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| hairraiser nofapping dragon piazza | 07/15/18 |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 5:58 PM Author: hairraiser nofapping dragon piazza Naughty but nice (Flirty banter, always a sexual undertone)
Her: Hey you, how’s your day going? x You: Well hello my cheeky little fuzzy chicken… a little boring if I’m honest. Need some excitement today x Her: What kind of excitement? :) You: Dunno, like a submissive maid who’s does everything I ask… x Her: Shall I get the outfit out of my closet for you? x You: Yes… and make sure you pick up my dry cleaning on the way… otherwise daddy will be angry. Her: Is it bad that I like it when daddy is angry? x You: Yes. And for that I’m going to have to put you over my knee you naughty girl. Blah blah, you get the picture. She basically loves the tease, because it’s naughty… you’re leading the texts and she’s being submissive.
The hunter (No fluff, just straight to the point)
You: So it’s Thursday evening… work almost done and I’ve got an overwhelming erection, what is a man to do? x Her: Get some ice ;) x You: Now now missy, that’s naughty. You weren’t given lips like that for nothing… get the high heels, some red lipstick and get to my place sharpish Her: And if I don’t? x You: I will find you… kidnap you… blind fold you, tie you to my bed and have my way with you… even when you can’t take it anymore. Her: See you at 10… x The fantasist (Building up a sexual story in her mind that will keep her horny all day long)
You: Just been to see Batman… What a badass x Her: Oh yeah? x You: Yep, that deep voice, crazy ninja moves and rock hard six pack… ooooo Her: You got the hots for Batman? x You: Are you telling me that if Batman grabbed you, took you back to his lair, whispered dirty words in that deep gravely voice and dominated you… you wouldn’t like it? x Her: Mmmm… ok I’m in x You: Damn. it’s 11pm, where the hell can I get a bat suit at this hour… Her: Forget the bat suit, just bring the gravely voice! x You: On my way miss… |
Date: July 15th, 2018 5:59 PM Author: spectacular green halford reading party ITT: an autistic incel sexts himself and secretly wonders why he's still an incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432166) |
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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:40 AM Author: Aromatic Claret Center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36434910) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:44 AM Author: galvanic hominid kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36521166) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:29 PM Author: Hot boistinker pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559213) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:03 PM Author: Clear national ladyboy smell of DUCK SAUCE overwhelming my senses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432176) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:12 PM Author: hairraiser nofapping dragon piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432221) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:13 PM Author: spectacular green halford reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432226) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:15 PM Author: Sapphire misunderstood stead circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432248) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:19 PM Author: irate principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432275) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:25 PM Author: purple appetizing fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559176) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:33 PM Author: marvelous friendly grandma internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559236) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:04 PM Author: Submissive glittery gay wizard rigor I like the premise of this thread but I think we can improve upon the execution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432177) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:14 PM Author: Cerebral twinkling uncleanness hunting ground JFC i guess I'm ordering Chinese tonight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432235) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:24 PM Author: provocative zombie-like goal in life RATE THIS EXCHANGE
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:45 PM Author: Racy trailer park alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432420) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:49 PM Author: provocative zombie-like goal in life It's a strange time we live in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432438) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:18 PM Author: Overrated Ruddy Immigrant Property presumably you'd chatted on some app before switching to texting and she'd agreed to meet up. right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432560) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:25 PM Author: provocative zombie-like goal in life met her in person before texting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432590) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:42 AM Author: purple appetizing fanboi strong 6am texting game
im assuming she came over, sucked you dry, made breakfast, and left? |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:24 PM Author: avocado institution hissy fit Which corner of the fuckernet did you steal this from (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432314) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:26 PM Author: irate principal's office r/autism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432324) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:48 PM Author: provocative zombie-like goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432434) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:01 PM Author: avocado institution hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432500) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:29 PM Author: dun alcoholic rehab prole *puts on my robe and wizard hat* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432334) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:51 PM Author: excitant therapy sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433020) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:57 PM Author: Autistic Electric Furnace Roast Beef RISTEN, I-AH UR SEDUCSHA SENSEI! HERE TREEE-AH SEXT GUALANTEE TO-AH GET U RAID TONITE!!!
*nyuug and uvt furiously scribble 4 pages of notes each* |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:03 PM Author: Mind-boggling opaque church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432508) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:18 PM Author: irate principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432559) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:19 PM Author: Domesticated Self-centered Hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432566) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:23 PM Author: spectacular green halford reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432583) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:52 PM Author: Clear national ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433026) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:53 PM Author: nighttime lodge gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433033) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:57 PM Author: cracking up-to-no-good forum yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433072) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 10:38 PM Author: Big abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433849) |
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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:37 AM Author: hairraiser nofapping dragon piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36434895) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:30 PM Author: Swashbuckling Giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36461536) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:25 AM Author: Sick parlour corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36521148) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:41 AM Author: purple appetizing fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36521160) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 12:08 AM Author: Heady Angry Temple Sound Barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37541610) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:13 PM Author: hairraiser nofapping dragon piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559078) |
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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:43 AM Author: Aromatic Claret Center Now do one where you get the chick to agree to peg you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36434916) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:20 PM Author: Mentally impaired bbw gaping cheeky little fuzzy chicken (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559149) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:24 PM Author: Talented school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559169) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:25 PM Author: razzmatazz mewling stag film sweet tailpipe Cringed multiple times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559173) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:34 PM Author: Hyperactive Native rolf this is fucking awful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559244) |