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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:27 AM Author: salmon jap rehab need details on 1) number of alarms set, 2) how long you roll around in bed like a dog before actually getting up, 3) shower duration, 4) breakfast options, 5) notable pre-wageslave activities, e.g. poasting, lifting, reading, etc
please omit your commute and anything after. primarily concerned with morning ROUTINE. thank |
Date: July 19th, 2018 9:30 AM Author: Misunderstood Weed Whacker Blood Rage 1) 1 alarm + one 5min snooze
2) shower/shave
3) smoothie
4) go outside wirh dog while I drink smokthie
5) walk to work
The key to getting out of bed getting your brain engsged immediately. Stert visualizing your first accomplishment of the day and go from there. |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:45 AM Author: heady step-uncle's house for the first time since the Marines i make my bed every morning thanks to admiral mcraven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36458097) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 6:29 AM Author: passionate set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36464164) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 3:42 AM Author: Walnut racy background story wut? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36479246) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 10:01 AM Author: high-end bull headed laser beams this is absolutely true
if i weren't off today i would have been at work over an hour ago. will go in tomorrow
usually i don't realize where i am or how i got there until 9 AM and it's been a couple hours by then
by 11 AM things are slowing down
3 PM it's done |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:12 PM Author: excitant avocado round eye theatre (Faggot "male" who does not exercise every morning) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459328) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:45 PM Author: Misunderstood Weed Whacker Blood Rage I get an hour to execise at work, brah. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459608) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 2:57 PM Author: vivacious meetinghouse pocket flask Dont you worry your dog has to go to the bathroom? Why make him wait to go while you shower and shave? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36460085) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 3:00 PM Author: Misunderstood Weed Whacker Blood Rage Nope. I usually have to drag him out from under the bed in the mornings. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36460117) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:32 AM Author: Brass shrine 1 wake up w no alarm 2 load up xo 3 search colt 4 load snapchat 5 read secret snap group MPA snaps screeching about gay dads 6 lay there for 20 minutes 7 get up |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 12:43 PM Author: Lemon point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459142) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 12:53 PM Author: harsh wonderful kitchen fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459195) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:01 PM Author: sapphire center electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459252) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:34 AM Author: Violent ultramarine locale i wake up like 20 minutes before my alarm. i wake up and do my prayers in my head right away so i get my head right. then alarm hits. i get up. check on my family. make coffee. pack lunch. a shower that takes 3 minutes. dress. turn on car. have coffee. read paper. hang out with family. break out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36458047) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 1:39 PM Author: Curious opaque indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36465969) |
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Date: July 21st, 2018 2:40 AM Author: Swashbuckling garnet deer antler clown wait. why do you dress then turn on a car then have coffee and read im confused |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:34 AM Author: floppy cerise pit I set 5 alarms. I will usually snooze one or two and then get up and let the others just ring out, or shut them off if my phone happens to be near.
I don't shower in the morning; I shower in the evening after I work out.
Put in contacts and put on my makeup/sunscreen/moisturizer
Eat a bowl of rice krispies cereal
Drink a protein shake and take two vitamins and a creatine tablet
Go back to bed, set timer for ten to twenty mins depending on how much time I have left
Wake up, finish getting dressed and packing my lunch bag, then leave for work either on bicycle or in car depending on circumstances |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 12:54 PM Author: Spectacular tripping marketing idea Describe your makeup routine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459200) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:20 PM Author: floppy cerise pit the sunscreen, moisturizer, and makeup is all one substance, I just pump onto fingertip, dot once on both cheeks and rub it in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459397) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:12 PM Author: excitant avocado round eye theatre (Faggot "male" who does not exercise every morning) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459331) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:21 PM Author: floppy cerise pit (civilian with doughy stomach "calling out" guy with elite physique) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459404) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:22 PM Author: excitant avocado round eye theatre Safe assumption on your part, but I am in epic shape. About as good as a guy can look full-natty. Lifts are all respectable even though I also get lots of cardio. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459417) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:51 PM Author: floppy cerise pit this is the 2nd time today I've had to challenge a poaster to a nude pose-off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459644) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 2:53 PM Author: excitant avocado round eye theatre Which pounders do you go to? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36460046) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 2:57 PM Author: excitant avocado round eye theatre Also -- if you're who I think you are, I have a similar body except more muscle, but also not as tight. So you are likley actually more aesthetic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36460083) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 8:47 PM Author: floppy cerise pit I'm wilbur mercer tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36462421) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:36 AM Author: dull location I get out of bed with one alarm no problem but can’t seem to spend less than 20 minutes in really hot water in the shower. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36458062) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:37 AM Author: exhilarant bawdyhouse international law enforcement agency basically that scene from the end of bram stoker's dracula where he just explodes up through the coffin in all his splendor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36458065) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 2:03 PM Author: lake comical piazza ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459698) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 2:11 AM Author: mildly autistic razzle station keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36463913) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:41 AM Author: Odious site I don’t set an alarm, naturally wake up at 5:45. Look at my phone for messages, and see what my fantasy baseball team did last night. Step into my gym clothes I’ve set out the night before. Take a brisk walk with the dog. Feed him. load my back pack up with work clothes and the day’s meals. Hop on my bike to commute. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36458082) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:12 PM Author: excitant avocado round eye theatre (Proper man who excercises every morning) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459335) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:44 AM Author: heady step-uncle's house 1) snooze once or twice
2) do some work on my phone
3) check whastapp
4) check xo
5) go shower |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:44 AM Author: Marvelous disgusting cumskin institution Wake up. Lay in bed and read XO on my phone. Still laying in bed, load my work emails on my phone. Get pissed off and stressed out. Still laying in bed, I continue reading XO rather than my work emails. I try and find a depressing thread I've made about the drudgery of law and bump it. |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:49 AM Author: Clear pozpig reading party Alarm goes off, I give myself a 15 min snooze. Then get up. Always make bed (no tucking in sheets, just grabbing sheet and comforter together, throwing them up in air and guiding them down with my hands as they float down to look more or less straight on the bed)
Immediately go piss. Then brush my mouth guard clean.
Go up to my workout room. Do 10-12 minutes of stretching, then 2000-2500 feet on the Versaclimber at a brisk pace. Watch cnn dur8ng climb to see what libs are outraged over that day.
Come downstairs dripping wet. Have a bowl of cereal and a sliced apple while I browse xoxo
Finish breakfast, go to room to pick out outfit for the day. Go to bathroom to warm up shower and brush teeth. Take a ten minute shit, browsing xoxo. Jump in shower after.
Get out, get dressed, and usually play guitar for 10-15 minutes. Leave the house. |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:13 PM Author: excitant avocado round eye theatre Proper male who excercises eveyr morning. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459338) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 2:13 AM Author: mildly autistic razzle station keepsake machete 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36463915) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 3:43 AM Author: Walnut racy background story "pick out outfit for the day"
woman or fag? |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:50 AM Author: beady-eyed public bath elastic band 2 alarms, 10m apart. Then check my phone in bed, usually LinkedIn trending news, xo, work email. This takes about 5m. Then I sigh, get up and get dressed. Make coffee and go. Shower in the evening, what's wrong with you people? Your beds must be disgusting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36458120) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:59 AM Author: high-end bull headed laser beams honestly being in a bed for so much of your life is probably worse for the cleanliness of the bed than 'showering' would fix
all sorts of bodily fluids
most 'dust' is dead skin |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:14 PM Author: excitant avocado round eye theatre Please explain why there's any negative at all from sleeping in a disgusting bed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459342) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 2:16 PM Author: trip private investor you only shower once a day? wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459763) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:53 AM Author: iridescent offensive coffee pot It all starts with unwrapping boner police's bulky arm from my chest and rolling his sweaty glistening naked body off of me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36458135) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 10:16 AM Author: Laughsome Sable New Version Maybe that HVACguy can hook you up with some aircon? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36458209) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 2:51 PM Author: Lemon point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36460014) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:57 AM Author: high-end bull headed laser beams wake up, do some amphetamines if i've got them
either eat at home or on my way to work based on the amount of time i have. (with the current heat my hours are usually the crack of dawn to 3PM) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 10:02 AM Author: hairraiser quadroon mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36458154) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 10:06 AM Author: Hairless Headpube I don't it's 180 |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 10:07 AM Author: high-end bull headed laser beams what does it mean to live as a Gay Man?
do you dress better? |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 10:10 AM Author: Hairless Headpube I choose now to live as a gay man. Freer and more in touch with humanity. |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 1:43 PM Author: Curious opaque indian lodge https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tc7QGFX1Cgw/maxresdefault.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36465997) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 10:14 AM Author: Vibrant Gas Station doobs, this is a new low (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36458197) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 10:20 AM Author: know-it-all spot Wake up. Masturbate. Read xo. Shower. Masturbate again. Read xo. Get dressed. Go to work. |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:14 PM Author: excitant avocado round eye theatre (Faggot "male" who does not exercise every morning) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459346) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 1:30 PM Author: Arousing patrolman sanctuary Masturbation can count as cardio. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36465920) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 10:26 AM Author: useless deep den Usually wake up a few minutes before alarm.
Piss.
Put on coffee.
While it's brewing, post the Daily Stoic and contemplate.
Lift and run 6-8 miles.
Shower, smoothie, make bed, go to work. GET AFTER IT. |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:14 PM Author: excitant avocado round eye theatre (Faggot "male" who does not exercise every morning) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459349) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 2:44 PM Author: useless deep den (Guy who can't read) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459940) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 2:56 PM Author: excitant avocado round eye theatre (nigger who learned to edit poasts) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36460069) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 10:32 AM Author: Glittery Lay set alarm on phone and leave phone in bathroom overnight
wake up / out of bed immediately when alarm goes off
throw on workout gear, grab gym bag and work clothes, head out door (10 minutes)
work out 30-40 mins, 10 mins sauna, shower and get ready for work (60 - 75 mins)
drive to work
The key to my morning routine is that I prepare everything at night. all clothes organized/set out. gym bag and work clothes packed an organized. I don't like to have to think about anything at 5am.
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:14 PM Author: excitant avocado round eye theatre (Proper male who works out every morning) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459353) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 12:42 PM Author: brilliant casino foreskin I've got the GOAT alarm scheme:
First thing to go off is the Phillips wake-up light. This thing is incredible, one of the best purchases I've ever made. The light gradually gets brighter for half an hour before the radio turns on.
While the light is getting brighter (but before the radio goes off): My Cuisinart coffeemaker goes off. It has a built-in grinder so it's pretty damn loud, but it's in my apartment kitchen and is thus not a guarantee to wake me up.
Then the radio goes off on the Phillips. There is hot fresh coffee waiting for me. I'm frequently able to get up at this point.
Finally, I use a back-up alarm on my phone. This one comes into play somewhat frequently as the three things that have happened already are all a bit subtle |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 12:44 PM Author: Lemon point 1) open eyes
2) turn off alarm
3) fuck boner police into consciousness. |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 12:51 PM Author: excitant avocado round eye theatre -Alarm goes off at 6am. Jump out of bed immediately. -Walk over to coffee machine which has cup of coffee waiting for me. Chug coffee. -Put on workout clothing. -Chill on couch reading twitter / news or watching youtube for 25 minutes. -Leave for my exercise, which may be gym or may be running. -Arrive home at 8am. Put grass-fed uncurred bacon on my pan to slow-cook on low heat. Prepare my combo lunch/dinner, which I eat as my last food of the day at 4pm. -Shower + get dressed -Take bacon off pan. Cook eggs. Make 32oz smoothie with berries, crustiferous vegitbles, seeds, and a few various healthy powers (eg. collogen / tumeric) and garlic. -Eat eggs + Bacon. -Leave for work at 8:50am. (10 min walk). Drink smoothie while walking. |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 12:54 PM Author: Clear pozpig reading party this is awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459201) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 12:58 PM Author: excitant avocado round eye theatre I'm not very conscientious by nature, so I've had to heavily discipline myself in the areas I can control.
Also am in bed strictly at 10pm (although may be on phone for a while before going to actual sleep) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:47 PM Author: Misunderstood Weed Whacker Blood Rage When do you shave your legs and have your partner ravage your hold? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459623) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 2:11 PM Author: excitant avocado round eye theatre Pathetic attempt at humor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459742) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 2:18 PM Author: Brass shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459770) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:05 PM Author: Misunderstood Weed Whacker Blood Rage yeah, it was bad. I was pissed about your comment above and didnt think it through. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36461378) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:00 PM Author: Spectacular tripping marketing idea - Alarm goes off and snooze for 10 mins
- Look at phone in bed for a few minutes
- Get out of bed, piss, weigh myself some mornings, then drink a large glass of water
- Brush teeth and shower
- Get dressed then eat breakfast (usually a eggs and a smoothie) while watching news for 10 mins or less
- Leave for work and drink coffee on way (read that it's better re: lowering cortisol to be awake for a while before having first cup of coffee) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:15 PM Author: excitant avocado round eye theatre (Faggot "male" who does not exercise every morning) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459358) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 4:35 PM Author: Spectacular tripping marketing idea Lol I go to the gym after work. Not to mention research shows you're stronger in the afternoon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36460747) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:11 PM Author: aromatic really tough guy temple 1. Use light alarm clock, no audible alarm. Rarely use vibrating watch alarm if necessary.
2. Lie in bed for a couple minutes playing with phone or laptop.
3. Get up, piss, take Rx/supplements that are most effective first thing in the AM on empty stomach
4. Go back to bed and read xo for 20-30 min
5. Eat breakfast
6. Shit
7. Shower |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:15 PM Author: excitant avocado round eye theatre (Faggot "male" who does not exercise every morning) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459363) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 4:27 PM Author: aromatic really tough guy temple i lift 4 nights a week after work and get plenty of exercise during the day on weekends. given that i'm one of the stronger nonpumos on this bort and have visible abs at 6'4", this is a nonstarter of an insult. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36460694) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 5:10 PM Author: excitant avocado round eye theatre (Bro who lives in ARE COUNTRY where it's feasible to go to gym at night) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36460988) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 1:15 AM Author: aromatic really tough guy temple oh yeah metropolitan coastal northern california is definitely ARE COUNTRY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36463828) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:18 PM Author: electric painfully honest parlour milk wake up around 3-4am in a cold sweat. try to remember what i ate for dinner the night before based upon the particular effluvium. cry for like 30 min. do 100 pushups on my knuckles like johnny lawrence. shower, think about how much hitmen make and whether i could stop him before he kills me, then get dressed and go to work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459391) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 1:33 PM Author: Diverse glassy native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36465936) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:46 PM Author: disrespectful house-broken volcanic crater dopamine Open eyes, grab iPhone and Fire up xo, search “luis” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459614) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:49 PM Author: Insecure insanely creepy sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459629) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 2:16 AM Author: Soggy hell filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36463917) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:49 PM Author: irradiated orchestra pit i don't exercise in the morning because i've read repeatedly that it's bad for your heart to exert yourself heavily during the 3 or 4 hour window immediately after rising in the morning. something like 70% of all heart attacks occur in the first 4 hours after a man wakes up, and overexerts himself by mowing the lawn or clearing snow or something. i'm not at risk for a heart attack, but the logic seems to be that it's stressful for your system, even if you are healthy. |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 2:13 PM Author: Slate rough-skinned legend Fuck, but the gym is so empty in the morning (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459751) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 2:13 PM Author: irradiated orchestra pit because everybody died (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459754) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 1:26 PM Author: Translucent concupiscible corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36465891) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 1:47 PM Author: Curious opaque indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36466025) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 7:23 AM Author: yellow alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36479442) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 8:14 AM Author: multi-colored scarlet forum partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36479517) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 2:21 PM Author: insane cerebral theater stock car link?
I can see this though. |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 2:22 PM Author: excitant avocado round eye theatre If you can't see the idiocy of using that data to conclude that it's bad to work out in the morning, you're a fucking idiot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459800) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 2:26 PM Author: irradiated orchestra pit i don't think so, buddy.
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Date: July 19th, 2018 2:00 PM Author: lascivious principal's office philosopher-king no alarm
wake up from seizure inducing nightmare, spend indeterminate amt of time frozen in state between dream & waking life
burn one down, check cryptowatch, go back to sleep hoping to never face daylight again |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 2:19 PM Author: Brass shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459775) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:04 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Blue Heaven 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36462498) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 2:10 PM Author: Slate rough-skinned legend Wake up at 5 or 6 without alarm because of birds or garbage trucks or whatever, try to fall back asleep and sometimes do sometimes don't, alarm goes off at 8, I check phone and anxiously dick around on it for 2 or 3 hours always thinking I'll go back to sleep so I just hit snooze that whole time, then 10 or 11 hits and I'm like "fuck I'm such a fucking idiot" and go make coffee, probably dick around more, it gets to 12 "god FUCKING DAMMIT" get to work at 1, stay until 10, repeat 100% chance my life is miserable because I don't maintain a consistent healthy schedule |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 2:15 PM Author: trip private investor 1) 4 alarms total, 2 on each (iphone and itouch) 2) 5-10 min. of rolling around and suicidal ideation 3) 15-20 min. shower 4) heat up cinnabon while watching Stephanie Ruhle on MSNBC 5) brush teeth and go |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 3:10 PM Author: Idiotic resort 1) wake up about 10 mins before alarm (515). Try and fuck wyfe w/ ~10% success rate
2) alarm at 5:25
3) shower by 530-540
4) get dressed by 5:50 then out door |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 4:36 PM Author: Sickened big lodge http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3811013&mc=9&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36460752) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 5:08 PM Author: Carmine Fortuitous Meteor 1. 1st alarm at 430, 2nd alarm at 5 and get up.
2. Puppydood acknowledges I’m up but stays at the foot of the bed because he’s a good boy.
3. Put on kettle for French press. Roll a joint while water comes to boil. pup knows it’s time for breakfast. Feed dog, pour coffee and smoke my joint in the morning air next to hound. Second cup of coffee in the shower while I plan my day (at least 20 mins), pup goes back to bed. Finish getting ready and take dog on walk.
4. Walk to work (incl. 20 min. Metro ride - check social media, email and xo). Grab iced coffee and breakfast sandwich if I didn’t prepare my own breakfast sandwich the night before (homemade sour dough). In the office by 8am at the latest. Eat breakfast and catch up on email then start working.
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Date: July 19th, 2018 5:17 PM Author: Alcoholic cheese-eating chapel On the days I go to the gym, wake up with alarm at 6am, 6:15am drop deuce, gym from 6:30-7:30, hang out with family, shower and dress and drink coffee from 7:30-8:15; then walk to work
If no gym, wake up naturally, and do everything except the gym. |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 8:46 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Blue Heaven One alarm set if I don't have an early meeting; two alarms set (one on cell phone) if I do have an early meeting. I am usually awake before the alarm goes off.
Read Trump Tweets while still in bed. I usually get out of bed within ten minutes of waking
Jog/run 3 days per week in the morning, shower about 3 minutes.
Breakfast is usually a bowl of cereal and a boiled egg, or McDonalds sausage egg mcmuffin if I'm feeling unmotivated. I almost never skip breakfast on weekdays
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Date: July 20th, 2018 6:32 AM Author: passionate set 1) wake up by 5:30 (alarm set for 5:30, awake before then half the time) 2) Aderall 3) check emails, herk off, drop deuce, poast 4) gym/run (4x/week) 5) grab banana and either walk or take subway to office |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 10:20 AM Author: snowy boyish ticket booth organic girlfriend Wake up to blaring alarm clock.
Splash water in face from cup on dresser set aside for that purpose.
Stumble to bathroom for ibuprofen for pounding hangover.
Stumble back to bed for water cup to refill to wash down ibuprofen.
Barf in the shower.
Sit in barf as water streams down and contemplate life for 20 minutes.
Pound Gatorade.
Get dressed while taking deep breaths (counts as workout).
Leave for work. |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 1:15 PM Author: snowy boyish ticket booth organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36465838) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 1:20 PM Author: Navy Candlestick Maker Roast Beef Wake up between 5:20 and 5:30 depending on when alarm goes off. I put under pillow and it supposedly tracks my sleep to wake me up when I’m already close to a wakeful state. Will hopefully give me brain cancer.
Brush teeth and shit.
Step into pre-laid our gym clothes and at gym by 5:55.
Come home, protein shake, shower.
Change into work clothes, walk dogs, head to work. |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 1:30 PM Author: Stimulating Old Irish Cottage Church Building wtf time do u go to bed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36465921) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 1:25 PM Author: Translucent concupiscible corn cake No alarm set. My 4 year old boy comes into our room at first light and kisses me on the cheek and cuddles between me and Mom. After 10 or so minutes, we both get up and take our "morning pee" together, wash our hands and brush our teeth. Then he makes me a cup of Peets Major Dickason in the Keurig while I fry up some bacon and eggs. Older boy comes out and they play instruments, madlibs or Carcassone together as I finish cooking and plate their food. Get them seated at the table, wake up Mom, and then jump in the shower. Quickly dress and a hug and kiss for everyone, then I'm out the door. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36465887) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 1:31 PM Author: mischievous stain hall Alarm goes off at 7. Reset alarm for 8.
Have dream about the one who got away. Wake up a couple times in cold sweat.
Alarm goes off at 8. Invent justifications for why I don’t need to be on time for work today. Hit snooze.
8:10 hit snooze
8:20 hit snooze
8:30 email that I have a conflict and won’t be able to make 9am call. Hit snooze.
8:40 wake up, shower and dress hurriedly. Get on subway and get to work by 9:30. |
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Date: July 21st, 2018 2:36 AM Author: Cream toilet seat This sounds very similar to me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36469570) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 1:36 PM Author: Diverse glassy native LOL@ no one ITT reaching for pack of smokes first thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36465952) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 3:23 AM Author: Carmine Fortuitous Meteor I smoke a joint most mornings with my cup of coffee...so there's that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36479229) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 3:37 AM Author: abnormal striped hyena What brand you rip in am?
I usually have 1-2 with a snus en route |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 6:17 AM Author: Carmine Fortuitous Meteor For me, b/c insane import tax on US cigs I'm smoking Winstons. Slowly tapering down to 5 a day...I used to smoke a pack a day, now down to 10 cigs a day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36479376) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 6:26 AM Author: abnormal striped hyena How do you function on weed during the day that early? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36479385) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 9:37 AM Author: Carmine Fortuitous Meteor I tend to have a pretty high tolerance and I start my day pretty early (5ish). Roll a J while coffee is brewing. Sit outside with my puppydood and give him scritches while smoking, sipping my coffee, reading the news and enjoying the morning air. I ease into my day but am in the office by 8am, which is usually when my morning buzz is wearing off. Cig at 9 am to get into work mode and then I'm off.
I smoked a joint in the morning and at lunchtime each day of the bar exam and passed. Just how it affects my brain I suppose, it legitimately helps me focus. I've met a few other folks in law school that had a similar response. |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 7:59 AM Author: Nudist sticky garrison 1) number of alarms set: 3. 4am, 5am, 5:15am.
2) how long you roll around in bed like a dog before actually getting up: get up immediately after last alarm.
3) shower duration: shower the night before.
4) breakfast options: oatmeal or Greek yogurt and an Atkins shake
5) notable pre-wageslave activities, e.g. poasting, lifting, reading, etc: visit Animal Rescue Site, gloss over Facebook, check XO |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 11:46 AM Author: Carmine Fortuitous Meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36480548) |