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RATE this condo in MFH for only $349,000

Twist: Coop fee is $931 per month. Twist 2: every time you ...
bespoke nudist lay goyim
  07/12/18
dat ceiling fixture tho....
zippy apoplectic liquid oxygen cruise ship
  07/12/18
talk me out of putting in an offer
Vigorous Mildly Autistic Coffee Pot Laser Beams
  07/12/18
If you are considering it, you are cost-sensitive and not a ...
zippy apoplectic liquid oxygen cruise ship
  07/12/18
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Copper Anal Degenerate Antidepressant Drug
  07/15/18
Why the fuck would you want this. Shitty apt that you're lo...
irate dopamine property
  07/12/18
CR. That's what makes this absurd. This place would actually...
bespoke nudist lay goyim
  07/12/18
Tcr
irate dopamine property
  07/12/18
Maintenance is a bit high for a studio but it’s discounted f...
hairless senate
  07/12/18
"but it’s discounted for that in the offering price&quo...
irate dopamine property
  07/13/18
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Pearl business firm
  07/15/18
Just do open concept bathroom to feel more spacious
Bearded ruby trust fund parlor
  07/12/18
*shits in your toaster which is also your bedside alarm cloc...
bespoke nudist lay goyim
  07/12/18
ljl
Bearded ruby trust fund parlor
  07/12/18
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khaki appetizing idiot new version
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Pearl business firm
  07/15/18
just rip out the bathroom and use pissjugs exclusively. you...
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  07/13/18
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Bearded ruby trust fund parlor
  07/16/18
What did that unit used to be, a master bedroom? The kitc...
aphrodisiac abode
  07/12/18
"Sorry, no pied a terres." Explain for non nycmo
provocative bat shit crazy kitchen
  07/12/18
You can't live somewhere else and just use this as your NYC ...
irate dopamine property
  07/12/18
My q is why would the seller give a fuck and how would they ...
provocative bat shit crazy kitchen
  07/12/18
Philosophically, the seller doesn't care at all. However, r...
irate dopamine property
  07/12/18
Ljl at coopcucks. "Yeah I'm totally gonna live there f...
provocative bat shit crazy kitchen
  07/12/18
Sure, and people BS like this all the time. However, the se...
irate dopamine property
  07/12/18
See above. They only care at the time you buy. No teeth to t...
hairless senate
  07/12/18
“And over here we have the . . . .” he lisped in his best Ry...
concupiscible tan school
  07/12/18
how the FUCK has nobody posted a comparably priced mansion i...
comical striped hyena
  07/12/18
https://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/New-Rochelle-NY/211791...
Zombie-like juggernaut
  07/13/18
I've always wondered why those towns just north of NYC are s...
comical striped hyena
  07/15/18
because taking a bus/train sucks ass, is unreliable like the...
Copper Anal Degenerate Antidepressant Drug
  07/15/18
Not a mansion, but a nice family home for the same price. It...
bespoke nudist lay goyim
  07/13/18
Oh cool, a shitty McMansion in the middle of nowhere.
irate dopamine property
  07/13/18
2500 ft isn't a mcmansion and nashville is way the fuck nice...
Pungent center mad cow disease
  07/13/18
It is built the same as a McMansion, just smaller. And agre...
irate dopamine property
  07/13/18
Even if that were true, that place is 40 mins from Nashville...
painfully honest jew
  07/13/18
about the size of my current place
drunken bateful coldplay fan
  07/13/18
i used to live in a similarly sized apartment in the east vi...
internet-worthy mentally impaired headpube dog poop
  07/13/18
Did you ever even bother cooking? Or did you only eat at res...
bespoke nudist lay goyim
  07/15/18
Where is the shower??
Big-titted wrinkle theater stage
  07/13/18
this is a coop not a condo
racy offensive toaster hall
  07/13/18
strange that there aren't any bathroom photos
internet-worthy mentally impaired headpube dog poop
  07/13/18
i was thinking the same thing, i would love to see the 2 foo...
Embarrassed To The Bone Ceo
  07/13/18
My one year old's bedroom is larger than the entire condo.
razzle native rigor
  07/13/18
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Copper Anal Degenerate Antidepressant Drug
  07/15/18
"prewar". As a selling point. holy shit.
curious transparent elastic band
  07/13/18
You must not be a NYC person. It is a major selling point b...
irate dopamine property
  07/13/18
renovated prewars are OK prewars that have not been renov...
Copper Anal Degenerate Antidepressant Drug
  07/15/18
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Pearl business firm
  07/15/18
I don't disagree. Don't forget though, some people like eve...
irate dopamine property
  07/17/18
Not only will it sell, it will go over ask.
Charismatic magenta halford
  07/13/18
my living room is bigger than this place and i live in NYC.....
Copper Anal Degenerate Antidepressant Drug
  07/15/18
Is there just a sink and shower w a big drain in the floor? ...
saffron razzmatazz forum
  07/15/18
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Pearl business firm
  07/15/18
i just down understand listings like this. 1800/mo mortgage ...
Slimy well-lubricated stage legal warrant
  07/15/18
yup friend bought a MFH studio, barely breaking even (may...
Copper Anal Degenerate Antidepressant Drug
  07/15/18
Also, fees could be $1500 in 5 years and then what?
irate dopamine property
  07/17/18
Lmao, nyc is hell
Tripping Nibblets
  07/17/18
NYC is fine as long as you fall into one of the groups that ...
irate dopamine property
  07/17/18


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Date: July 12th, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: bespoke nudist lay goyim

Twist: Coop fee is $931 per month.

Twist 2: every time you cook you risk your bed catching on fire.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/317-E-18th-St-APT-6B-New-York-NY-10003/84074761_zpid/?fullpage=true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36415005)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: zippy apoplectic liquid oxygen cruise ship

dat ceiling fixture tho....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36415329)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Vigorous Mildly Autistic Coffee Pot Laser Beams

talk me out of putting in an offer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36415346)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 10:54 PM
Author: zippy apoplectic liquid oxygen cruise ship

If you are considering it, you are cost-sensitive and not a trust-fund person. As such, you should not live in NYC. NYC is a fine place to visit. You're better off moving to another city, learning to code, getting a $100K job with geographical flexibility, and getting whatever you like from NYC by visiting friends for extended periods of time.

And NYC has jumped the shark anyways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36416429)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 11:20 PM
Author: Copper Anal Degenerate Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36434105)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: irate dopamine property

Why the fuck would you want this. Shitty apt that you're locked into. The HOA is much of the way towards renting something similar and can increase at any time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36416462)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:04 PM
Author: bespoke nudist lay goyim

CR. That's what makes this absurd. This place would actually be suitable as a pied-a-terre if you wanted a weekend/vacation place in the city if the fee was like $400/month. It would be like a hotel room that you had access to any time and could leave your stuff at.

Instead, at $930 per month (plus the fact that the listing says no pied-a-terres) you might as well just rent a nicer studio or a bedroom in some condo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36416495)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:07 PM
Author: irate dopamine property

Tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36416509)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:38 PM
Author: hairless senate

Maintenance is a bit high for a studio but it’s discounted for that in the offering price.

The no pied a terre rule only applies at purchase. Once you are approved there really isn’t shit they can do. Or will care to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36416665)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: irate dopamine property

"but it’s discounted for that in the offering price"

It is absolutely tiny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36417767)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 11:40 PM
Author: Pearl business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36434244)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Bearded ruby trust fund parlor

Just do open concept bathroom to feel more spacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36415345)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: bespoke nudist lay goyim

*shits in your toaster which is also your bedside alarm clock*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36415444)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:09 PM
Author: Bearded ruby trust fund parlor

ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36416517)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: khaki appetizing idiot new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36418341)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 11:40 PM
Author: Pearl business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36434248)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: Pungent center mad cow disease

just rip out the bathroom and use pissjugs exclusively. you can shit at the starbucks, which i'm sure is nearby, and lol at ever showering if you live in a place like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36417789)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 10:13 PM
Author: Bearded ruby trust fund parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36441249)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 10:58 PM
Author: aphrodisiac abode

What did that unit used to be, a master bedroom?

The kitchen is an old closet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36416455)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: provocative bat shit crazy kitchen

"Sorry, no pied a terres."

Explain for non nycmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36416501)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:08 PM
Author: irate dopamine property

You can't live somewhere else and just use this as your NYC pad. That's basically the only use for it, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36416514)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:18 PM
Author: provocative bat shit crazy kitchen

My q is why would the seller give a fuck and how would they stop you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36416557)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:30 PM
Author: irate dopamine property

Philosophically, the seller doesn't care at all. However, remember that condos/coops aren't like buying a house. You have to get approved to buy a place and the board won't approve someone who won't be living there full time. So sellers don't accept offers from people that won't be approved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36416624)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:35 PM
Author: provocative bat shit crazy kitchen

Ljl at coopcucks.

"Yeah I'm totally gonna live there full-time."

*shows up whenever the fuck I want*

"Oh sorry I've been traveling a lot"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36416655)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:44 PM
Author: irate dopamine property

Sure, and people BS like this all the time. However, the seller probably figures that if you can't fool them then you can't fool the board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36416685)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:41 PM
Author: hairless senate

See above. They only care at the time you buy. No teeth to this if you can convince the board you’re going to live there. But might get dinged if you tell them you live in Westchester and have 4 kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36416674)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:15 PM
Author: concupiscible tan school

“And over here we have the . . . .” he lisped in his best Ryan/Fredrik voice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36416543)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:20 PM
Author: comical striped hyena

how the FUCK has nobody posted a comparably priced mansion in Texas yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36416570)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 12:11 AM
Author: Zombie-like juggernaut

https://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/New-Rochelle-NY/2117910031_zpid/26114_rid/2-_beds/globalrelevanceex_sort/40.92757,-73.769138,40.909637,-73.799651_rect/14_zm/

40m to grand central, no city tax

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36416777)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 11:20 PM
Author: comical striped hyena

I've always wondered why those towns just north of NYC are so damn cheap and haven't been gentrified.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36434103)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 11:25 PM
Author: Copper Anal Degenerate Antidepressant Drug

because taking a bus/train sucks ass, is unreliable like the subway is now, and will probably take 2 hours one way to get to work

the commute is probably 3 to 4 hours a day for some shitty office job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36434125)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: bespoke nudist lay goyim

Not a mansion, but a nice family home for the same price. It's about 40 minutes from Nashville. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/303-Zoe-Ct-Murfreesboro-TN-37129/67694804_zpid/?fullpage=true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36417697)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: irate dopamine property

Oh cool, a shitty McMansion in the middle of nowhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36417770)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: Pungent center mad cow disease

2500 ft isn't a mcmansion and nashville is way the fuck nicer than new jersey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36417777)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: irate dopamine property

It is built the same as a McMansion, just smaller. And agree to disagree on the last point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36417809)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: painfully honest jew

Even if that were true, that place is 40 mins from Nashville.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36417917)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 12:34 AM
Author: drunken bateful coldplay fan

about the size of my current place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36416819)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:45 AM
Author: internet-worthy mentally impaired headpube dog poop

i used to live in a similarly sized apartment in the east village.

cost me 1500-1700 though. those fees are insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36417832)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 4:52 PM
Author: bespoke nudist lay goyim

Did you ever even bother cooking? Or did you only eat at restaurants/bring food in? Something about cooking 3 feet away from my bed would be gross.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36431848)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: Big-titted wrinkle theater stage

Where is the shower??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36417865)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: racy offensive toaster hall

this is a coop

not a condo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36417879)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: internet-worthy mentally impaired headpube dog poop

strange that there aren't any bathroom photos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36417905)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Ceo

i was thinking the same thing, i would love to see the 2 foot 8 inch wide bathroom

pretty sure bathrooms on most rv's are bigger than that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36417925)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:49 AM
Author: razzle native rigor

My one year old's bedroom is larger than the entire condo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36418198)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 11:21 PM
Author: Copper Anal Degenerate Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36434108)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: curious transparent elastic band

"prewar". As a selling point. holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36418462)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: irate dopamine property

You must not be a NYC person. It is a major selling point because the soundproofing/construction is significantly better. Ask yourself how well you want to hear Mandy and I bicker about nonsense, our dog barking, my Russian music, etc. If the answer is "Gee Fish, that sounds awful" then you generally want a pre-war building.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36418759)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 11:31 PM
Author: Copper Anal Degenerate Antidepressant Drug

renovated prewars are OK

prewars that have not been renovated are TTT with tiny little rooms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36434158)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 11:41 PM
Author: Pearl business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36434250)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: irate dopamine property

I don't disagree. Don't forget though, some people like even those because they're trying to stuff too many people in too small of a space.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36444259)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:27 AM
Author: Charismatic magenta halford

Not only will it sell, it will go over ask.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36418484)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 11:22 PM
Author: Copper Anal Degenerate Antidepressant Drug

my living room is bigger than this place and i live in NYC...just LOL @ the moron who buys is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36434112)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 11:35 PM
Author: saffron razzmatazz forum

Is there just a sink and shower w a big drain in the floor? There’s no toilet...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36434196)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 11:42 PM
Author: Pearl business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36434262)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 11:39 PM
Author: Slimy well-lubricated stage legal warrant

i just down understand listings like this. 1800/mo mortgage (optimistic) + 900 in fees. you can rent a similar apt in the area for 2k/mo. even if you buy this place to live there, nobody wants to live in a place like that for more than a few years and any gains you make on the investment will be minimal when you sell it after 5 years, taking into account closing costs and broker fees, etc. even if it appreciates 50k, which would be optimistic, you will have paid that in maintenance fees. plus you lose all the flexibility of being able to live wherever you want in the city (or anywhere else) at any time.

and as an investment property, its not much better. 700/mo in returns is 2.4% a year, and that assumes you rent out at 100% (not going to happen) and that you dont have rent issues with the tenants (more likely with these shit studios).

i just dont get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36434234)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 11:42 PM
Author: Copper Anal Degenerate Antidepressant Drug

yup

friend bought a MFH studio, barely breaking even (maybe made 20K profit) after holding for a few years, after accounting for HOA fees

also studios don't appreciate much and you prob won't even be able to rent it out for your mortgage + HOA fees....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36434261)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: irate dopamine property

Also, fees could be $1500 in 5 years and then what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36443692)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Tripping Nibblets

Lmao, nyc is hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36443715)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: irate dopamine property

NYC is fine as long as you fall into one of the groups that it is geared towards (fresh out of school and renting, super rich and have a second home elsewhere, etc.). This apt is just silly because it isn't really geared towards any of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024386&forum_id=2#36444264)