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Just settled a case for $900k in fees

Filed in January. LJL when they said epah will never mae...
odious corn cake abode
  07/12/18
any guides for filing CA class actions?
chocolate talking pit
  07/12/18
Never done a state court one Edit: forgot one actually. W...
odious corn cake abode
  07/12/18
fuck yea man. good times
Twinkling degenerate immigrant
  07/12/18
what kind of case?
chocolate talking pit
  07/12/18
Antitrust. Single plaintiff
odious corn cake abode
  07/12/18
how do you find these cases? howd you get to 900k in fees?
chocolate talking pit
  07/12/18
Have a network of clients who continually get raped by monop...
odious corn cake abode
  07/12/18
congrats
pontificating avocado resort goyim
  07/12/18
hell yes my bitch
house-broken slate dysfunction circlehead
  07/12/18
Let it do what it do well done
insanely creepy prole property
  07/12/18
fma. is this the same statute you first noticed when u were...
Translucent temple water buffalo
  07/12/18
Yep. And no, we fly under the radar by filing dummy complain...
odious corn cake abode
  07/12/18
wtf? more details plz (w/o outing your cash cow)
mind-boggling canary space
  07/12/18
1. Show them the draft FAC. 2. Tell them, “it’s best for b...
odious corn cake abode
  07/12/18
damn that's even more clever than I thought.
Translucent temple water buffalo
  07/12/18
in what sense is it a loophole? is there a possibility that ...
mind-boggling canary space
  07/12/18
A trial judge would be constrained by precedent. But if this...
odious corn cake abode
  07/12/18
Youre a faggot, but I respect you fucking GC
lilac private investor nowag
  07/12/18
...
Low-t gas station filthpig
  12/18/18
wait, you literally have ONE|WEIRD|TRICK? edit: i literal...
Spruce church
  07/12/18
truly in awe that you have one-weird-tricked your way into m...
Translucent temple water buffalo
  07/12/18
Tbcf, it was a partner at my firm who suggested the cause of...
odious corn cake abode
  07/12/18
does he know you are raking in million$ in your pajama pants...
Translucent temple water buffalo
  07/12/18
“Zher” actually. Became an AUSA, and I always text her and l...
odious corn cake abode
  07/12/18
Fucking 180
Stirring theater stage
  07/12/18
...
Clear thriller sex offender
  07/12/18
Get money.
Coiffed lodge keepsake machete
  07/12/18
nice, maybe now you can marry a crack whore who sucks thug d...
startling scarlet knife
  07/12/18
that should pay your rent in the Castro for a few months
aphrodisiac cuck new version
  07/12/18
Castro?
odious corn cake abode
  07/12/18
or Haight-Ashbury or whatever faggy SF neighborhood you live...
aphrodisiac cuck new version
  07/12/18
The Marin County part actually
odious corn cake abode
  07/12/18
How much second wife does that buy
flushed kitty idea he suggested
  07/12/18
I’ll probably drop $2k on SA for 4-5 20 yo WOCs. Then buy th...
odious corn cake abode
  07/12/18
the fuck
flushed kitty idea he suggested
  07/12/18
? $10k seems like a lot for a Fendi, but not for me.
odious corn cake abode
  07/12/18
oddly wmtp-esque
Sadistic school wrinkle
  07/12/18
wish i never clicked this thread because im starting to like...
Clear thriller sex offender
  07/12/18
Aren't most of the WOC on SA around here pros?
costumed stimulating national stock car
  07/12/18
how big of a bag of china white does $10k get you?
Spruce church
  07/12/18
How much will you be paying your bull to fuck your crackhead...
Hideous bawdyhouse headpube
  07/13/18
180 friend. 1 fucking 80.
Puce high-end hominid stead
  07/12/18
havent you been a millionaire since like 1988
Jade zippy theatre
  07/12/18
2016 tho
odious corn cake abode
  07/12/18
prole
Jade zippy theatre
  07/12/18
Congrats! Link to the statute?
wonderful pink electric furnace background story
  07/12/18
Lol
chartreuse abnormal ladyboy sound barrier
  07/12/18
...
Low-t gas station filthpig
  12/18/18
...
Translucent temple water buffalo
  12/18/18
180^180
Marvelous filthy brethren cumskin
  07/13/18
and yet your wife still fucks and sucks indigent criminals.
autistic curious field
  12/18/18


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Date: July 12th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: odious corn cake abode

Filed in January.

LJL when they said epah will never maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413275)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: chocolate talking pit

any guides for filing CA class actions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413282)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: odious corn cake abode

Never done a state court one

Edit: forgot one actually. We lost class cert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413298)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: Twinkling degenerate immigrant

fuck yea man. good times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413279)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: chocolate talking pit

what kind of case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413284)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: odious corn cake abode

Antitrust. Single plaintiff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413294)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:03 PM
Author: chocolate talking pit

how do you find these cases? howd you get to 900k in fees?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413365)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: odious corn cake abode

Have a network of clients who continually get raped by monopolists. A “harem,” if you will.

This was contingency plus 300 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413491)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: pontificating avocado resort goyim

congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413525)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 3:52 PM
Author: house-broken slate dysfunction circlehead

hell yes my bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413289)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 3:52 PM
Author: insanely creepy prole property

Let it do what it do

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413290)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: Translucent temple water buffalo

fma. is this the same statute you first noticed when u were in biglaw? They haven't closed whatever loophole you found?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413520)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: odious corn cake abode

Yep. And no, we fly under the radar by filing dummy complaints then settling. Obv the defendants don’t want to publicize these either. I think this will last forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413564)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: mind-boggling canary space

wtf? more details plz (w/o outing your cash cow)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413600)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: odious corn cake abode

1. Show them the draft FAC.

2. Tell them, “it’s best for both of us to avoid copycat cases.”

3. “So we should engage in some informal discovery to see what happened.”

4. Suggest mediation ==> sign settlement.

We may have fucked up by going back to the well against one D, with a group of four new Ps. But the evidence is so tight we couldn’t resist. They might fight and blow this thing up idk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413630)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: Translucent temple water buffalo

damn that's even more clever than I thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413640)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:38 PM
Author: mind-boggling canary space

in what sense is it a loophole? is there a possibility that a judge might not agree with your interpretation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413644)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: odious corn cake abode

A trial judge would be constrained by precedent. But if this asswipe SCOTUS gets ahold of it, they would rule that GC has a constitutional right to do whatever it wants to small businesses, because the Founders intended for corporations to fuck over mom & pop.

Watch: if Rach keeps this shitbort running for 10 years, I’ll out myself in SCOTUS arguments.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36414880)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: lilac private investor nowag

Youre a faggot, but I respect you fucking GC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416408)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: Low-t gas station filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#37427463)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:47 PM
Author: Spruce church

wait, you literally have ONE|WEIRD|TRICK?

edit: i literally couldn't read one poast below.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416701)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: Translucent temple water buffalo

truly in awe that you have one-weird-tricked your way into million$. an inspiration to us all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413601)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: odious corn cake abode

Tbcf, it was a partner at my firm who suggested the cause of action. But we developed it and found the clients.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413641)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:38 PM
Author: Translucent temple water buffalo

does he know you are raking in million$ in your pajama pants while he bills away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413653)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: odious corn cake abode

“Zher” actually. Became an AUSA, and I always text her and lol about each settlement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36414863)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: Stirring theater stage

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416472)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Clear thriller sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416443)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: Coiffed lodge keepsake machete

Get money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413541)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: startling scarlet knife

nice, maybe now you can marry a crack whore who sucks thug dicks for rocks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413542)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: aphrodisiac cuck new version

that should pay your rent in the Castro for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413551)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: odious corn cake abode

Castro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413567)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: aphrodisiac cuck new version

or Haight-Ashbury or whatever faggy SF neighborhood you live in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413573)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: odious corn cake abode

The Marin County part actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413594)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: flushed kitty idea he suggested

How much second wife does that buy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36414867)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: odious corn cake abode

I’ll probably drop $2k on SA for 4-5 20 yo WOCs. Then buy the queen a $10k bag. No problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36414894)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: flushed kitty idea he suggested

the fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36414916)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: odious corn cake abode

? $10k seems like a lot for a Fendi, but not for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416357)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: Sadistic school wrinkle

oddly wmtp-esque

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416364)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 10:58 PM
Author: Clear thriller sex offender

wish i never clicked this thread because im starting to like you now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416461)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: costumed stimulating national stock car

Aren't most of the WOC on SA around here pros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416554)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:48 PM
Author: Spruce church

how big of a bag of china white does $10k get you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416706)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:03 AM
Author: Hideous bawdyhouse headpube

How much will you be paying your bull to fuck your crackhead wife, cucky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36417896)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: Puce high-end hominid stead

180 friend. 1 fucking 80.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36414878)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: Jade zippy theatre

havent you been a millionaire since like 1988

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416363)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: odious corn cake abode

2016 tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416466)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: Jade zippy theatre

prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416491)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:47 PM
Author: wonderful pink electric furnace background story

Congrats!

Link to the statute?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416702)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: chartreuse abnormal ladyboy sound barrier

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416717)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Low-t gas station filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#37427468)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: Translucent temple water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#37427456)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:48 AM
Author: Marvelous filthy brethren cumskin

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36418194)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: autistic curious field

and yet your wife still fucks and sucks indigent criminals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#37427470)