https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Texas_Longhorns_football_seasons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36418910)

1. Go to practice and work hard

2. Hang out in a chill restaurant and eat fish tacos

Who picks #1?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419082)

E.g. all the Marquise Goodwin, Quandre Diggs, Alex Okafor, Keenan Robinson, adrian Phillips, fozzy Whittaker dudes. Won’t put D’onta Foreman on this list, but he was buried on the depth chart until they had no alternatives and then they just started giving him 35 carries a game. All second contract dudes that were mid rounders to undrafted. Late Mack Brown and Charlie Strong were just terrible coaches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419175)

Mack Brown was basically crushed as a man by losing to Alabama in 2010 after having Colt McGay’s faggot dad force him out of the game to protect Colt’s third round draft grade. It would make me question all of my life choices as well if the ultimate moment of triumph of my entire career was ruined by some idiot sideline dad. Mack basically stopped trying after that and then they sucked so bad the next year that he lost both his coordinators and should’ve just retired on the spot but puttered along in mediocrity for a couple more years.

And then LOL at Charlie Strong being a coach at a major program. He failed in all three phases—epic shitshow he pulled off with their offensive coordinators, allowing Vance Bedford to wreck his defense and fail to develop any of the legit NFL talent Strong recruited, and in their last season they were getting fucking extra points blocked left and right haha. That dude was a joke. It was so perfect that he coup de graced himself by losing to fucking Kansas. The lesson as always is to never hire a shortmo to lead anything. The guy was clearly there for the paycheck for the jump. He had this great quote the summer before his first season where he was like “uh we aren’t winning any national championships anytime soon” and all the TTTexas fanfags were like “wait what?”

Herman is a raging douchebag, and super overrated, but he’ll get them back to ten win seasons and regular appearances in major bowls and once in a a while they might make the playoff when the conference is down and the SEC and Big 10 schools all beat up on each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419125)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI2halSq07c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419351)

Nebraska has been demonstrably better than Texas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36420038)

Imagine you’re some 95-iq defensive back with a 4.4 40 who doesn’t know shit about shit except the SEC sends the most players to the pro level and they’re telling you you can play in the SEC and still drive two hours to your Grammy’s Sunday supper every week.

They should appear in the dictionary next to schadenfreude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36420354)