Date: June 21st, 2018 9:54 AM Author: crystalline chad
Trump assimilated by Borg cube - completes hostile takeover from within and installs John McCain as captain. Borg Queen replaces Melania as First Lady. McCain pilots remains of Borg cube on 5 year mission to find another planet that needs a president. Michele Obama on board as communications officer. Barack now has cool shades and thinks he is in command. Moral: Trump resistance was futile.