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Date: July 17th, 2018 5:37 PM Author: Hyperventilating twisted parlor mexican lawsuit against UM for rape of a student athlete. here is an excerpt:
"Despite bullying by the Defendants immediately after learning that the rapes had been reported as well as being abused by other students and on social media trying to protect the two rapist student athletes. Despite all of these, the minor JANE DOE is resolute and not allowing even in a horrendous crime to keep her from her goals of playing soccer and graduating at the UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI which she in fact has accomplished."
https://images.law.com/contrib/content/uploads/documents/392/25462/Complaint-3-1.pdf |
Date: July 17th, 2018 5:41 PM Author: Hyperventilating twisted parlor mexican "The minor JANE DOE, was, an athlete in high school in Pennsylvanian and she was used to going out with friends and other athletes and being watched and protected by the male student athletes should anything were to occur with regard to nonstudents or any one and that is how she grow up in her hometown in Pennsylvanian. However, she found out the UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI and the student athlete situation would be very very different from what she was used to" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028623&forum_id=2#36447090) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 5:44 PM Author: Hyperventilating twisted parlor mexican literally cant even spell the state of Pennsylvania correctly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028623&forum_id=2#36447119) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 5:59 PM Author: Bespoke lascivious hominid orchestra pit "At all times material hereto, Plaintiff JANE DOE was a minor and was resident of the Pennsylvania"
Must be ESL |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 5:42 PM Author: aromatic crackhouse cuckold 6. The minor Plaintiff had come from a small town in Pennsylvania to Miami and the UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI. When her parents said goodbye to her and left her at the UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI, they assumed that UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI of would do everything it could to protect their daughter at a school well known for its athlete programs for both men and women.
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Date: July 18th, 2018 2:36 AM Author: Heady balding ladyboy Anyone here rock the ALL-CAPS PARTY NAMES?
(Don't. It's TTT.) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 5:46 PM Author: Contagious Blue Puppy actually these are excellent details and the atty who did the drafting clearly spent time working up the case before filing suit. The atty cant write very well of course but theres some solid shitlaw work in the details. I might want to do just a crisp complaint and save the details on humanizing damages for trial, but the atty is doing some solid human work by learning about the plaintiff here in a way that shows they are serious about damages. |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 5:46 PM Author: Hyperventilating twisted parlor mexican now read these paragraphs with a miami accent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028623&forum_id=2#36447139) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 5:47 PM Author: Contagious Blue Puppy lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028623&forum_id=2#36447143) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 5:48 PM Author: Hyperventilating twisted parlor mexican this is a reality kings plot pitch:
"Alexander M. Figueroa and Jawand Blue took the minor Plaintiff to their room and severely sexually assaulted her and raped her numerous times without her actual or consent as she was physically helpless to resist and was unaware of what was going to happened and what in fact happened in the Pearson dorm on the campus of the UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI." |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 5:51 PM Author: Laughsome pit doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028623&forum_id=2#36447168) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:03 PM Author: big-titted private investor corner Reads a lot like TT parody http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841865&mc=192&forum_id=2 |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:08 PM Author: Pungent set patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028623&forum_id=2#36447323) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:06 PM Author: Harsh National Any mention of the strong and bad smell of the athlete’s penis? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028623&forum_id=2#36447315) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:09 PM Author: Hyperventilating twisted parlor mexican no but the nigs had "violate tendencies"
Negligently allowing minors into a dormitory where there are noprotections from other student particularly other student who the UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI knows or should have known had violate tendencies; |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:11 PM Author: Harsh National #MeToo vs BLM
This could be interesting, but the U will likely just roll over and pay whatever to protect both groups. |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 2:34 AM Author: big-titted private investor corner Weird one track mind unable to use lateral thinking to add to Verne's regurgitated premise You had half a day to say, at the very least, well technically they WERE in violation of.... Or even pun off the word violet Fuck you |
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Date: July 24th, 2018 3:48 PM Author: big-titted private investor corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028623&forum_id=2#36488319) |
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Date: July 24th, 2018 3:57 PM Author: grizzly tripping principal's office LJL at autistic lawyers thinking judges actually rule differently based on writing skill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028623&forum_id=2#36488370) |
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Date: July 24th, 2018 4:04 PM Author: aromatic crackhouse cuckold it matters at the margins in federal court where briefs actually get read. shitlawyers sometimes who cant coherently make a difficult point that the clerk wont figure out on his own, and a good writer would be able to make that same point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028623&forum_id=2#36488406) |
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Date: July 24th, 2018 4:36 PM Author: Hyperventilating twisted parlor mexican i think if the writing is this bad, it is slightly prejudicial on a dispositive motion.
no judge is "ruling" on this complaint, but a lot of news articles linked to it and it is just embarrasing for these cholos |