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Father in law is visiting. Suggest some pranks to play on him ITT.

He is FOB ukrainian and barely speaks english.
Nighttime whorehouse
  06/22/18
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Nighttime whorehouse
  06/23/18
do the usual food jokes--like yr serving him CAT or somethin...
Cheese-eating electric furnace
  06/23/18
should it be actual cat meat? the vodka one sounds like...
Nighttime whorehouse
  06/23/18
no you chug the water, to his amazement and awe.
Cheese-eating electric furnace
  06/23/18
Thats more like a David Blaine kind of trick.
Nighttime whorehouse
  06/23/18
say "lets have some vodka or whiskey" and then go ...
Cheese-eating electric furnace
  06/23/18
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Nighttime whorehouse
  06/23/18
im telling you, don't neglect this idea. Ukranians respect ...
Cheese-eating electric furnace
  06/23/18
you act like you got a real delicacy--something wonderful an...
Cheese-eating electric furnace
  06/23/18
ok this is good.
Nighttime whorehouse
  06/23/18
try it and report back. Practice the delivery a few tim...
Cheese-eating electric furnace
  06/23/18
Have your wife wear a mask and offer her to him
Disturbing Den
  06/23/18
like a richard nixon mask?
Nighttime whorehouse
  06/23/18
zorro
angry marvelous queen of the night
  06/23/18
Stick an air compressor tube in his ass, indians like that o...
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razzle-dazzle associate
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Irradiated crawly library
  06/23/18
In the bathroom he’s most likely to use, shut off the electr...
cocky clear theater stage
  06/23/18
haha wow holy shit
glittery pisswyrm ratface
  06/23/18
180 prank
Vigorous slippery mother
  06/23/18
I did this once with my grandpa. Was 180 lols for weeks afte...
cocky clear theater stage
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Nighttime whorehouse
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: Nighttime whorehouse

He is FOB ukrainian and barely speaks english.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36290994)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Nighttime whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295901)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: Cheese-eating electric furnace

do the usual food jokes--like yr serving him CAT or something like that.

Drink vodka w him but you pour yourself water.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295908)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Nighttime whorehouse

should it be actual cat meat?

the vodka one sounds like I'm pranking myself. Or is the goal to get him liquored up and then get him to do gay shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295914)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Cheese-eating electric furnace

no you chug the water, to his amazement and awe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295929)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Nighttime whorehouse

Thats more like a David Blaine kind of trick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295934)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: Cheese-eating electric furnace

say "lets have some vodka or whiskey" and then go in the back and prepare two YUGE glasses--one w whiskey and one w tea or whatever. disguise it --put icecubes in it and then sit down w him and say cheers, and chugalug when he politely sips. He'll love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295942)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: Nighttime whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295954)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: Cheese-eating electric furnace

im telling you, don't neglect this idea. Ukranians respect a man who can drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295964)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: Cheese-eating electric furnace

you act like you got a real delicacy--something wonderful and special at the supermarket --act really excited, and tell him what it is. make up something crazy, like cat, or I dunno something bizarre. my relatives did this to me--told me we were eating horse, just to fuck w me.

He'll love it. It's a classic foreigner joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295936)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Nighttime whorehouse

ok this is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295943)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: Cheese-eating electric furnace

try it and report back.

Practice the delivery a few times first though so you've got it down smooth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295967)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Disturbing Den

Have your wife wear a mask and offer her to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295911)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: Nighttime whorehouse

like a richard nixon mask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295922)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: angry marvelous queen of the night

zorro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295928)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: irate big stage

Stick an air compressor tube in his ass, indians like that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295913)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:24 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295949)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: Irradiated crawly library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296136)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: cocky clear theater stage

In the bathroom he’s most likely to use, shut off the electricity. Put some laxative in his food at dinner then go sit on the toilet naked with a rock hard cock (best to take 2-3 viagra). When he rushes in there to shit, he won’t be able to turn on the lights but won’t have time to run to another bathroom so he’ll sit and shit on your dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295958)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: glittery pisswyrm ratface

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295977)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: Vigorous slippery mother

180 prank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296004)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: cocky clear theater stage

I did this once with my grandpa. Was 180 lols for weeks afterward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296118)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: apoplectic indecent death wish box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296138)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: Nighttime whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296389)