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What should I do for my 37th birthday?
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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:49 PM Author: Sinister vigorous faggotry Literally have no clue what to do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36288399) |
Date: June 21st, 2018 11:51 PM Author: odious foreskin Location? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36288409) |
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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:52 PM Author: Sinister vigorous faggotry nyc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36288412) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:32 AM Author: odious foreskin Take your pretentious MFH friends and go to Guadelupe Inn in BK - food & burlesque show. Then go to bar hopping around weirdo hipster Bushwick bars for a night cap. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36289860) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:20 PM Author: fragrant generalized bond LOL that sounds like the worst night ever. Drown yourself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291079) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:22 PM Author: odious foreskin (guy who still thinks Rose Bar is cool)
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:24 PM Author: fragrant generalized bond (Weird tool who suggested the worst evening imaginable) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291109) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:29 PM Author: odious foreskin (fat and full of shit, dedicates 90 percent of waking life desperate to seem "cool" to an autistic internet message board) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291157) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:31 PM Author: fragrant generalized bond (Brooklyn dinner theater enthusiast) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291178) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:34 PM Author: black adventurous circlehead rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291205) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:35 PM Author: odious foreskin The food is great and the burlesque is fun and more irreverent than the TTT Slipper Room, are you mad that your titties are bigger than the dancer's? That'd ruin my night too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291214) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:35 PM Author: fragrant generalized bond (Guy defending his love of Brooklyn dinner theater) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291217) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:43 PM Author: odious foreskin (weird, fat aspie who name drops irrelevant places/things thinking it sounds cool) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291275) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:50 PM Author: fragrant generalized bond (Weird geek namedropping brooklyn dinner theater spots and fighting to the death to defend them) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291314) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:51 PM Author: odious foreskin See, I'm not name dropping and you think that's what other people do, because that's what you do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291322) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:57 PM Author: fragrant generalized bond No, I think (or rather know) that anyone suggesting Brooklyn dinner theater is an insufferable geek. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291347) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:59 PM Author: odious foreskin Inthufferable geek!!! He knowth!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291353) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:08 PM Author: Glittery plum regret absolutely devastating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36299132) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:53 PM Author: internet-worthy kink-friendly tank ur like 40. grow the fuck up you weird faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291333) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:26 PM Author: black adventurous circlehead rehab you can watch the show from the bar, for free. fuck paying for that shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291124) |
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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:51 PM Author: Silver cowardly macaca menage 2 chicks at the same time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36288410) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 2:11 PM Author: black adventurous circlehead rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291438) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:05 PM Author: Charcoal Vivacious Gunner Senate ran here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36299119) |
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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:58 PM Author: Citrine office party of the first part have ur wife cook u a nice dinner and do this: https://imgur.com/a/S0bGK59 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36288434) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 12:17 PM Author: marvelous mother Holy shit. I like it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36290691) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 12:21 PM Author: mischievous salmon philosopher-king wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36290713) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:16 PM Author: twisted halford wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291055) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:42 PM Author: Flesh Church haha wow holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291266) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 6:32 PM Author: carnelian bat shit crazy depressive sweet tailpipe wtf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36293180) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:09 PM Author: anal clown wow really glad xo loves shitty 4chan reposts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36299137) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:10 PM Author: Glittery plum regret did u draw this? I think u drew this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36299146) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 12:22 PM Author: purple antidepressant drug pattaya (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36290721) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 12:28 PM Author: internet-worthy kink-friendly tank beat the fuck out of your brother in law (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36290761) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 12:56 PM Author: Indigo pungent candlestick maker Locate the deepest below-ground-level public library floor from a survey of available public library locations overlaid on a GIS system; pack a bag with your favorite philosophical treasure tomes (if there are items missing from your collection, you can supplement at your destination--after all, you are going to be at a library) and ample supply of pens, crayons, and writing paper; board a public bus toward this subterranean library floor; stop en route at a local Whole Foods and pick up an 8" round cream-cheese frosted--never buttercream--red velvet cake, which you'll ask the baker to inscribe with "Life of the Mind." Reboard the bus; arrive at the library, proceed to the lowest floor. Turn off as many of the overhead lights as possible without drawing undue attention. Remove the cake and place it beside your working area. Begin your project: for your birthday, you'll be composing a new work of monumental philosophy--metaphysics, logic, epistemology, axiology, you pick. This is your current view on life, screedscrawled across a thousand pages. Don't stop for anything don't stop to edit or amend or crossreference just write page after page after page, write for as long as possible without interruption other than to reference other philosophical works or eat a piece of cake, write with joy you writerly soul just write! Don't shower. Don't urinate. Don't talk. Don't look around and keep the papers close others are trying to steal your work and your thoughts but this is your birthday and your triumph. Keep doing this until you pass out from exhausation, ideally forty-eight to seventy-two hours from the time you arrived in the dustcaked stacks of this scholarly catacomb. Sleep in a puddle of your own drool and red velvet crumbs, your hand guardedly on top of the manuscript you've composed. When you wake, go to the bathroom to clean up as best you can, wash the stains from your pants, a splash of hand sanatizer under each arm, a quick run of the hand through your frazzled hair--make sure you've kept the manuscript with you. Head out into the painful light of day and make a beeline toward 61 West 62d Street: Columbia University Press. You've created something intrinsic and glorious, tapped a bit of the godhead and spilled it out onto paper, all in celebration of your birth into this world and that fleeting thing you call existence, never mind that you'll be gone in a fleaspeck of time, six years from now, an untended aneursym of the brain, but this is lasting, this is real, and the world must know. Happy Birthday to me? No, Happy Birthday to the World: Suddenly, with this publication, it's going to be Year One all over again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36290944) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:23 PM Author: beady-eyed cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291098) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:41 PM Author: Flesh Church Let me smoke the tutu in your pipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291262) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:53 PM Author: Federal Ultramarine Friendly Grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291331) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 6:24 PM Author: Sadistic business firm Wait, why would the bus just wait for him as he shops at Whole Foods? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36293128) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 6:36 PM Author: carnelian bat shit crazy depressive sweet tailpipe Now Im fiending for red velvet cake with cream cheese frosting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36293194) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:07 PM Author: Navy thriller nowag (red velvet expert) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36299126) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:26 PM Author: outnumbered gay hall idiot How fat are you now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291131) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:41 PM Author: gold round eye Poast, Pizza Tracker, masturbate to Liara Roux. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291260) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:54 PM Author: Sadistic business firm Asian sex massage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291336) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:59 PM Author: fragrant generalized bond 1. If you live near family, have dinner with family, gf/wife and best friend. Then go out after.
2. If you don't live near family, have dinner w gf/wife and or bros then go out drinking with bros. I used to have a party in a dive bar because it's easy for everyone, they're usually willing to hook up drink specials if you're bringing people in and you can take the place over and do whatever you want plus drinks are cheap.
3. Go on a long weekend bro party trip or if you're more laid back somewhere nice with wife/gf. |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 2:06 PM Author: Indigo pungent candlestick maker Yo! Sweet protip right here boi: Take out ya favorite girl to a hotspot for the birthday! Maybe Giacometti's on 37th & Purrell, or T up on 15th & Silverback. Both places are realer than real. Giacometti's is doing this all-you-can-eat Mandarin-Peruvian-Native American fusion buffet which has been slaying the critics, and they have a wild dance club in the basement and imma not even get into whats going on in the sub-basement but it's H-O-T hot. T is harder to describe cause they got the hook up with a flashwave mod art critic named Testuto Romana and he basically designed the whole menu to be this wildass sensory experience that starts with them inserting a silver prong into your temple about 2" deep and gets weirder from there. And they bingets is to die for! Either option gets a three thumbs up and this is a bro to bro perspective here not some filtered bullshit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291390) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 6:39 PM Author: green tantric point associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36293210) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 6:30 PM Author: Charismatic trust fund Hit the driving range in Chelsea Piers wit while sipping cold domestics.
Grab a slice, rub one out
Wake up for GC next day |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:05 PM Author: odious foreskin jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36299113) |
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Date: September 5th, 2018 11:09 AM Author: Indigo pungent candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36749665) |
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Date: September 5th, 2018 11:10 AM Author: stimulating french state turdskin I should have kill self when I hit 35, so killing self is an option for a birthday activity. Don't hit 40, you'll regret it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36749671) |