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Goy Tell: Getting Lox On Your Bagel.
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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:58 PM Author: heady bat-shit-crazy generalized bond the real jews get whitefish / sturgeon. if someone gets a bagel w whitefish, you know they're a jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36266534) |
Date: June 18th, 2018 3:00 PM Author: Puce principal's office Wtf, no. Lox is cr. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36266545) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:01 PM Author: heady bat-shit-crazy generalized bond ^ my point proven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36266561) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:04 PM Author: shaky shrine Absorutery devestashun (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36268404) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:06 PM Author: heady bat-shit-crazy generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36268417) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:01 PM Author: chestnut know-it-all lettuce guess what i order at barney greengrass? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36266554) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:01 PM Author: heady bat-shit-crazy generalized bond sturgeon. you're a righteous among the nations (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36266558) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:02 PM Author: chestnut know-it-all lettuce correct, though sometimes i get the nova/eggs/onions (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36266563) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:03 PM Author: heady bat-shit-crazy generalized bond uunnghh
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3732470&mc=1&forum_id=2 |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:05 PM Author: Slate Bespoke Hall Background Story Sturgeon isn’t even kosher. Wtf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36266585) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:15 PM Author: heady bat-shit-crazy generalized bond neither is having mu shu pork on xmas day, but that's a jew tell. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36266662) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:21 PM Author: Slate Bespoke Hall Background Story There is nothing more goyishe than eating pork.
Edit: maybe an uncut cock. |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:16 PM Author: Puce principal's office There's non-kosher fish? wtf? So are Jews not supposed to eat black caviar? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36266667) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:16 PM Author: chestnut know-it-all lettuce omg HUGE goy tell right here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36266670) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:17 PM Author: heady bat-shit-crazy generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36266676) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:18 PM Author: Puce principal's office Explain why you guys make up these absurdly complicated rules for doing normal shit. "You can eat fish but not THESE kinds of fish!" Wtf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36266694) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:18 PM Author: heady bat-shit-crazy generalized bond it's pretty simple. fins and scales, you retard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36266698) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:19 PM Author: Puce principal's office I fill my brain with far less useless things. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36266704) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:17 PM Author: Puce principal's office I also work on my house (as DBG calls, a "goy prole Mr. Fixit"). I know, I know... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36266684) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:22 PM Author: Slate Bespoke Hall Background Story Just go back to sleep. This is embarrassing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36266727) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:24 PM Author: heady bat-shit-crazy generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36266746) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:09 PM Author: Elite house fanboi tintcr
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:16 PM Author: pale soul-stirring dilemma larry david has an entire Curb episode about how much whitefish sucks bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36266671) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:17 PM Author: Puce principal's office Wait, is that the shit they make gefilte fish from? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36266678) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:17 PM Author: Elite house fanboi Holy fuck you are so retarded (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36266685) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:18 PM Author: heady bat-shit-crazy generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36266692) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:20 PM Author: Puce principal's office Why the fuck would I know what your gross food is made of? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36266716) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:21 PM Author: chestnut know-it-all lettuce Jewish food is pretty bad (and pretty derivative) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36266720) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:07 PM Author: Stimulating Nursing Home Boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36268427) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:10 PM Author: Puce principal's office Derivative is forgivable. Russian food is derivative of French food but absolutely fantastic. Jewish food is like Yiddish to German, they just made it far worse. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36268456) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:11 PM Author: heady bat-shit-crazy generalized bond ^ complete mental illness on display right here, folks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36268467) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:12 PM Author: Puce principal's office ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36268473) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:13 PM Author: heady bat-shit-crazy generalized bond literally nobody thinks russian food is absolutely fantastic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36268480) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:14 PM Author: Puce principal's office Russians: finest black caviar in the world
Jews: minced trash fish |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:16 PM Author: Sepia Trust Fund compared to "jewish" food? lol dude (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36268513) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:17 PM Author: Puce principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36268525) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:18 PM Author: heady bat-shit-crazy generalized bond no, not compared to jewish food. objectively as an international cuisine. literally nobody thinks russian food is absolutely fantastic
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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:21 PM Author: Puce principal's office A bunch of people do, actually. Jewish food? Only Jews like it and even many Jews admit it is subpar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36268553) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:21 PM Author: heady bat-shit-crazy generalized bond ^ complete mental illness on display right here, folks
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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:23 PM Author: Puce principal's office Up next: dbg tries to claim Yiddish is an improvement on German and that Jewish women are more attractive than Scandinavian or Slavic women. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36268575) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:27 PM Author: Stimulating Nursing Home Boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36268619) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:19 PM Author: Big regret kitty fucking lmao
two subhumans arguing that their slop is better than the other's |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:20 PM Author: Puce principal's office diaf, pumo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36268955) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:23 PM Author: Big regret kitty a more enviable fate than having to slurp borscht, for sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36268975) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:24 PM Author: Puce principal's office Most soups are TTT. I'd rather have a good Borscht than fucking Matzo ball soup or most chicken noodle soup or whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36268983) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:55 PM Author: Hairless bateful library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36269603) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:29 PM Author: Elite house fanboi Gefilte fish is pretty good actually
but just stop talking about shit you clearly know nothing about. |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:12 PM Author: Puce principal's office lolno (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36268908) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:18 PM Author: pale soul-stirring dilemma i'm not sure...i tried gefilte fish once and i thought it was gross. my dad likes it though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36266690) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:17 PM Author: heady bat-shit-crazy generalized bond on a bagel it does not suck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36266680) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:18 PM Author: chestnut know-it-all lettuce i'm gonna get flamed for this, but bagels in general are massively overrated by Jews (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36266689) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:19 PM Author: dun forum indirect expression I'm eating a bagel right now: Jews tricked me again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36266706) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:24 PM Author: heady bat-shit-crazy generalized bond i agree. as with anything else in the jew food world, the israeli equivalent is much better than the ashkenazi alternative. i'd much rather have shwarma on fresh warm laffah bread right out of the oven than have lox and bagels. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36266742) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:32 PM Author: chestnut know-it-all lettuce all ashkenazi food is just a worse version of its inspiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36266802) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:41 PM Author: Slate Bespoke Hall Background Story kinda ridiculous to expect it to be good considering that they're working with ridiculous limitations on what ingredients they can use/combine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36266864) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:43 PM Author: heady bat-shit-crazy generalized bond nazi tell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36266878) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:34 PM Author: Elite house fanboi You probably don't have real bagels that often, if ever, if you live outside certain zones of the US, i.e NYC, LA, Philly, Miami. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36266822) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:35 PM Author: chestnut know-it-all lettuce i live in MFH and grew up in the NYC metro area and am marrying a jewish girl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36266836) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:42 PM Author: Elite house fanboi And you think it's overrated? How sad. Couldn't live without it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36266871) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:43 PM Author: chestnut know-it-all lettuce they aren't bad, just boring and overrated. could take them or leave them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36266875) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:45 PM Author: Elite house fanboi There's something about the flavor profile of a toasted everything bagel, nova lox, a little whitefish salad, tomato and onion that makes everything right in the world for a moment. But that's just me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36266893) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:47 PM Author: chestnut know-it-all lettuce smoked fish is underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36266904) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:06 PM Author: shaky shrine Settle down Bob Williams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36268419) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:07 PM Author: heady bat-shit-crazy generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36268424) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:09 PM Author: Puce principal's office Agreed. They're basically junk food too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36268450) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:27 PM Author: spectacular state headpube What if I get bacon, egg and cheese? Goy tell? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36266773) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:29 PM Author: pale soul-stirring dilemma jew here (non-observant obviously), bacon egg and cheese on a bagel is fucking amazing. but NOT american cheese, has to be cheddar or swiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36266779) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:31 PM Author: chestnut know-it-all lettuce correct, but also, if you're at a real italian deli, get speck or hot soppressata. much better than bacon imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36266793) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:30 PM Author: Elite house fanboi Jew here (and upset, obv)
I eat these. But, I don't do that kosher shit. |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:34 PM Author: insecure ruby temple international law enforcement agency But English muffins are better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36266821) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:31 PM Author: scarlet round eye twinkling uncleanness Incorrect (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36266798) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:45 PM Author: effete black woman office goy tell: getting matzo ball soup at jew deli (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36266890) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:47 PM Author: heady bat-shit-crazy generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36266905) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:14 PM Author: deranged resort unless it comes with your pastrami. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36268491) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:07 PM Author: aphrodisiac haunting juggernaut Goy tell : eating good food instead of the garbage that is considered 'Jewish food' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36268430) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:12 PM Author: deranged resort (guy eating tuna mac with no fresh bread) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36268475) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:49 PM Author: Stimulating Nursing Home Boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36268776) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:54 PM Author: Puce principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36269594) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:54 PM Author: Hairless bateful library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36269600) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:11 PM Author: deranged resort whitefish is 180 but i always put lox on 1/2 bagel stacked with onion and tomatoes fuck goy capers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36268462) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:49 PM Author: Lilac Laser Beams Market I'm truely sorry for your lox (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36268778) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:50 PM Author: Stimulating Nursing Home Boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36268783) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:49 PM Author: Appetizing brethren real goys don't eat your kike donuts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004811&forum_id=2#36268779) |