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RATE this condo in MFH for only $349,000

Twist: Coop fee is $931 per month. Twist 2: every time you ...
Martin Prince
  07/12/18
dat ceiling fixture tho....
timthomas
  07/12/18
talk me out of putting in an offer
71 y/o man commuting to wagecuck
  07/12/18
If you are considering it, you are cost-sensitive and not a ...
timthomas
  07/12/18
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.,.,,.;;...;;.;;;.;.;.....;.;;;;.....;
  07/15/18
Why the fuck would you want this. Shitty apt that you're lo...
ESL TM..,..;;.
  07/12/18
CR. That's what makes this absurd. This place would actually...
Martin Prince
  07/12/18
Tcr
ESL TM..,..;;.
  07/12/18
Maintenance is a bit high for a studio but itís discounted f...
.,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:;:,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.
  07/12/18
"but itís discounted for that in the offering price&quo...
ESL TM..,..;;.
  07/13/18
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Taylor Swift was not a hobby she was a lifestyle
  07/15/18
Just do open concept bathroom to feel more spacious
Lodestar
  07/12/18
*shits in your toaster which is also your bedside alarm cloc...
Martin Prince
  07/12/18
ljl
Lodestar
  07/12/18
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cannon
  07/13/18
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Taylor Swift was not a hobby she was a lifestyle
  07/15/18
just rip out the bathroom and use pissjugs exclusively. you...
.,,,.,.,,...,.,:,:,,...,::,...,:,....:..,:.::,.
  07/13/18
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Lodestar
  07/16/18
What did that unit used to be, a master bedroom? The kitc...
~~(>' ' )>
  07/12/18
"Sorry, no pied a terres." Explain for non nycmo
hours-hungry BILLPIG
  07/12/18
You can't live somewhere else and just use this as your NYC ...
ESL TM..,..;;.
  07/12/18
My q is why would the seller give a fuck and how would they ...
hours-hungry BILLPIG
  07/12/18
Philosophically, the seller doesn't care at all. However, r...
ESL TM..,..;;.
  07/12/18
Ljl at coopcucks. "Yeah I'm totally gonna live there f...
hours-hungry BILLPIG
  07/12/18
Sure, and people BS like this all the time. However, the se...
ESL TM..,..;;.
  07/12/18
See above. They only care at the time you buy. No teeth to t...
.,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:;:,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.
  07/12/18
ďAnd over here we have the . . . .Ē he lisped in his best Ry...
MisterPartner
  07/12/18
how the FUCK has nobody posted a comparably priced mansion i...
...,..
  07/12/18
https://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/New-Rochelle-NY/211791...
.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.
  07/13/18
I've always wondered why those towns just north of NYC are s...
...,..
  07/15/18
because taking a bus/train sucks ass, is unreliable like the...
.,.,,.;;...;;.;;;.;.;.....;.;;;;.....;
  07/15/18
Not a mansion, but a nice family home for the same price. It...
Martin Prince
  07/13/18
Oh cool, a shitty McMansion in the middle of nowhere.
ESL TM..,..;;.
  07/13/18
2500 ft isn't a mcmansion and nashville is way the fuck nice...
.,,,.,.,,...,.,:,:,,...,::,...,:,....:..,:.::,.
  07/13/18
It is built the same as a McMansion, just smaller. And agre...
ESL TM..,..;;.
  07/13/18
Even if that were true, that place is 40 mins from Nashville...
.,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:,::,.
  07/13/18
about the size of my current place
Wilbur Mercer, the supreme gentleman
  07/13/18
i used to live in a similarly sized apartment in the east vi...
dha tux
  07/13/18
Did you ever even bother cooking? Or did you only eat at res...
Martin Prince
  07/15/18
Where is the shower??
;.,.;...;;.,.,.;;.,.,.,..;;..,......,.,..;;;;;...,
  07/13/18
this is a coop not a condo
..,.....,,,,,...,,,,.....,,.,.,,,,.,.,.,,,.,
  07/13/18
strange that there aren't any bathroom photos
dha tux
  07/13/18
i was thinking the same thing, i would love to see the 2 foo...
Tarana Burke's huge-ass nose
  07/13/18
My one year old's bedroom is larger than the entire condo.
calishitlawguru
  07/13/18
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.,.,,.;;...;;.;;;.;.;.....;.;;;;.....;
  07/15/18
"prewar". As a selling point. holy shit.
mutated mutandis
  07/13/18
You must not be a NYC person. It is a major selling point b...
ESL TM..,..;;.
  07/13/18
renovated prewars are OK prewars that have not been renov...
.,.,,.;;...;;.;;;.;.;.....;.;;;;.....;
  07/15/18
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Taylor Swift was not a hobby she was a lifestyle
  07/15/18
I don't disagree. Don't forget though, some people like eve...
ESL TM..,..;;.
  07/17/18
Not only will it sell, it will go over ask.
Jew: Upset
  07/13/18
my living room is bigger than this place and i live in NYC.....
.,.,,.;;...;;.;;;.;.;.....;.;;;;.....;
  07/15/18
Is there just a sink and shower w a big drain in the floor? ...
Get Thee To The Rapery
  07/15/18
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Taylor Swift was not a hobby she was a lifestyle
  07/15/18
i just down understand listings like this. 1800/mo mortgage ...
abcxyzabc
  07/15/18
yup friend bought a MFH studio, barely breaking even (may...
.,.,,.;;...;;.;;;.;.;.....;.;;;;.....;
  07/15/18
Also, fees could be $1500 in 5 years and then what?
ESL TM..,..;;.
  07/17/18
Lmao, nyc is hell
empathy incarnate
  07/17/18
NYC is fine as long as you fall into one of the groups that ...
ESL TM..,..;;.
  07/17/18


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Date: July 12th, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: Martin Prince (a space law scholar's scholar)

Twist: Coop fee is $931 per month.

Twist 2: every time you cook you risk your bed catching on fire.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/317-E-18th-St-APT-6B-New-York-NY-10003/84074761_zpid/?fullpage=true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36415005)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: timthomas

dat ceiling fixture tho....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36415329)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: 71 y/o man commuting to wagecuck

talk me out of putting in an offer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36415346)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 10:54 PM
Author: timthomas

If you are considering it, you are cost-sensitive and not a trust-fund person. As such, you should not live in NYC. NYC is a fine place to visit. You're better off moving to another city, learning to code, getting a $100K job with geographical flexibility, and getting whatever you like from NYC by visiting friends for extended periods of time.

And NYC has jumped the shark anyways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36416429)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 11:20 PM
Author: .,.,,.;;...;;.;;;.;.;.....;.;;;;.....;




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36434105)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.

Why the fuck would you want this. Shitty apt that you're locked into. The HOA is much of the way towards renting something similar and can increase at any time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36416462)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:04 PM
Author: Martin Prince (a space law scholar's scholar)

CR. That's what makes this absurd. This place would actually be suitable as a pied-a-terre if you wanted a weekend/vacation place in the city if the fee was like $400/month. It would be like a hotel room that you had access to any time and could leave your stuff at.

Instead, at $930 per month (plus the fact that the listing says no pied-a-terres) you might as well just rent a nicer studio or a bedroom in some condo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36416495)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:07 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.

Tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36416509)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:38 PM
Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:;:,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.


Maintenance is a bit high for a studio but itís discounted for that in the offering price.

The no pied a terre rule only applies at purchase. Once you are approved there really isnít shit they can do. Or will care to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36416665)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.

"but itís discounted for that in the offering price"

It is absolutely tiny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36417767)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 11:40 PM
Author: Taylor Swift was not a hobby she was a lifestyle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36434244)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Lodestar

Just do open concept bathroom to feel more spacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36415345)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: Martin Prince (a space law scholar's scholar)

*shits in your toaster which is also your bedside alarm clock*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36415444)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:09 PM
Author: Lodestar

ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36416517)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: cannon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36418341)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 11:40 PM
Author: Taylor Swift was not a hobby she was a lifestyle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36434248)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: .,,,.,.,,...,.,:,:,,...,::,...,:,....:..,:.::,.


just rip out the bathroom and use pissjugs exclusively. you can shit at the starbucks, which i'm sure is nearby, and lol at ever showering if you live in a place like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36417789)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 10:13 PM
Author: Lodestar



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36441249)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 10:58 PM
Author: ~~(>' ' )>

What did that unit used to be, a master bedroom?

The kitchen is an old closet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36416455)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: hours-hungry BILLPIG

"Sorry, no pied a terres."

Explain for non nycmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36416501)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:08 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.

You can't live somewhere else and just use this as your NYC pad. That's basically the only use for it, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36416514)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:18 PM
Author: hours-hungry BILLPIG

My q is why would the seller give a fuck and how would they stop you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36416557)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:30 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.

Philosophically, the seller doesn't care at all. However, remember that condos/coops aren't like buying a house. You have to get approved to buy a place and the board won't approve someone who won't be living there full time. So sellers don't accept offers from people that won't be approved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36416624)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:35 PM
Author: hours-hungry BILLPIG

Ljl at coopcucks.

"Yeah I'm totally gonna live there full-time."

*shows up whenever the fuck I want*

"Oh sorry I've been traveling a lot"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36416655)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:44 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.

Sure, and people BS like this all the time. However, the seller probably figures that if you can't fool them then you can't fool the board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36416685)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:41 PM
Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:;:,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.


See above. They only care at the time you buy. No teeth to this if you can convince the board youíre going to live there. But might get dinged if you tell them you live in Westchester and have 4 kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36416674)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:15 PM
Author: MisterPartner

ďAnd over here we have the . . . .Ē he lisped in his best Ryan/Fredrik voice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36416543)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:20 PM
Author: ...,..

how the FUCK has nobody posted a comparably priced mansion in Texas yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36416570)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 12:11 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,. (Poster formerly known as MND)

https://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/New-Rochelle-NY/2117910031_zpid/26114_rid/2-_beds/globalrelevanceex_sort/40.92757,-73.769138,40.909637,-73.799651_rect/14_zm/

40m to grand central, no city tax

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36416777)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 11:20 PM
Author: ...,..

I've always wondered why those towns just north of NYC are so damn cheap and haven't been gentrified.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36434103)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 11:25 PM
Author: .,.,,.;;...;;.;;;.;.;.....;.;;;;.....;


because taking a bus/train sucks ass, is unreliable like the subway is now, and will probably take 2 hours one way to get to work

the commute is probably 3 to 4 hours a day for some shitty office job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36434125)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Martin Prince (a space law scholar's scholar)

Not a mansion, but a nice family home for the same price. It's about 40 minutes from Nashville. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/303-Zoe-Ct-Murfreesboro-TN-37129/67694804_zpid/?fullpage=true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36417697)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.

Oh cool, a shitty McMansion in the middle of nowhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36417770)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: .,,,.,.,,...,.,:,:,,...,::,...,:,....:..,:.::,.


2500 ft isn't a mcmansion and nashville is way the fuck nicer than new jersey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36417777)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.

It is built the same as a McMansion, just smaller. And agree to disagree on the last point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36417809)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:,::,.


Even if that were true, that place is 40 mins from Nashville.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36417917)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 12:34 AM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, the supreme gentleman (Short Pride World Wide)

about the size of my current place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36416819)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:45 AM
Author: dha tux ( )

i used to live in a similarly sized apartment in the east village.

cost me 1500-1700 though. those fees are insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36417832)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 4:52 PM
Author: Martin Prince (a space law scholar's scholar)

Did you ever even bother cooking? Or did you only eat at restaurants/bring food in? Something about cooking 3 feet away from my bed would be gross.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36431848)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: ;.,.;...;;.,.,.;;.,.,.,..;;..,......,.,..;;;;;...,


Where is the shower??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36417865)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: ..,.....,,,,,...,,,,.....,,.,.,,,,.,.,.,,,.,


this is a coop

not a condo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36417879)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: dha tux ( )

strange that there aren't any bathroom photos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36417905)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Tarana Burke's huge-ass nose

i was thinking the same thing, i would love to see the 2 foot 8 inch wide bathroom

pretty sure bathrooms on most rv's are bigger than that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36417925)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:49 AM
Author: calishitlawguru

My one year old's bedroom is larger than the entire condo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36418198)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 11:21 PM
Author: .,.,,.;;...;;.;;;.;.;.....;.;;;;.....;




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36434108)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: mutated mutandis

"prewar". As a selling point. holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36418462)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.

You must not be a NYC person. It is a major selling point because the soundproofing/construction is significantly better. Ask yourself how well you want to hear Mandy and I bicker about nonsense, our dog barking, my Russian music, etc. If the answer is "Gee Fish, that sounds awful" then you generally want a pre-war building.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36418759)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 11:31 PM
Author: .,.,,.;;...;;.;;;.;.;.....;.;;;;.....;


renovated prewars are OK

prewars that have not been renovated are TTT with tiny little rooms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36434158)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 11:41 PM
Author: Taylor Swift was not a hobby she was a lifestyle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36434250)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.

I don't disagree. Don't forget though, some people like even those because they're trying to stuff too many people in too small of a space.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36444259)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:27 AM
Author: Jew: Upset

Not only will it sell, it will go over ask.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36418484)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 11:22 PM
Author: .,.,,.;;...;;.;;;.;.;.....;.;;;;.....;


my living room is bigger than this place and i live in NYC...just LOL @ the moron who buys is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36434112)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 11:35 PM
Author: Get Thee To The Rapery

Is there just a sink and shower w a big drain in the floor? Thereís no toilet...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36434196)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 11:42 PM
Author: Taylor Swift was not a hobby she was a lifestyle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36434262)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 11:39 PM
Author: abcxyzabc

i just down understand listings like this. 1800/mo mortgage (optimistic) + 900 in fees. you can rent a similar apt in the area for 2k/mo. even if you buy this place to live there, nobody wants to live in a place like that for more than a few years and any gains you make on the investment will be minimal when you sell it after 5 years, taking into account closing costs and broker fees, etc. even if it appreciates 50k, which would be optimistic, you will have paid that in maintenance fees. plus you lose all the flexibility of being able to live wherever you want in the city (or anywhere else) at any time.

and as an investment property, its not much better. 700/mo in returns is 2.4% a year, and that assumes you rent out at 100% (not going to happen) and that you dont have rent issues with the tenants (more likely with these shit studios).

i just dont get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36434234)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 11:42 PM
Author: .,.,,.;;...;;.;;;.;.;.....;.;;;;.....;


yup

friend bought a MFH studio, barely breaking even (maybe made 20K profit) after holding for a few years, after accounting for HOA fees

also studios don't appreciate much and you prob won't even be able to rent it out for your mortgage + HOA fees....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36434261)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.

Also, fees could be $1500 in 5 years and then what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36443692)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: empathy incarnate (Pederastrian)

Lmao, nyc is hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36443715)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.

NYC is fine as long as you fall into one of the groups that it is geared towards (fresh out of school and renting, super rich and have a second home elsewhere, etc.). This apt is just silly because it isn't really geared towards any of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36444264)