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Just settled a case for $900k in fees

Filed in January. LJL when they said epah will never mae...
Ivory Range Pocket Flask
  07/12/18
any guides for filing CA class actions?
Motley Mad Cow Disease Hell
  07/12/18
Never done a state court one Edit: forgot one actually. W...
Ivory Range Pocket Flask
  07/12/18
fuck yea man. good times
Khaki cerebral tanning salon rigor
  07/12/18
what kind of case?
Motley Mad Cow Disease Hell
  07/12/18
Antitrust. Single plaintiff
Ivory Range Pocket Flask
  07/12/18
how do you find these cases? howd you get to 900k in fees?
Motley Mad Cow Disease Hell
  07/12/18
Have a network of clients who continually get raped by monop...
Ivory Range Pocket Flask
  07/12/18
congrats
brilliant trailer park giraffe
  07/12/18
hell yes my bitch
maize casino
  07/12/18
Let it do what it do well done
Histrionic misanthropic whorehouse
  07/12/18
fma. is this the same statute you first noticed when u were...
hairraiser hall mental disorder
  07/12/18
Yep. And no, we fly under the radar by filing dummy complain...
Ivory Range Pocket Flask
  07/12/18
wtf? more details plz (w/o outing your cash cow)
naked sneaky criminal library
  07/12/18
1. Show them the draft FAC. 2. Tell them, “it’s best for b...
Ivory Range Pocket Flask
  07/12/18
damn that's even more clever than I thought.
hairraiser hall mental disorder
  07/12/18
in what sense is it a loophole? is there a possibility that ...
naked sneaky criminal library
  07/12/18
A trial judge would be constrained by precedent. But if this...
Ivory Range Pocket Flask
  07/12/18
Youre a faggot, but I respect you fucking GC
grizzly public bath gunner
  07/12/18
...
Exciting Parlour Idiot
  12/18/18
wait, you literally have ONE|WEIRD|TRICK? edit: i literal...
disturbing senate candlestick maker
  07/12/18
truly in awe that you have one-weird-tricked your way into m...
hairraiser hall mental disorder
  07/12/18
Tbcf, it was a partner at my firm who suggested the cause of...
Ivory Range Pocket Flask
  07/12/18
does he know you are raking in million$ in your pajama pants...
hairraiser hall mental disorder
  07/12/18
“Zher” actually. Became an AUSA, and I always text her and l...
Ivory Range Pocket Flask
  07/12/18
Fucking 180
Shimmering Swashbuckling Useless Brakes
  07/12/18
...
Walnut national security agency office
  07/12/18
Get money.
Sickened buff theater
  07/12/18
nice, maybe now you can marry a crack whore who sucks thug d...
aphrodisiac translucent church
  07/12/18
that should pay your rent in the Castro for a few months
kink-friendly carmine stage
  07/12/18
Castro?
Ivory Range Pocket Flask
  07/12/18
or Haight-Ashbury or whatever faggy SF neighborhood you live...
kink-friendly carmine stage
  07/12/18
The Marin County part actually
Ivory Range Pocket Flask
  07/12/18
How much second wife does that buy
zombie-like mauve toaster milk
  07/12/18
I’ll probably drop $2k on SA for 4-5 20 yo WOCs. Then buy th...
Ivory Range Pocket Flask
  07/12/18
the fuck
zombie-like mauve toaster milk
  07/12/18
? $10k seems like a lot for a Fendi, but not for me.
Ivory Range Pocket Flask
  07/12/18
oddly wmtp-esque
concupiscible crusty set puppy
  07/12/18
wish i never clicked this thread because im starting to like...
Walnut national security agency office
  07/12/18
Aren't most of the WOC on SA around here pros?
Sooty mind-boggling lay
  07/12/18
how big of a bag of china white does $10k get you?
disturbing senate candlestick maker
  07/12/18
How much will you be paying your bull to fuck your crackhead...
Lascivious psychic theatre
  07/13/18
180 friend. 1 fucking 80.
Dashing Gold Base Tattoo
  07/12/18
havent you been a millionaire since like 1988
Galvanic Burgundy Becky
  07/12/18
2016 tho
Ivory Range Pocket Flask
  07/12/18
prole
Galvanic Burgundy Becky
  07/12/18
Congrats! Link to the statute?
bateful boltzmann love of her life
  07/12/18
Lol
Cerise ape principal's office
  07/12/18
...
Exciting Parlour Idiot
  12/18/18
...
hairraiser hall mental disorder
  12/18/18
180^180
titillating hunting ground
  07/13/18
and yet your wife still fucks and sucks indigent criminals.
Thriller hissy fit
  12/18/18


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Date: July 12th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Ivory Range Pocket Flask

Filed in January.

LJL when they said epah will never maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413275)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: Motley Mad Cow Disease Hell

any guides for filing CA class actions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413282)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: Ivory Range Pocket Flask

Never done a state court one

Edit: forgot one actually. We lost class cert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413298)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: Khaki cerebral tanning salon rigor

fuck yea man. good times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413279)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: Motley Mad Cow Disease Hell

what kind of case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413284)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: Ivory Range Pocket Flask

Antitrust. Single plaintiff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413294)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:03 PM
Author: Motley Mad Cow Disease Hell

how do you find these cases? howd you get to 900k in fees?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413365)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Ivory Range Pocket Flask

Have a network of clients who continually get raped by monopolists. A “harem,” if you will.

This was contingency plus 300 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413491)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: brilliant trailer park giraffe

congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413525)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 3:52 PM
Author: maize casino

hell yes my bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413289)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 3:52 PM
Author: Histrionic misanthropic whorehouse

Let it do what it do

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413290)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: hairraiser hall mental disorder

fma. is this the same statute you first noticed when u were in biglaw? They haven't closed whatever loophole you found?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413520)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: Ivory Range Pocket Flask

Yep. And no, we fly under the radar by filing dummy complaints then settling. Obv the defendants don’t want to publicize these either. I think this will last forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413564)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: naked sneaky criminal library

wtf? more details plz (w/o outing your cash cow)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413600)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: Ivory Range Pocket Flask

1. Show them the draft FAC.

2. Tell them, “it’s best for both of us to avoid copycat cases.”

3. “So we should engage in some informal discovery to see what happened.”

4. Suggest mediation ==> sign settlement.

We may have fucked up by going back to the well against one D, with a group of four new Ps. But the evidence is so tight we couldn’t resist. They might fight and blow this thing up idk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413630)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: hairraiser hall mental disorder

damn that's even more clever than I thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413640)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:38 PM
Author: naked sneaky criminal library

in what sense is it a loophole? is there a possibility that a judge might not agree with your interpretation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413644)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Ivory Range Pocket Flask

A trial judge would be constrained by precedent. But if this asswipe SCOTUS gets ahold of it, they would rule that GC has a constitutional right to do whatever it wants to small businesses, because the Founders intended for corporations to fuck over mom & pop.

Watch: if Rach keeps this shitbort running for 10 years, I’ll out myself in SCOTUS arguments.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36414880)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: grizzly public bath gunner

Youre a faggot, but I respect you fucking GC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416408)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: Exciting Parlour Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#37427463)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:47 PM
Author: disturbing senate candlestick maker

wait, you literally have ONE|WEIRD|TRICK?

edit: i literally couldn't read one poast below.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416701)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: hairraiser hall mental disorder

truly in awe that you have one-weird-tricked your way into million$. an inspiration to us all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413601)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: Ivory Range Pocket Flask

Tbcf, it was a partner at my firm who suggested the cause of action. But we developed it and found the clients.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413641)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:38 PM
Author: hairraiser hall mental disorder

does he know you are raking in million$ in your pajama pants while he bills away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413653)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: Ivory Range Pocket Flask

“Zher” actually. Became an AUSA, and I always text her and lol about each settlement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36414863)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: Shimmering Swashbuckling Useless Brakes

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416472)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Walnut national security agency office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416443)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: Sickened buff theater

Get money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413541)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: aphrodisiac translucent church

nice, maybe now you can marry a crack whore who sucks thug dicks for rocks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413542)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: kink-friendly carmine stage

that should pay your rent in the Castro for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413551)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: Ivory Range Pocket Flask

Castro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413567)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: kink-friendly carmine stage

or Haight-Ashbury or whatever faggy SF neighborhood you live in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413573)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: Ivory Range Pocket Flask

The Marin County part actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413594)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: zombie-like mauve toaster milk

How much second wife does that buy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36414867)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: Ivory Range Pocket Flask

I’ll probably drop $2k on SA for 4-5 20 yo WOCs. Then buy the queen a $10k bag. No problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36414894)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: zombie-like mauve toaster milk

the fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36414916)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: Ivory Range Pocket Flask

? $10k seems like a lot for a Fendi, but not for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416357)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: concupiscible crusty set puppy

oddly wmtp-esque

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416364)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 10:58 PM
Author: Walnut national security agency office

wish i never clicked this thread because im starting to like you now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416461)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: Sooty mind-boggling lay

Aren't most of the WOC on SA around here pros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416554)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:48 PM
Author: disturbing senate candlestick maker

how big of a bag of china white does $10k get you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416706)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:03 AM
Author: Lascivious psychic theatre

How much will you be paying your bull to fuck your crackhead wife, cucky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36417896)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: Dashing Gold Base Tattoo

180 friend. 1 fucking 80.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36414878)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: Galvanic Burgundy Becky

havent you been a millionaire since like 1988

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416363)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: Ivory Range Pocket Flask

2016 tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416466)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: Galvanic Burgundy Becky

prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416491)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:47 PM
Author: bateful boltzmann love of her life

Congrats!

Link to the statute?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416702)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Cerise ape principal's office

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416717)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Exciting Parlour Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#37427468)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: hairraiser hall mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#37427456)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:48 AM
Author: titillating hunting ground

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36418194)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Thriller hissy fit

and yet your wife still fucks and sucks indigent criminals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#37427470)