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Father in law is visiting. Suggest some pranks to play on him ITT.

He is FOB ukrainian and barely speaks english.
Know-it-all zippy newt
  06/22/18
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Know-it-all zippy newt
  06/23/18
do the usual food jokes--like yr serving him CAT or somethin...
Pearl supple ceo deer antler
  06/23/18
should it be actual cat meat? the vodka one sounds like...
Know-it-all zippy newt
  06/23/18
no you chug the water, to his amazement and awe.
Pearl supple ceo deer antler
  06/23/18
Thats more like a David Blaine kind of trick.
Know-it-all zippy newt
  06/23/18
say "lets have some vodka or whiskey" and then go ...
Pearl supple ceo deer antler
  06/23/18
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Know-it-all zippy newt
  06/23/18
im telling you, don't neglect this idea. Ukranians respect ...
Pearl supple ceo deer antler
  06/23/18
you act like you got a real delicacy--something wonderful an...
Pearl supple ceo deer antler
  06/23/18
ok this is good.
Know-it-all zippy newt
  06/23/18
try it and report back. Practice the delivery a few tim...
Pearl supple ceo deer antler
  06/23/18
Have your wife wear a mask and offer her to him
Cream Self-centered Main People
  06/23/18
like a richard nixon mask?
Know-it-all zippy newt
  06/23/18
zorro
lime provocative gunner
  06/23/18
Stick an air compressor tube in his ass, indians like that o...
Pea-brained address queen of the night
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Godawful mahogany lettuce shrine
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flushed bateful location organic girlfriend
  06/23/18
In the bathroom he’s most likely to use, shut off the electr...
Duck-like Indian Lodge Boltzmann
  06/23/18
haha wow holy shit
jade locus
  06/23/18
180 prank
misunderstood orchestra pit
  06/23/18
I did this once with my grandpa. Was 180 lols for weeks afte...
Duck-like Indian Lodge Boltzmann
  06/23/18
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Amber wild parlor
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Know-it-all zippy newt
  06/23/18


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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: Know-it-all zippy newt

He is FOB ukrainian and barely speaks english.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36290994)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Know-it-all zippy newt



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: Pearl supple ceo deer antler

do the usual food jokes--like yr serving him CAT or something like that.

Drink vodka w him but you pour yourself water.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295908)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Know-it-all zippy newt

should it be actual cat meat?

the vodka one sounds like I'm pranking myself. Or is the goal to get him liquored up and then get him to do gay shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295914)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Pearl supple ceo deer antler

no you chug the water, to his amazement and awe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295929)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Know-it-all zippy newt

Thats more like a David Blaine kind of trick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295934)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: Pearl supple ceo deer antler

say "lets have some vodka or whiskey" and then go in the back and prepare two YUGE glasses--one w whiskey and one w tea or whatever. disguise it --put icecubes in it and then sit down w him and say cheers, and chugalug when he politely sips. He'll love it.

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: Know-it-all zippy newt



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: Pearl supple ceo deer antler

im telling you, don't neglect this idea. Ukranians respect a man who can drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295964)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: Pearl supple ceo deer antler

you act like you got a real delicacy--something wonderful and special at the supermarket --act really excited, and tell him what it is. make up something crazy, like cat, or I dunno something bizarre. my relatives did this to me--told me we were eating horse, just to fuck w me.

He'll love it. It's a classic foreigner joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295936)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Know-it-all zippy newt

ok this is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295943)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: Pearl supple ceo deer antler

try it and report back.

Practice the delivery a few times first though so you've got it down smooth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295967)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Cream Self-centered Main People

Have your wife wear a mask and offer her to him

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: Know-it-all zippy newt

like a richard nixon mask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295922)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: lime provocative gunner

zorro

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Pea-brained address queen of the night

Stick an air compressor tube in his ass, indians like that one

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:24 AM
Author: Godawful mahogany lettuce shrine



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: flushed bateful location organic girlfriend



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: Duck-like Indian Lodge Boltzmann

In the bathroom he’s most likely to use, shut off the electricity. Put some laxative in his food at dinner then go sit on the toilet naked with a rock hard cock (best to take 2-3 viagra). When he rushes in there to shit, he won’t be able to turn on the lights but won’t have time to run to another bathroom so he’ll sit and shit on your dick.

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: jade locus

haha wow holy shit

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: misunderstood orchestra pit

180 prank

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Duck-like Indian Lodge Boltzmann

I did this once with my grandpa. Was 180 lols for weeks afterward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296118)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: Amber wild parlor



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: Know-it-all zippy newt



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