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U @ ur kid's career day: "Yup, I read every word on all 80 pages of the contract

The children gaze in horror as, for perhaps the first time i...
Naked hall
  06/20/18
Leave Earl ALONE.
Sinister Antidepressant Drug Clown
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Naked hall
  06/20/18
"now who wants to hear about the charred bodies I've fo...
indigo slippery range
  06/20/18
"In between scraping jumper lawyers off the pavement we...
Naked hall
  06/20/18
Underrated
Lemon azn location
  06/25/18
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yellow passionate associate church
  07/05/18
glad you’re back lmao
Mind-boggling milk
  06/20/18
ty
Naked hall
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Learning Disabled Talented Haunted Graveyard Box Office
  06/20/18
except irl lawyers have the most ego of anyone ever and will...
Indecent Sapphire Plaza Newt
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Naked hall
  06/25/18
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Crystalline Contagious Laser Beams
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Who likes video games? *passes out EULA/TOS for game* ...
carnelian address ratface
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charismatic karate
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yellow passionate associate church
  07/05/18
LOLOLOL
obsidian orchestra pit
  06/25/18
On another note, it’s weird because most people on xo were “...
Crystalline Contagious Laser Beams
  06/25/18
"Kids, this is the racist website that I rant about fuc...
jet-lagged aromatic juggernaut base
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Naked hall
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yellow passionate associate church
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"kids have a good day, and govern yourselves accordingl...
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obsidian orchestra pit
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haha wow holy shit
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Date: June 20th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: Naked hall

The children gaze in horror as, for perhaps the first time in their young lives, they internalize the abyss that awaits them at the end of the school pipeline.

But then, by the grace of God, enters a firefighter.

"Hey kids! Who wants to see how I use an axe and climb ladders?!"

The children cheer as you slink to the corner to check the four unread emails you received during your five minute tale of woe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36276895)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 8:03 AM
Author: Sinister Antidepressant Drug Clown

Leave Earl ALONE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36366882)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: Naked hall



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Date: June 20th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: indigo slippery range

"now who wants to hear about the charred bodies I've found?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36276949)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Naked hall

"In between scraping jumper lawyers off the pavement we even manage to respond to a few fires, haha!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36279210)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: Lemon azn location

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307740)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 8:00 AM
Author: yellow passionate associate church



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Date: June 20th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: Mind-boggling milk

glad you’re back lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36276953)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: Naked hall

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36277815)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Talented Haunted Graveyard Box Office



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Date: June 20th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: Indecent Sapphire Plaza Newt

except irl lawyers have the most ego of anyone ever and will pretend to be some international dealmaker, thereby perpetuating the cycle of surprise and misery on the next generation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36279228)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: Naked hall



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:52 PM
Author: Crystalline Contagious Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307730)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: carnelian address ratface

Who likes video games?

*passes out EULA/TOS for game*

I wrote that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307747)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 7:54 AM
Author: charismatic karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36366866)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 8:01 AM
Author: yellow passionate associate church



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: obsidian orchestra pit

LOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307766)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Crystalline Contagious Laser Beams

On another note, it’s weird because most people on xo were “nerds” in school who probably liked homework, reading, writing, etc. that’s literally, what you do all day as a lawyer but it fucking blows

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307781)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: jet-lagged aromatic juggernaut base

"Kids, this is the racist website that I rant about fucking liberals on while I half ass drafting discovery and I threaten people I've never met on the phone. Prefstigous!@@

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307795)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: boyish flushed nowag dog poop

"Now, if I really want to show them that I'm angry, I end the email with just 'Regards' without the 'Best' modifier. Yep, sometimes it gets prittt-ty tense in deal work. Heh."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307905)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: Abusive school cafeteria striped hyena



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Date: June 25th, 2018 11:24 PM
Author: Naked hall



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Date: July 5th, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: At-the-ready Territorial Mediation Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36366867)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: yellow passionate associate church



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Date: January 31st, 2020 10:04 PM
Author: Bearded crusty boistinker kitchen



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Date: June 25th, 2018 5:28 PM
Author: cracking vengeful telephone indirect expression

"kids have a good day, and govern yourselves accordingly"

*drops mic on floor next to marine todd's navy seal dad*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307922)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: obsidian orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36309343)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: Charcoal Abode

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36309455)



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Date: June 26th, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: obsidian orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36312291)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Naked hall



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