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Probably getting fired today

I've been involved in a political power struggle that will p...
Violent shrine
  06/19/18
if youve got it all sorted, just play out the string and get...
Vigorous amber indian lodge jew
  06/19/18
why did you get got and lose?
nubile weed whacker church building
  06/19/18
he has a level 2 UCL sprain
Vigorous amber indian lodge jew
  06/19/18
I joined in full knowledge that the upside was that I would ...
Violent shrine
  06/19/18
against a woman?
nubile weed whacker church building
  06/19/18
yes, probably the most mentally unhinged woman I have ever i...
Violent shrine
  06/19/18
destroy her!
nubile weed whacker church building
  06/19/18
Announce in a firmwide email that you have decided you are i...
Dashing abode
  06/19/18
lol
galvanic thirsty hunting ground
  06/19/18
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scarlet nowag
  06/19/18
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Big black prole
  06/19/18
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yellow passionate resort hairy legs
  06/22/18
Go immediately to your local armed forces recruiting station...
beady-eyed cyan pocket flask ceo
  06/19/18
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nubile weed whacker church building
  06/19/18
The bottom line is you're going to need to have a workplace ...
galvanic thirsty hunting ground
  06/19/18
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crystalline national internal respiration
  06/19/18
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Dashing abode
  06/19/18
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Buff cruise ship trust fund
  06/19/18
I was in this position recently (right down to a psycho woma...
Electric pozpig
  06/19/18
jfc this is probably happening 1000s of times a day all over...
excitant market
  06/19/18
say whatever you want. You previous employer won't actually ...
scarlet nowag
  06/19/18
explain please.
hilarious charismatic ape headpube
  06/19/18
It's a small company with ~30 employees, I've only been here...
Violent shrine
  06/19/18
Why are ypu working there?
chartreuse brunch turdskin
  06/19/18
money
Violent shrine
  06/19/18
how long have you know you were gay and how many coworkers h...
maniacal heady party of the first part whorehouse
  06/19/18
Do like what Tom Hanks did in "Philidelpia".
Buff cruise ship trust fund
  06/19/18
It turns out I was fired on Thursday, bros! Don't worry ...
Violent shrine
  06/22/18
Haters gonna hate
Embarrassed to the bone titillating organic girlfriend queen of the night
  06/22/18
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doobsian indirect expression
  06/22/18
I think Thursday is the favorite day of corporations to shit...
Mentally impaired french chef
  06/22/18
you cop dat severance? i imagine they'd go to great lengths ...
aggressive feces
  06/22/18
Cop severance and #maga
Dull tattoo
  06/22/18
Go out hard man. I'm probably resigning in a few weeks and I...
Chrome stag film goal in life
  06/22/18
Mr. Jinx won't accept your resignation
scarlet nowag
  06/22/18
...
aggressive feces
  06/22/18


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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: Violent shrine

I've been involved in a political power struggle that will probably end in my getting SHITCANNED today.

I'm in a fine spot financially, and can easily get another job. I've taken preventative measures already from a technological standpoint.

I think I can get a fairly large severance out of these people. Any nuggets of advice here? Claim sexual harassment? Deface company website? Do nothing at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36271996)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: Vigorous amber indian lodge jew

if youve got it all sorted, just play out the string and get your severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36271999)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: nubile weed whacker church building

why did you get got and lose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272002)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: Vigorous amber indian lodge jew

he has a level 2 UCL sprain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272004)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: Violent shrine

I joined in full knowledge that the upside was that I would potentially be a winner in this conflict. I wouldn't say I made any mistakes really. Hard to go into detail here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272010)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: nubile weed whacker church building

against a woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272024)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: Violent shrine

yes, probably the most mentally unhinged woman I have ever interacted with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272055)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: nubile weed whacker church building

destroy her!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272060)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:47 PM
Author: Dashing abode

Announce in a firmwide email that you have decided you are identifying as a different race and gender so you have grounds to sue when they shitcan you.

The firmwide email will preserve the evidence.

Sit back, relax, and wait for the moment to cash in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272017)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: galvanic thirsty hunting ground

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272019)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: scarlet nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272023)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Big black prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272385)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:53 AM
Author: yellow passionate resort hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36290040)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: beady-eyed cyan pocket flask ceo

Go immediately to your local armed forces recruiting station and join the national guard or reserves, and inform your employer. Reservists are protected under USERRA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272037)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: nubile weed whacker church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272062)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: galvanic thirsty hunting ground

The bottom line is you're going to need to have a workplace injury, and fast, in order to protect yourself. I know this may sound extreme, but we need you to cut off your left hand--is there a mail processing floor that has a pre-2005 separator?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272045)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: crystalline national internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272123)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: Dashing abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272179)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Buff cruise ship trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272491)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: Electric pozpig

I was in this position recently (right down to a psycho woman being the cause) though I jumped ship for another jerb before they could pull together a bullshit case for firing me.

How are you going to explain your reason for leaving this one if asked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272112)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:05 PM
Author: excitant market

jfc this is probably happening 1000s of times a day all over the country

what is going to become of our "corporations" after another decade of capable WHITE MALES being driven out by insane harpies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272139)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: scarlet nowag

say whatever you want. You previous employer won't actually say that you got fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272143)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: hilarious charismatic ape headpube

explain please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272131)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: Violent shrine

It's a small company with ~30 employees, I've only been here a short period of time. It's largely a vanity project of the CEO's. The CEO is romantically involved with the woman I am going up against. She has an extensive faction of low-level lackeys inside the firm. She regularly engages in espionage within the firm. Our side has proof of her committing financial crimes. His behavior is not really rational because the path he is choosing absolutely wrecks shareholder value. Let's see what unfolds!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272363)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: chartreuse brunch turdskin

Why are ypu working there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272392)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Violent shrine

money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272398)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: maniacal heady party of the first part whorehouse

how long have you know you were gay and how many coworkers have you confided in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272170)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: Buff cruise ship trust fund

Do like what Tom Hanks did in "Philidelpia".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272508)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 5:31 AM
Author: Violent shrine

It turns out I was fired on Thursday, bros!

Don't worry about me - things are looking up. The political situation is so fraught right now that I think I will come out way ahead. We will see!

xoxo hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289160)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 5:34 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone titillating organic girlfriend queen of the night

Haters gonna hate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289162)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 5:45 AM
Author: doobsian indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289163)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 5:47 AM
Author: Mentally impaired french chef

I think Thursday is the favorite day of corporations to shitcan their employees.

It also happens on Fridays, but I think people like Thursdays better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289164)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: aggressive feces

you cop dat severance? i imagine they'd go to great lengths to keep you quiet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289258)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:50 AM
Author: Dull tattoo

Cop severance and #maga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36290010)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 6:11 AM
Author: Chrome stag film goal in life

Go out hard man. I'm probably resigning in a few weeks and I'm calling out cunts/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289166)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: scarlet nowag

Mr. Jinx won't accept your resignation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289272)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:13 AM
Author: aggressive feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289292)