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Father in law is visiting. Suggest some pranks to play on him ITT.

He is FOB ukrainian and barely speaks english.
Irradiated fluffy elastic band
  06/22/18
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Irradiated fluffy elastic band
  06/23/18
do the usual food jokes--like yr serving him CAT or somethin...
razzle-dazzle chrome dilemma pervert
  06/23/18
should it be actual cat meat? the vodka one sounds like...
Irradiated fluffy elastic band
  06/23/18
no you chug the water, to his amazement and awe.
razzle-dazzle chrome dilemma pervert
  06/23/18
Thats more like a David Blaine kind of trick.
Irradiated fluffy elastic band
  06/23/18
say "lets have some vodka or whiskey" and then go ...
razzle-dazzle chrome dilemma pervert
  06/23/18
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Irradiated fluffy elastic band
  06/23/18
im telling you, don't neglect this idea. Ukranians respect ...
razzle-dazzle chrome dilemma pervert
  06/23/18
you act like you got a real delicacy--something wonderful an...
razzle-dazzle chrome dilemma pervert
  06/23/18
ok this is good.
Irradiated fluffy elastic band
  06/23/18
try it and report back. Practice the delivery a few tim...
razzle-dazzle chrome dilemma pervert
  06/23/18
Have your wife wear a mask and offer her to him
Up-to-no-good flirting circlehead mexican
  06/23/18
like a richard nixon mask?
Irradiated fluffy elastic band
  06/23/18
zorro
curious filthy brunch yarmulke
  06/23/18
Stick an air compressor tube in his ass, indians like that o...
Dun violent sneaky criminal azn
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contagious coral garrison immigrant
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peach aromatic sound barrier people who are hurt
  06/23/18
In the bathroom he’s most likely to use, shut off the electr...
Arousing multi-billionaire forum
  06/23/18
haha wow holy shit
silver razzle step-uncle's house hunting ground
  06/23/18
180 prank
kink-friendly supple filthpig
  06/23/18
I did this once with my grandpa. Was 180 lols for weeks afte...
Arousing multi-billionaire forum
  06/23/18
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clear insecure national double fault
  06/23/18
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Irradiated fluffy elastic band
  06/23/18


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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: Irradiated fluffy elastic band

He is FOB ukrainian and barely speaks english.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36290994)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Irradiated fluffy elastic band



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle chrome dilemma pervert

do the usual food jokes--like yr serving him CAT or something like that.

Drink vodka w him but you pour yourself water.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295908)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Irradiated fluffy elastic band

should it be actual cat meat?

the vodka one sounds like I'm pranking myself. Or is the goal to get him liquored up and then get him to do gay shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295914)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle chrome dilemma pervert

no you chug the water, to his amazement and awe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295929)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Irradiated fluffy elastic band

Thats more like a David Blaine kind of trick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295934)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle chrome dilemma pervert

say "lets have some vodka or whiskey" and then go in the back and prepare two YUGE glasses--one w whiskey and one w tea or whatever. disguise it --put icecubes in it and then sit down w him and say cheers, and chugalug when he politely sips. He'll love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295942)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: Irradiated fluffy elastic band



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle chrome dilemma pervert

im telling you, don't neglect this idea. Ukranians respect a man who can drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295964)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle chrome dilemma pervert

you act like you got a real delicacy--something wonderful and special at the supermarket --act really excited, and tell him what it is. make up something crazy, like cat, or I dunno something bizarre. my relatives did this to me--told me we were eating horse, just to fuck w me.

He'll love it. It's a classic foreigner joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295936)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Irradiated fluffy elastic band

ok this is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295943)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle chrome dilemma pervert

try it and report back.

Practice the delivery a few times first though so you've got it down smooth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295967)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good flirting circlehead mexican

Have your wife wear a mask and offer her to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295911)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: Irradiated fluffy elastic band

like a richard nixon mask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295922)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: curious filthy brunch yarmulke

zorro

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Dun violent sneaky criminal azn

Stick an air compressor tube in his ass, indians like that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295913)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:24 AM
Author: contagious coral garrison immigrant



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: peach aromatic sound barrier people who are hurt



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: Arousing multi-billionaire forum

In the bathroom he’s most likely to use, shut off the electricity. Put some laxative in his food at dinner then go sit on the toilet naked with a rock hard cock (best to take 2-3 viagra). When he rushes in there to shit, he won’t be able to turn on the lights but won’t have time to run to another bathroom so he’ll sit and shit on your dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295958)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: silver razzle step-uncle's house hunting ground

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295977)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: kink-friendly supple filthpig

180 prank

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Arousing multi-billionaire forum

I did this once with my grandpa. Was 180 lols for weeks afterward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296118)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: clear insecure national double fault



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: Irradiated fluffy elastic band



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