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At a DUI arraignment for 6.5 hours today. 12 voicemails and 37 text messages

Doesn't even include voicemail on my office line. I probably...
Crusty Titillating Multi-billionaire Locale
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Naked Roast Beef
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CSLG better start showing you some respect on the bort
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big-titted senate
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why no virtual receptionist like ruby or some shit? aren't y...
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sepia razzmatazz temple feces
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what's a good one then? i don't want to answer my phone and ...
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sepia razzmatazz temple feces
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NO assholes like you fuck it up. here's your script: m...
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sepia razzmatazz temple feces
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does david boies do free consults? why insult paying clients...
Crystalline Shitlib Stag Film
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you're not insulting paying clients. has nothing to do w the...
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well in the book of tanya you get extra time in the day for ...
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indigo multi-colored black woman office
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is anyone hiring an attorney in 2018 who is too arrogant to ...
indigo multi-colored black woman office
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yeah everyone that hires me. they call "hello i'm lo...
Crystalline Shitlib Stag Film
  07/17/18
I had an assistant at my house all day answering my phone
Crusty Titillating Multi-billionaire Locale
  07/17/18
Why the fuck were you sitting in court for 6 hours?
Laughsome unhinged gay wizard
  07/17/18
Felony DUI I referred Chandler and Kenny.
aqua razzle-dazzle kitty
  07/17/18
felony murder dui or felony like .15 dui?
Crystalline Shitlib Stag Film
  07/17/18
the latter obviously. you think he's gonna give up anything ...
thriller milky fortuitous meteor
  07/17/18
he makes like $2m off soft tissue extortion. why would he de...
Crystalline Shitlib Stag Film
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i mean to say that if it was a big case, it'd be trusted to ...
thriller milky fortuitous meteor
  07/17/18
i c.
Crystalline Shitlib Stag Film
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what do you mean by soft tissue extortion
galvanic pit rigor
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"yo allstate guy, i know the mri and xrays show no inju...
Crystalline Shitlib Stag Film
  07/17/18
lol. why even get the MRIs then
galvanic pit rigor
  07/17/18
you hope a prior injury that wasn't sued on is visible.
Crystalline Shitlib Stag Film
  07/17/18
Sounds like you know a lot about PI.
aqua razzle-dazzle kitty
  07/17/18
lol not a lot. scammed a few insurers for policy limits. ...
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thriller milky fortuitous meteor
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Supple Disrespectful Market
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Man, I laughed pretty hard at this. Also, Allstate never pay...
aqua razzle-dazzle kitty
  07/17/18
you're laughing at being called a dishonest scumbag?
Supple Disrespectful Market
  07/17/18
not dishonest just extortive.
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sepia razzmatazz temple feces
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they are suing to cover fabricated damages, yes? have health...
Supple Disrespectful Market
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you can't use health ins for a car wreck. the doctors won't ...
Crystalline Shitlib Stag Film
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No shit faggot Jesus fucking Christ. An arraignment doesn’t ...
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Smoky Deep Church Building
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Damn. I have a similar problem. Anytime I'm gone for a day I...
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knowing you are an underemployed shitlawyer getting screamed...
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I never had unread texts until recently.
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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: Crusty Titillating Multi-billionaire Locale

Doesn't even include voicemail on my office line. I probably have about 40 unread emails from the last 24 hours too. Living the dream, brothers. This is what it's all about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447666)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:25 PM
Author: sepia razzmatazz temple feces



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: gay fighting spot

Lol, 180. For one fifteen minutes stretch this afternoon my phone must have notified me of seven different inbound text messages. Then I take off at end of day, finally sit down to my steak and the fucking boss calls me to scream about something stupid...then two more voice mails arrive and I've got to call somebody right back since it's time sensitive. Sometimes I calculate how much work I'm actually doing and set it down on paper against my salary, and suddenly the salary looks unimpressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448004)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: Naked Roast Beef



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:58 PM
Author: gold contagious location travel guidebook

CSLG better start showing you some respect on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447683)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:00 PM
Author: Odious at-the-ready parlor

PROTIP: Gen in the habit of liberally using automatic away from office email responses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447684)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: Zippy box office water buffalo



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:06 PM
Author: boyish mahogany becky digit ratio



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: Primrose piazza pozpig



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:13 PM
Author: big-titted senate



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: Crystalline Shitlib Stag Film

why no virtual receptionist like ruby or some shit? aren't you worried missing those calls equals missing retainers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447893)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: sepia razzmatazz temple feces



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Crystalline Shitlib Stag Film

what's a good one then? i don't want to answer my phone and say "i don't give free consults, come in on an appointment" when you can pay like $150/mo for that service right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447908)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: sepia razzmatazz temple feces



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Crystalline Shitlib Stag Film

NO

assholes like you fuck it up. here's your script:

my consults are an in-depth explanation of governing law applied to the facts of your specific case. whether you retain me, the knowledge will help you understand your situation and help determine the best lawyer to hire. my consultations are 1.5 hrs and only cost $325.

boom, done. obviously PI has exceptions but for crim/fam that's the deal and if they hire you then you deduct the consult fee from the retainer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447930)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:35 PM
Author: Zippy box office water buffalo



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: sepia razzmatazz temple feces



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Crystalline Shitlib Stag Film

does david boies do free consults? why insult paying clients spending half your day auditioning for clients?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447985)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: indigo multi-colored black woman office

you're not insulting paying clients. has nothing to do w them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448028)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Crystalline Shitlib Stag Film

well in the book of tanya you get extra time in the day for free consults. like how the genesis lived to be 400 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448046)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: indigo multi-colored black woman office



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: indigo multi-colored black woman office

is anyone hiring an attorney in 2018 who is too arrogant to talk to them for free?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448018)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: Crystalline Shitlib Stag Film

yeah everyone that hires me.

they call "hello i'm looking for a badass lawyer. i got court next week."

me: bring in a check for $2500 to start and let's talk.

don't want to hustle for a client bringing $50 here, $300 there, etc. would barely cover gas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448036)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: Crusty Titillating Multi-billionaire Locale

I had an assistant at my house all day answering my phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448309)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: Laughsome unhinged gay wizard

Why the fuck were you sitting in court for 6 hours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447916)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:37 PM
Author: aqua razzle-dazzle kitty

Felony DUI I referred Chandler and Kenny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447945)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: Crystalline Shitlib Stag Film

felony murder dui or felony like .15 dui?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447990)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: thriller milky fortuitous meteor

the latter obviously. you think he's gonna give up anything juicy to kenny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448049)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: Crystalline Shitlib Stag Film

he makes like $2m off soft tissue extortion. why would he deal with people who can kill him if he fucks their cases up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448076)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: thriller milky fortuitous meteor

i mean to say that if it was a big case, it'd be trusted to chandler instead. kenny only gets the small fries $15k dui settlements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448082)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Crystalline Shitlib Stag Film

i c.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448092)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:25 PM
Author: Purple Electric Mexican Hospital



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: galvanic pit rigor

what do you mean by soft tissue extortion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448088)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: Crystalline Shitlib Stag Film

"yo allstate guy, i know the mri and xrays show no injury but the whiplash aggravated his vagina fibromalgia. the policy is $100k, give me $75K right now or explain to your insured why he'll be out of pocket..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448099)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:00 PM
Author: galvanic pit rigor

lol. why even get the MRIs then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448139)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: Crystalline Shitlib Stag Film

you hope a prior injury that wasn't sued on is visible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448165)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: aqua razzle-dazzle kitty

Sounds like you know a lot about PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448175)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:05 PM
Author: Crystalline Shitlib Stag Film

lol not a lot. scammed a few insurers for policy limits.

i threw you a ? on the 200k thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448186)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: thriller milky fortuitous meteor



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: Supple Disrespectful Market



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:03 PM
Author: aqua razzle-dazzle kitty

Man, I laughed pretty hard at this. Also, Allstate never pays a lot. I almost always have to get close to trial to make big money on these.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448171)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:06 PM
Author: Supple Disrespectful Market

you're laughing at being called a dishonest scumbag?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448192)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:07 PM
Author: Crystalline Shitlib Stag Film

not dishonest just extortive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448197)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: sepia razzmatazz temple feces



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:19 PM
Author: Supple Disrespectful Market

they are suing to cover fabricated damages, yes? have health insurance pay to cover fraud treatment, then sue to cover those costs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448288)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Crystalline Shitlib Stag Film

you can't use health ins for a car wreck. the doctors won't accept that shit. you use car insurance so there's no medicare part b fee schedule.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448289)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Laughsome unhinged gay wizard

No shit faggot Jesus fucking Christ. An arraignment doesn’t take 6 fucking hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448742)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Smoky Deep Church Building



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:05 PM
Author: Curious codepig

Damn. I have a similar problem. Anytime I'm gone for a day I come back to hundreds of emails and a dozen voicemails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448184)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:09 PM
Author: Smoky Deep Church Building



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Date: July 17th, 2018 11:13 PM
Author: burgundy kitchen dopamine

knowing you are an underemployed shitlawyer getting screamed at by DUI assholes explains A LOT about your posting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36449298)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 11:16 PM
Author: Sexy Chapel Nibblets

I never had unread texts until recently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36449314)