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Father in law is visiting. Suggest some pranks to play on him ITT.

He is FOB ukrainian and barely speaks english.
Cyan water buffalo potus
  06/22/18
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Cyan water buffalo potus
  06/23/18
do the usual food jokes--like yr serving him CAT or somethin...
Odious multi-billionaire tanning salon
  06/23/18
should it be actual cat meat? the vodka one sounds like...
Cyan water buffalo potus
  06/23/18
no you chug the water, to his amazement and awe.
Odious multi-billionaire tanning salon
  06/23/18
Thats more like a David Blaine kind of trick.
Cyan water buffalo potus
  06/23/18
say "lets have some vodka or whiskey" and then go ...
Odious multi-billionaire tanning salon
  06/23/18
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Cyan water buffalo potus
  06/23/18
im telling you, don't neglect this idea. Ukranians respect ...
Odious multi-billionaire tanning salon
  06/23/18
you act like you got a real delicacy--something wonderful an...
Odious multi-billionaire tanning salon
  06/23/18
ok this is good.
Cyan water buffalo potus
  06/23/18
try it and report back. Practice the delivery a few tim...
Odious multi-billionaire tanning salon
  06/23/18
Have your wife wear a mask and offer her to him
Adventurous Demanding Dingle Berry
  06/23/18
like a richard nixon mask?
Cyan water buffalo potus
  06/23/18
zorro
Pale lascivious hell
  06/23/18
Stick an air compressor tube in his ass, indians like that o...
Cruel-hearted flesh indian lodge
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Onyx embarrassed to the bone rigor area
  06/23/18
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multi-colored mediation
  06/23/18
In the bathroom he’s most likely to use, shut off the electr...
Diverse violet rehab
  06/23/18
haha wow holy shit
Silver heaven immigrant
  06/23/18
180 prank
nofapping cuckoldry giraffe
  06/23/18
I did this once with my grandpa. Was 180 lols for weeks afte...
Diverse violet rehab
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Turquoise gas station
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Cyan water buffalo potus
  06/23/18


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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: Cyan water buffalo potus

He is FOB ukrainian and barely speaks english.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36290994)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Cyan water buffalo potus



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: Odious multi-billionaire tanning salon

do the usual food jokes--like yr serving him CAT or something like that.

Drink vodka w him but you pour yourself water.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295908)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Cyan water buffalo potus

should it be actual cat meat?

the vodka one sounds like I'm pranking myself. Or is the goal to get him liquored up and then get him to do gay shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295914)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Odious multi-billionaire tanning salon

no you chug the water, to his amazement and awe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295929)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Cyan water buffalo potus

Thats more like a David Blaine kind of trick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295934)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: Odious multi-billionaire tanning salon

say "lets have some vodka or whiskey" and then go in the back and prepare two YUGE glasses--one w whiskey and one w tea or whatever. disguise it --put icecubes in it and then sit down w him and say cheers, and chugalug when he politely sips. He'll love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295942)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: Cyan water buffalo potus



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: Odious multi-billionaire tanning salon

im telling you, don't neglect this idea. Ukranians respect a man who can drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295964)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: Odious multi-billionaire tanning salon

you act like you got a real delicacy--something wonderful and special at the supermarket --act really excited, and tell him what it is. make up something crazy, like cat, or I dunno something bizarre. my relatives did this to me--told me we were eating horse, just to fuck w me.

He'll love it. It's a classic foreigner joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295936)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Cyan water buffalo potus

ok this is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295943)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: Odious multi-billionaire tanning salon

try it and report back.

Practice the delivery a few times first though so you've got it down smooth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295967)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Adventurous Demanding Dingle Berry

Have your wife wear a mask and offer her to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295911)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: Cyan water buffalo potus

like a richard nixon mask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295922)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: Pale lascivious hell

zorro

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted flesh indian lodge

Stick an air compressor tube in his ass, indians like that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295913)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:24 AM
Author: Onyx embarrassed to the bone rigor area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295949)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: multi-colored mediation



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: Diverse violet rehab

In the bathroom he’s most likely to use, shut off the electricity. Put some laxative in his food at dinner then go sit on the toilet naked with a rock hard cock (best to take 2-3 viagra). When he rushes in there to shit, he won’t be able to turn on the lights but won’t have time to run to another bathroom so he’ll sit and shit on your dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295958)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: Silver heaven immigrant

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295977)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: nofapping cuckoldry giraffe

180 prank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296004)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Diverse violet rehab

I did this once with my grandpa. Was 180 lols for weeks afterward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296118)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: Turquoise gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296138)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: Cyan water buffalo potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296389)