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How long would you last if you were dropped off in the 1300's?
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:15 AM Author: Appetizing Crimson Volcanic Crater In proper clothing for the times, a dagger, and a small satchel of coins equivalent to $200 today.
EDIT: And you speak the language. |
Date: June 18th, 2018 10:15 AM Author: Curious alcoholic school sandwich probably 20 min until TB hits or i rape the wrong caveman's chick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264570) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 6:15 PM Author: beady-eyed medicated jew school cafeteria lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36267727) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:29 AM Author: Shaky Apoplectic Gaming Laptop Temple I would be king in a year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264637) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:33 AM Author: vengeful bistre corner as soon as you started rambling about people getting in early on bitcoin youd be burned at the stake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264648) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:34 AM Author: motley field Where am I dropped off? Do we get to pick? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264653) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:35 AM Author: Curious alcoholic school sandwich jerusalem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264655) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:44 AM Author: motley field Do I know the language they speak or just what I speak now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264685) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:45 AM Author: Curious alcoholic school sandwich you speak english only, and are wearing jeans and a starter jacket. no t shirt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264688) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:03 AM Author: motley field I’m fucked. Might as well try to find a brothel and enjoy myself with the money. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264770) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:33 PM Author: spruce hideous lodge twinkling uncleanness Why would a brothel want to hire you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265489) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:25 PM Author: chocolate arousing parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36266290) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:42 PM Author: cracking locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36266869) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:32 PM Author: Judgmental gaped faggotry hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36269859) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:32 PM Author: Slippery Insane Theatre Water Buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36269865) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:46 PM Author: Excitant hateful boiling water coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36269915) |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:33 AM Author: 180 depressive toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36270332) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:47 PM Author: nighttime ivory filthpig affirmative action pull over starter jacket from the 1990s? And what team? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265583) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:22 PM Author: motley field Which team would give you the best shot at survival?
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:19 PM Author: nighttime ivory filthpig affirmative action Charlotte hornets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36269749) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:25 PM Author: insecure institution pozpig Charlotte Hornets of course (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36266291) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:19 PM Author: nighttime ivory filthpig affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36269745) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 6:15 PM Author: Curious alcoholic school sandwich 91 oakland raiders (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36267726) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:20 PM Author: Appetizing Crimson Volcanic Crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36269759) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:41 AM Author: Deranged Nibblets Kitchen I've read that it was only sometime during the Victorian Era when a person would have a decent chance of surviving if they were sent back like this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264668) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:42 AM Author: Flushed bossy mad-dog skullcap hell Do I get to bring a gun? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264677) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:43 AM Author: smoky theater I'd buy a Flying J's and pretend to be a mute (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264680) |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:30 AM Author: Doobsian university striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36270331) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:44 AM Author: Yellow violent mother do I speak the language (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264686) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:45 AM Author: garnet razzmatazz garrison partner there was a good thread years ago about waking up naked in the street in 1797. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264689) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:46 AM Author: smoky theater That thread was later adapted for an HBO miniseries not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264695) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:48 AM Author: garnet razzmatazz garrison partner did they show the guy's dong? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264707) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:50 AM Author: Curious alcoholic school sandwich they only adopted 2% of the poasts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264714) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:36 PM Author: sapphire floppy windowlicker fortunately, those 2% were the ones that described the guy's dong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265507) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:18 PM Author: mewling razzle casino Only chance is if you are dropped off in England and can somehow understand their middle English (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265381) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:22 PM Author: wild domesticated mood You’d have to play a mute. Cant be heard speaking some foreign tongue. Best bet may be to go to an estate and start workjng in the fields. Try to pass yourself off as a wandering idiot but you know how to plow fields so theyll feed and let you sleep in a barn. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265411) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:23 PM Author: deep diverse senate useless brakes why the fuck would i know how to plow fields (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265417) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:32 PM Author: wild domesticated mood Watch someone do it for 2 mins how hard could it be to learn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265483) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:33 PM Author: deep diverse senate useless brakes youre gonna get executed for FRAUD asap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265488) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:28 PM Author: bespoke hunting ground ratface They didn't teach field plowing where I went to school.
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:23 PM Author: Orange Marvelous Double Fault National I'd probably die of small pox (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265416) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:23 PM Author: comical center id pwn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265421) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:27 PM Author: topaz half-breed old irish cottage find a merchant from finland, spain, germany, or england and suck his dick for a ride back
die of tuberculosis
get my corpse raped and dagger shoved up my dead asshole
yup, I'd make out just fine! |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:42 PM Author: exhilarant awkward plaza degenerate ok, now describe what would happen if you got sent back (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265551) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:44 PM Author: topaz half-breed old irish cottage similar but I would die of tuberculosis before sucking dick for a ride (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265572) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:28 PM Author: odious sick reading party base i was watching braveheart last night. I think pretty well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265458) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:29 PM Author: comical center Can I trade in the dagger for a massive bag of Skittles?
I could barter the fuck out of Skittles to get enough stuff to set myself up okay |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:31 PM Author: spruce hideous lodge twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265479) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:33 PM Author: wild domesticated mood Pretty sure they’d just kill you and take your skittles but sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265490) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:35 PM Author: comical center average height in 1350 was 4'9" and average IQ was 66. Not saying a village full of actually retarded 4th graders could not kill me, but it wouldnt be easy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265500) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:38 PM Author: Wine principal's office giraffe went to a museum recently that had a BC-era sarcophagus of some rich guy. Not flame a 10 year old child might have been able to fit in it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265521) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:38 PM Author: deep diverse senate useless brakes everyone is either strong as fuck from plowing fields all day or dead. also they are particularly brutal. theyd fuck your ass easy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265522) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:51 PM Author: Orange Marvelous Double Fault National Average strength would have been insane back then. Plus living in a much more violent society. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265615) |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 5:02 AM Author: Bateful tantric shrine bbw Actually they were all malnourished and deformed as fuck. My gym-sculpted body would be literally god mode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36270388) |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 8:06 AM Author: spruce hideous lodge twinkling uncleanness They got 7 months off a year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36270562) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:10 PM Author: gay psychic private investor Flame. John of Gaunt and Lionel of Antwerp (alpha sons of king edward iii) were both like 7 feet tall and jacked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36266193) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: iridescent provocative den (14th century George Zimmerman) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265542) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:37 PM Author: Wine principal's office giraffe I would be a literal giant in 1300 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265514) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:43 PM Author: deep diverse senate useless brakes according to this guy guys in 1300 were about as tall on average as modern americans
https://news.osu.edu/news/2004/09/01/medimen/ |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:46 PM Author: topaz half-breed old irish cottage Charlemagne was 6'2 and he was considered pretty tall. Frenchmen during the french revolution were on avg 5'4, 100lbs. Human size has varied greatly due to nutrition through the generations and it's mostly luck in a hypo like this whether you're a midget or a giant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265580) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:47 PM Author: deep diverse senate useless brakes apparently heights dropped off hugely by the victorian age (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265582) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:51 PM Author: topaz half-breed old irish cottage Due to nutrition and, if I had to wager, differences in vitamin D levels, alcohol usage, and probably amounts of physical labor in pregnant women and young children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265607) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:53 PM Author: deep diverse senate useless brakes nutrition was worse in victorian england than in 1300s? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265627) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:55 PM Author: topaz half-breed old irish cottage We still haven't narrowed down which nutrients cause the greatest differences in height for pregnant women. It's almost certainly the biggest factor after genetics. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265639) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:52 PM Author: filthy crackhouse yes, this is literally true. medieval peasants ate more calories and better food than victorian factory workers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36269937) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:48 PM Author: Aromatic Maize Address Digit Ratio Interesting that an article from 2004 references climate change. Wasn’t it just global warming back then? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265588) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:01 PM Author: deep diverse senate useless brakes 2004 wasnt 'years ago' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265692) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:44 PM Author: Sticky roommate trailer park I’d probably disrupt the timeline and paradox myself out of existence immediately. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265569) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:49 PM Author: topaz half-breed old irish cottage *rapes ur great-great-great-granddad's ass* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265592) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:13 PM Author: Purple site laser beams i would immediately strip naked and rub myself in dirt and mud. speaking only in babble, i'd run into the nearest village and find someone in charge. they would likely take pity on me and i would live a life of quiet dignity as a village idiot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36266218) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:19 PM Author: swashbuckling stag film id be rich, start trading and hie to the silk road (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36266251) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:24 PM Author: Fragrant charcoal clown dilemma Decent page turner.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_(novel) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:45 PM Author: topaz half-breed old irish cottage movie was better though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36266889) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 6:11 PM Author: Spectacular area factory reset button I would be celebrated as a God and live like a king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36267708) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:21 PM Author: Purple site laser beams can charles weigh in on this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36269766) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:24 PM Author: Judgmental gaped faggotry hall I would end up leading a gang of vagabonds and threatening nearby empires for a couple of decades (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36269794) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:40 PM Author: Contagious Home If I speak the language, I could be a SCHOLAR. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36269907) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:55 PM Author: Judgmental gaped faggotry hall (old Church Slavonic bro) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36269947) |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 8:05 AM Author: spruce hideous lodge twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36270556) |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:28 AM Author: Doobsian university striped hyena If I'm able to speak the language and dropped off in a peaceful European country, I imagine that I could earn an income using my extremely advanced - relative to 1300s tech - understanding of engineering and technology. After that, I keep my head down, try not to piss off the pope, king, and local nobility, and hopefully live long enough to die from war, plague, syphilis, or dysentery. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36270329) |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 5:06 AM Author: topaz half-breed old irish cottage *dies of tuberculosis*
*gets drowned for witchcraft and bogged for faggotry* |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:14 PM Author: beady-eyed medicated jew school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36271796) |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 5:17 AM Author: deep diverse senate useless brakes there's nowhere youd be able to speak the language
no country is 'peaceful' in 1300
the peasants are going to bludgeon you to death with the iPad prototype you try to fashion out of a large rock |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:57 AM Author: Contagious Home OP says we speak the language. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36271682) |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:58 AM Author: deep diverse senate useless brakes i dont like that edit, its unrealistic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36271691) |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:15 PM Author: beady-eyed medicated jew school cafeteria don't fight the hypo bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36271802) |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:19 PM Author: talented hot skinny woman public bath make friends with the townspeople, buy a few health potions from the apothecary
venture into the local cathedral and use my dagger to slay a few monsters and earn a few more coins
return to town, sell my dagger and buy a short sword, quilted armor and buckler
reflect on my experience and refine/develop a few technical skills
venture deeper into the cathedral
rinse and repeat
i'd last about 20 levels, at least on my first try |