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5 year old without concept of death's finality writes his own obituary

http://www.hamiltonsfuneralhome.com/services/services_detail...
Adulterous queen of the night kitty
  07/13/18
they should have beat the idea of death's finality into him
jade voyeur
  07/14/18
Garrett Michael Matthias AKA “The Great Garrett Underpants”...
Adulterous queen of the night kitty
  07/13/18
i'm crying here.
cracking garrison idiot
  07/13/18
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peach infuriating sneaky criminal cruise ship
  07/13/18
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Olive Swashbuckling Roast Beef
  07/13/18
just when I thought 'maybe god is real', this.
Copper offensive stag film
  07/15/18
god is real ... that's why he put such a 180 kid on earth in...
beady-eyed marketing idea library
  07/15/18
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beady-eyed marketing idea library
  07/15/18
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pontificating hell fat ankles
  07/13/18
JFC, why would you post this? This is unbelievably sad.
peach infuriating sneaky criminal cruise ship
  07/13/18
i need the joel osteen take on this
Adulterous queen of the night kitty
  07/13/18
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Adulterous queen of the night kitty
  07/13/18
Joel Osteen says there is no God and it’s all just a big gri...
French generalized bond
  07/13/18
kid's family didn't pray hard enough
Mint locus
  07/13/18
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Adulterous queen of the night kitty
  07/14/18
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Adulterous queen of the night kitty
  07/13/18
perspective i guess. we do worry about a lot of bullshit.
cracking garrison idiot
  07/13/18
True, I guess the two hours I spent bashing Chinese with a M...
peach infuriating sneaky criminal cruise ship
  07/13/18
brutal. i look forward to hanging out with my dotter all th...
cracking garrison idiot
  07/13/18
Good idea
peach infuriating sneaky criminal cruise ship
  07/13/18
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Soggy walnut mexican mother
  07/13/18
dotter came home sniffly from school. she's being going to ...
cracking garrison idiot
  07/13/18
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hairless crackhouse immigrant
  07/13/18
"Stinky Uncle Andy" Sounds Trumpian
Avocado shitlib meetinghouse
  07/13/18
Kid woulda made a great man. Bigly. RIP little guy.
Dashing autistic mediation resort
  07/13/18
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peach infuriating sneaky criminal cruise ship
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Azure Painfully Honest Elastic Band People Who Are Hurt
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vibrant rehab private investor
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Glassy rigor puppy
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Olive Swashbuckling Roast Beef
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Adulterous queen of the night kitty
  07/14/18
180 kid
Hairraiser address community account
  07/13/18
a just god would have taken a poaster, not this kid
judgmental faggot firefighter
  07/13/18
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pearly vivacious parlour goal in life
  07/13/18
Hard to argue with this
umber antidepressant drug house
  07/13/18
hasn't more than one poaster died
Mint locus
  07/13/18
only the good die young
Copper offensive stag film
  07/15/18
Me, please.
cerebral potus chapel
  07/15/18
The things I love the most: Playing with my sister, my blue ...
hairless crackhouse immigrant
  07/13/18
implanted device to deliver chemotherapy, likely in his ches...
Adulterous queen of the night kitty
  07/13/18
Chemo med implant.
Dashing autistic mediation resort
  07/13/18
Reminder: Cancer cure was discovered long ago, but the cance...
Hairraiser address community account
  07/13/18
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tan abode wrinkle
  07/13/18
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Diverse step-uncle's house death wish
  07/13/18
www.nutritionfacts.org/chemo
Trip Ivory Round Eye
  07/13/18
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brilliant quadroon
  07/13/18
the reason i don't buy this is that there's no way one of th...
Mint locus
  07/13/18
scientists playing hackey-sack with cancer cure before break...
Canary well-lubricated principal's office
  07/14/18
just assumed it was something the docs told him when hooking...
pontificating hell fat ankles
  07/13/18
ok, was hoping it wasnt a euphemism for his butt or somethin...
hairless crackhouse immigrant
  07/13/18
I wont lie my mind went there too, dont think they would hav...
pontificating hell fat ankles
  07/13/18
Wow not much cancer in your families huh? Was there a bit a...
French generalized bond
  07/13/18
they put a port in so they dont destroy your veins every tim...
Copper offensive stag film
  07/15/18
https://www.mskcc.org/cancer-care/patient-education/your-imp...
Soggy walnut mexican mother
  07/13/18
Just a permanent tube that runs into your chest so they can ...
elite turquoise dysfunction
  07/13/18
If you get a port, can you inject heroin and other things in...
gay submissive foreskin
  07/13/18
Sure. Why not?
elite turquoise dysfunction
  07/13/18
Wait, Freddy Krueger is his grandfather?
titillating property
  07/13/18
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razzle pungent half-breed
  07/13/18
man this is sad
Azure Painfully Honest Elastic Band People Who Are Hurt
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Cream odious institution
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Bateful Chest-beating Mental Disorder Brethren
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peach infuriating sneaky criminal cruise ship
  07/13/18
he, his sister, and his cousins had rlly prole names
Rose University
  07/13/18
"When I die: I am going to be a gorilla and throw poo a...
Magenta medicated den
  07/13/18
this reeks of parental attention-whoring
Adventurous Buff Nibblets
  07/13/18
you reek of ducksauce and virginity
tan abode wrinkle
  07/13/18
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peach infuriating sneaky criminal cruise ship
  07/13/18
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Flatulent stead dragon
  07/13/18
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beady-eyed marketing idea library
  07/15/18
Nah man they're just honoring their little dudes wishes in a...
Concupiscible stage
  07/13/18
Lol back off the misanthropy. These are people from shitsvil...
anal aphrodisiac coffee pot
  07/13/18
xo's emo naivete is endearing
Adventurous Buff Nibblets
  07/13/18
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puce insanely creepy ceo chad
  07/14/18
"A private burial of Garrett’s ashes will be held at a ...
Curious office halford
  07/13/18
the ashes into tree thing is advertised on FB for me
Mint locus
  07/13/18
JFC if you dont tear up a little at hearing one of a 5 year ...
Concupiscible stage
  07/13/18
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peach infuriating sneaky criminal cruise ship
  07/13/18
Or if you’ve been around cancer long enough, you have no tea...
Laughsome misanthropic hunting ground church building
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Copper offensive stag film
  07/15/18
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anal aphrodisiac coffee pot
  07/13/18
:(
clear personal credit line box office
  07/13/18
Super sad, but it’s okay to quietly mourn too.....
Scarlet Flickering Home Internal Respiration
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Rose University
  07/13/18
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zippy insecure dopamine spot
  07/13/18
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puce insanely creepy ceo chad
  07/14/18
God does not exist and the universe is indifferent to our ex...
glittery kitchen
  07/13/18
How the fuck would you know?
frum therapy indian lodge
  07/13/18
http://www.hamiltonsfuneralhome.com/services/services_detail...
Diverse step-uncle's house death wish
  07/13/18
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glittery kitchen
  07/13/18
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Charismatic bossy twinkling uncleanness
  07/14/18
I want to believe in heaven so badly for this boy. Can not f...
Fishy exciting range goyim
  07/13/18
Hard to imagine anyone just being “gone”
frum therapy indian lodge
  07/13/18
My reaction as well
Narrow-minded idea he suggested
  07/13/18
*you die 2 years later ripped apart by a gorilla*
anal aphrodisiac coffee pot
  07/13/18
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supple poppy feces
  07/13/18
AND LENA DUNHAM LIVES ON!
Adventurous Buff Nibblets
  07/13/18
I don't know about other poasters with kids, but I can't han...
big amber degenerate center
  07/13/18
You just have no concept of what the parents go through befo...
French generalized bond
  07/13/18
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zippy insecure dopamine spot
  07/13/18
for real, reading one of these things makes me super paranoi...
Mint locus
  07/13/18
Absurd screed
Razzmatazz Flesh Lodge Hissy Fit
  07/13/18
happy friday! https://imgur.com/a/oU0ymfZ
Adulterous queen of the night kitty
  07/13/18
The fuck man?
big amber degenerate center
  07/13/18
jfc that macabre
Rose University
  07/13/18
...
federal background story station
  07/13/18
Only when you stop to consider that the movie studio license...
self-centered out-of-control philosopher-king
  07/14/18
jfc
federal background story station
  07/15/18
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opaque massive school cafeteria yarmulke
  07/13/18
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razzle pungent half-breed
  07/13/18
RIP, little dude. It sounds like you made the most of it wit...
exhilarant ticket booth ratface
  07/13/18
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Adulterous queen of the night kitty
  07/13/18
Sad stuff. Absolutely gut wrenching for his parents. Just ...
elite turquoise dysfunction
  07/13/18
whoa. describe
Rose University
  07/13/18
I've discussed it on the board in the past. I had bone canc...
elite turquoise dysfunction
  07/13/18
the cancer is gone? survival of the fittest bro.
stirring mad-dog skullcap
  07/13/18
Yes. Replaced by a certain chill cancer of the mind. (xo)
elite turquoise dysfunction
  07/13/18
soul cancer.
stirring mad-dog skullcap
  07/13/18
that's the worst kind
Appetizing fear-inspiring sanctuary
  07/13/18
that's amazing. life is a gift.
supple poppy feces
  07/13/18
is this cancer what made you histrionic and bitchmade
Mint locus
  07/13/18
very strong post / moniker synergy here
vibrant rehab private investor
  07/13/18
Jeez what kind of cancer for amputee? Like a random bone ca...
French generalized bond
  07/13/18
Ewing's
elite turquoise dysfunction
  07/13/18
how old were most of them when they died
Rose University
  07/13/18
10-16 The girl I had my first sexual experience with (han...
elite turquoise dysfunction
  07/13/18
"dirty stupid cancer" is easily the most devastati...
cerise corner
  07/13/18
Life is hard man. Why not extend your sympathy for this kid ...
Fuchsia Space Telephone
  07/13/18
mfcr, a lot of people eat and drink to excess because of str...
Azure Painfully Honest Elastic Band People Who Are Hurt
  07/13/18
I don't have sympathy for people who cause their own deaths,...
cerise corner
  07/13/18
TBF odds are he would have eaten himself to death too.
self-centered out-of-control philosopher-king
  07/14/18
Also I was recently contacted as a potential bone marrow mat...
cerise corner
  07/13/18
i heard a radio interview last week with some colorado mom w...
Fishy exciting range goyim
  07/13/18
they had a booth set up at my HS way back in 2009, just had ...
cerise corner
  07/13/18
how much do they pay? like 3-4 movie tickets like giving blo...
stirring mad-dog skullcap
  07/13/18
lol as far as I'm aware, there is no compensation, but I don...
cerise corner
  07/13/18
oh i see. you're a hero.
stirring mad-dog skullcap
  07/13/18
Nah just doing what I can and what most people would do in t...
cerise corner
  07/13/18
what kind of pain is involved
hairless crackhouse immigrant
  07/13/18
they drill deep into your pelvic bone obviously you go unde...
cerise corner
  07/13/18
lol don't make him change his mind
zippy insecure dopamine spot
  07/13/18
"HS...2009" what the FUCK
Mint locus
  07/13/18
Holy shit there are people here who are almost 30 lmfao.
anal aphrodisiac coffee pot
  07/14/18
"When I grow up: I’m going to be a professional boxer&q...
federal background story station
  07/13/18
He will be reincarnated as the next Ali, and you will be a c...
cerise corner
  07/13/18
Seems unduly harsh for me, but good for him I guess.
federal background story station
  07/13/18
cockroach? don't you need positive karma to be reincarnat...
Mint locus
  07/13/18
I hope your shitpit eats your future child's face off. Not o...
Azure Painfully Honest Elastic Band People Who Are Hurt
  07/13/18
Seems unduly harsh. Besides, why maf at me? I didn't kill ...
federal background story station
  07/13/18
Tough but fair
bronze comical parlor
  07/13/18
You guys wouldn't shed a single tear for this kid if he was ...
Fuchsia Space Telephone
  07/13/18
that's an argument AGAINST multiracial societies, not FOR. ...
Adventurous Buff Nibblets
  07/13/18
What an absurd statement I would feel the same if he was th...
cerise corner
  07/13/18
he's projecting. liberals have souls of coal.
cracking garrison idiot
  07/13/18
Wtf, that would be sad too.
federal background story station
  07/13/18
Oh come on, being black is perhaps not optimal but it's nowh...
obsidian beta state
  07/14/18
wtf dude
gaped contagious senate french chef
  07/13/18
i thought he was black you disgusting racist.
stirring mad-dog skullcap
  07/13/18
i couldn't tell since i don't see race
Mint locus
  07/13/18
Even the most vile white supremacist knows that skinny littl...
French generalized bond
  07/13/18
true
brilliant quadroon
  07/13/18
I'm not shedding a single tear for him as is. He wasn't a So...
self-centered out-of-control philosopher-king
  07/14/18
stfu
Copper offensive stag film
  07/15/18
wow. I hope you get a bouncy castle shoved up your ass for p...
Arousing crystalline market multi-billionaire
  07/13/18
...
Adulterous queen of the night kitty
  07/13/18
hopefully some nurse had the decency to show this kid her ti...
Rose University
  07/13/18
a peek experience
Mint locus
  07/13/18
Also, good on them for fulfilling his burial wishes.
federal background story station
  07/13/18
Sounds like he lived more in 5 years than xo poasters have i...
umber antidepressant drug house
  07/13/18
harsh but completely true
Copper offensive stag film
  07/15/18
He's getting a symbolic Asgardian burial, kid is 190
Mint locus
  07/13/18
TTT of them for not doing it for real. I want to be lit the ...
self-centered out-of-control philosopher-king
  07/14/18
Embarrassing thread for xo
puce insanely creepy ceo chad
  07/14/18
Holy fuck, I thought they cured like 90% of childhood cancer...
self-centered out-of-control philosopher-king
  07/14/18
Where did you get that from?
cobalt hospital
  07/14/18
90% of childhood cancers go into remission and never come ba...
self-centered out-of-control philosopher-king
  07/14/18
He’s incredibly stupid. Just ignore everything he says.
Flatulent stead dragon
  07/15/18
poor little man. god bless him, and i hoap we see him again...
Copper offensive stag film
  07/15/18
...
beady-eyed marketing idea library
  07/15/18
Don King on a private jet to the Rwandan jungle
yellow psychic
  07/15/18


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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: Adulterous queen of the night kitty

http://www.hamiltonsfuneralhome.com/services/services_detail.aspx?rid=35399

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418311)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 3:03 PM
Author: jade voyeur

they should have beat the idea of death's finality into him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36426197)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: Adulterous queen of the night kitty

Garrett Michael Matthias

AKA “The Great Garrett Underpants”

3/26/13 – 7/6/18

My name is: Garrett Michael Boofias

My birthday is: I am 5 years old

My address is: I am a Bulldog!

My favorite color is: Blue….and Red and Black and Green

My favorite superhero is: Batman…and Thor, Iron Man, the Hulk and Cyborg

When I grow up: I’m going to be a professional boxer

My favorite people are:

• Mommy, Daddy, my sister ‘Delcina’ (Delphina),

• The grandparents with the new house (Fredric and Cheryl Krueger),

• The grandparents with the camper (Daniel and Nita Matthias),

• My cousins: Grady, ‘that guy I took down that one time’ (Luke), and London Marie,

• My Auntie Janette and Stinky Uncle Andy (Andrew and Janette Krueger),

• Those two guys, you know, my uncles (Kristopfer Krueger and James Taylor)

• Batman!!

The things I love the most: Playing with my sister, my blue bunny, thrash metal, Legos, my daycare friends, Batman and when they put me to sleep before they access my port

Things I hate: Pants!, dirty stupid cancer, when they access my port, needles, and the monkey nose that smells like cherry farts…I do like the mint monkey nose like at Mayo Radiation and that one guy that helped me build Legos (Randy)

When I die: I am going to be a gorilla and throw poo at Daddy!

Burned or Buried: I want to be burned (like when Thor’s Mommy died) and made into a tree so I can live in it when I’m a gorilla

Big or Small Funeral: Funerals are sad: I want 5 bouncy houses (because I’m 5), Batman, and snow cones

Emilie and Ryan Matthias will honor Garrett’s final wishes by having a Celebration of Life on Saturday, July 14th from 5pm – 11pm at 2377 132nd Ct Van Meter, Iowa

Note: Symbolic Asgardian burial ceremony and fireworks will be held just after sunset

A private burial of Garrett’s ashes will be held at a later time once his parents figure out how the hell to get his ashes made into a tree and locate a nature preserve, so his tree resides in a protected area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418340)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: cracking garrison idiot

i'm crying here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418351)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: peach infuriating sneaky criminal cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418364)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Olive Swashbuckling Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422911)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:00 AM
Author: Copper offensive stag film

just when I thought 'maybe god is real', this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36428924)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:39 AM
Author: beady-eyed marketing idea library

god is real ... that's why he put such a 180 kid on earth in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429451)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:38 AM
Author: beady-eyed marketing idea library



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: pontificating hell fat ankles



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: peach infuriating sneaky criminal cruise ship

JFC, why would you post this? This is unbelievably sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418367)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Adulterous queen of the night kitty

i need the joel osteen take on this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418371)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: Adulterous queen of the night kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418557)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: French generalized bond

Joel Osteen says there is no God and it’s all just a big grift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419762)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: Mint locus

kid's family didn't pray hard enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422937)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: Adulterous queen of the night kitty



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Adulterous queen of the night kitty



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: cracking garrison idiot

perspective i guess. we do worry about a lot of bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418373)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: peach infuriating sneaky criminal cruise ship

True, I guess the two hours I spent bashing Chinese with a MAF pumo may have been a waste in retrospect. Life is short. I can't imagine anything sadder than children dying of cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418410)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: cracking garrison idiot

brutal. i look forward to hanging out with my dotter all the time. but today, we're gonna take a nice hike and get ice cream. i was gonna bar study all day. but i'm ahead. it can wait until she's in bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418425)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: peach infuriating sneaky criminal cruise ship

Good idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418559)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: Soggy walnut mexican mother



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: cracking garrison idiot

dotter came home sniffly from school. she's being going to like splash parks every day this week so no surprise. she wanted to put on PJs, watch cartoons and eat McDs. I obliged. been fun bar exam break.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421231)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: hairless crackhouse immigrant



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Avocado shitlib meetinghouse

"Stinky Uncle Andy"

Sounds Trumpian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418376)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: Dashing autistic mediation resort

Kid woulda made a great man. Bigly. RIP little guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418437)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: peach infuriating sneaky criminal cruise ship



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:38 PM
Author: Azure Painfully Honest Elastic Band People Who Are Hurt



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: vibrant rehab private investor



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:05 PM
Author: Glassy rigor puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420738)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:17 PM
Author: Olive Swashbuckling Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422918)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:52 AM
Author: Adulterous queen of the night kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423854)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Hairraiser address community account

180 kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418433)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: judgmental faggot firefighter

a just god would have taken a poaster, not this kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418438)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: pearly vivacious parlour goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421283)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: umber antidepressant drug house

Hard to argue with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422824)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: Mint locus

hasn't more than one poaster died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422942)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:02 AM
Author: Copper offensive stag film

only the good die young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36428928)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:29 AM
Author: cerebral potus chapel

Me, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429440)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: hairless crackhouse immigrant

The things I love the most: Playing with my sister, my blue bunny, thrash metal, Legos, my daycare friends, Batman and when they put me to sleep before they access my port

Things I hate: Pants!, dirty stupid cancer, when they access my port,

what is his port?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418442)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: Adulterous queen of the night kitty

implanted device to deliver chemotherapy, likely in his chest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418445)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: Dashing autistic mediation resort

Chemo med implant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418447)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Hairraiser address community account

Reminder: Cancer cure was discovered long ago, but the cancer industry is just too profitable to release it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418452)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: tan abode wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419515)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:23 PM
Author: Diverse step-uncle's house death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419729)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 7:20 PM
Author: Trip Ivory Round Eye

www.nutritionfacts.org/chemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421891)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: brilliant quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422568)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Mint locus

the reason i don't buy this is that there's no way one of those scientists who invented it doesn't come out and say "give me my fucking nobel prize and millennial of adulation from all of humanity" and also use it to cure some family members

you can't keep something like that a secret

like if the cure exists, that means there are people who have been cured by it - did they execute all of those test subjects, and successfully cover up all those executions (hundreds, likely)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422948)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:33 AM
Author: Canary well-lubricated principal's office

scientists playing hackey-sack with cancer cure before breaking for a boozy lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424125)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: pontificating hell fat ankles

just assumed it was something the docs told him when hooking him up to various instruments/delivery systems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418463)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: hairless crackhouse immigrant

ok, was hoping it wasnt a euphemism for his butt or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418472)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: pontificating hell fat ankles

I wont lie my mind went there too, dont think they would have done anything there other than help sanitize

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418476)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: French generalized bond

Wow not much cancer in your families huh? Was there a bit about Junior or some other Sopranos character having a port?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419771)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: Copper offensive stag film

they put a port in so they dont destroy your veins every time they feed you chemopoison. Chemo is basically a bleach and caustic acid drip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36428952)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Soggy walnut mexican mother

https://www.mskcc.org/cancer-care/patient-education/your-implanted-port

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419754)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: elite turquoise dysfunction

Just a permanent tube that runs into your chest so they can administer chemo without destroying your veins. I had a Broviac catheter for two years during treatment, like this...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qrMCUY7x3fU/TI5Y4OEPFTI/AAAAAAAACAo/SCXcf8ngavw/s1600/IMG_0219.JPG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419826)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: gay submissive foreskin

If you get a port, can you inject heroin and other things in there without blowing out your veins? Asking for a friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419994)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: elite turquoise dysfunction

Sure. Why not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420012)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: titillating property

Wait, Freddy Krueger is his grandfather?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418471)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:31 AM
Author: razzle pungent half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418506)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Azure Painfully Honest Elastic Band People Who Are Hurt

man this is sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419373)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: Cream odious institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419421)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: Bateful Chest-beating Mental Disorder Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419451)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: peach infuriating sneaky criminal cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419540)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: Rose University

he, his sister, and his cousins had rlly prole names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419424)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Magenta medicated den

"When I die: I am going to be a gorilla and throw poo at Daddy!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419462)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Adventurous Buff Nibblets

this reeks of parental attention-whoring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419465)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: tan abode wrinkle

you reek of ducksauce and virginity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419482)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: peach infuriating sneaky criminal cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419535)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Flatulent stead dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422929)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:42 AM
Author: beady-eyed marketing idea library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429455)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Concupiscible stage

Nah man they're just honoring their little dudes wishes in a fun and sweet way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419511)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: anal aphrodisiac coffee pot

Lol back off the misanthropy. These are people from shitsville ia. They wouldn't even know what the fuck you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420412)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: Adventurous Buff Nibblets

xo's emo naivete is endearing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420837)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 2:42 AM
Author: puce insanely creepy ceo chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423934)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: Curious office halford

"A private burial of Garrett’s ashes will be held at a later time once his parents figure out how the hell to get his ashes made into a tree and locate a nature preserve, so his tree resides in a protected area. "

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419473)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:24 PM
Author: Mint locus

the ashes into tree thing is advertised on FB for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422962)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Concupiscible stage

JFC if you dont tear up a little at hearing one of a 5 year old kids favorite things is receiving anesthesia before having his chemo port accessed you're not human

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419503)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: peach infuriating sneaky criminal cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419532)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Laughsome misanthropic hunting ground church building

Or if you’ve been around cancer long enough, you have no tears left

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419860)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:10 AM
Author: Copper offensive stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36428972)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: anal aphrodisiac coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420391)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: clear personal credit line box office

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419504)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: Scarlet Flickering Home Internal Respiration

Super sad, but it’s okay to quietly mourn too.....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419590)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: Rose University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419659)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: zippy insecure dopamine spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420873)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 2:42 AM
Author: puce insanely creepy ceo chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423935)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: glittery kitchen

God does not exist and the universe is indifferent to our existence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419688)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: frum therapy indian lodge

How the fuck would you know?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419700)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: Diverse step-uncle's house death wish

http://www.hamiltonsfuneralhome.com/services/services_detail.aspx?rid=35399

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419731)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: glittery kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419760)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:43 AM
Author: Charismatic bossy twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423830)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: Fishy exciting range goyim

I want to believe in heaven so badly for this boy. Can not fathom that he might just be gone, while I politics thread. Maybe I can be a better man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419697)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: frum therapy indian lodge

Hard to imagine anyone just being “gone”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419702)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Narrow-minded idea he suggested

My reaction as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419901)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: anal aphrodisiac coffee pot

*you die 2 years later ripped apart by a gorilla*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420422)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: supple poppy feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422839)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:19 PM
Author: Adventurous Buff Nibblets

AND LENA DUNHAM LIVES ON!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419706)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: big amber degenerate center

I don't know about other poasters with kids, but I can't handle this stuff since having kids. It's just so sad and so unfair. When the stories come on the news, before football games, etc., I have to turn the channel. I very much dislike the fact that I probably wouldn't have cared at all prior to having kids. Makes me feel like a real asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419766)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: French generalized bond

You just have no concept of what the parents go through before kids, and how this little dude was just saying all this because he knew it got these big reactions from adults and he was just trying to figure shit out but was actually super scared and confused. It’s only once you come to really appreciate how child development works and how much work and worry it involves for parents that you can fully grasp why this kind of thing makes painless suicide for everyone a plausible worldview.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419804)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: zippy insecure dopamine spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420876)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: Mint locus

for real, reading one of these things makes me super paranoid that babbydood is going to turn out to have cancer in a couple years and FMA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422957)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:30 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Flesh Lodge Hissy Fit

Absurd screed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419781)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: Adulterous queen of the night kitty

happy friday!

https://imgur.com/a/oU0ymfZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419783)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: big amber degenerate center

The fuck man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419815)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Rose University

jfc that macabre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419823)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:03 PM
Author: federal background story station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420717)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:46 AM
Author: self-centered out-of-control philosopher-king

Only when you stop to consider that the movie studio licensed out the character to the casket maker. No way they missed out on their cut,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424136)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: federal background story station

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36433410)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: opaque massive school cafeteria yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419838)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: razzle pungent half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420419)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: exhilarant ticket booth ratface

RIP, little dude. It sounds like you made the most of it with what you had.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419846)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Adulterous queen of the night kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419856)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: elite turquoise dysfunction

Sad stuff. Absolutely gut wrenching for his parents. Just so unfair.

I lost a lot of my good hospital and cancer camp friends growing up. Carried a lot of guilt with me for years. If I had been diagnosed just a few a couple of years earlier I would have been, at best, an amputee, but more likely, dead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419908)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: Rose University

whoa. describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419993)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:15 PM
Author: elite turquoise dysfunction

I've discussed it on the board in the past. I had bone cancer and was in the very first group of patients in a new experimental protocol. Up to that point, if you had my cancer in a limb, they immediately amputated. My case went to a panel of 5 doctors and 3 of them approved me for the newer limb-saving approach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420202)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: stirring mad-dog skullcap

the cancer is gone? survival of the fittest bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420242)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: elite turquoise dysfunction

Yes. Replaced by a certain chill cancer of the mind. (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420311)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: stirring mad-dog skullcap

soul cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420694)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: Appetizing fear-inspiring sanctuary

that's the worst kind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421383)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: supple poppy feces

that's amazing. life is a gift.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422848)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: Mint locus

is this cancer what made you histrionic and bitchmade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422967)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: vibrant rehab private investor

very strong post / moniker synergy here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420134)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: French generalized bond

Jeez what kind of cancer for amputee? Like a random bone cancer or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420220)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: elite turquoise dysfunction

Ewing's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420319)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: Rose University

how old were most of them when they died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420637)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: elite turquoise dysfunction

10-16

The girl I had my first sexual experience with (handjob/fingering) when I was 13, was in remission for four years when it returned and killed her. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421367)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: cerise corner

"dirty stupid cancer" is easily the most devastating part

unreal how much bullshit and pain he had to deal with for no good reason while most Americans eventually eat themselves to death because they have no self-discipline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420487)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: Fuchsia Space Telephone

Life is hard man. Why not extend your sympathy for this kid to everyone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420761)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Azure Painfully Honest Elastic Band People Who Are Hurt

mfcr, a lot of people eat and drink to excess because of stress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420764)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: cerise corner

I don't have sympathy for people who cause their own deaths, and I say this hypocritically as a semi-regular smoker and a DWI convict.

If you get yourself killed, you deserve it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420783)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:49 AM
Author: self-centered out-of-control philosopher-king

TBF odds are he would have eaten himself to death too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424139)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: cerise corner

Also I was recently contacted as a potential bone marrow match and they left a voicemail asking me if I was still onboard with going through with it. The odds of being a match are like 1 in 500 people who volunteer with a cheek swab.

Was honestly kind of on the fence because it's painful and shit, but this is a sign and 100% persuaded me to do it. I'd have to be a complete asshole to not potentially save some kid with leukemia just because of some mildly invasive and uncomfortable procedure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420614)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:55 PM
Author: Fishy exciting range goyim

i heard a radio interview last week with some colorado mom whose kid found a bone marrow match in italy.

can you describe how one goes about becoming a donor?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420651)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:57 PM
Author: cerise corner

they had a booth set up at my HS way back in 2009, just had to fill out a form and do the cheek swab and give it to them right there. took like 10 minutes tops. Never thought anything would come of it and completely forgot about it til I got the call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420662)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: stirring mad-dog skullcap

how much do they pay? like 3-4 movie tickets like giving blood?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420700)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: cerise corner

lol as far as I'm aware, there is no compensation, but I don't really remember if I got anything when I signed up.

I don't care, potentially saving a life would be enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420712)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: stirring mad-dog skullcap

oh i see. you're a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420777)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: cerise corner

Nah just doing what I can and what most people would do in this situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420803)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: hairless crackhouse immigrant

what kind of pain is involved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420872)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: cerise corner

they drill deep into your pelvic bone

obviously you go under for the procedure, but there is a lingering ache for like 2-3 weeks after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420890)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: zippy insecure dopamine spot

lol don't make him change his mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420902)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:27 PM
Author: Mint locus

"HS...2009"

what the FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422975)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 3:53 AM
Author: anal aphrodisiac coffee pot

Holy shit there are people here who are almost 30 lmfao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424060)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:03 PM
Author: federal background story station

"When I grow up: I’m going to be a professional boxer"

Um...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420720)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: cerise corner

He will be reincarnated as the next Ali, and you will be a cockroach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420755)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: federal background story station

Seems unduly harsh for me, but good for him I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420840)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Mint locus

cockroach?

don't you need positive karma to be reincarnated into a higher lifeform?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422980)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: Azure Painfully Honest Elastic Band People Who Are Hurt

I hope your shitpit eats your future child's face off. Not out of spite, but because it would be way way better than suffering through 18 years of having you as a "dad"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420756)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: federal background story station

Seems unduly harsh. Besides, why maf at me? I didn't kill him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420796)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: bronze comical parlor

Tough but fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421254)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: Fuchsia Space Telephone

You guys wouldn't shed a single tear for this kid if he was black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420784)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: Adventurous Buff Nibblets

that's an argument AGAINST multiracial societies, not FOR.

it's human nature. don't try to *correct* it. work in harmony with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420828)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: cerise corner

What an absurd statement

I would feel the same if he was the child of two gay illegal immigrant dads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420851)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: cracking garrison idiot

he's projecting. liberals have souls of coal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422596)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: federal background story station

Wtf, that would be sad too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420860)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:58 AM
Author: obsidian beta state

Oh come on, being black is perhaps not optimal but it's nowhere near as sad as the story in the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423869)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: gaped contagious senate french chef

wtf dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421241)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: stirring mad-dog skullcap

i thought he was black you disgusting racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421284)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Mint locus

i couldn't tell since i don't see race

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422984)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: French generalized bond

Even the most vile white supremacist knows that skinny little black boys are the cutest kids, especially if they are spazzy goofballs like this dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421477)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: brilliant quadroon

true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422569)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:47 AM
Author: self-centered out-of-control philosopher-king

I'm not shedding a single tear for him as is. He wasn't a Soviet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424137)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:16 AM
Author: Copper offensive stag film

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429008)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Arousing crystalline market multi-billionaire

wow. I hope you get a bouncy castle shoved up your ass for poasting this shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420905)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: Adulterous queen of the night kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421266)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: Rose University

hopefully some nurse had the decency to show this kid her tits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420913)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Mint locus

a peek experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422985)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: federal background story station

Also, good on them for fulfilling his burial wishes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420915)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: umber antidepressant drug house

Sounds like he lived more in 5 years than xo poasters have in their median 45 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422820)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:17 AM
Author: Copper offensive stag film

harsh but completely true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429015)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: Mint locus

He's getting a symbolic Asgardian burial, kid is 190

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422935)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:45 AM
Author: self-centered out-of-control philosopher-king

TTT of them for not doing it for real. I want to be lit the fuck up on a giant wooden pyre too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424135)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 2:44 AM
Author: puce insanely creepy ceo chad

Embarrassing thread for xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423937)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:41 AM
Author: self-centered out-of-control philosopher-king

Holy fuck, I thought they cured like 90% of childhood cancers now? Kid got 10% PWND.

Faggot Trump should be fighting a war on cancer and not running around telling NATO to up defense spending in a world of zero fucking threats. The retarded orange monkey needs the cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424131)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:53 AM
Author: cobalt hospital

Where did you get that from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424145)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: self-centered out-of-control philosopher-king

90% of childhood cancers go into remission and never come back after treatment. Only around 10% are fatal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36426053)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:47 AM
Author: Flatulent stead dragon

He’s incredibly stupid. Just ignore everything he says.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429403)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:20 AM
Author: Copper offensive stag film

poor little man.

god bless him, and i hoap we see him again one day, living large with his troop in the Rwandan jungle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429039)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:50 AM
Author: beady-eyed marketing idea library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429462)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: yellow psychic

Don King on a private jet to the Rwandan jungle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36433188)