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Trying to get wife pregnant. HELP ME (with advice, not cum).

We've been trying for 4 months now. We weren't using any ...
rambunctious locus
  06/18/18
grow your dick.
nofapping useless psychic
  06/18/18
It's 6 inches (I guess that means a tiny bit above average) ...
rambunctious locus
  06/18/18
poast a pic of your erect penis and your wife's gaping vagin...
federal church
  06/18/18
A few gifs of his dick ejaculating will give us additional r...
ivory kink-friendly round eye
  06/18/18
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Razzle Nighttime Old Irish Cottage
  06/18/18
that's a good start, will also need volume and weight of avg...
boyish coral toaster
  06/18/18
Theres a lot to unpack here. Your disfigured impact spri...
Cerise rough-skinned station cuckold
  06/18/18
i can't tell if you're being serious or not. but i'm willing...
rambunctious locus
  06/18/18
lolololol
twisted magical alpha
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Did it work? Did your cum stay inside of her instead of flyi...
Cerise rough-skinned station cuckold
  06/19/18
JFC. Most men shoot loads like 5 feet not 2 inches
swollen arousing range
  06/18/18
5 feet would mean the nut goes through her ass and shoots 4 ...
nofapping useless psychic
  06/18/18
That's how my father sired me and his father him.
ivory kink-friendly round eye
  06/18/18
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swollen arousing range
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zombie-like rigor faggotry
  06/19/18
cr. like blowing a milkshake back through a silly straw.
federal church
  06/18/18
i meant through the butthole and out the vagina with zero se...
nofapping useless psychic
  06/18/18
this is correct.
federal church
  06/18/18
...
nofapping useless psychic
  06/18/18
180 subthread
arrogant up-to-no-good goal in life trailer park
  06/18/18
fml
rambunctious locus
  06/18/18
It all sounds normal. Have her keep her hips/legs in the air...
Emerald Tantric Internal Respiration
  06/18/18
THANKS!
rambunctious locus
  06/18/18
I had my wife knocked up one week after we pulled the goalie...
Naked ocher sanctuary
  06/18/18
this was really helpful. thanks, unoriginal faggot.
rambunctious locus
  06/18/18
Shettles method for a boy + make her lay down after
mind-boggling primrose property cumskin
  06/18/18
What's his name?
Hairless Brunch Hominid
  06/18/18
try to time the ovulation tests so you blow a load that's be...
arrogant up-to-no-good goal in life trailer park
  06/18/18
tyty
rambunctious locus
  06/18/18
seems cr
boyish coral toaster
  06/18/18
They say this is more conducive to making a boy
Emerald Tantric Internal Respiration
  06/18/18
they being the batshit women on mom blogs. it's basically a ...
arrogant up-to-no-good goal in life trailer park
  06/18/18
cr (and yes I'm a father of 0 children)
rambunctious locus
  06/18/18
is 3-4 mins with legs up enough time?
rambunctious locus
  06/18/18
have her do like 15-20. she can rest her legs against the w...
arrogant up-to-no-good goal in life trailer park
  06/18/18
can you please be honest and tell me if you're flame or not?...
rambunctious locus
  06/18/18
not flame
arrogant up-to-no-good goal in life trailer park
  06/18/18
ty. she has only been doing 3 mins or so
rambunctious locus
  06/18/18
JFC doobs you are not fit to breed.
Galvanic stubborn shrine deer antler
  06/18/18
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Charismatic saffron lodge dingle berry
  06/18/18
if you really are earl, i don't talk to short-dicked chinks
rambunctious locus
  06/18/18
Take Mucinex
lilac shaky famous landscape painting
  06/18/18
?
rambunctious locus
  06/18/18
(Guy who poasts on Mommy Blogs) SPRINKLING BABY DUST!!!!
Razzle Nighttime Old Irish Cottage
  06/19/18
how many years was she on bc pills/how long off? The comedo...
trip son of senegal university
  06/18/18
she was on BC for about a year (4-5 months before we got mar...
rambunctious locus
  06/18/18
There are some vitamins/supplements that have been shown to ...
Doobsian histrionic tank cuckoldry
  06/18/18
thanks man. did your wife do all the supplement taking or di...
rambunctious locus
  06/18/18
We both did it. There's some lag built in, though, as it ta...
Doobsian histrionic tank cuckoldry
  06/19/18
(alcohol user)
walnut slimy site patrolman
  06/18/18
yes. why?
rambunctious locus
  06/18/18
Cut that shit out too
arrogant up-to-no-good goal in life trailer park
  06/18/18
Don't listen to these fools u have to nut in ur wife 2-3x a ...
Stirring mahogany dilemma
  06/18/18
he can't handle that
walnut slimy site patrolman
  06/18/18
ty
rambunctious locus
  06/18/18
Cr
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OP, do you workout with clothes on? Perhaps stop by your loc...
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  06/18/18
next time you sex her, get all the way to the point of cummi...
Ebony concupiscible people who are hurt center
  06/18/18
Lol. This would take hours.
sinister set
  06/18/18
Make sure you're not using ky.
Hairraiser Opaque Wagecucks
  06/18/18
yeah, my wife put me on to this. occasionally we use lube (t...
rambunctious locus
  06/18/18
Why do you even need lube, does she not get wet?
Yellow Trust Fund
  06/18/18
cq
Ebony concupiscible people who are hurt center
  06/18/18
Find a man to mount you so at the moment of your ejaculation...
Chocolate Dopamine
  06/18/18
this was really helpful, faggot. now do us all a favor and g...
rambunctious locus
  06/18/18
...
Razzle Nighttime Old Irish Cottage
  06/18/18
see a god damn doctor
Vigorous Mad-dog Skullcap Point
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why? everything online says you don't see a doc until after ...
rambunctious locus
  06/18/18
this is complete flame. If things are working right it liter...
trip son of senegal university
  06/18/18
Depends on their ages. Parents had me in their 30s - took ar...
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There is a 20% chance she gets pregnant during ovulation if ...
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rambunctious locus
  06/18/18
does cow-girl work or does the semen have to shoot non-verti...
topaz private investor
  06/18/18
depends on age and substance habits
walnut slimy site patrolman
  06/18/18
Gravity doesn’t just somehow not exist for sperm
arrogant up-to-no-good goal in life trailer park
  06/18/18
i got a boner reading this thread. anyone else?
Startled Half-breed
  06/18/18
GTTTR talking about how "most of it will inevitably com...
walnut slimy site patrolman
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Mewling Hall Giraffe
  06/18/18
Age? My parents had me in their 30s - took around 6 months t...
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  06/18/18
btw - how are we this deep into a threat like this w/o a sin...
Yellow Trust Fund
  06/18/18
No advice at the moment, but let me know if you need cum
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Mewling Hall Giraffe
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How old is the wife? Ethnicity of wife? She may have been pr...
Talking jap
  06/18/18
This is how I would go about it. I would angle myself so...
crusty black woman
  06/18/18
If she didn't get pregnant that means she didn't cum when yo...
chrome reading party doctorate
  06/18/18
You have to make her orgasm and then you do your thing at th...
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  06/18/18
Cr.
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  06/19/18
How deep are you thrusting when you finally nut in her? V...
Mewling Hall Giraffe
  06/18/18
If OP strapped on one of those penis cams it would really he...
lake idiot
  06/18/18
Even moreso if he just posted pics of his wife in lingerie s...
Razzle Nighttime Old Irish Cottage
  06/19/18
Not flame, eat foods very high in zinc and supplement with z...
nubile foreskin piazza
  06/19/18
could be cr. i started taking zinc a few years back and now ...
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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:45 AM
Author: rambunctious locus

We've been trying for 4 months now.

We weren't using any sort of app / at-home test but this month she did buy a clearblue test to make sure we were fucking when she was at peak ovulation.

Here's my concern: I unloaded in her quite a bit this past cycle but I noticed that A LOT of cum was on the outside of her vag. Is that a concern or did I just probably bust a lot and some came out when she flipped around to go into "gravity mode" (i.e., legs in the air to allow cum to go in deeper).

Also, I think my cum doesn't shoot the way it should. Definitely not the way it does in porn. Very sad stuff. Mostly just dribbles out with maybe an occasional forceful ejaculation where it goes like 2 inches in distance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264177)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:46 AM
Author: nofapping useless psychic

grow your dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264183)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: rambunctious locus

It's 6 inches (I guess that means a tiny bit above average) but quite girthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264359)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:47 AM
Author: federal church

poast a pic of your erect penis and your wife's gaping vagina so the mechanical engineering experts here can weigh in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264185)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:47 AM
Author: ivory kink-friendly round eye

A few gifs of his dick ejaculating will give us additional relevant information. If he can do this over a piece of legal paper marked XOXOHTH it will give us all the info needed to provide expert advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264188)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: Razzle Nighttime Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264468)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:59 AM
Author: boyish coral toaster

that's a good start, will also need volume and weight of avg vaginal discharge + ejaculation to calculate specific gravity and hopefully something approximating a coefficient of friction for the combined fluid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264516)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: Cerise rough-skinned station cuckold

Theres a lot to unpack here.

Your disfigured impact sprinkler cum spewing penis aside, what you should do is just have her in gravity mode when your ready to finish then jerk off until your about to cum then just lay on top and dip it in



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264193)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: rambunctious locus

i can't tell if you're being serious or not. but i'm willing to try this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264363)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: twisted magical alpha

lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264384)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: chrome reading party doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265407)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: Cerise rough-skinned station cuckold

Did it work? Did your cum stay inside of her instead of flying all over your walls and ceiling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271601)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:50 AM
Author: swollen arousing range

JFC.

Most men shoot loads like 5 feet not 2 inches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264195)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:51 AM
Author: nofapping useless psychic

5 feet would mean the nut goes through her ass and shoots 4 feet from her vagina into the wall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264197)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:51 AM
Author: ivory kink-friendly round eye

That's how my father sired me and his father him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264199)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:53 AM
Author: nofapping useless psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264206)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:05 AM
Author: swollen arousing range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264249)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: boyish coral toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264518)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: trip son of senegal university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264831)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: vermilion spectacular hospital marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265221)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: spruce chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36266006)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Ultramarine Passionate Pistol Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267168)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:52 AM
Author: zombie-like rigor faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271649)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:52 AM
Author: federal church

cr. like blowing a milkshake back through a silly straw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264203)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:52 AM
Author: nofapping useless psychic

i meant through the butthole and out the vagina with zero semen rebounding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264205)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:53 AM
Author: federal church

this is correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264208)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:53 AM
Author: nofapping useless psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264210)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: arrogant up-to-no-good goal in life trailer park

180 subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264642)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: rambunctious locus

fml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264367)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:52 AM
Author: Emerald Tantric Internal Respiration

It all sounds normal. Have her keep her hips/legs in the air for a few minutes after. Most of it will still inevitably come out when she stands but don't forget that we're talking about microscopic swimmers here. Some should get through. If no success after 6 months of trying you should both check w your doctors to make sure there's no issues. Good luck!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264202)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: rambunctious locus

THANKS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264370)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Naked ocher sanctuary

I had my wife knocked up one week after we pulled the goalie. Is there a Midas or Jiffy Lube you can take a broken dick to?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264375)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: rambunctious locus

this was really helpful. thanks, unoriginal faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264597)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: mind-boggling primrose property cumskin

Shettles method for a boy + make her lay down after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264377)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:54 AM
Author: Hairless Brunch Hominid

What's his name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264495)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:58 AM
Author: arrogant up-to-no-good goal in life trailer park

try to time the ovulation tests so you blow a load that's been building up inside your balls for at least 1 day on her peak day (i.e. - bang every other day, not every day). creampie missionary or doggie, though you probably have a tiny dick and your jizz may leak out if you do doggie so maybe stick with missionary. have her lay for a while with her legs up like the rich slut in Big Lebowski does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264510)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: rambunctious locus

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264598)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: boyish coral toaster

seems cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264601)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Emerald Tantric Internal Respiration

They say this is more conducive to making a boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264609)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: arrogant up-to-no-good goal in life trailer park

they being the batshit women on mom blogs. it's basically a coin flip no matter what you do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264627)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: rambunctious locus

cr (and yes I'm a father of 0 children)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264949)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: rambunctious locus

is 3-4 mins with legs up enough time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264612)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: arrogant up-to-no-good goal in life trailer park

have her do like 15-20. she can rest her legs against the wall if it's too hard to keep elevated for that long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264621)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: rambunctious locus

can you please be honest and tell me if you're flame or not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264952)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: arrogant up-to-no-good goal in life trailer park

not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265187)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: rambunctious locus

ty. she has only been doing 3 mins or so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265893)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Galvanic stubborn shrine deer antler

JFC doobs you are not fit to breed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264618)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: Charismatic saffron lodge dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264820)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: rambunctious locus

if you really are earl, i don't talk to short-dicked chinks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264955)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: lilac shaky famous landscape painting

Take Mucinex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264620)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: rambunctious locus

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264957)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Razzle Nighttime Old Irish Cottage

(Guy who poasts on Mommy Blogs)

SPRINKLING BABY DUST!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271494)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: trip son of senegal university

how many years was she on bc pills/how long off? The comedown can fuck up their cycles for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264842)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: rambunctious locus

she was on BC for about a year (4-5 months before we got married). she's now been off since early feb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265672)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Doobsian histrionic tank cuckoldry

There are some vitamins/supplements that have been shown to improve things like sperm motility and count. You can google to find out which ones. Some are things you'd have heard of (Vitamin C is especially good) and some are pretty obscure (to me, at least; I'm not into supplements usually). There are also supplements that have been shown to improve things like muscus consistency in women, so check into those.

I only know this because my wife wanted to target a very particular time of year to be pregnant so I figured I needed to have all my ducks in a row. Even still it took a couple of months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265183)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:00 PM
Author: rambunctious locus

thanks man. did your wife do all the supplement taking or did you try a few too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265676)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Doobsian histrionic tank cuckoldry

We both did it. There's some lag built in, though, as it takes awhile to manufacture sperm. So it's like 60 days or something before you see the effects on the male end of things. My impression was that for women the benefits were more immediate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271411)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: walnut slimy site patrolman

(alcohol user)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265208)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:00 PM
Author: rambunctious locus

yes. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265680)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: arrogant up-to-no-good goal in life trailer park

Cut that shit out too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267120)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: Stirring mahogany dilemma

Don't listen to these fools u have to nut in ur wife 2-3x a day minimum. Do this every day for a month or two. Don't rely on flame "ovulation" calendars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265303)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: walnut slimy site patrolman

he can't handle that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265347)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:00 PM
Author: rambunctious locus

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265684)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: Hairraiser Opaque Wagecucks

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265857)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: Confused codepig mother

OP, do you workout with clothes on? Perhaps stop by your local POUNDERS for a good STIMMING. I hear Yann Perrod is training his new twink in the Flatiron POUNDERS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265726)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: Ebony concupiscible people who are hurt center

next time you sex her, get all the way to the point of cumming and stop before going over the cliff. do this ~7-10x before finally letting yourself blast. you will shoot ropes into her cervix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265793)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:21 PM
Author: sinister set

Lol. This would take hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265822)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:22 PM
Author: Hairraiser Opaque Wagecucks

Make sure you're not using ky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265828)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: rambunctious locus

yeah, my wife put me on to this. occasionally we use lube (the "organic/healthy" bs) but apparently it fucks with the sperms' motility. no more lube.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265902)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Yellow Trust Fund

Why do you even need lube, does she not get wet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267092)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Ebony concupiscible people who are hurt center

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267104)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: Chocolate Dopamine

Find a man to mount you so at the moment of your ejaculation you cum buckets and shoot it a mile inside her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265836)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: rambunctious locus

this was really helpful, faggot. now do us all a favor and go upstairs and fill your mother's water bowl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265908)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: Razzle Nighttime Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267208)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: Vigorous Mad-dog Skullcap Point

see a god damn doctor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265847)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: rambunctious locus

why? everything online says you don't see a doc until after trying for 1 year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265912)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:58 PM
Author: trip son of senegal university

this is complete flame. If things are working right it literally takes one nut and you're done. If it takes you more than a month something is wrong. Maybe wait 2-3 months before going to doctor just to be safe, but at this point it's worth the trip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36266959)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: thirsty tanning salon depressive

Depends on their ages. Parents had me in their 30s - took around 6 months to get preggers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267102)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 6:06 PM
Author: chrome reading party doctorate

There is a 20% chance she gets pregnant during ovulation if both are healthy and everything is working right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267683)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Razzle Nighttime Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271495)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: Onyx fragrant newt affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265851)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: Ultramarine Passionate Pistol Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267181)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: rambunctious locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265940)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: topaz private investor

does cow-girl work or does the semen have to shoot non-vertically up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265998)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: walnut slimy site patrolman

depends on age and substance habits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36266966)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: arrogant up-to-no-good goal in life trailer park

Gravity doesn’t just somehow not exist for sperm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267138)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: Startled Half-breed

i got a boner reading this thread. anyone else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36266020)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: walnut slimy site patrolman

GTTTR talking about how "most of it will inevitably come out when she stands" was pretty intense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36266972)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: Startled Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267174)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: Mewling Hall Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267422)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: thirsty tanning salon depressive

Age? My parents had me in their 30s - took around 6 months to get preggers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267098)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Yellow Trust Fund

btw - how are we this deep into a threat like this w/o a single mention of Darnell?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267099)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Fluffy grizzly stag film

No advice at the moment, but let me know if you need cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267170)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:38 PM
Author: Alcoholic Glassy Fortuitous Meteor Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267211)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: Mewling Hall Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267424)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: Talking jap

How old is the wife? Ethnicity of wife? She may have been pregnant but had a miscarriage before or during the next period cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267237)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:45 PM
Author: crusty black woman

This is how I would go about it.

I would angle myself so I hit her cervix (if she is not complaining about it, do it harder) and do that for five minutes and then I would cum right before she did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267257)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: chrome reading party doctorate

If she didn't get pregnant that means she didn't cum when you had sex during ovulation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267315)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: lake idiot

You have to make her orgasm and then you do your thing at the same time. That causes her to "hoover" it up deep in the maw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267433)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: nubile foreskin piazza

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271451)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 5:14 PM
Author: Mewling Hall Giraffe

How deep are you thrusting when you finally nut in her?

Visual and/or audio clips would assist in this question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267436)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: lake idiot

If OP strapped on one of those penis cams it would really help us a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267507)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: Razzle Nighttime Old Irish Cottage

Even moreso if he just posted pics of his wife in lingerie so we can properly visually it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271499)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: nubile foreskin piazza

Not flame, eat foods very high in zinc and supplement with zinc. You’ll shoot ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271449)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: nudist bateful public bath

could be cr. i started taking zinc a few years back and now have at least 3 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271574)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: hilarious pit indirect expression

"Here, have my cum," said Kasich as he stuffed a funnel in your wife's pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271461)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: contagious demanding coldplay fan

You could have worse problems http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271463)