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5 year old without concept of death's finality writes his own obituary

http://www.hamiltonsfuneralhome.com/services/services_detail...
Crystalline fiercely-loyal idea he suggested
  07/13/18
they should have beat the idea of death's finality into him
mildly autistic glassy institution
  07/14/18
Garrett Michael Matthias AKA “The Great Garrett Underpants”...
Crystalline fiercely-loyal idea he suggested
  07/13/18
i'm crying here.
dead wonderful mad cow disease
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Glittery Area Old Irish Cottage
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Mustard rehab stock car
  07/13/18
just when I thought 'maybe god is real', this.
abnormal multi-billionaire
  07/15/18
god is real ... that's why he put such a 180 kid on earth in...
Maniacal hairraiser property tank
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Dull Internal Respiration
  07/13/18
JFC, why would you post this? This is unbelievably sad.
Glittery Area Old Irish Cottage
  07/13/18
i need the joel osteen take on this
Crystalline fiercely-loyal idea he suggested
  07/13/18
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Crystalline fiercely-loyal idea he suggested
  07/13/18
Joel Osteen says there is no God and it’s all just a big gri...
slimy yapping locus
  07/13/18
kid's family didn't pray hard enough
vivacious rose factory reset button point
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Crystalline fiercely-loyal idea he suggested
  07/14/18
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Crystalline fiercely-loyal idea he suggested
  07/13/18
perspective i guess. we do worry about a lot of bullshit.
dead wonderful mad cow disease
  07/13/18
True, I guess the two hours I spent bashing Chinese with a M...
Glittery Area Old Irish Cottage
  07/13/18
brutal. i look forward to hanging out with my dotter all th...
dead wonderful mad cow disease
  07/13/18
Good idea
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dotter came home sniffly from school. she's being going to ...
dead wonderful mad cow disease
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"Stinky Uncle Andy" Sounds Trumpian
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Kid woulda made a great man. Bigly. RIP little guy.
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Crystalline fiercely-loyal idea he suggested
  07/14/18
180 kid
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a just god would have taken a poaster, not this kid
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Hard to argue with this
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hasn't more than one poaster died
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  07/13/18
only the good die young
abnormal multi-billionaire
  07/15/18
Me, please.
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implanted device to deliver chemotherapy, likely in his ches...
Crystalline fiercely-loyal idea he suggested
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Chemo med implant.
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Reminder: Cancer cure was discovered long ago, but the cance...
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www.nutritionfacts.org/chemo
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the reason i don't buy this is that there's no way one of th...
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scientists playing hackey-sack with cancer cure before break...
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  07/14/18
just assumed it was something the docs told him when hooking...
Dull Internal Respiration
  07/13/18
ok, was hoping it wasnt a euphemism for his butt or somethin...
High-end white abode
  07/13/18
I wont lie my mind went there too, dont think they would hav...
Dull Internal Respiration
  07/13/18
Wow not much cancer in your families huh? Was there a bit a...
slimy yapping locus
  07/13/18
they put a port in so they dont destroy your veins every tim...
abnormal multi-billionaire
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https://www.mskcc.org/cancer-care/patient-education/your-imp...
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Just a permanent tube that runs into your chest so they can ...
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If you get a port, can you inject heroin and other things in...
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Wait, Freddy Krueger is his grandfather?
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man this is sad
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he, his sister, and his cousins had rlly prole names
Brindle Persian Wagecucks
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"When I die: I am going to be a gorilla and throw poo a...
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this reeks of parental attention-whoring
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  07/13/18
you reek of ducksauce and virginity
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Maniacal hairraiser property tank
  07/15/18
Nah man they're just honoring their little dudes wishes in a...
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Lol back off the misanthropy. These are people from shitsvil...
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xo's emo naivete is endearing
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  07/14/18
"A private burial of Garrett’s ashes will be held at a ...
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the ashes into tree thing is advertised on FB for me
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JFC if you dont tear up a little at hearing one of a 5 year ...
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Or if you’ve been around cancer long enough, you have no tea...
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:(
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Super sad, but it’s okay to quietly mourn too.....
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bateful pearl really tough guy university
  07/14/18
God does not exist and the universe is indifferent to our ex...
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How the fuck would you know?
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http://www.hamiltonsfuneralhome.com/services/services_detail...
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I want to believe in heaven so badly for this boy. Can not f...
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Hard to imagine anyone just being “gone”
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My reaction as well
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*you die 2 years later ripped apart by a gorilla*
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supple fear-inspiring location
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AND LENA DUNHAM LIVES ON!
Aquamarine set half-breed
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I don't know about other poasters with kids, but I can't han...
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You just have no concept of what the parents go through befo...
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for real, reading one of these things makes me super paranoi...
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Absurd screed
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  07/13/18
happy friday! https://imgur.com/a/oU0ymfZ
Crystalline fiercely-loyal idea he suggested
  07/13/18
The fuck man?
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  07/13/18
jfc that macabre
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RIP, little dude. It sounds like you made the most of it wit...
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Crystalline fiercely-loyal idea he suggested
  07/13/18
Sad stuff. Absolutely gut wrenching for his parents. Just ...
Irradiated Bronze Orchestra Pit Cumskin
  07/13/18
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Brindle Persian Wagecucks
  07/13/18
I've discussed it on the board in the past. I had bone canc...
Irradiated Bronze Orchestra Pit Cumskin
  07/13/18
the cancer is gone? survival of the fittest bro.
honey-headed prole toilet seat
  07/13/18
Yes. Replaced by a certain chill cancer of the mind. (xo)
Irradiated Bronze Orchestra Pit Cumskin
  07/13/18
soul cancer.
honey-headed prole toilet seat
  07/13/18
that's the worst kind
orchid vibrant halford
  07/13/18
that's amazing. life is a gift.
supple fear-inspiring location
  07/13/18
is this cancer what made you histrionic and bitchmade
vivacious rose factory reset button point
  07/13/18
very strong post / moniker synergy here
Exciting cuckoldry
  07/13/18
Jeez what kind of cancer for amputee? Like a random bone ca...
slimy yapping locus
  07/13/18
Ewing's
Irradiated Bronze Orchestra Pit Cumskin
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how old were most of them when they died
Brindle Persian Wagecucks
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10-16 The girl I had my first sexual experience with (han...
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"dirty stupid cancer" is easily the most devastati...
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  07/13/18
Life is hard man. Why not extend your sympathy for this kid ...
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  07/13/18
mfcr, a lot of people eat and drink to excess because of str...
plum curious sweet tailpipe
  07/13/18
I don't have sympathy for people who cause their own deaths,...
Fuchsia mother masturbator
  07/13/18
TBF odds are he would have eaten himself to death too.
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  07/14/18
Also I was recently contacted as a potential bone marrow mat...
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honey-headed prole toilet seat
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lol as far as I'm aware, there is no compensation, but I don...
Fuchsia mother masturbator
  07/13/18
oh i see. you're a hero.
honey-headed prole toilet seat
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Nah just doing what I can and what most people would do in t...
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what kind of pain is involved
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they drill deep into your pelvic bone obviously you go unde...
Fuchsia mother masturbator
  07/13/18
lol don't make him change his mind
irate chartreuse den pervert
  07/13/18
"HS...2009" what the FUCK
vivacious rose factory reset button point
  07/13/18
Holy shit there are people here who are almost 30 lmfao.
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"When I grow up: I’m going to be a professional boxer&q...
Black Parlour Boiling Water
  07/13/18
He will be reincarnated as the next Ali, and you will be a c...
Fuchsia mother masturbator
  07/13/18
Seems unduly harsh for me, but good for him I guess.
Black Parlour Boiling Water
  07/13/18
cockroach? don't you need positive karma to be reincarnat...
vivacious rose factory reset button point
  07/13/18
I hope your shitpit eats your future child's face off. Not o...
plum curious sweet tailpipe
  07/13/18
Seems unduly harsh. Besides, why maf at me? I didn't kill ...
Black Parlour Boiling Water
  07/13/18
Tough but fair
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You guys wouldn't shed a single tear for this kid if he was ...
floppy opaque friendly grandma
  07/13/18
that's an argument AGAINST multiracial societies, not FOR. ...
Aquamarine set half-breed
  07/13/18
What an absurd statement I would feel the same if he was th...
Fuchsia mother masturbator
  07/13/18
he's projecting. liberals have souls of coal.
dead wonderful mad cow disease
  07/13/18
Wtf, that would be sad too.
Black Parlour Boiling Water
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Oh come on, being black is perhaps not optimal but it's nowh...
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wtf dude
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i thought he was black you disgusting racist.
honey-headed prole toilet seat
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i couldn't tell since i don't see race
vivacious rose factory reset button point
  07/13/18
Even the most vile white supremacist knows that skinny littl...
slimy yapping locus
  07/13/18
true
galvanic judgmental love of her life
  07/13/18
I'm not shedding a single tear for him as is. He wasn't a So...
contagious internet-worthy gaping gay wizard
  07/14/18
stfu
abnormal multi-billionaire
  07/15/18
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Crystalline fiercely-loyal idea he suggested
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hopefully some nurse had the decency to show this kid her ti...
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a peek experience
vivacious rose factory reset button point
  07/13/18
Also, good on them for fulfilling his burial wishes.
Black Parlour Boiling Water
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Sounds like he lived more in 5 years than xo poasters have i...
dark mood
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harsh but completely true
abnormal multi-billionaire
  07/15/18
He's getting a symbolic Asgardian burial, kid is 190
vivacious rose factory reset button point
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TTT of them for not doing it for real. I want to be lit the ...
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Embarrassing thread for xo
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Holy fuck, I thought they cured like 90% of childhood cancer...
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Where did you get that from?
Bipolar impressive dilemma
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90% of childhood cancers go into remission and never come ba...
contagious internet-worthy gaping gay wizard
  07/14/18
He’s incredibly stupid. Just ignore everything he says.
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poor little man. god bless him, and i hoap we see him again...
abnormal multi-billionaire
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Don King on a private jet to the Rwandan jungle
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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: Crystalline fiercely-loyal idea he suggested

http://www.hamiltonsfuneralhome.com/services/services_detail.aspx?rid=35399

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418311)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 3:03 PM
Author: mildly autistic glassy institution

they should have beat the idea of death's finality into him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36426197)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: Crystalline fiercely-loyal idea he suggested

Garrett Michael Matthias

AKA “The Great Garrett Underpants”

3/26/13 – 7/6/18

My name is: Garrett Michael Boofias

My birthday is: I am 5 years old

My address is: I am a Bulldog!

My favorite color is: Blue….and Red and Black and Green

My favorite superhero is: Batman…and Thor, Iron Man, the Hulk and Cyborg

When I grow up: I’m going to be a professional boxer

My favorite people are:

• Mommy, Daddy, my sister ‘Delcina’ (Delphina),

• The grandparents with the new house (Fredric and Cheryl Krueger),

• The grandparents with the camper (Daniel and Nita Matthias),

• My cousins: Grady, ‘that guy I took down that one time’ (Luke), and London Marie,

• My Auntie Janette and Stinky Uncle Andy (Andrew and Janette Krueger),

• Those two guys, you know, my uncles (Kristopfer Krueger and James Taylor)

• Batman!!

The things I love the most: Playing with my sister, my blue bunny, thrash metal, Legos, my daycare friends, Batman and when they put me to sleep before they access my port

Things I hate: Pants!, dirty stupid cancer, when they access my port, needles, and the monkey nose that smells like cherry farts…I do like the mint monkey nose like at Mayo Radiation and that one guy that helped me build Legos (Randy)

When I die: I am going to be a gorilla and throw poo at Daddy!

Burned or Buried: I want to be burned (like when Thor’s Mommy died) and made into a tree so I can live in it when I’m a gorilla

Big or Small Funeral: Funerals are sad: I want 5 bouncy houses (because I’m 5), Batman, and snow cones

Emilie and Ryan Matthias will honor Garrett’s final wishes by having a Celebration of Life on Saturday, July 14th from 5pm – 11pm at 2377 132nd Ct Van Meter, Iowa

Note: Symbolic Asgardian burial ceremony and fireworks will be held just after sunset

A private burial of Garrett’s ashes will be held at a later time once his parents figure out how the hell to get his ashes made into a tree and locate a nature preserve, so his tree resides in a protected area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418340)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: dead wonderful mad cow disease

i'm crying here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418351)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: Glittery Area Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418364)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Mustard rehab stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422911)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:00 AM
Author: abnormal multi-billionaire

just when I thought 'maybe god is real', this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36428924)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:39 AM
Author: Maniacal hairraiser property tank

god is real ... that's why he put such a 180 kid on earth in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429451)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:38 AM
Author: Maniacal hairraiser property tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429450)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: Dull Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418356)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: Glittery Area Old Irish Cottage

JFC, why would you post this? This is unbelievably sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418367)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Crystalline fiercely-loyal idea he suggested

i need the joel osteen take on this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418371)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: Crystalline fiercely-loyal idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418557)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: slimy yapping locus

Joel Osteen says there is no God and it’s all just a big grift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419762)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: vivacious rose factory reset button point

kid's family didn't pray hard enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422937)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: Crystalline fiercely-loyal idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423833)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Crystalline fiercely-loyal idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418372)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: dead wonderful mad cow disease

perspective i guess. we do worry about a lot of bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418373)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Glittery Area Old Irish Cottage

True, I guess the two hours I spent bashing Chinese with a MAF pumo may have been a waste in retrospect. Life is short. I can't imagine anything sadder than children dying of cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418410)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: dead wonderful mad cow disease

brutal. i look forward to hanging out with my dotter all the time. but today, we're gonna take a nice hike and get ice cream. i was gonna bar study all day. but i'm ahead. it can wait until she's in bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418425)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: Glittery Area Old Irish Cottage

Good idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418559)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: Shivering Flushed Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419741)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: dead wonderful mad cow disease

dotter came home sniffly from school. she's being going to like splash parks every day this week so no surprise. she wanted to put on PJs, watch cartoons and eat McDs. I obliged. been fun bar exam break.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421231)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: High-end white abode



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: excitant beta brunch

"Stinky Uncle Andy"

Sounds Trumpian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418376)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: Passionate Public Bath Volcanic Crater

Kid woulda made a great man. Bigly. RIP little guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418437)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: Glittery Area Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418572)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:38 PM
Author: plum curious sweet tailpipe



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Exciting cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419400)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:05 PM
Author: Walnut legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420738)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:17 PM
Author: Mustard rehab stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422918)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:52 AM
Author: Crystalline fiercely-loyal idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423854)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: sexy angry ape library

180 kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418433)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: painfully honest mauve pit dysfunction

a just god would have taken a poaster, not this kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418438)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: bearded razzle-dazzle mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421283)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: dark mood

Hard to argue with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422824)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: vivacious rose factory reset button point

hasn't more than one poaster died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422942)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:02 AM
Author: abnormal multi-billionaire

only the good die young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36428928)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:29 AM
Author: Laughsome crotch

Me, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429440)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: High-end white abode

The things I love the most: Playing with my sister, my blue bunny, thrash metal, Legos, my daycare friends, Batman and when they put me to sleep before they access my port

Things I hate: Pants!, dirty stupid cancer, when they access my port,

what is his port?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418442)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: Crystalline fiercely-loyal idea he suggested

implanted device to deliver chemotherapy, likely in his chest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418445)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: Passionate Public Bath Volcanic Crater

Chemo med implant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418447)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: sexy angry ape library

Reminder: Cancer cure was discovered long ago, but the cancer industry is just too profitable to release it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418452)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: duck-like lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419515)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:23 PM
Author: Fragrant stead athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419729)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 7:20 PM
Author: arousing weed whacker

www.nutritionfacts.org/chemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421891)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: galvanic judgmental love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422568)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: vivacious rose factory reset button point

the reason i don't buy this is that there's no way one of those scientists who invented it doesn't come out and say "give me my fucking nobel prize and millennial of adulation from all of humanity" and also use it to cure some family members

you can't keep something like that a secret

like if the cure exists, that means there are people who have been cured by it - did they execute all of those test subjects, and successfully cover up all those executions (hundreds, likely)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422948)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:33 AM
Author: Dashing idiotic national immigrant

scientists playing hackey-sack with cancer cure before breaking for a boozy lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424125)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: Dull Internal Respiration

just assumed it was something the docs told him when hooking him up to various instruments/delivery systems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418463)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: High-end white abode

ok, was hoping it wasnt a euphemism for his butt or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418472)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: Dull Internal Respiration

I wont lie my mind went there too, dont think they would have done anything there other than help sanitize

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418476)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: slimy yapping locus

Wow not much cancer in your families huh? Was there a bit about Junior or some other Sopranos character having a port?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419771)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: abnormal multi-billionaire

they put a port in so they dont destroy your veins every time they feed you chemopoison. Chemo is basically a bleach and caustic acid drip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36428952)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Shivering Flushed Alpha

https://www.mskcc.org/cancer-care/patient-education/your-implanted-port

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419754)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: Irradiated Bronze Orchestra Pit Cumskin

Just a permanent tube that runs into your chest so they can administer chemo without destroying your veins. I had a Broviac catheter for two years during treatment, like this...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qrMCUY7x3fU/TI5Y4OEPFTI/AAAAAAAACAo/SCXcf8ngavw/s1600/IMG_0219.JPG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419826)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: clear provocative foreskin

If you get a port, can you inject heroin and other things in there without blowing out your veins? Asking for a friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419994)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: Irradiated Bronze Orchestra Pit Cumskin

Sure. Why not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420012)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Primrose incel

Wait, Freddy Krueger is his grandfather?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418471)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:31 AM
Author: Racy hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418506)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: plum curious sweet tailpipe

man this is sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419373)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: gaped drab black woman death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419421)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: Nofapping bright quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419451)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Glittery Area Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419540)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: Brindle Persian Wagecucks

he, his sister, and his cousins had rlly prole names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419424)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Violet Filthpig Theater Stage

"When I die: I am going to be a gorilla and throw poo at Daddy!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419462)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Aquamarine set half-breed

this reeks of parental attention-whoring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419465)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: duck-like lodge

you reek of ducksauce and virginity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419482)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: Glittery Area Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419535)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: grizzly haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422929)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:42 AM
Author: Maniacal hairraiser property tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429455)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: elite spectacular forum bbw

Nah man they're just honoring their little dudes wishes in a fun and sweet way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419511)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: Wine violent messiness

Lol back off the misanthropy. These are people from shitsville ia. They wouldn't even know what the fuck you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420412)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: Aquamarine set half-breed

xo's emo naivete is endearing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420837)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 2:42 AM
Author: bateful pearl really tough guy university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423934)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: Rusted Big-titted Market

"A private burial of Garrett’s ashes will be held at a later time once his parents figure out how the hell to get his ashes made into a tree and locate a nature preserve, so his tree resides in a protected area. "

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419473)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:24 PM
Author: vivacious rose factory reset button point

the ashes into tree thing is advertised on FB for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422962)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: elite spectacular forum bbw

JFC if you dont tear up a little at hearing one of a 5 year old kids favorite things is receiving anesthesia before having his chemo port accessed you're not human

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419503)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: Glittery Area Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419532)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Pink Sound Barrier

Or if you’ve been around cancer long enough, you have no tears left

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419860)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:10 AM
Author: abnormal multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36428972)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: Wine violent messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420391)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: purple mentally impaired goyim feces

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419504)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: Tan indian lodge jewess

Super sad, but it’s okay to quietly mourn too.....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419590)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: Brindle Persian Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419659)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: irate chartreuse den pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420873)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 2:42 AM
Author: bateful pearl really tough guy university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423935)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: titillating temple pocket flask

God does not exist and the universe is indifferent to our existence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419688)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: Mewling stimulating water buffalo whorehouse

How the fuck would you know?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419700)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: Fragrant stead athletic conference

http://www.hamiltonsfuneralhome.com/services/services_detail.aspx?rid=35399

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419731)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: titillating temple pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419760)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:43 AM
Author: Infuriating silver toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423830)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: Razzle know-it-all tanning salon

I want to believe in heaven so badly for this boy. Can not fathom that he might just be gone, while I politics thread. Maybe I can be a better man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419697)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Mewling stimulating water buffalo whorehouse

Hard to imagine anyone just being “gone”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419702)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Charcoal sick mexican

My reaction as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419901)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Wine violent messiness

*you die 2 years later ripped apart by a gorilla*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420422)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: supple fear-inspiring location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422839)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:19 PM
Author: Aquamarine set half-breed

AND LENA DUNHAM LIVES ON!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419706)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: electric yellow philosopher-king codepig

I don't know about other poasters with kids, but I can't handle this stuff since having kids. It's just so sad and so unfair. When the stories come on the news, before football games, etc., I have to turn the channel. I very much dislike the fact that I probably wouldn't have cared at all prior to having kids. Makes me feel like a real asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419766)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: slimy yapping locus

You just have no concept of what the parents go through before kids, and how this little dude was just saying all this because he knew it got these big reactions from adults and he was just trying to figure shit out but was actually super scared and confused. It’s only once you come to really appreciate how child development works and how much work and worry it involves for parents that you can fully grasp why this kind of thing makes painless suicide for everyone a plausible worldview.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419804)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: irate chartreuse den pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420876)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: vivacious rose factory reset button point

for real, reading one of these things makes me super paranoid that babbydood is going to turn out to have cancer in a couple years and FMA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422957)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:30 PM
Author: frum big lay shitlib

Absurd screed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419781)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: Crystalline fiercely-loyal idea he suggested

happy friday!

https://imgur.com/a/oU0ymfZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419783)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: electric yellow philosopher-king codepig

The fuck man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419815)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Brindle Persian Wagecucks

jfc that macabre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419823)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:03 PM
Author: Black Parlour Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420717)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:46 AM
Author: contagious internet-worthy gaping gay wizard

Only when you stop to consider that the movie studio licensed out the character to the casket maker. No way they missed out on their cut,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424136)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: Black Parlour Boiling Water

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36433410)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Beady-eyed hell regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419838)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Racy hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420419)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Vigorous school cafeteria boltzmann

RIP, little dude. It sounds like you made the most of it with what you had.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419846)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Crystalline fiercely-loyal idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419856)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: Irradiated Bronze Orchestra Pit Cumskin

Sad stuff. Absolutely gut wrenching for his parents. Just so unfair.

I lost a lot of my good hospital and cancer camp friends growing up. Carried a lot of guilt with me for years. If I had been diagnosed just a few a couple of years earlier I would have been, at best, an amputee, but more likely, dead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419908)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: Brindle Persian Wagecucks

whoa. describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419993)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:15 PM
Author: Irradiated Bronze Orchestra Pit Cumskin

I've discussed it on the board in the past. I had bone cancer and was in the very first group of patients in a new experimental protocol. Up to that point, if you had my cancer in a limb, they immediately amputated. My case went to a panel of 5 doctors and 3 of them approved me for the newer limb-saving approach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420202)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: honey-headed prole toilet seat

the cancer is gone? survival of the fittest bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420242)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: Irradiated Bronze Orchestra Pit Cumskin

Yes. Replaced by a certain chill cancer of the mind. (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420311)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: honey-headed prole toilet seat

soul cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420694)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: orchid vibrant halford

that's the worst kind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421383)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: supple fear-inspiring location

that's amazing. life is a gift.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422848)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: vivacious rose factory reset button point

is this cancer what made you histrionic and bitchmade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422967)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: Exciting cuckoldry

very strong post / moniker synergy here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420134)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: slimy yapping locus

Jeez what kind of cancer for amputee? Like a random bone cancer or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420220)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Irradiated Bronze Orchestra Pit Cumskin

Ewing's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420319)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: Brindle Persian Wagecucks

how old were most of them when they died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420637)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: Irradiated Bronze Orchestra Pit Cumskin

10-16

The girl I had my first sexual experience with (handjob/fingering) when I was 13, was in remission for four years when it returned and killed her. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421367)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Fuchsia mother masturbator

"dirty stupid cancer" is easily the most devastating part

unreal how much bullshit and pain he had to deal with for no good reason while most Americans eventually eat themselves to death because they have no self-discipline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420487)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: floppy opaque friendly grandma

Life is hard man. Why not extend your sympathy for this kid to everyone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420761)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: plum curious sweet tailpipe

mfcr, a lot of people eat and drink to excess because of stress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420764)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: Fuchsia mother masturbator

I don't have sympathy for people who cause their own deaths, and I say this hypocritically as a semi-regular smoker and a DWI convict.

If you get yourself killed, you deserve it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420783)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:49 AM
Author: contagious internet-worthy gaping gay wizard

TBF odds are he would have eaten himself to death too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424139)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Fuchsia mother masturbator

Also I was recently contacted as a potential bone marrow match and they left a voicemail asking me if I was still onboard with going through with it. The odds of being a match are like 1 in 500 people who volunteer with a cheek swab.

Was honestly kind of on the fence because it's painful and shit, but this is a sign and 100% persuaded me to do it. I'd have to be a complete asshole to not potentially save some kid with leukemia just because of some mildly invasive and uncomfortable procedure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420614)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:55 PM
Author: Razzle know-it-all tanning salon

i heard a radio interview last week with some colorado mom whose kid found a bone marrow match in italy.

can you describe how one goes about becoming a donor?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420651)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:57 PM
Author: Fuchsia mother masturbator

they had a booth set up at my HS way back in 2009, just had to fill out a form and do the cheek swab and give it to them right there. took like 10 minutes tops. Never thought anything would come of it and completely forgot about it til I got the call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420662)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: honey-headed prole toilet seat

how much do they pay? like 3-4 movie tickets like giving blood?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420700)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Fuchsia mother masturbator

lol as far as I'm aware, there is no compensation, but I don't really remember if I got anything when I signed up.

I don't care, potentially saving a life would be enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420712)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: honey-headed prole toilet seat

oh i see. you're a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420777)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: Fuchsia mother masturbator

Nah just doing what I can and what most people would do in this situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420803)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: High-end white abode

what kind of pain is involved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420872)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: Fuchsia mother masturbator

they drill deep into your pelvic bone

obviously you go under for the procedure, but there is a lingering ache for like 2-3 weeks after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420890)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: irate chartreuse den pervert

lol don't make him change his mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420902)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:27 PM
Author: vivacious rose factory reset button point

"HS...2009"

what the FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422975)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 3:53 AM
Author: Wine violent messiness

Holy shit there are people here who are almost 30 lmfao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424060)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:03 PM
Author: Black Parlour Boiling Water

"When I grow up: I’m going to be a professional boxer"

Um...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420720)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: Fuchsia mother masturbator

He will be reincarnated as the next Ali, and you will be a cockroach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420755)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: Black Parlour Boiling Water

Seems unduly harsh for me, but good for him I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420840)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: vivacious rose factory reset button point

cockroach?

don't you need positive karma to be reincarnated into a higher lifeform?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422980)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: plum curious sweet tailpipe

I hope your shitpit eats your future child's face off. Not out of spite, but because it would be way way better than suffering through 18 years of having you as a "dad"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420756)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: Black Parlour Boiling Water

Seems unduly harsh. Besides, why maf at me? I didn't kill him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420796)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: trip private investor

Tough but fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421254)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: floppy opaque friendly grandma

You guys wouldn't shed a single tear for this kid if he was black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420784)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: Aquamarine set half-breed

that's an argument AGAINST multiracial societies, not FOR.

it's human nature. don't try to *correct* it. work in harmony with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420828)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Fuchsia mother masturbator

What an absurd statement

I would feel the same if he was the child of two gay illegal immigrant dads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420851)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: dead wonderful mad cow disease

he's projecting. liberals have souls of coal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422596)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Black Parlour Boiling Water

Wtf, that would be sad too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420860)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:58 AM
Author: brass parlor

Oh come on, being black is perhaps not optimal but it's nowhere near as sad as the story in the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423869)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: hilarious chapel

wtf dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421241)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: honey-headed prole toilet seat

i thought he was black you disgusting racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421284)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: vivacious rose factory reset button point

i couldn't tell since i don't see race

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422984)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: slimy yapping locus

Even the most vile white supremacist knows that skinny little black boys are the cutest kids, especially if they are spazzy goofballs like this dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421477)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: galvanic judgmental love of her life

true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422569)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:47 AM
Author: contagious internet-worthy gaping gay wizard

I'm not shedding a single tear for him as is. He wasn't a Soviet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424137)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:16 AM
Author: abnormal multi-billionaire

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429008)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Cowardly garrison dingle berry

wow. I hope you get a bouncy castle shoved up your ass for poasting this shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420905)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: Crystalline fiercely-loyal idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421266)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: Brindle Persian Wagecucks

hopefully some nurse had the decency to show this kid her tits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420913)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: vivacious rose factory reset button point

a peek experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422985)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: Black Parlour Boiling Water

Also, good on them for fulfilling his burial wishes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420915)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: dark mood

Sounds like he lived more in 5 years than xo poasters have in their median 45 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422820)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:17 AM
Author: abnormal multi-billionaire

harsh but completely true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429015)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: vivacious rose factory reset button point

He's getting a symbolic Asgardian burial, kid is 190

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422935)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:45 AM
Author: contagious internet-worthy gaping gay wizard

TTT of them for not doing it for real. I want to be lit the fuck up on a giant wooden pyre too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424135)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 2:44 AM
Author: bateful pearl really tough guy university

Embarrassing thread for xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423937)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:41 AM
Author: contagious internet-worthy gaping gay wizard

Holy fuck, I thought they cured like 90% of childhood cancers now? Kid got 10% PWND.

Faggot Trump should be fighting a war on cancer and not running around telling NATO to up defense spending in a world of zero fucking threats. The retarded orange monkey needs the cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424131)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:53 AM
Author: Bipolar impressive dilemma

Where did you get that from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424145)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: contagious internet-worthy gaping gay wizard

90% of childhood cancers go into remission and never come back after treatment. Only around 10% are fatal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36426053)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:47 AM
Author: grizzly haunted graveyard

He’s incredibly stupid. Just ignore everything he says.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429403)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:20 AM
Author: abnormal multi-billionaire

poor little man.

god bless him, and i hoap we see him again one day, living large with his troop in the Rwandan jungle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429039)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:50 AM
Author: Maniacal hairraiser property tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429462)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: swashbuckling zombie-like space

Don King on a private jet to the Rwandan jungle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36433188)