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Cocky Stage Deer Antler
  06/20/18
Leave Earl ALONE.
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Cocky Stage Deer Antler
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"now who wants to hear about the charred bodies I've fo...
exciting hairless sanctuary
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"In between scraping jumper lawyers off the pavement we...
Cocky Stage Deer Antler
  06/20/18
Underrated
glittery awkward university
  06/25/18
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Dashing Sadistic Institution
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glad you’re back lmao
Insane Nofapping Locus Ceo
  06/20/18
ty
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ruby messiness
  06/20/18
except irl lawyers have the most ego of anyone ever and will...
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razzmatazz quadroon
  06/25/18
Who likes video games? *passes out EULA/TOS for game* ...
180 anal nursing home jew
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adventurous state
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Dashing Sadistic Institution
  07/05/18
LOLOLOL
Smoky Violent Yarmulke
  06/25/18
On another note, it’s weird because most people on xo were “...
razzmatazz quadroon
  06/25/18
"Kids, this is the racist website that I rant about fuc...
Lime Bateful Theater Stage Mediation
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Smoky Violent Yarmulke
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haha wow holy shit
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Date: June 20th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: Cocky Stage Deer Antler

The children gaze in horror as, for perhaps the first time in their young lives, they internalize the abyss that awaits them at the end of the school pipeline.

But then, by the grace of God, enters a firefighter.

"Hey kids! Who wants to see how I use an axe and climb ladders?!"

The children cheer as you slink to the corner to check the four unread emails you received during your five minute tale of woe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36276895)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 8:03 AM
Author: Slippery Poppy Market

Leave Earl ALONE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36366882)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: Cocky Stage Deer Antler



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Date: June 20th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: exciting hairless sanctuary

"now who wants to hear about the charred bodies I've found?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36276949)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Cocky Stage Deer Antler

"In between scraping jumper lawyers off the pavement we even manage to respond to a few fires, haha!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36279210)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: glittery awkward university

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307740)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 8:00 AM
Author: Dashing Sadistic Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36366876)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: Insane Nofapping Locus Ceo

glad you’re back lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36276953)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: Cocky Stage Deer Antler

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36277815)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: ruby messiness



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Date: June 20th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: beta faggot firefighter laser beams

except irl lawyers have the most ego of anyone ever and will pretend to be some international dealmaker, thereby perpetuating the cycle of surprise and misery on the next generation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36279228)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: Cocky Stage Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307682)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:52 PM
Author: razzmatazz quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307730)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: 180 anal nursing home jew

Who likes video games?

*passes out EULA/TOS for game*

I wrote that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307747)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 7:54 AM
Author: adventurous state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36366866)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 8:01 AM
Author: Dashing Sadistic Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36366879)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: Smoky Violent Yarmulke

LOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307766)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: razzmatazz quadroon

On another note, it’s weird because most people on xo were “nerds” in school who probably liked homework, reading, writing, etc. that’s literally, what you do all day as a lawyer but it fucking blows

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307781)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: Lime Bateful Theater Stage Mediation

"Kids, this is the racist website that I rant about fucking liberals on while I half ass drafting discovery and I threaten people I've never met on the phone. Prefstigous!@@

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307795)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: dun mind-boggling ticket booth immigrant

"Now, if I really want to show them that I'm angry, I end the email with just 'Regards' without the 'Best' modifier. Yep, sometimes it gets prittt-ty tense in deal work. Heh."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307905)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: Cyan titillating hell doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307915)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 11:24 PM
Author: Cocky Stage Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36309914)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: Stirring dingle berry house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36366867)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: Dashing Sadistic Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36366880)



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Date: January 31st, 2020 10:04 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#39521838)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 5:28 PM
Author: Ebony step-uncle's house place of business

"kids have a good day, and govern yourselves accordingly"

*drops mic on floor next to marine todd's navy seal dad*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307922)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: Smoky Violent Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36309343)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: rough-skinned razzle-dazzle brunch hunting ground

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36309455)



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Date: June 26th, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Smoky Violent Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36312291)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Cocky Stage Deer Antler



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