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| irradiated pistol lodge | 07/15/18 |
| Wonderful voyeur chad | 07/15/18 |
| Cordovan station | 07/16/18 |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 5:58 PM Author: irradiated pistol lodge Naughty but nice (Flirty banter, always a sexual undertone)
Her: Hey you, how’s your day going? x You: Well hello my cheeky little fuzzy chicken… a little boring if I’m honest. Need some excitement today x Her: What kind of excitement? :) You: Dunno, like a submissive maid who’s does everything I ask… x Her: Shall I get the outfit out of my closet for you? x You: Yes… and make sure you pick up my dry cleaning on the way… otherwise daddy will be angry. Her: Is it bad that I like it when daddy is angry? x You: Yes. And for that I’m going to have to put you over my knee you naughty girl. Blah blah, you get the picture. She basically loves the tease, because it’s naughty… you’re leading the texts and she’s being submissive.
The hunter (No fluff, just straight to the point)
You: So it’s Thursday evening… work almost done and I’ve got an overwhelming erection, what is a man to do? x Her: Get some ice ;) x You: Now now missy, that’s naughty. You weren’t given lips like that for nothing… get the high heels, some red lipstick and get to my place sharpish Her: And if I don’t? x You: I will find you… kidnap you… blind fold you, tie you to my bed and have my way with you… even when you can’t take it anymore. Her: See you at 10… x The fantasist (Building up a sexual story in her mind that will keep her horny all day long)
You: Just been to see Batman… What a badass x Her: Oh yeah? x You: Yep, that deep voice, crazy ninja moves and rock hard six pack… ooooo Her: You got the hots for Batman? x You: Are you telling me that if Batman grabbed you, took you back to his lair, whispered dirty words in that deep gravely voice and dominated you… you wouldn’t like it? x Her: Mmmm… ok I’m in x You: Damn. it’s 11pm, where the hell can I get a bat suit at this hour… Her: Forget the bat suit, just bring the gravely voice! x You: On my way miss… |
Date: July 15th, 2018 5:59 PM Author: Wonderful voyeur chad ITT: an autistic incel sexts himself and secretly wonders why he's still an incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432166) |
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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:40 AM Author: Cordovan station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36434910) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:44 AM Author: vibrant dragon sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36521166) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:29 PM Author: ultramarine submissive forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559213) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:03 PM Author: Appetizing Kitty Cat Rigor smell of DUCK SAUCE overwhelming my senses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432176) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:12 PM Author: irradiated pistol lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432221) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:13 PM Author: Wonderful voyeur chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432226) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:15 PM Author: primrose shrine wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432248) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:19 PM Author: seedy bonkers round eye mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432275) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:25 PM Author: Drunken aphrodisiac laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559176) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:33 PM Author: sienna dashing base fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559236) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:04 PM Author: multi-colored hideous mad-dog skullcap I like the premise of this thread but I think we can improve upon the execution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432177) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:14 PM Author: Titillating offensive volcanic crater JFC i guess I'm ordering Chinese tonight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432235) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:24 PM Author: Fishy Point Juggernaut RATE THIS EXCHANGE
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:45 PM Author: Bistre casino potus alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432420) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:49 PM Author: Fishy Point Juggernaut It's a strange time we live in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432438) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:18 PM Author: exciting blathering shitlib range presumably you'd chatted on some app before switching to texting and she'd agreed to meet up. right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432560) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:25 PM Author: Fishy Point Juggernaut met her in person before texting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432590) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:42 AM Author: Drunken aphrodisiac laser beams strong 6am texting game
im assuming she came over, sucked you dry, made breakfast, and left? |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:24 PM Author: Laughsome sound barrier corn cake Which corner of the fuckernet did you steal this from (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432314) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:26 PM Author: seedy bonkers round eye mood r/autism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432324) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:48 PM Author: Fishy Point Juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432434) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:01 PM Author: Laughsome sound barrier corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432500) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:29 PM Author: 180 charcoal feces step-uncle's house *puts on my robe and wizard hat* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432334) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:51 PM Author: know-it-all pink church building pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433020) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:57 PM Author: at-the-ready depressive state RISTEN, I-AH UR SEDUCSHA SENSEI! HERE TREEE-AH SEXT GUALANTEE TO-AH GET U RAID TONITE!!!
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:03 PM Author: Rough-skinned Stead Codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432508) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:18 PM Author: seedy bonkers round eye mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432559) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:19 PM Author: Motley Abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432566) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:23 PM Author: Wonderful voyeur chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432583) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:52 PM Author: Appetizing Kitty Cat Rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433026) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:53 PM Author: adventurous flickering messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433033) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:57 PM Author: mustard concupiscible church black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433072) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 10:38 PM Author: Maroon startled temple kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433849) |
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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:37 AM Author: irradiated pistol lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36434895) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:30 PM Author: razzle-dazzle bisexual indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36461536) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:25 AM Author: Stirring sexy locale crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36521148) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:41 AM Author: Drunken aphrodisiac laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36521160) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 12:08 AM Author: Overrated Theatre Antidepressant Drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37541610) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:13 PM Author: irradiated pistol lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559078) |
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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:43 AM Author: Cordovan station Now do one where you get the chick to agree to peg you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36434916) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:20 PM Author: zombie-like patrolman cheeky little fuzzy chicken (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559149) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:24 PM Author: bespoke naked wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559169) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:25 PM Author: Soul-stirring library background story Cringed multiple times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559173) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:34 PM Author: hairraiser well-lubricated cuck rolf this is fucking awful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559244) |