention of Darnell?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267099)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: dull set

No advice at the moment, but let me know if you need cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267170)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:38 PM
Author: glittery brunch faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267211)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: Duck-like plum azn forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267424)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: bateful aquamarine international law enforcement agency incel

How old is the wife? Ethnicity of wife? She may have been pregnant but had a miscarriage before or during the next period cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267237)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:45 PM
Author: magenta mewling cumskin

This is how I would go about it.

I would angle myself so I hit her cervix (if she is not complaining about it, do it harder) and do that for five minutes and then I would cum right before she did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267257)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: racy judgmental hominid selfie

If she didn't get pregnant that means she didn't cum when you had sex during ovulation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267315)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: topaz mentally impaired doctorate home

You have to make her orgasm and then you do your thing at the same time. That causes her to "hoover" it up deep in the maw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267433)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: Chestnut business firm background story

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271451)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 5:14 PM
Author: Duck-like plum azn forum

How deep are you thrusting when you finally nut in her?

Visual and/or audio clips would assist in this question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267436)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: topaz mentally impaired doctorate home

If OP strapped on one of those penis cams it would really help us a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267507)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: Histrionic Associate

Even moreso if he just posted pics of his wife in lingerie so we can properly visually it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271499)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: Chestnut business firm background story

Not flame, eat foods very high in zinc and supplement with zinc. You’ll shoot ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271449)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: laughsome sable temple

could be cr. i started taking zinc a few years back and now have at least 3 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271574)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: Razzle range dog poop

"Here, have my cum," said Kasich as he stuffed a funnel in your wife's pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271461)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: Stimulating internet-worthy stage

You could have worse problems http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271463)