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How do so many people have poopy assholes? Are they leaking?...
Shimmering casino blood rage
  07/18/18
Source of your knowledge?
Excitant brunch
  07/18/18
my own spotless asshole. You could eat my asshole out at the...
Shimmering casino blood rage
  07/18/18
How do you know what other persons' holds are like?
Excitant brunch
  07/18/18
I've seen many holds. Many, many holds.
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  07/18/18
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Massive pit useless brakes
  07/18/18
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Bright Apoplectic Lodge Dog Poop
  07/18/18
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Mewling amethyst legend
  07/18/18
Most people don't know how to wipe their ass. They just ...
Abnormal Saffron Fat Ankles Feces
  07/18/18
cr, and I use wet wipes at home. So much more gentle on MY a...
Shimmering casino blood rage
  07/18/18
I don't understand why someone would care about gentleness, ...
Abnormal Saffron Fat Ankles Feces
  07/18/18
regular tp can leave little tp chunks on your hole and can b...
Shimmering casino blood rage
  07/18/18
They are said to clog the plumbing though, despite the label...
bistre demanding lettuce resort
  07/18/18
They can clear those out though. I would, however, advoca...
Shimmering casino blood rage
  07/18/18
I’ve only seen pictures, but their toilets look awesome. Hea...
bistre demanding lettuce resort
  07/18/18
It's an all-around 180 experience to "make" in Jap...
Shimmering casino blood rage
  07/18/18
One day, we’ll go.
bistre demanding lettuce resort
  07/18/18
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Mewling amethyst legend
  07/18/18
rink? to a good one. I want water shooting all over my crack...
Shimmering casino blood rage
  07/18/18
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Mewling amethyst legend
  07/18/18
oh fuck yeah i'm copping this right now
Shimmering casino blood rage
  07/18/18
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Mewling amethyst legend
  07/18/18
doesn't that leave your butt all wet? so you have to wipe...
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  07/18/18
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Mewling amethyst legend
  07/18/18
Do you use them? Sounds interesting.
bistre demanding lettuce resort
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Mewling amethyst legend
  07/18/18
How affordable are we talking about here?
bistre demanding lettuce resort
  07/18/18
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Mewling amethyst legend
  07/18/18
Interesting. I’ll look into it. A lot cheaper than I thought...
bistre demanding lettuce resort
  07/18/18
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Mewling amethyst legend
  07/18/18
"into your anus"
thriller skinny woman institution
  07/18/18
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Arousing fishy den organic girlfriend
  07/18/18
Can u draw a picture
Bright Apoplectic Lodge Dog Poop
  07/18/18
*take
Supple menage goyim
  07/18/18
american assholes are just runny fissures filled with neglec...
Trip Jet-lagged Kitty Cat Gas Station
  07/18/18
not flame though, ur prob correct it's the rancid American d...
Shimmering casino blood rage
  07/18/18
Are assholes
Azure stimulating address quadroon
  07/18/18
the absolute state of the american asshole is a barometer fo...
Trip Jet-lagged Kitty Cat Gas Station
  07/18/18
In the 70s people had such clean, pink assholes.
Shimmering casino blood rage
  07/18/18
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Massive pit useless brakes
  07/18/18
"You look at what's going on with American asses, it's ...
Indecent transparent pozpig double fault
  07/18/18
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Massive pit useless brakes
  07/18/18
thread is 180 never forget: ARE ASSHOLES
Massive pit useless brakes
  07/18/18
When I was about 15, some mangy Vietnam vet homeless dude as...
Azure stimulating address quadroon
  07/18/18
If you don't have an installed bidet you can get a handheld ...
Indecent transparent pozpig double fault
  07/18/18


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Date: July 18th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: Shimmering casino blood rage

How do so many people have poopy assholes? Are they leaking? Get that checked. Or learn to wipe properly. Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454245)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Excitant brunch

Source of your knowledge?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454259)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: Shimmering casino blood rage

my own spotless asshole. You could eat my asshole out at the drop of a hat. I never have poop just lingering around my butthole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454270)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: Excitant brunch

How do you know what other persons' holds are like?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454502)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: Shimmering casino blood rage

I've seen many holds. Many, many holds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454519)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: Massive pit useless brakes



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Date: July 18th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: Bright Apoplectic Lodge Dog Poop



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Date: July 18th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Mewling amethyst legend



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Date: July 18th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: Abnormal Saffron Fat Ankles Feces

Most people don't know how to wipe their ass.

They just bunch up a big wad of TP and rub it back and forth on the outside of their anus. It ends up just rubbing shit beyond the source.

That is not how you shuold wipe your ass.

You should neatly fold 2-3 pieces of TP and press with your finger directly into your anus. This prevents shit from getting spread anyehwhere it does not naturally touch when you shit it out.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454283)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Shimmering casino blood rage

cr, and I use wet wipes at home. So much more gentle on MY asshold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454345)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:04 PM
Author: Abnormal Saffron Fat Ankles Feces

I don't understand why someone would care about gentleness, but you do you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454361)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:06 PM
Author: Shimmering casino blood rage

regular tp can leave little tp chunks on your hole and can be rougher. Wet wipes are soft and clean better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454367)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:06 PM
Author: bistre demanding lettuce resort

They are said to clog the plumbing though, despite the labeling on the packaging.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454373)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:08 PM
Author: Shimmering casino blood rage

They can clear those out though.

I would, however, advocate for a total adoption of the Japanese toilet technology across America with the automatic bidets and temperature control. Once you've shat in Japan, anything else feels uncivilized.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454387)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: bistre demanding lettuce resort

I’ve only seen pictures, but their toilets look awesome. Heated seats, water, music, seems 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454394)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: Shimmering casino blood rage

It's an all-around 180 experience to "make" in Japan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454405)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: bistre demanding lettuce resort

One day, we’ll go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454422)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Mewling amethyst legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454420)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: Shimmering casino blood rage

rink? to a good one. I want water shooting all over my crack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454456)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: Mewling amethyst legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454498)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: Shimmering casino blood rage

oh fuck yeah i'm copping this right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454531)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: Mewling amethyst legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454534)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: Violet forum private investor

doesn't that leave your butt all wet?

so you have to wipe dry with a bunch of toilet paper?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454559)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:32 PM
Author: Mewling amethyst legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454585)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: bistre demanding lettuce resort

Do you use them? Sounds interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454472)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: Mewling amethyst legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454486)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: bistre demanding lettuce resort

How affordable are we talking about here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454503)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: Mewling amethyst legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454515)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: bistre demanding lettuce resort

Interesting. I’ll look into it. A lot cheaper than I thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454542)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: Mewling amethyst legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454606)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: thriller skinny woman institution

"into your anus"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454400)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: Arousing fishy den organic girlfriend



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Date: July 18th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: Bright Apoplectic Lodge Dog Poop

Can u draw a picture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36455030)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 7:00 PM
Author: Supple menage goyim

*take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36455115)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: Trip Jet-lagged Kitty Cat Gas Station

american assholes are just runny fissures filled with neglected faeces overflowing from backed up candida laced intestinal lining packed with undigested meats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454407)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: Shimmering casino blood rage

not flame though, ur prob correct it's the rancid American diet causing leaking asshole and poopy undies across America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454471)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: Azure stimulating address quadroon

Are assholes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454474)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: Trip Jet-lagged Kitty Cat Gas Station

the absolute state of the american asshole is a barometer for the slovenly decline of it's people and values

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454480)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: Shimmering casino blood rage

In the 70s people had such clean, pink assholes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454492)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: Massive pit useless brakes



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Date: July 18th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: Indecent transparent pozpig double fault

"You look at what's going on with American asses, it's a disaster. People say I can't fix American asses - we're gonna do asses, we're gonna do underwear. Big league."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36455022)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: Massive pit useless brakes



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: Massive pit useless brakes

thread is 180

never forget: ARE ASSHOLES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454535)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 6:38 PM
Author: Azure stimulating address quadroon

When I was about 15, some mangy Vietnam vet homeless dude asked me for change outside a burger joint that my friends and I frequented. I shot him down in a smart-ass, condescending manner. In response, he looked me dead in the eye and loudly stated “YOUR ASSHOLE SMELLS LIKE SHIT.” I didn’t know what to say in response and slinked away, utterly pwned and demoralized. He knew my soul was corrupt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454981)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: Indecent transparent pozpig double fault

If you don't have an installed bidet you can get a handheld one.

A lot of what they sell on Amazon looks pretty awkward. Instead, you want one that looks like a small sports water bottle except with a very flexible body. Fill with water and bend the body so the nozzle aims at anus, then give several hard squeezes so there's a good stream.

https://www.faucetdirect.com/biobidet-tp-70-the-palm-portable-non-electric-travel-bidet-with-long-pointed-nozzle/p3358381

The one I have has a shorter nozzle and flexible body. Made in Saudi though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36455011)