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Real talk, your asshole should be clean most of the time
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Date: July 18th, 2018 4:53 PM Author: Violent Drab Dog Poop How do so many people have poopy assholes? Are they leaking? Get that checked. Or learn to wipe properly. Jesus. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454245) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 4:54 PM Author: Chocolate Double Fault Source of your knowledge? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454259) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 4:55 PM Author: Violent Drab Dog Poop my own spotless asshole. You could eat my asshole out at the drop of a hat. I never have poop just lingering around my butthole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454270) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:22 PM Author: Chocolate Double Fault How do you know what other persons' holds are like? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454502) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:24 PM Author: Violent Drab Dog Poop I've seen many holds. Many, many holds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454519) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:26 PM Author: Haunting affirmative action wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454526) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 6:46 PM Author: snowy pontificating property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36455028) |
Date: July 18th, 2018 4:54 PM Author: fluffy crotch heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454252) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 4:57 PM Author: Aphrodisiac masturbator Most people don't know how to wipe their ass.
They just bunch up a big wad of TP and rub it back and forth on the outside of their anus. It ends up just rubbing shit beyond the source.
That is not how you shuold wipe your ass.
You should neatly fold 2-3 pieces of TP and press with your finger directly into your anus. This prevents shit from getting spread anyehwhere it does not naturally touch when you shit it out.
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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:02 PM Author: Violent Drab Dog Poop cr, and I use wet wipes at home. So much more gentle on MY asshold. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454345) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:04 PM Author: Aphrodisiac masturbator I don't understand why someone would care about gentleness, but you do you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454361) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:06 PM Author: Violent Drab Dog Poop regular tp can leave little tp chunks on your hole and can be rougher. Wet wipes are soft and clean better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454367) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:06 PM Author: Sticky Stain Dilemma They are said to clog the plumbing though, despite the labeling on the packaging. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454373) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:08 PM Author: Violent Drab Dog Poop They can clear those out though.
I would, however, advocate for a total adoption of the Japanese toilet technology across America with the automatic bidets and temperature control. Once you've shat in Japan, anything else feels uncivilized. |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:10 PM Author: Sticky Stain Dilemma I’ve only seen pictures, but their toilets look awesome. Heated seats, water, music, seems 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454394) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:11 PM Author: Violent Drab Dog Poop It's an all-around 180 experience to "make" in Japan. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454405) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:13 PM Author: Sticky Stain Dilemma One day, we’ll go. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454422) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:13 PM Author: fluffy crotch heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454420) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:17 PM Author: Violent Drab Dog Poop rink? to a good one. I want water shooting all over my crack. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454456) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:22 PM Author: fluffy crotch heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454498) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:26 PM Author: Violent Drab Dog Poop oh fuck yeah i'm copping this right now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454531) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:27 PM Author: fluffy crotch heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454534) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:29 PM Author: alcoholic sex offender useless brakes doesn't that leave your butt all wet?
so you have to wipe dry with a bunch of toilet paper? |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:32 PM Author: fluffy crotch heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454585) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:18 PM Author: Sticky Stain Dilemma Do you use them? Sounds interesting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454472) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:20 PM Author: fluffy crotch heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454486) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:22 PM Author: Sticky Stain Dilemma How affordable are we talking about here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454503) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:24 PM Author: fluffy crotch heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454515) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:27 PM Author: Sticky Stain Dilemma Interesting. I’ll look into it. A lot cheaper than I thought. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454542) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:36 PM Author: fluffy crotch heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454606) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:10 PM Author: passionate yapping puppy "into your anus" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454400) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:17 PM Author: Vigorous ivory antidepressant drug spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454465) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 6:46 PM Author: snowy pontificating property Can u draw a picture (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36455030) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 7:00 PM Author: sable motley range *take (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36455115) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:11 PM Author: soul-stirring startling space american assholes are just runny fissures filled with neglected faeces overflowing from backed up candida laced intestinal lining packed with undigested meats (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454407) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:18 PM Author: Violent Drab Dog Poop not flame though, ur prob correct it's the rancid American diet causing leaking asshole and poopy undies across America. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454471) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:19 PM Author: splenetic supple main people Are assholes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454474) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:20 PM Author: soul-stirring startling space the absolute state of the american asshole is a barometer for the slovenly decline of it's people and values (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454480) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:21 PM Author: Violent Drab Dog Poop In the 70s people had such clean, pink assholes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454492) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:21 PM Author: Haunting affirmative action wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454493) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 6:45 PM Author: kink-friendly gay temple "You look at what's going on with American asses, it's a disaster. People say I can't fix American asses - we're gonna do asses, we're gonna do underwear. Big league." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36455022) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:22 PM Author: Haunting affirmative action wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454500) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:27 PM Author: Haunting affirmative action wrinkle thread is 180
never forget: ARE ASSHOLES |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 6:38 PM Author: splenetic supple main people When I was about 15, some mangy Vietnam vet homeless dude asked me for change outside a burger joint that my friends and I frequented. I shot him down in a smart-ass, condescending manner. In response, he looked me dead in the eye and loudly stated “YOUR ASSHOLE SMELLS LIKE SHIT.” I didn’t know what to say in response and slinked away, utterly pwned and demoralized. He knew my soul was corrupt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454981) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 6:43 PM Author: kink-friendly gay temple If you don't have an installed bidet you can get a handheld one.
A lot of what they sell on Amazon looks pretty awkward. Instead, you want one that looks like a small sports water bottle except with a very flexible body. Fill with water and bend the body so the nozzle aims at anus, then give several hard squeezes so there's a good stream.
The one I have has a shorter nozzle and flexible body. Made in Saudi though. |