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At a DUI arraignment for 6.5 hours today. 12 voicemails and 37 text messages

Doesn't even include voicemail on my office line. I probably...
Learning disabled deranged cuckold locus
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ivory cuck stage
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Burgundy lascivious juggernaut depressive
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CSLG better start showing you some respect on the bort
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PROTIP: Gen in the habit of liberally using automatic away f...
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Olive Tanning Salon Pisswyrm
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why no virtual receptionist like ruby or some shit? aren't y...
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ivory cuck stage
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what's a good one then? i don't want to answer my phone and ...
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ivory cuck stage
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NO assholes like you fuck it up. here's your script: m...
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ivory cuck stage
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does david boies do free consults? why insult paying clients...
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you're not insulting paying clients. has nothing to do w the...
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well in the book of tanya you get extra time in the day for ...
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is anyone hiring an attorney in 2018 who is too arrogant to ...
Disturbing razzmatazz home
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yeah everyone that hires me. they call "hello i'm lo...
disgusting incel indian lodge
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I had an assistant at my house all day answering my phone
Learning disabled deranged cuckold locus
  07/17/18
Why the fuck were you sitting in court for 6 hours?
Titillating copper internal respiration
  07/17/18
Felony DUI I referred Chandler and Kenny.
unholy brindle school
  07/17/18
felony murder dui or felony like .15 dui?
disgusting incel indian lodge
  07/17/18
the latter obviously. you think he's gonna give up anything ...
Deep Embarrassed To The Bone Ladyboy
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he makes like $2m off soft tissue extortion. why would he de...
disgusting incel indian lodge
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i mean to say that if it was a big case, it'd be trusted to ...
Deep Embarrassed To The Bone Ladyboy
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i c.
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impressive sick private investor
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what do you mean by soft tissue extortion
comical roommate orchestra pit
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"yo allstate guy, i know the mri and xrays show no inju...
disgusting incel indian lodge
  07/17/18
lol. why even get the MRIs then
comical roommate orchestra pit
  07/17/18
you hope a prior injury that wasn't sued on is visible.
disgusting incel indian lodge
  07/17/18
Sounds like you know a lot about PI.
unholy brindle school
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lol not a lot. scammed a few insurers for policy limits. ...
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Deep Embarrassed To The Bone Ladyboy
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Infuriating Light Codepig Philosopher-king
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Man, I laughed pretty hard at this. Also, Allstate never pay...
unholy brindle school
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you're laughing at being called a dishonest scumbag?
Infuriating Light Codepig Philosopher-king
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not dishonest just extortive.
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ivory cuck stage
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they are suing to cover fabricated damages, yes? have health...
Infuriating Light Codepig Philosopher-king
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you can't use health ins for a car wreck. the doctors won't ...
disgusting incel indian lodge
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No shit faggot Jesus fucking Christ. An arraignment doesn’t ...
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violent giraffe
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Damn. I have a similar problem. Anytime I'm gone for a day I...
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violent giraffe
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knowing you are an underemployed shitlawyer getting screamed...
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I never had unread texts until recently.
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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: Learning disabled deranged cuckold locus

Doesn't even include voicemail on my office line. I probably have about 40 unread emails from the last 24 hours too. Living the dream, brothers. This is what it's all about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447666)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:25 PM
Author: ivory cuck stage



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: Doobsian Sinister Tank Cuckoldry

Lol, 180. For one fifteen minutes stretch this afternoon my phone must have notified me of seven different inbound text messages. Then I take off at end of day, finally sit down to my steak and the fucking boss calls me to scream about something stupid...then two more voice mails arrive and I've got to call somebody right back since it's time sensitive. Sometimes I calculate how much work I'm actually doing and set it down on paper against my salary, and suddenly the salary looks unimpressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448004)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: Burgundy lascivious juggernaut depressive



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:58 PM
Author: concupiscible laser beams principal's office

CSLG better start showing you some respect on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447683)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:00 PM
Author: sooty aggressive mother whorehouse

PROTIP: Gen in the habit of liberally using automatic away from office email responses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447684)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: jet thriller temple



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:06 PM
Author: Khaki zombie-like native



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: Honey-headed box office goal in life



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:13 PM
Author: Olive Tanning Salon Pisswyrm



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: disgusting incel indian lodge

why no virtual receptionist like ruby or some shit? aren't you worried missing those calls equals missing retainers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447893)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: ivory cuck stage



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: disgusting incel indian lodge

what's a good one then? i don't want to answer my phone and say "i don't give free consults, come in on an appointment" when you can pay like $150/mo for that service right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447908)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: ivory cuck stage



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: disgusting incel indian lodge

NO

assholes like you fuck it up. here's your script:

my consults are an in-depth explanation of governing law applied to the facts of your specific case. whether you retain me, the knowledge will help you understand your situation and help determine the best lawyer to hire. my consultations are 1.5 hrs and only cost $325.

boom, done. obviously PI has exceptions but for crim/fam that's the deal and if they hire you then you deduct the consult fee from the retainer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447930)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:35 PM
Author: jet thriller temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447935)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: ivory cuck stage



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: disgusting incel indian lodge

does david boies do free consults? why insult paying clients spending half your day auditioning for clients?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447985)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Disturbing razzmatazz home

you're not insulting paying clients. has nothing to do w them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448028)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: disgusting incel indian lodge

well in the book of tanya you get extra time in the day for free consults. like how the genesis lived to be 400 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448046)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Disturbing razzmatazz home



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: Disturbing razzmatazz home

is anyone hiring an attorney in 2018 who is too arrogant to talk to them for free?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448018)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: disgusting incel indian lodge

yeah everyone that hires me.

they call "hello i'm looking for a badass lawyer. i got court next week."

me: bring in a check for $2500 to start and let's talk.

don't want to hustle for a client bringing $50 here, $300 there, etc. would barely cover gas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448036)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: Learning disabled deranged cuckold locus

I had an assistant at my house all day answering my phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448309)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: Titillating copper internal respiration

Why the fuck were you sitting in court for 6 hours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447916)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:37 PM
Author: unholy brindle school

Felony DUI I referred Chandler and Kenny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447945)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: disgusting incel indian lodge

felony murder dui or felony like .15 dui?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447990)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Deep Embarrassed To The Bone Ladyboy

the latter obviously. you think he's gonna give up anything juicy to kenny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448049)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: disgusting incel indian lodge

he makes like $2m off soft tissue extortion. why would he deal with people who can kill him if he fucks their cases up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448076)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Deep Embarrassed To The Bone Ladyboy

i mean to say that if it was a big case, it'd be trusted to chandler instead. kenny only gets the small fries $15k dui settlements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448082)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: disgusting incel indian lodge

i c.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448092)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:25 PM
Author: impressive sick private investor



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: comical roommate orchestra pit

what do you mean by soft tissue extortion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448088)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: disgusting incel indian lodge

"yo allstate guy, i know the mri and xrays show no injury but the whiplash aggravated his vagina fibromalgia. the policy is $100k, give me $75K right now or explain to your insured why he'll be out of pocket..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448099)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:00 PM
Author: comical roommate orchestra pit

lol. why even get the MRIs then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448139)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: disgusting incel indian lodge

you hope a prior injury that wasn't sued on is visible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448165)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: unholy brindle school

Sounds like you know a lot about PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448175)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:05 PM
Author: disgusting incel indian lodge

lol not a lot. scammed a few insurers for policy limits.

i threw you a ? on the 200k thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448186)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: Deep Embarrassed To The Bone Ladyboy



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: Infuriating Light Codepig Philosopher-king



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:03 PM
Author: unholy brindle school

Man, I laughed pretty hard at this. Also, Allstate never pays a lot. I almost always have to get close to trial to make big money on these.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448171)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:06 PM
Author: Infuriating Light Codepig Philosopher-king

you're laughing at being called a dishonest scumbag?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448192)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:07 PM
Author: disgusting incel indian lodge

not dishonest just extortive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448197)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: ivory cuck stage



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:19 PM
Author: Infuriating Light Codepig Philosopher-king

they are suing to cover fabricated damages, yes? have health insurance pay to cover fraud treatment, then sue to cover those costs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448288)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: disgusting incel indian lodge

you can't use health ins for a car wreck. the doctors won't accept that shit. you use car insurance so there's no medicare part b fee schedule.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448289)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Titillating copper internal respiration

No shit faggot Jesus fucking Christ. An arraignment doesn’t take 6 fucking hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448742)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: violent giraffe



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:05 PM
Author: white garrison tattoo

Damn. I have a similar problem. Anytime I'm gone for a day I come back to hundreds of emails and a dozen voicemails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448184)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:09 PM
Author: violent giraffe



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Date: July 17th, 2018 11:13 PM
Author: rusted outnumbered round eye hospital

knowing you are an underemployed shitlawyer getting screamed at by DUI assholes explains A LOT about your posting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36449298)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 11:16 PM
Author: charismatic windowlicker

I never had unread texts until recently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36449314)