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Father in law is visiting. Suggest some pranks to play on him ITT.

He is FOB ukrainian and barely speaks english.
Mischievous Mind-boggling Private Investor Philosopher-king
  06/22/18
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Mischievous Mind-boggling Private Investor Philosopher-king
  06/23/18
do the usual food jokes--like yr serving him CAT or somethin...
aquamarine aggressive reading party resort
  06/23/18
should it be actual cat meat? the vodka one sounds like...
Mischievous Mind-boggling Private Investor Philosopher-king
  06/23/18
no you chug the water, to his amazement and awe.
aquamarine aggressive reading party resort
  06/23/18
Thats more like a David Blaine kind of trick.
Mischievous Mind-boggling Private Investor Philosopher-king
  06/23/18
say "lets have some vodka or whiskey" and then go ...
aquamarine aggressive reading party resort
  06/23/18
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Mischievous Mind-boggling Private Investor Philosopher-king
  06/23/18
im telling you, don't neglect this idea. Ukranians respect ...
aquamarine aggressive reading party resort
  06/23/18
you act like you got a real delicacy--something wonderful an...
aquamarine aggressive reading party resort
  06/23/18
ok this is good.
Mischievous Mind-boggling Private Investor Philosopher-king
  06/23/18
try it and report back. Practice the delivery a few tim...
aquamarine aggressive reading party resort
  06/23/18
Have your wife wear a mask and offer her to him
Galvanic geriatric pit pozpig
  06/23/18
like a richard nixon mask?
Mischievous Mind-boggling Private Investor Philosopher-king
  06/23/18
zorro
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  06/23/18
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  06/23/18
In the bathroom he’s most likely to use, shut off the electr...
Marvelous library
  06/23/18
haha wow holy shit
Sooty Wild Stage Skinny Woman
  06/23/18
180 prank
passionate dark striped hyena
  06/23/18
I did this once with my grandpa. Was 180 lols for weeks afte...
Marvelous library
  06/23/18
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: Mischievous Mind-boggling Private Investor Philosopher-king

He is FOB ukrainian and barely speaks english.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36290994)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Mischievous Mind-boggling Private Investor Philosopher-king



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: aquamarine aggressive reading party resort

do the usual food jokes--like yr serving him CAT or something like that.

Drink vodka w him but you pour yourself water.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295908)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Mischievous Mind-boggling Private Investor Philosopher-king

should it be actual cat meat?

the vodka one sounds like I'm pranking myself. Or is the goal to get him liquored up and then get him to do gay shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295914)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: aquamarine aggressive reading party resort

no you chug the water, to his amazement and awe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295929)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Mischievous Mind-boggling Private Investor Philosopher-king

Thats more like a David Blaine kind of trick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295934)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: aquamarine aggressive reading party resort

say "lets have some vodka or whiskey" and then go in the back and prepare two YUGE glasses--one w whiskey and one w tea or whatever. disguise it --put icecubes in it and then sit down w him and say cheers, and chugalug when he politely sips. He'll love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295942)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: Mischievous Mind-boggling Private Investor Philosopher-king



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: aquamarine aggressive reading party resort

im telling you, don't neglect this idea. Ukranians respect a man who can drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295964)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: aquamarine aggressive reading party resort

you act like you got a real delicacy--something wonderful and special at the supermarket --act really excited, and tell him what it is. make up something crazy, like cat, or I dunno something bizarre. my relatives did this to me--told me we were eating horse, just to fuck w me.

He'll love it. It's a classic foreigner joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295936)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Mischievous Mind-boggling Private Investor Philosopher-king

ok this is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295943)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: aquamarine aggressive reading party resort

try it and report back.

Practice the delivery a few times first though so you've got it down smooth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295967)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Galvanic geriatric pit pozpig

Have your wife wear a mask and offer her to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295911)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: Mischievous Mind-boggling Private Investor Philosopher-king

like a richard nixon mask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295922)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: Burgundy public bath coffee pot

zorro

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: vengeful antidepressant drug

Stick an air compressor tube in his ass, indians like that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295913)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:24 AM
Author: Disgusting filthy brunch



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: boyish anal mexican cuckold



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: Marvelous library

In the bathroom he’s most likely to use, shut off the electricity. Put some laxative in his food at dinner then go sit on the toilet naked with a rock hard cock (best to take 2-3 viagra). When he rushes in there to shit, he won’t be able to turn on the lights but won’t have time to run to another bathroom so he’ll sit and shit on your dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295958)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: Sooty Wild Stage Skinny Woman

haha wow holy shit

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: passionate dark striped hyena

180 prank

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Marvelous library

I did this once with my grandpa. Was 180 lols for weeks afterward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296118)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: Disturbing Concupiscible Feces Church



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: Mischievous Mind-boggling Private Investor Philosopher-king



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