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| pea-brained curious theater preventive strike | 07/15/18 |
| motley yapping native coffee pot | 07/15/18 |
| Slap-happy Razzmatazz Menage | 07/16/18 |
| Rose razzle plaza | 07/30/18 |
| Bonkers casino | 01/09/19 |
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| pea-brained curious theater preventive strike | 07/15/18 |
| motley yapping native coffee pot | 07/15/18 |
| Zippy locus | 07/15/18 |
| Azure painfully honest electric furnace range | 07/15/18 |
| Vigorous public bath | 01/09/19 |
| House-broken garrison degenerate | 01/09/19 |
| Aphrodisiac Market Love Of Her Life | 07/15/18 |
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| Vigorous public bath | 07/30/18 |
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| Azure painfully honest electric furnace range | 07/15/18 |
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| Azure painfully honest electric furnace range | 07/15/18 |
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| motley yapping native coffee pot | 07/15/18 |
| boyish hall | 07/15/18 |
| fishy pocket flask | 07/15/18 |
| Talented spruce gaping | 07/15/18 |
| Irate university | 07/15/18 |
| pea-brained curious theater preventive strike | 07/16/18 |
| dashing disrespectful spot | 07/19/18 |
| concupiscible infuriating really tough guy | 07/30/18 |
| Vigorous public bath | 07/30/18 |
| Cheese-eating affirmative action point | 01/07/19 |
| pea-brained curious theater preventive strike | 01/09/19 |
| Slap-happy Razzmatazz Menage | 07/16/18 |
| Hateful double fault office | 01/09/19 |
| Stubborn indirect expression | 01/09/19 |
| twinkling box office kitty | 01/09/19 |
| Wonderful nighttime resort mood | 01/09/19 |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 5:58 PM Author: pea-brained curious theater preventive strike Naughty but nice (Flirty banter, always a sexual undertone)
Her: Hey you, how’s your day going? x You: Well hello my cheeky little fuzzy chicken… a little boring if I’m honest. Need some excitement today x Her: What kind of excitement? :) You: Dunno, like a submissive maid who’s does everything I ask… x Her: Shall I get the outfit out of my closet for you? x You: Yes… and make sure you pick up my dry cleaning on the way… otherwise daddy will be angry. Her: Is it bad that I like it when daddy is angry? x You: Yes. And for that I’m going to have to put you over my knee you naughty girl. Blah blah, you get the picture. She basically loves the tease, because it’s naughty… you’re leading the texts and she’s being submissive.
The hunter (No fluff, just straight to the point)
You: So it’s Thursday evening… work almost done and I’ve got an overwhelming erection, what is a man to do? x Her: Get some ice ;) x You: Now now missy, that’s naughty. You weren’t given lips like that for nothing… get the high heels, some red lipstick and get to my place sharpish Her: And if I don’t? x You: I will find you… kidnap you… blind fold you, tie you to my bed and have my way with you… even when you can’t take it anymore. Her: See you at 10… x The fantasist (Building up a sexual story in her mind that will keep her horny all day long)
You: Just been to see Batman… What a badass x Her: Oh yeah? x You: Yep, that deep voice, crazy ninja moves and rock hard six pack… ooooo Her: You got the hots for Batman? x You: Are you telling me that if Batman grabbed you, took you back to his lair, whispered dirty words in that deep gravely voice and dominated you… you wouldn’t like it? x Her: Mmmm… ok I’m in x You: Damn. it’s 11pm, where the hell can I get a bat suit at this hour… Her: Forget the bat suit, just bring the gravely voice! x You: On my way miss… |
Date: July 15th, 2018 5:59 PM Author: motley yapping native coffee pot ITT: an autistic incel sexts himself and secretly wonders why he's still an incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432166) |
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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:40 AM Author: Slap-happy Razzmatazz Menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36434910) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:44 AM Author: Rose razzle plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36521166) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:29 PM Author: Bonkers casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559213) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:03 PM Author: boyish hall smell of DUCK SAUCE overwhelming my senses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432176) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:12 PM Author: pea-brained curious theater preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432221) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:13 PM Author: motley yapping native coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432226) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:15 PM Author: Zippy locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432248) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:19 PM Author: Azure painfully honest electric furnace range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432275) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:25 PM Author: Vigorous public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559176) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:33 PM Author: House-broken garrison degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559236) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:04 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Market Love Of Her Life I like the premise of this thread but I think we can improve upon the execution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432177) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:14 PM Author: sinister exhilarant location JFC i guess I'm ordering Chinese tonight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432235) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:24 PM Author: Amber Gaming Laptop Hissy Fit RATE THIS EXCHANGE
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:45 PM Author: thriller whorehouse tattoo alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432420) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:49 PM Author: Amber Gaming Laptop Hissy Fit It's a strange time we live in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432438) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:18 PM Author: Spectacular international law enforcement agency presumably you'd chatted on some app before switching to texting and she'd agreed to meet up. right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432560) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:25 PM Author: Amber Gaming Laptop Hissy Fit met her in person before texting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432590) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:42 AM Author: Vigorous public bath strong 6am texting game
im assuming she came over, sucked you dry, made breakfast, and left? |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:24 PM Author: wild bearded step-uncle's house Which corner of the fuckernet did you steal this from (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432314) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:26 PM Author: Azure painfully honest electric furnace range r/autism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432324) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:48 PM Author: Amber Gaming Laptop Hissy Fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432434) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:01 PM Author: wild bearded step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432500) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:29 PM Author: autistic sandwich *puts on my robe and wizard hat* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432334) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:51 PM Author: Stimulating bisexual area national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433020) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:03 PM Author: Galvanic Ivory Main People (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432508) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:18 PM Author: Azure painfully honest electric furnace range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432559) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:19 PM Author: Olive abusive mexican liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432566) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:23 PM Author: motley yapping native coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432583) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:52 PM Author: boyish hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433026) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:53 PM Author: fishy pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433033) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:57 PM Author: Talented spruce gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433072) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 10:38 PM Author: Irate university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433849) |
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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:37 AM Author: pea-brained curious theater preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36434895) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:30 PM Author: dashing disrespectful spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36461536) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:25 AM Author: concupiscible infuriating really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36521148) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:41 AM Author: Vigorous public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36521160) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 12:08 AM Author: Cheese-eating affirmative action point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37541610) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:13 PM Author: pea-brained curious theater preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559078) |
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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:43 AM Author: Slap-happy Razzmatazz Menage Now do one where you get the chick to agree to peg you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36434916) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:20 PM Author: Hateful double fault office cheeky little fuzzy chicken (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559149) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:24 PM Author: Stubborn indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559169) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:25 PM Author: twinkling box office kitty Cringed multiple times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559173) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:34 PM Author: Wonderful nighttime resort mood rolf this is fucking awful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559244) |