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Of all Christian denominations which God is most friendly?

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apoplectic mother
  06/22/18
easily catholic
startled milky chapel halford
  06/22/18
Seems extremely wrong right out of the gate
apoplectic mother
  06/22/18
okay try the others and enjoy hell
startled milky chapel halford
  06/22/18
Shitty shtick
apoplectic mother
  06/22/18
Obviously you're not familiar with Buddy Jesus
Talented native
  06/22/18
Sounds like flaming garbage, much like your priests
apoplectic mother
  06/22/18
Sounds like flaming garbage, much like your priests
apoplectic mother
  06/22/18
most protestants have devolved into the God as life coach an...
Seedy ratface
  06/22/18
Also seems wrong. Not the case with most Presbyterians or on...
apoplectic mother
  06/22/18
I like the Gnostic interpretation of God. Does that count as...
Arousing Tripping Milk
  06/22/18
That's heretical and philosophically laughable
apoplectic mother
  06/22/18
You always show up to refute everything I say. I recognize y...
Arousing Tripping Milk
  06/22/18
You're not smart and need a strong male figure to tell you a...
apoplectic mother
  06/22/18
Orthodox Calvinism
lascivious buff friendly grandma
  06/22/18
(Frenchman)
apoplectic mother
  06/22/18
All of humanity is utterly damnable and absolutely depraved ...
lascivious buff friendly grandma
  06/22/18
Doesn't make sense. God created everyone. It's nothing we di...
apoplectic mother
  06/22/18
God created man but Adam fell and gave us all original sin. ...
lascivious buff friendly grandma
  06/22/18
("Chosen" Christian)
apoplectic mother
  06/22/18
You don't know if you're chosen until death
lascivious buff friendly grandma
  06/22/18
Fucking 180
apoplectic mother
  06/22/18
Calvin actually wrote there's some people walking around con...
lascivious buff friendly grandma
  06/22/18
Why did the Scots Irish take so strongly to a French guy
apoplectic mother
  06/22/18
needed an excuse to break with the romans because they hate ...
lascivious buff friendly grandma
  06/22/18
Without question superior to Catholicism and, at least in my...
apoplectic mother
  06/22/18
Just passed by a church with the following on the billboard:...
glittery blood rage
  06/22/18
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multi-colored hell
  06/22/18
obviously Unitarians
tan circlehead
  06/22/18
that would be the Lutherans
Lake place of business pisswyrm
  06/22/18
describe life in Duluth with 100k
lascivious buff friendly grandma
  06/22/18
Probably whatever Joel Osteen is
at-the-ready jewess
  06/22/18


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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:08 PM
Author: apoplectic mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36293654)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:10 PM
Author: startled milky chapel halford

easily catholic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36293664)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:10 PM
Author: apoplectic mother

Seems extremely wrong right out of the gate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36293667)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:37 PM
Author: startled milky chapel halford

okay try the others and enjoy hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36293826)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: apoplectic mother

Shitty shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36293948)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Talented native

Obviously you're not familiar with Buddy Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36294000)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: apoplectic mother

Sounds like flaming garbage, much like your priests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36294002)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: apoplectic mother

Sounds like flaming garbage, much like your priests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36294003)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Seedy ratface

most protestants have devolved into the God as life coach and cheerleader archetype. take your pick of the denomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36293729)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:21 PM
Author: apoplectic mother

Also seems wrong. Not the case with most Presbyterians or one of the two major Lutheran sects

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36293737)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Arousing Tripping Milk

I like the Gnostic interpretation of God. Does that count as Christianity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36293945)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: apoplectic mother

That's heretical and philosophically laughable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36293950)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:58 PM
Author: Arousing Tripping Milk

You always show up to refute everything I say. I recognize your pattern of periods and commas. What’s your deal man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36293955)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:59 PM
Author: apoplectic mother

You're not smart and need a strong male figure to tell you as much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36293960)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:58 PM
Author: lascivious buff friendly grandma

Orthodox Calvinism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36293953)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: apoplectic mother

(Frenchman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36293964)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:01 PM
Author: lascivious buff friendly grandma

All of humanity is utterly damnable and absolutely depraved and it is a miracle that God chooses to save anyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36293969)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:04 PM
Author: apoplectic mother

Doesn't make sense. God created everyone. It's nothing we did or didn't do that caused him to save us. If your saying god is great because the world isn't the worst possible hell, congrats, that's halfway to a reasonable theodicy. I wouldn't start a religion over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36293974)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:06 PM
Author: lascivious buff friendly grandma

God created man but Adam fell and gave us all original sin. Because of original sin, all of mankind is damnable but God still chooses to save some.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36293981)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: apoplectic mother

("Chosen" Christian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36293986)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: lascivious buff friendly grandma

You don't know if you're chosen until death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36294006)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: apoplectic mother

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36294007)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:32 PM
Author: lascivious buff friendly grandma

Calvin actually wrote there's some people walking around convinced they're saved who live a devout life but are really lying so hard to themselves they don't even know it and they'll get dinged at the door, also there's some people who have been chosen but don't realize it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36294098)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: apoplectic mother

Why did the Scots Irish take so strongly to a French guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36294136)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:44 PM
Author: lascivious buff friendly grandma

needed an excuse to break with the romans because they hate irish, didn't want to be anglicans because they hate english, didn't want to be lutheran cause they hate germans, so calvinism was what they were stuck with

also very spartan lifestyle goes hand in hand with calvinism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36294141)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: apoplectic mother

Without question superior to Catholicism and, at least in my opinion, the mainline Lutherans. Top 3 denomination for sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36294155)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: glittery blood rage

Just passed by a church with the following on the billboard:

"Jesus was the queerest of them all."

American Baptists Churches USA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36293962)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: multi-colored hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36294017)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:50 PM
Author: tan circlehead

obviously Unitarians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36294173)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: Lake place of business pisswyrm

that would be the Lutherans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36294209)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: lascivious buff friendly grandma

describe life in Duluth with 100k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36294219)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: at-the-ready jewess

Probably whatever Joel Osteen is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36294222)