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When I was a little kid I spit at a gold Cadillac driving by
| turquoise parlour half-breed | 06/18/18 |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 6:33 PM Author: turquoise parlour half-breed I was probably like 7 or 8 years old and was by myself standing in this parking lot. I must have been waiting for my dad or something.
Anyways, this brand new gold Cadillac comes driving by right in front of me at about 5-10 mph.
I don't know what came over me, but without thinking, I spat at the Cadillac. I think I just became overcome with disgust at the ostentatious display of wealth.
Welp, my aim wasn't that good and I missed, but the guido driving the Cadillac stopped and got out all MAF.
"DID YOU JUST SPIT AT MY CADILLAC?" he yelled at me.
I calmly denied it knowing that I didn't hit his car. He looked all around his car convinced there had to be spit on it, but when he didn't find any he just drove away.
I never told my dad. |