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I have six direct reports. Five of them seem to do a good jo...
corporate slave watching CLEs on mute
  07/09/18
Yeah, tell me what to do asshole. I'm at least 1.5x smarter ...
Metaphysics
  07/09/18
Cr
the obsolete man
  07/09/18
put his penis in your mouth and stimulate it with your lips ...
""""''"'"
  07/09/18
Assign one of your other direct reports to give this guy shi...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  07/09/18
In a sane world I could do that. But this is at a larger cor...
corporate slave watching CLEs on mute
  07/09/18
Lmao I know that. You know what else I know? That I've accum...
Metaphysics
  07/09/18
This person is not lazy or disagreeable. They just lack some...
corporate slave watching CLEs on mute
  07/09/18
why are you continuing to pretend that "metaphysics fir...
ESL Wilbur
  07/09/18
Honestly this is a huge part of the problem. He's completely...
Metaphysics
  07/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NP8y63Ms4o
""""''"'"
  07/09/18
(CSLG)
~~(>' ' )>
  07/09/18
...
chandler (friend of Corp slave)
  07/09/18
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big dick boogie down
  07/09/18
ur fukt.
slimp
  07/09/18
Have him deliver to you a daily agenda at 9 am each day, and...
Jean Jacques Jingleheimerdood
  07/09/18
She would ping me at the start of every day to ask about exa...
corporate slave watching CLEs on mute
  07/09/18
"it is part of your job responsibility to identify proj...
Jean Jacques Jingleheimerdood
  07/09/18
women need to be COMMANDED
tats
  07/09/18
i notice you used "them" and "they" inst...
a den of proles
  07/09/18
It's a she
corporate slave watching CLEs on mute
  07/09/18
ur fucked
a den of proles
  07/09/18
Ur fucked
Metaphysics
  07/09/18
you are fucked
ESL Wilbur
  07/09/18
fucked, are you
grad certs
  07/09/18
take the above advice about sucking his cock
v50
  07/09/18
assign them a fucking task jfc
:D
  07/09/18
I do. It's neverending!
corporate slave watching CLEs on mute
  07/09/18
This is your job
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  07/09/18
I don't have to do this with any of the others
corporate slave watching CLEs on mute
  07/09/18
So you got lucky and only have to do 1/6 of your job and you...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  07/09/18
...
alzabo
  07/09/18
Then how do you know they're doing their jobs?
groundbreaking interdisciplinary MBA curriculum
  07/09/18
Cuz I get copied on shit or otherwise looped in at some poin...
corporate slave watching CLEs on mute
  07/09/18
This woman is probably working 50 times harder than the othe...
.........,,.,.,.,.,,,,,,.,.,.,.,.,.
  07/09/18
Imagine you had a real job, like managing a restaurant or a ...
groundbreaking interdisciplinary MBA curriculum
  07/09/18
...
Indrid Cold
  07/09/18
OP and this thread is pretty much a parody of itself
THOT_RAVAGER
  07/09/18
...
ESL Wilbur
  07/09/18
Consult the extensive INTP threading on this board.
Just wants a hug.
  07/09/18
What kind of CORP job do you have? How'd you get it? H...
grad certs
  07/09/18
Inhouse tranny lawyer. She makes low 100s I make higher 100s...
corporate slave watching CLEs on mute
  07/09/18
is she a lawyer too?
grad certs
  07/09/18
Yeah
corporate slave watching CLEs on mute
  07/09/18
Kind of ironic that you’re asking us for direction on this.
,.,.,.,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.
  07/09/18
What is her job title?
mutated mutandis
  07/09/18
assign her a month's worth of tasks
Maori woman performing defiant haka
  07/09/18
Why would she do work she’s not assigned?
Just your average poaster
  07/09/18
Yeah someone please answer why I would do this
Metaphysics
  07/09/18
...
big dick boogie down
  07/09/18
Exactly. Imagine doing work you weren't assigned and then ge...
:D
  07/09/18
she's hot, isn't she?
.,.,,..,,,..,,.,.,,..,,,..,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,,.,,.,.
  07/09/18


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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: corporate slave watching CLEs on mute

I have six direct reports. Five of them seem to do a good job just self directing. But one of them every day I have to give them specific tasks or they will do nothing. JFC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390753)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: Metaphysics

Yeah, tell me what to do asshole. I'm at least 1.5x smarter than you. If I'm not running shit I have no interest in doing things right then hearing you explain why the wrong way is better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390760)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:38 AM
Author: the obsolete man

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390797)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: """"''"'"


put his penis in your mouth and stimulate it with your lips and tongue until semen shoots out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390761)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

Assign one of your other direct reports to give this guy shit to do - problem solved!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390763)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: corporate slave watching CLEs on mute

In a sane world I could do that. But this is at a larger corp where I can't have a peer over a peer like that. I basically have no real power other than to give mean performance reviews and withhold a small bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390786)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: Metaphysics

Lmao I know that. You know what else I know? That I've accumulated more knowledge working here 2 years than you have in 10, which means I'm indispensable. How's it feel knowing a shitmillenial has got you by the balls?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390801)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: corporate slave watching CLEs on mute

This person is not lazy or disagreeable. They just lack some kind of instinct to find things to do without a specific list of tasks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390831)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: ESL Wilbur (Short Pride World Wide)

why are you continuing to pretend that "metaphysics first day" tp is not the online alias of the employee you are having trouble with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390876)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: Metaphysics

Honestly this is a huge part of the problem. He's completely non confrontational and things take a long time to get done because of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36391179)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: """"''"'"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NP8y63Ms4o

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390794)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:31 AM
Author: ~~(>' ' )>

(CSLG)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390765)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: chandler (friend of Corp slave)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36391169)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: big dick boogie down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36391177)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: slimp

ur fukt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390806)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: Jean Jacques Jingleheimerdood

Have him deliver to you a daily agenda at 9 am each day, and a report on progress each day before leaving. Won't take 5 minutes total.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390810)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: corporate slave watching CLEs on mute

She would ping me at the start of every day to ask about exactly what she should be working on. This is basically the song and dance we do now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390843)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: Jean Jacques Jingleheimerdood

"it is part of your job responsibility to identify projects for yourself. Keep me updated daily on your progress and I will redirect you if needed. Please have your agenda to me by 915. Thank."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390935)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: tats

women need to be COMMANDED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36391312)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: a den of proles

i notice you used "them" and "they" instead of specifying the gender, any reason why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390813)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: corporate slave watching CLEs on mute

It's a she

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390836)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: a den of proles

ur fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390839)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: Metaphysics

Ur fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390845)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: ESL Wilbur (Short Pride World Wide)

you are fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390879)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: grad certs (acp)

fucked, are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36391171)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: v50

take the above advice about sucking his cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36391903)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: :D (5000 mcg B12/wk, 150 mcg iodine/day, 250 mg algal DHA-EPA/day)

assign them a fucking task jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390840)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: corporate slave watching CLEs on mute

I do. It's neverending!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390850)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

This is your job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390855)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: corporate slave watching CLEs on mute

I don't have to do this with any of the others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390865)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

So you got lucky and only have to do 1/6 of your job and you're still complaining

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390889)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: alzabo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390923)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: groundbreaking interdisciplinary MBA curriculum

Then how do you know they're doing their jobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390905)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: corporate slave watching CLEs on mute

Cuz I get copied on shit or otherwise looped in at some point. Do I know if they're working hard every day? No and I really don't care. Just get your shit done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390999)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 12:36 PM
Author: .........,,.,.,.,.,,,,,,.,.,.,.,.,.


This woman is probably working 50 times harder than the other 5 employees and getting shitted on because OP is a shitty boss and can’t communicate his expectations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36391135)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:57 AM
Author: groundbreaking interdisciplinary MBA curriculum

Imagine you had a real job, like managing a restaurant or a construction site. Would you just sit in your office and expect everything to take care of itself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390916)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: Indrid Cold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36391163)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:57 AM
Author: THOT_RAVAGER

OP and this thread is pretty much a parody of itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390917)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: ESL Wilbur (Short Pride World Wide)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36391003)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Just wants a hug.

Consult the extensive INTP threading on this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36391017)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: grad certs (acp)

What kind of CORP job do you have?

How'd you get it?

How much do you make?

How much does *she* make?

Do you seriously make sure they're in by 9am every single day and not 9:30 just cause?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36391176)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: corporate slave watching CLEs on mute

Inhouse tranny lawyer. She makes low 100s I make higher 100s. No I don't monitor everyone's time. I guess I would notice if someone was consistently coming in at like 11 but otherwise everyone just acts like a professional. I've never questioned anyone about their hours but everyone is responsible and everyone gives me a FYI if they're going to be out half a day or whatever, even though I don't ask them to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36391418)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: grad certs (acp)

is she a lawyer too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36391425)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: corporate slave watching CLEs on mute

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36391427)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


Kind of ironic that you’re asking us for direction on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36391181)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: mutated mutandis

What is her job title?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36391198)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: Maori woman performing defiant haka

assign her a month's worth of tasks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36391274)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: Just your average poaster

Why would she do work she’s not assigned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36391459)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: Metaphysics

Yeah someone please answer why I would do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36391464)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: big dick boogie down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36391512)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: :D (5000 mcg B12/wk, 150 mcg iodine/day, 250 mg algal DHA-EPA/day)

Exactly. Imagine doing work you weren't assigned and then getting yelled at over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36391509)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 6:40 PM
Author: .,.,,..,,,..,,.,.,,..,,,..,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,,.,,.,.


she's hot, isn't she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36393729)