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HYPO: Date Scarlett Johannson, but she can only fart directly into your mouth
| Chartreuse principal's office | 06/23/18 |
| mint queen of the night yarmulke | 06/23/18 |
| Chartreuse principal's office | 06/23/18 |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:39 PM Author: Chartreuse principal's office Every time she's about to fart she has to drop her pants, press her bare asshole against your open mouth and you have to inhale deeply as she lets one loose. Every. Single. Time. Day or night. At work, at a meeting, at church or at home. Doesn't matter what she just ate.
I think I would tolerate it for long enough to have sex with her three or four times, then I would bail. |
Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:42 PM Author: mint queen of the night yarmulke You mean this old wrinkled version? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009011&forum_id=2#36298998) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:45 PM Author: Chartreuse principal's office I feel like if it were 23-year-old ScarJo instead of 33-year-old ScarJo then there wouldn't be as much at stake. Her farts probably didn't even smell like anything at age 23 (except for, perhaps, roses and a little bit of sunshine). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009011&forum_id=2#36299014) |