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SEXTING TIPS FOR GUYS: 3 DIRTY TEXTS YOU SHOULD SEND A GIRL
| Hyperventilating mood masturbator | 07/15/18 |
| Bat-shit-crazy parlor | 07/15/18 |
| Stirring green kitty cat | 07/16/18 |
| 180 shrine therapy | 07/30/18 |
| thirsty misanthropic principal's office | 01/09/19 |
| Nighttime Internal Respiration | 07/15/18 |
| Hyperventilating mood masturbator | 07/15/18 |
| Bat-shit-crazy parlor | 07/15/18 |
| vigorous splenetic regret new version | 07/15/18 |
| Embarrassed to the bone corn cake | 07/15/18 |
| Abnormal Mint Lodge | 01/09/19 |
| Razzle Stag Film | 01/09/19 |
| arrogant tripping haunted graveyard | 07/15/18 |
| laughsome grizzly kitchen | 07/15/18 |
| Pungent frozen office rigor | 07/15/18 |
| Histrionic circlehead | 07/15/18 |
| Pungent frozen office rigor | 07/15/18 |
| lascivious smoky pozpig field | 07/15/18 |
| Pungent frozen office rigor | 07/15/18 |
| Abnormal Mint Lodge | 07/30/18 |
| big-titted fuchsia windowlicker | 07/15/18 |
| Embarrassed to the bone corn cake | 07/15/18 |
| Pungent frozen office rigor | 07/15/18 |
| big-titted fuchsia windowlicker | 07/15/18 |
| Chocolate potus | 07/15/18 |
| domesticated onyx stead | 07/15/18 |
| Ivory Talented Quadroon Corner | 07/15/18 |
| Vivacious depressive | 07/15/18 |
| Embarrassed to the bone corn cake | 07/15/18 |
| Racy violet national stock car | 07/15/18 |
| Bat-shit-crazy parlor | 07/15/18 |
| Nighttime Internal Respiration | 07/15/18 |
| idiotic plaza community account | 07/15/18 |
| exhilarant nursing home | 07/15/18 |
| floppy poppy mental disorder cuckold | 07/15/18 |
| Hyperventilating mood masturbator | 07/16/18 |
| startling faggotry native | 07/19/18 |
| hairraiser hot institution twinkling uncleanness | 07/30/18 |
| Abnormal Mint Lodge | 07/30/18 |
| Zombie-like Azn Property | 01/07/19 |
| Hyperventilating mood masturbator | 01/09/19 |
| Stirring green kitty cat | 07/16/18 |
| submissive khaki theater mediation | 01/09/19 |
| Territorial locale | 01/09/19 |
| Irradiated ruddy hominid hell | 01/09/19 |
| beady-eyed unhinged spot | 01/09/19 |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 5:58 PM Author: Hyperventilating mood masturbator Naughty but nice (Flirty banter, always a sexual undertone)
Her: Hey you, how’s your day going? x You: Well hello my cheeky little fuzzy chicken… a little boring if I’m honest. Need some excitement today x Her: What kind of excitement? :) You: Dunno, like a submissive maid who’s does everything I ask… x Her: Shall I get the outfit out of my closet for you? x You: Yes… and make sure you pick up my dry cleaning on the way… otherwise daddy will be angry. Her: Is it bad that I like it when daddy is angry? x You: Yes. And for that I’m going to have to put you over my knee you naughty girl. Blah blah, you get the picture. She basically loves the tease, because it’s naughty… you’re leading the texts and she’s being submissive.
The hunter (No fluff, just straight to the point)
You: So it’s Thursday evening… work almost done and I’ve got an overwhelming erection, what is a man to do? x Her: Get some ice ;) x You: Now now missy, that’s naughty. You weren’t given lips like that for nothing… get the high heels, some red lipstick and get to my place sharpish Her: And if I don’t? x You: I will find you… kidnap you… blind fold you, tie you to my bed and have my way with you… even when you can’t take it anymore. Her: See you at 10… x The fantasist (Building up a sexual story in her mind that will keep her horny all day long)
You: Just been to see Batman… What a badass x Her: Oh yeah? x You: Yep, that deep voice, crazy ninja moves and rock hard six pack… ooooo Her: You got the hots for Batman? x You: Are you telling me that if Batman grabbed you, took you back to his lair, whispered dirty words in that deep gravely voice and dominated you… you wouldn’t like it? x Her: Mmmm… ok I’m in x You: Damn. it’s 11pm, where the hell can I get a bat suit at this hour… Her: Forget the bat suit, just bring the gravely voice! x You: On my way miss… |
Date: July 15th, 2018 5:59 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy parlor ITT: an autistic incel sexts himself and secretly wonders why he's still an incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432166) |
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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:40 AM Author: Stirring green kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36434910) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:44 AM Author: 180 shrine therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36521166) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:29 PM Author: thirsty misanthropic principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559213) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:03 PM Author: Nighttime Internal Respiration smell of DUCK SAUCE overwhelming my senses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432176) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:12 PM Author: Hyperventilating mood masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432221) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:13 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432226) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:15 PM Author: vigorous splenetic regret new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432248) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:19 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432275) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:25 PM Author: Abnormal Mint Lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559176) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:33 PM Author: Razzle Stag Film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559236) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:04 PM Author: arrogant tripping haunted graveyard I like the premise of this thread but I think we can improve upon the execution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432177) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:14 PM Author: laughsome grizzly kitchen JFC i guess I'm ordering Chinese tonight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432235) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:24 PM Author: Pungent frozen office rigor RATE THIS EXCHANGE
https://i.imgur.com/PrD5wiY.jpg |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:45 PM Author: Histrionic circlehead alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432420) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:49 PM Author: Pungent frozen office rigor It's a strange time we live in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432438) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:18 PM Author: lascivious smoky pozpig field presumably you'd chatted on some app before switching to texting and she'd agreed to meet up. right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432560) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:25 PM Author: Pungent frozen office rigor met her in person before texting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432590) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:42 AM Author: Abnormal Mint Lodge strong 6am texting game
im assuming she came over, sucked you dry, made breakfast, and left? |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:24 PM Author: big-titted fuchsia windowlicker Which corner of the fuckernet did you steal this from (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432314) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:26 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone corn cake r/autism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432324) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:48 PM Author: Pungent frozen office rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432434) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:01 PM Author: big-titted fuchsia windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432500) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:29 PM Author: Chocolate potus *puts on my robe and wizard hat* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432334) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:51 PM Author: domesticated onyx stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433020) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:57 PM Author: Ivory Talented Quadroon Corner RISTEN, I-AH UR SEDUCSHA SENSEI! HERE TREEE-AH SEXT GUALANTEE TO-AH GET U RAID TONITE!!!
*nyuug and uvt furiously scribble 4 pages of notes each* |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:03 PM Author: Vivacious depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432508) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:18 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432559) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:19 PM Author: Racy violet national stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432566) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:23 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432583) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:52 PM Author: Nighttime Internal Respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433026) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:53 PM Author: idiotic plaza community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433033) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:57 PM Author: exhilarant nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433072) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 10:38 PM Author: floppy poppy mental disorder cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433849) |
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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:37 AM Author: Hyperventilating mood masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36434895) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:30 PM Author: startling faggotry native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36461536) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:25 AM Author: hairraiser hot institution twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36521148) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:41 AM Author: Abnormal Mint Lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36521160) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 12:08 AM Author: Zombie-like Azn Property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37541610) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:13 PM Author: Hyperventilating mood masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559078) |
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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:43 AM Author: Stirring green kitty cat Now do one where you get the chick to agree to peg you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36434916) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:20 PM Author: submissive khaki theater mediation cheeky little fuzzy chicken (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559149) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:24 PM Author: Territorial locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559169) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:25 PM Author: Irradiated ruddy hominid hell Cringed multiple times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559173) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:34 PM Author: beady-eyed unhinged spot rolf this is fucking awful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559244) |