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U @ ur kid's career day: "Yup, I read every word on all 80 pages of the contract

The children gaze in horror as, for perhaps the first time i...
hateful pit
  06/20/18
Leave Earl ALONE.
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hateful pit
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"now who wants to hear about the charred bodies I've fo...
crystalline voyeur pervert
  06/20/18
"In between scraping jumper lawyers off the pavement we...
hateful pit
  06/20/18
Underrated
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Pearly Vibrant Locale Hairy Legs
  07/05/18
glad you’re back lmao
black multi-colored library
  06/20/18
ty
hateful pit
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thriller goyim
  06/20/18
except irl lawyers have the most ego of anyone ever and will...
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hateful pit
  06/25/18
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Territorial Bipolar Liquid Oxygen
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Who likes video games? *passes out EULA/TOS for game* ...
exciting resort
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Pearly Vibrant Locale Hairy Legs
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LOLOLOL
buff base
  06/25/18
On another note, it’s weird because most people on xo were “...
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  06/25/18
"Kids, this is the racist website that I rant about fuc...
Lemon meetinghouse cumskin
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razzle light toaster
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"kids have a good day, and govern yourselves accordingl...
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buff base
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Date: June 20th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: hateful pit

The children gaze in horror as, for perhaps the first time in their young lives, they internalize the abyss that awaits them at the end of the school pipeline.

But then, by the grace of God, enters a firefighter.

"Hey kids! Who wants to see how I use an axe and climb ladders?!"

The children cheer as you slink to the corner to check the four unread emails you received during your five minute tale of woe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36276895)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 8:03 AM
Author: Chrome crawly corn cake

Leave Earl ALONE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36366882)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: hateful pit



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Date: June 20th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: crystalline voyeur pervert

"now who wants to hear about the charred bodies I've found?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36276949)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: hateful pit

"In between scraping jumper lawyers off the pavement we even manage to respond to a few fires, haha!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36279210)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: Spruce twinkling uncleanness

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307740)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 8:00 AM
Author: Pearly Vibrant Locale Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36366876)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: black multi-colored library

glad you’re back lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36276953)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: hateful pit

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36277815)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: thriller goyim



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Date: June 20th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: citrine aphrodisiac macaca stead

except irl lawyers have the most ego of anyone ever and will pretend to be some international dealmaker, thereby perpetuating the cycle of surprise and misery on the next generation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36279228)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: hateful pit



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:52 PM
Author: Territorial Bipolar Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307730)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: exciting resort

Who likes video games?

*passes out EULA/TOS for game*

I wrote that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307747)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 7:54 AM
Author: laughsome bistre hospital weed whacker



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Date: July 5th, 2018 8:01 AM
Author: Pearly Vibrant Locale Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36366879)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: buff base

LOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307766)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Territorial Bipolar Liquid Oxygen

On another note, it’s weird because most people on xo were “nerds” in school who probably liked homework, reading, writing, etc. that’s literally, what you do all day as a lawyer but it fucking blows

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307781)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: Lemon meetinghouse cumskin

"Kids, this is the racist website that I rant about fucking liberals on while I half ass drafting discovery and I threaten people I've never met on the phone. Prefstigous!@@

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307795)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: Hideous travel guidebook theater stage

"Now, if I really want to show them that I'm angry, I end the email with just 'Regards' without the 'Best' modifier. Yep, sometimes it gets prittt-ty tense in deal work. Heh."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307905)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: big location



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Date: June 25th, 2018 11:24 PM
Author: hateful pit



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Date: July 5th, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: khaki lascivious church juggernaut



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Date: July 5th, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: Pearly Vibrant Locale Hairy Legs



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Date: January 31st, 2020 10:04 PM
Author: razzle light toaster



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Date: June 25th, 2018 5:28 PM
Author: Adventurous cyan ape

"kids have a good day, and govern yourselves accordingly"

*drops mic on floor next to marine todd's navy seal dad*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307922)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: buff base



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Date: June 25th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: coral titillating parlour

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36309455)



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Date: June 26th, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: buff base



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Date: July 5th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: hateful pit



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