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| stirring fishy legal warrant trust fund | 07/15/18 |
| High-end elite parlor travel guidebook | 07/15/18 |
| sooty pozpig mad cow disease | 07/16/18 |
| territorial spot hairy legs | 07/30/18 |
| Green locale | 01/09/19 |
| Autistic Insecure Ticket Booth Masturbator | 07/15/18 |
| stirring fishy legal warrant trust fund | 07/15/18 |
| High-end elite parlor travel guidebook | 07/15/18 |
| Twisted Field | 07/15/18 |
| Provocative sandwich piazza | 07/15/18 |
| out-of-control giraffe orchestra pit | 01/09/19 |
| Cyan painfully honest partner | 01/09/19 |
| umber idiotic forum | 07/15/18 |
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| Olive bonkers business firm | 07/15/18 |
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| Olive bonkers business firm | 07/15/18 |
| out-of-control giraffe orchestra pit | 07/30/18 |
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| Provocative sandwich piazza | 07/15/18 |
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| razzle idea he suggested love of her life | 07/15/18 |
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| stirring fishy legal warrant trust fund | 07/16/18 |
| free-loading bawdyhouse | 07/19/18 |
| confused degenerate affirmative action | 07/30/18 |
| out-of-control giraffe orchestra pit | 07/30/18 |
| stimulating ungodly wagecucks | 01/07/19 |
| stirring fishy legal warrant trust fund | 01/09/19 |
| sooty pozpig mad cow disease | 07/16/18 |
| Histrionic gaming laptop range | 01/09/19 |
| pontificating newt theater stage | 01/09/19 |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 5:58 PM Author: stirring fishy legal warrant trust fund Naughty but nice (Flirty banter, always a sexual undertone)
Her: Hey you, how’s your day going? x You: Well hello my cheeky little fuzzy chicken… a little boring if I’m honest. Need some excitement today x Her: What kind of excitement? :) You: Dunno, like a submissive maid who’s does everything I ask… x Her: Shall I get the outfit out of my closet for you? x You: Yes… and make sure you pick up my dry cleaning on the way… otherwise daddy will be angry. Her: Is it bad that I like it when daddy is angry? x You: Yes. And for that I’m going to have to put you over my knee you naughty girl. Blah blah, you get the picture. She basically loves the tease, because it’s naughty… you’re leading the texts and she’s being submissive.
The hunter (No fluff, just straight to the point)
You: So it’s Thursday evening… work almost done and I’ve got an overwhelming erection, what is a man to do? x Her: Get some ice ;) x You: Now now missy, that’s naughty. You weren’t given lips like that for nothing… get the high heels, some red lipstick and get to my place sharpish Her: And if I don’t? x You: I will find you… kidnap you… blind fold you, tie you to my bed and have my way with you… even when you can’t take it anymore. Her: See you at 10… x The fantasist (Building up a sexual story in her mind that will keep her horny all day long)
You: Just been to see Batman… What a badass x Her: Oh yeah? x You: Yep, that deep voice, crazy ninja moves and rock hard six pack… ooooo Her: You got the hots for Batman? x You: Are you telling me that if Batman grabbed you, took you back to his lair, whispered dirty words in that deep gravely voice and dominated you… you wouldn’t like it? x Her: Mmmm… ok I’m in x You: Damn. it’s 11pm, where the hell can I get a bat suit at this hour… Her: Forget the bat suit, just bring the gravely voice! x You: On my way miss… |
Date: July 15th, 2018 5:59 PM Author: High-end elite parlor travel guidebook ITT: an autistic incel sexts himself and secretly wonders why he's still an incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432166) |
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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:40 AM Author: sooty pozpig mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36434910) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:44 AM Author: territorial spot hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36521166) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:29 PM Author: Green locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559213) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:03 PM Author: Autistic Insecure Ticket Booth Masturbator smell of DUCK SAUCE overwhelming my senses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432176) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:12 PM Author: stirring fishy legal warrant trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432221) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:13 PM Author: High-end elite parlor travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432226) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:15 PM Author: Twisted Field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432248) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:19 PM Author: Provocative sandwich piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432275) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:25 PM Author: out-of-control giraffe orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559176) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:33 PM Author: Cyan painfully honest partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559236) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:04 PM Author: umber idiotic forum I like the premise of this thread but I think we can improve upon the execution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432177) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:14 PM Author: passionate meetinghouse round eye JFC i guess I'm ordering Chinese tonight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432235) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:24 PM Author: Olive bonkers business firm RATE THIS EXCHANGE
https://i.imgur.com/PrD5wiY.jpg |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:45 PM Author: blathering center alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432420) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:49 PM Author: Olive bonkers business firm It's a strange time we live in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432438) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:18 PM Author: Gay coldplay fan presumably you'd chatted on some app before switching to texting and she'd agreed to meet up. right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432560) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:25 PM Author: Olive bonkers business firm met her in person before texting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432590) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:42 AM Author: out-of-control giraffe orchestra pit strong 6am texting game
im assuming she came over, sucked you dry, made breakfast, and left? |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:24 PM Author: razzle idea he suggested love of her life Which corner of the fuckernet did you steal this from (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432314) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:26 PM Author: Provocative sandwich piazza r/autism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432324) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:48 PM Author: Olive bonkers business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432434) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:01 PM Author: razzle idea he suggested love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432500) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:29 PM Author: Chrome Cuck Dysfunction *puts on my robe and wizard hat* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432334) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:51 PM Author: Impressive appetizing school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433020) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:57 PM Author: clear laughsome church building RISTEN, I-AH UR SEDUCSHA SENSEI! HERE TREEE-AH SEXT GUALANTEE TO-AH GET U RAID TONITE!!!
*nyuug and uvt furiously scribble 4 pages of notes each* |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:03 PM Author: Supple shaky church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432508) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:18 PM Author: Provocative sandwich piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432559) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:19 PM Author: Vivacious Anal Indirect Expression Area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432566) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:23 PM Author: High-end elite parlor travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432583) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:52 PM Author: Autistic Insecure Ticket Booth Masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433026) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:53 PM Author: abusive wonderful foreskin nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433033) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:57 PM Author: bearded dun shitlib dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433072) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 10:38 PM Author: erotic stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433849) |
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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:37 AM Author: stirring fishy legal warrant trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36434895) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:30 PM Author: free-loading bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36461536) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:25 AM Author: confused degenerate affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36521148) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:41 AM Author: out-of-control giraffe orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36521160) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 12:08 AM Author: stimulating ungodly wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37541610) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:13 PM Author: stirring fishy legal warrant trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559078) |
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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:43 AM Author: sooty pozpig mad cow disease Now do one where you get the chick to agree to peg you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36434916) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:20 PM Author: Histrionic gaming laptop range cheeky little fuzzy chicken (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559149) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:24 PM Author: pontificating newt theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559169) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:25 PM Author: blue crackhouse Cringed multiple times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559173) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:34 PM Author: khaki indecent associate shrine rolf this is fucking awful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559244) |