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Probably getting fired today

I've been involved in a political power struggle that will p...
Cerise Adventurous Rehab Main People
  06/19/18
if youve got it all sorted, just play out the string and get...
180 wine half-breed
  06/19/18
why did you get got and lose?
confused ticket booth fanboi
  06/19/18
he has a level 2 UCL sprain
180 wine half-breed
  06/19/18
I joined in full knowledge that the upside was that I would ...
Cerise Adventurous Rehab Main People
  06/19/18
against a woman?
confused ticket booth fanboi
  06/19/18
yes, probably the most mentally unhinged woman I have ever i...
Cerise Adventurous Rehab Main People
  06/19/18
destroy her!
confused ticket booth fanboi
  06/19/18
Announce in a firmwide email that you have decided you are i...
Charismatic institution kitty
  06/19/18
lol
crimson market becky
  06/19/18
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Aphrodisiac Personal Credit Line
  06/19/18
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thriller lettuce shrine
  06/19/18
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Multi-colored sexy affirmative action
  06/22/18
Go immediately to your local armed forces recruiting station...
fragrant idiotic gaming laptop
  06/19/18
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confused ticket booth fanboi
  06/19/18
The bottom line is you're going to need to have a workplace ...
crimson market becky
  06/19/18
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Garnet Fat Ankles
  06/19/18
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Charismatic institution kitty
  06/19/18
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Frum Slap-happy Dog Poop
  06/19/18
I was in this position recently (right down to a psycho woma...
floppy wagecucks
  06/19/18
jfc this is probably happening 1000s of times a day all over...
impertinent beady-eyed step-uncle's house associate
  06/19/18
say whatever you want. You previous employer won't actually ...
Aphrodisiac Personal Credit Line
  06/19/18
explain please.
racy federal range faggotry
  06/19/18
It's a small company with ~30 employees, I've only been here...
Cerise Adventurous Rehab Main People
  06/19/18
Why are ypu working there?
topaz fortuitous meteor
  06/19/18
money
Cerise Adventurous Rehab Main People
  06/19/18
how long have you know you were gay and how many coworkers h...
talented dead principal's office
  06/19/18
Do like what Tom Hanks did in "Philidelpia".
Frum Slap-happy Dog Poop
  06/19/18
It turns out I was fired on Thursday, bros! Don't worry ...
Cerise Adventurous Rehab Main People
  06/22/18
Haters gonna hate
Sable Whorehouse
  06/22/18
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Insecure theatre
  06/22/18
I think Thursday is the favorite day of corporations to shit...
bateful deep chad dilemma
  06/22/18
you cop dat severance? i imagine they'd go to great lengths ...
hairraiser liquid oxygen
  06/22/18
Cop severance and #maga
lavender locus queen of the night
  06/22/18
Go out hard man. I'm probably resigning in a few weeks and I...
fear-inspiring sex offender national
  06/22/18
Mr. Jinx won't accept your resignation
Aphrodisiac Personal Credit Line
  06/22/18
...
hairraiser liquid oxygen
  06/22/18


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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: Cerise Adventurous Rehab Main People

I've been involved in a political power struggle that will probably end in my getting SHITCANNED today.

I'm in a fine spot financially, and can easily get another job. I've taken preventative measures already from a technological standpoint.

I think I can get a fairly large severance out of these people. Any nuggets of advice here? Claim sexual harassment? Deface company website? Do nothing at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36271996)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: 180 wine half-breed

if youve got it all sorted, just play out the string and get your severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36271999)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: confused ticket booth fanboi

why did you get got and lose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272002)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: 180 wine half-breed

he has a level 2 UCL sprain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272004)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: Cerise Adventurous Rehab Main People

I joined in full knowledge that the upside was that I would potentially be a winner in this conflict. I wouldn't say I made any mistakes really. Hard to go into detail here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272010)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: confused ticket booth fanboi

against a woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272024)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: Cerise Adventurous Rehab Main People

yes, probably the most mentally unhinged woman I have ever interacted with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272055)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: confused ticket booth fanboi

destroy her!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272060)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:47 PM
Author: Charismatic institution kitty

Announce in a firmwide email that you have decided you are identifying as a different race and gender so you have grounds to sue when they shitcan you.

The firmwide email will preserve the evidence.

Sit back, relax, and wait for the moment to cash in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272017)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: crimson market becky

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272019)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272023)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: thriller lettuce shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272385)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:53 AM
Author: Multi-colored sexy affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36290040)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: fragrant idiotic gaming laptop

Go immediately to your local armed forces recruiting station and join the national guard or reserves, and inform your employer. Reservists are protected under USERRA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272037)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: confused ticket booth fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272062)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: crimson market becky

The bottom line is you're going to need to have a workplace injury, and fast, in order to protect yourself. I know this may sound extreme, but we need you to cut off your left hand--is there a mail processing floor that has a pre-2005 separator?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272045)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: Garnet Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272123)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: Charismatic institution kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272179)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Frum Slap-happy Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272491)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: floppy wagecucks

I was in this position recently (right down to a psycho woman being the cause) though I jumped ship for another jerb before they could pull together a bullshit case for firing me.

How are you going to explain your reason for leaving this one if asked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272112)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:05 PM
Author: impertinent beady-eyed step-uncle's house associate

jfc this is probably happening 1000s of times a day all over the country

what is going to become of our "corporations" after another decade of capable WHITE MALES being driven out by insane harpies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272139)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Personal Credit Line

say whatever you want. You previous employer won't actually say that you got fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272143)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: racy federal range faggotry

explain please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272131)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: Cerise Adventurous Rehab Main People

It's a small company with ~30 employees, I've only been here a short period of time. It's largely a vanity project of the CEO's. The CEO is romantically involved with the woman I am going up against. She has an extensive faction of low-level lackeys inside the firm. She regularly engages in espionage within the firm. Our side has proof of her committing financial crimes. His behavior is not really rational because the path he is choosing absolutely wrecks shareholder value. Let's see what unfolds!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272363)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: topaz fortuitous meteor

Why are ypu working there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272392)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Cerise Adventurous Rehab Main People

money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272398)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: talented dead principal's office

how long have you know you were gay and how many coworkers have you confided in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272170)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: Frum Slap-happy Dog Poop

Do like what Tom Hanks did in "Philidelpia".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272508)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 5:31 AM
Author: Cerise Adventurous Rehab Main People

It turns out I was fired on Thursday, bros!

Don't worry about me - things are looking up. The political situation is so fraught right now that I think I will come out way ahead. We will see!

xoxo hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289160)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 5:34 AM
Author: Sable Whorehouse

Haters gonna hate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289162)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 5:45 AM
Author: Insecure theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289163)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 5:47 AM
Author: bateful deep chad dilemma

I think Thursday is the favorite day of corporations to shitcan their employees.

It also happens on Fridays, but I think people like Thursdays better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289164)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: hairraiser liquid oxygen

you cop dat severance? i imagine they'd go to great lengths to keep you quiet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289258)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:50 AM
Author: lavender locus queen of the night

Cop severance and #maga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36290010)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 6:11 AM
Author: fear-inspiring sex offender national

Go out hard man. I'm probably resigning in a few weeks and I'm calling out cunts/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289166)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Personal Credit Line

Mr. Jinx won't accept your resignation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289272)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:13 AM
Author: hairraiser liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289292)