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Father in law is visiting. Suggest some pranks to play on him ITT.

He is FOB ukrainian and barely speaks english.
Vigorous french plaza
  06/22/18
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Vigorous french plaza
  06/23/18
do the usual food jokes--like yr serving him CAT or somethin...
Odious piazza lettuce
  06/23/18
should it be actual cat meat? the vodka one sounds like...
Vigorous french plaza
  06/23/18
no you chug the water, to his amazement and awe.
Odious piazza lettuce
  06/23/18
Thats more like a David Blaine kind of trick.
Vigorous french plaza
  06/23/18
say "lets have some vodka or whiskey" and then go ...
Odious piazza lettuce
  06/23/18
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Vigorous french plaza
  06/23/18
im telling you, don't neglect this idea. Ukranians respect ...
Odious piazza lettuce
  06/23/18
you act like you got a real delicacy--something wonderful an...
Odious piazza lettuce
  06/23/18
ok this is good.
Vigorous french plaza
  06/23/18
try it and report back. Practice the delivery a few tim...
Odious piazza lettuce
  06/23/18
Have your wife wear a mask and offer her to him
orchid doctorate
  06/23/18
like a richard nixon mask?
Vigorous french plaza
  06/23/18
zorro
Frozen Turquoise Church
  06/23/18
Stick an air compressor tube in his ass, indians like that o...
emerald vibrant abode jew
  06/23/18
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Crusty public bath brethren
  06/23/18
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honey-headed stain
  06/23/18
In the bathroom he’s most likely to use, shut off the electr...
heady stead
  06/23/18
haha wow holy shit
Autistic Volcanic Crater Tanning Salon
  06/23/18
180 prank
Razzle-dazzle splenetic institution
  06/23/18
I did this once with my grandpa. Was 180 lols for weeks afte...
heady stead
  06/23/18
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Impressive Slap-happy Idiot
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Vigorous french plaza
  06/23/18


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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: Vigorous french plaza

He is FOB ukrainian and barely speaks english.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36290994)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Vigorous french plaza



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: Odious piazza lettuce

do the usual food jokes--like yr serving him CAT or something like that.

Drink vodka w him but you pour yourself water.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295908)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Vigorous french plaza

should it be actual cat meat?

the vodka one sounds like I'm pranking myself. Or is the goal to get him liquored up and then get him to do gay shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295914)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Odious piazza lettuce

no you chug the water, to his amazement and awe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295929)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Vigorous french plaza

Thats more like a David Blaine kind of trick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295934)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: Odious piazza lettuce

say "lets have some vodka or whiskey" and then go in the back and prepare two YUGE glasses--one w whiskey and one w tea or whatever. disguise it --put icecubes in it and then sit down w him and say cheers, and chugalug when he politely sips. He'll love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295942)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: Vigorous french plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295954)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: Odious piazza lettuce

im telling you, don't neglect this idea. Ukranians respect a man who can drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295964)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: Odious piazza lettuce

you act like you got a real delicacy--something wonderful and special at the supermarket --act really excited, and tell him what it is. make up something crazy, like cat, or I dunno something bizarre. my relatives did this to me--told me we were eating horse, just to fuck w me.

He'll love it. It's a classic foreigner joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295936)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Vigorous french plaza

ok this is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295943)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: Odious piazza lettuce

try it and report back.

Practice the delivery a few times first though so you've got it down smooth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295967)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: orchid doctorate

Have your wife wear a mask and offer her to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295911)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: Vigorous french plaza

like a richard nixon mask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295922)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: Frozen Turquoise Church

zorro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295928)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: emerald vibrant abode jew

Stick an air compressor tube in his ass, indians like that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295913)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:24 AM
Author: Crusty public bath brethren



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: honey-headed stain



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: heady stead

In the bathroom he’s most likely to use, shut off the electricity. Put some laxative in his food at dinner then go sit on the toilet naked with a rock hard cock (best to take 2-3 viagra). When he rushes in there to shit, he won’t be able to turn on the lights but won’t have time to run to another bathroom so he’ll sit and shit on your dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295958)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: Autistic Volcanic Crater Tanning Salon

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295977)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle splenetic institution

180 prank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296004)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: heady stead

I did this once with my grandpa. Was 180 lols for weeks afterward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296118)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: Impressive Slap-happy Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296138)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: Vigorous french plaza



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