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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:27 AM Author: Hairraiser Chartreuse Elastic Band Range need details on 1) number of alarms set, 2) how long you roll around in bed like a dog before actually getting up, 3) shower duration, 4) breakfast options, 5) notable pre-wageslave activities, e.g. poasting, lifting, reading, etc
please omit your commute and anything after. primarily concerned with morning ROUTINE. thank |
Date: July 19th, 2018 9:30 AM Author: idiotic theater bbw 1) 1 alarm + one 5min snooze
2) shower/shave
3) smoothie
4) go outside wirh dog while I drink smokthie
5) walk to work
The key to getting out of bed getting your brain engsged immediately. Stert visualizing your first accomplishment of the day and go from there. |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:45 AM Author: trip shaky stag film for the first time since the Marines i make my bed every morning thanks to admiral mcraven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36458097) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 6:29 AM Author: Bisexual chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36464164) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 3:42 AM Author: wild step-uncle's house jew wut? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36479246) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 10:01 AM Author: crusty fragrant macaca kitchen this is absolutely true
if i weren't off today i would have been at work over an hour ago. will go in tomorrow
usually i don't realize where i am or how i got there until 9 AM and it's been a couple hours by then
by 11 AM things are slowing down
3 PM it's done |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:12 PM Author: Henna Provocative Address (Faggot "male" who does not exercise every morning) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459328) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:45 PM Author: idiotic theater bbw I get an hour to execise at work, brah. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459608) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 2:57 PM Author: charcoal athletic conference Dont you worry your dog has to go to the bathroom? Why make him wait to go while you shower and shave? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36460085) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 3:00 PM Author: idiotic theater bbw Nope. I usually have to drag him out from under the bed in the mornings. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36460117) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:32 AM Author: turquoise bearded rehab reading party 1 wake up w no alarm 2 load up xo 3 search colt 4 load snapchat 5 read secret snap group MPA snaps screeching about gay dads 6 lay there for 20 minutes 7 get up |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 12:43 PM Author: Glittery idiot marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459142) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 12:53 PM Author: razzle-dazzle candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459195) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:01 PM Author: cheese-eating excitant heaven sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459252) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:34 AM Author: bronze pungent field i wake up like 20 minutes before my alarm. i wake up and do my prayers in my head right away so i get my head right. then alarm hits. i get up. check on my family. make coffee. pack lunch. a shower that takes 3 minutes. dress. turn on car. have coffee. read paper. hang out with family. break out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36458047) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 1:39 PM Author: Concupiscible National Dingle Berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36465969) |
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Date: July 21st, 2018 2:40 AM Author: motley judgmental knife tattoo wait. why do you dress then turn on a car then have coffee and read im confused |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:34 AM Author: Rose codepig I set 5 alarms. I will usually snooze one or two and then get up and let the others just ring out, or shut them off if my phone happens to be near.
I don't shower in the morning; I shower in the evening after I work out.
Put in contacts and put on my makeup/sunscreen/moisturizer
Eat a bowl of rice krispies cereal
Drink a protein shake and take two vitamins and a creatine tablet
Go back to bed, set timer for ten to twenty mins depending on how much time I have left
Wake up, finish getting dressed and packing my lunch bag, then leave for work either on bicycle or in car depending on circumstances |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 12:54 PM Author: Amber floppy church Describe your makeup routine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459200) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:20 PM Author: Rose codepig the sunscreen, moisturizer, and makeup is all one substance, I just pump onto fingertip, dot once on both cheeks and rub it in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459397) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:12 PM Author: Henna Provocative Address (Faggot "male" who does not exercise every morning) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459331) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:21 PM Author: Rose codepig (civilian with doughy stomach "calling out" guy with elite physique) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459404) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:22 PM Author: Henna Provocative Address Safe assumption on your part, but I am in epic shape. About as good as a guy can look full-natty. Lifts are all respectable even though I also get lots of cardio. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459417) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:51 PM Author: Rose codepig this is the 2nd time today I've had to challenge a poaster to a nude pose-off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459644) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 2:53 PM Author: Henna Provocative Address Which pounders do you go to? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36460046) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 2:57 PM Author: Henna Provocative Address Also -- if you're who I think you are, I have a similar body except more muscle, but also not as tight. So you are likley actually more aesthetic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36460083) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 8:47 PM Author: Rose codepig I'm wilbur mercer tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36462421) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:36 AM Author: Dun self-centered temple I get out of bed with one alarm no problem but can’t seem to spend less than 20 minutes in really hot water in the shower. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36458062) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:37 AM Author: startled white pit coffee pot basically that scene from the end of bram stoker's dracula where he just explodes up through the coffin in all his splendor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36458065) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 2:03 PM Author: Comical black french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459698) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 2:11 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone carmine becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36463913) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:41 AM Author: exciting pink point I don’t set an alarm, naturally wake up at 5:45. Look at my phone for messages, and see what my fantasy baseball team did last night. Step into my gym clothes I’ve set out the night before. Take a brisk walk with the dog. Feed him. load my back pack up with work clothes and the day’s meals. Hop on my bike to commute. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36458082) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:12 PM Author: Henna Provocative Address (Proper man who excercises every morning) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459335) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:44 AM Author: trip shaky stag film 1) snooze once or twice
2) do some work on my phone
3) check whastapp
4) check xo
5) go shower |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:44 AM Author: Heady meetinghouse Wake up. Lay in bed and read XO on my phone. Still laying in bed, load my work emails on my phone. Get pissed off and stressed out. Still laying in bed, I continue reading XO rather than my work emails. I try and find a depressing thread I've made about the drudgery of law and bump it. |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:49 AM Author: Sepia soul-stirring parlor Alarm goes off, I give myself a 15 min snooze. Then get up. Always make bed (no tucking in sheets, just grabbing sheet and comforter together, throwing them up in air and guiding them down with my hands as they float down to look more or less straight on the bed)
Immediately go piss. Then brush my mouth guard clean.
Go up to my workout room. Do 10-12 minutes of stretching, then 2000-2500 feet on the Versaclimber at a brisk pace. Watch cnn dur8ng climb to see what libs are outraged over that day.
Come downstairs dripping wet. Have a bowl of cereal and a sliced apple while I browse xoxo
Finish breakfast, go to room to pick out outfit for the day. Go to bathroom to warm up shower and brush teeth. Take a ten minute shit, browsing xoxo. Jump in shower after.
Get out, get dressed, and usually play guitar for 10-15 minutes. Leave the house. |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:13 PM Author: Henna Provocative Address Proper male who excercises eveyr morning. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459338) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 2:13 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone carmine becky 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36463915) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 3:43 AM Author: wild step-uncle's house jew "pick out outfit for the day"
woman or fag? |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:50 AM Author: ruby aromatic crackhouse 2 alarms, 10m apart. Then check my phone in bed, usually LinkedIn trending news, xo, work email. This takes about 5m. Then I sigh, get up and get dressed. Make coffee and go. Shower in the evening, what's wrong with you people? Your beds must be disgusting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36458120) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:59 AM Author: crusty fragrant macaca kitchen honestly being in a bed for so much of your life is probably worse for the cleanliness of the bed than 'showering' would fix
all sorts of bodily fluids
most 'dust' is dead skin |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:14 PM Author: Henna Provocative Address Please explain why there's any negative at all from sleeping in a disgusting bed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459342) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 2:16 PM Author: Yapping Bonkers Pocket Flask Hospital you only shower once a day? wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459763) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:53 AM Author: Fighting affirmative action It all starts with unwrapping boner police's bulky arm from my chest and rolling his sweaty glistening naked body off of me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36458135) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 10:16 AM Author: learning disabled stage really tough guy Maybe that HVACguy can hook you up with some aircon? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36458209) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 2:51 PM Author: Glittery idiot marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36460014) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:57 AM Author: crusty fragrant macaca kitchen wake up, do some amphetamines if i've got them
either eat at home or on my way to work based on the amount of time i have. (with the current heat my hours are usually the crack of dawn to 3PM) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 10:02 AM Author: impressive histrionic jewess dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36458154) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 10:06 AM Author: racy useless brakes senate I don't it's 180 |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 10:07 AM Author: crusty fragrant macaca kitchen what does it mean to live as a Gay Man?
do you dress better? |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 10:10 AM Author: racy useless brakes senate I choose now to live as a gay man. Freer and more in touch with humanity. |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 1:43 PM Author: Concupiscible National Dingle Berry https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tc7QGFX1Cgw/maxresdefault.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36465997) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 10:14 AM Author: Canary startling property gaping doobs, this is a new low (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36458197) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 10:20 AM Author: swashbuckling confused wagecucks university Wake up. Masturbate. Read xo. Shower. Masturbate again. Read xo. Get dressed. Go to work. |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:14 PM Author: Henna Provocative Address (Faggot "male" who does not exercise every morning) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459346) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 1:30 PM Author: fantasy-prone mother Masturbation can count as cardio. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36465920) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 10:26 AM Author: Green selfie orchestra pit Usually wake up a few minutes before alarm.
Piss.
Put on coffee.
While it's brewing, post the Daily Stoic and contemplate.
Lift and run 6-8 miles.
Shower, smoothie, make bed, go to work. GET AFTER IT. |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:14 PM Author: Henna Provocative Address (Faggot "male" who does not exercise every morning) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459349) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 2:44 PM Author: Green selfie orchestra pit (Guy who can't read) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459940) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 2:56 PM Author: Henna Provocative Address (nigger who learned to edit poasts) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36460069) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 10:32 AM Author: demanding travel guidebook internal respiration set alarm on phone and leave phone in bathroom overnight
wake up / out of bed immediately when alarm goes off
throw on workout gear, grab gym bag and work clothes, head out door (10 minutes)
work out 30-40 mins, 10 mins sauna, shower and get ready for work (60 - 75 mins)
drive to work
The key to my morning routine is that I prepare everything at night. all clothes organized/set out. gym bag and work clothes packed an organized. I don't like to have to think about anything at 5am.
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:14 PM Author: Henna Provocative Address (Proper male who works out every morning) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459353) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 12:42 PM Author: Charismatic mad cow disease deer antler I've got the GOAT alarm scheme:
First thing to go off is the Phillips wake-up light. This thing is incredible, one of the best purchases I've ever made. The light gradually gets brighter for half an hour before the radio turns on.
While the light is getting brighter (but before the radio goes off): My Cuisinart coffeemaker goes off. It has a built-in grinder so it's pretty damn loud, but it's in my apartment kitchen and is thus not a guarantee to wake me up.
Then the radio goes off on the Phillips. There is hot fresh coffee waiting for me. I'm frequently able to get up at this point.
Finally, I use a back-up alarm on my phone. This one comes into play somewhat frequently as the three things that have happened already are all a bit subtle |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 12:44 PM Author: Glittery idiot marketing idea 1) open eyes
2) turn off alarm
3) fuck boner police into consciousness. |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 12:51 PM Author: Henna Provocative Address -Alarm goes off at 6am. Jump out of bed immediately. -Walk over to coffee machine which has cup of coffee waiting for me. Chug coffee. -Put on workout clothing. -Chill on couch reading twitter / news or watching youtube for 25 minutes. -Leave for my exercise, which may be gym or may be running. -Arrive home at 8am. Put grass-fed uncurred bacon on my pan to slow-cook on low heat. Prepare my combo lunch/dinner, which I eat as my last food of the day at 4pm. -Shower + get dressed -Take bacon off pan. Cook eggs. Make 32oz smoothie with berries, crustiferous vegitbles, seeds, and a few various healthy powers (eg. collogen / tumeric) and garlic. -Eat eggs + Bacon. -Leave for work at 8:50am. (10 min walk). Drink smoothie while walking. |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 12:54 PM Author: Sepia soul-stirring parlor this is awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459201) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 12:58 PM Author: Henna Provocative Address I'm not very conscientious by nature, so I've had to heavily discipline myself in the areas I can control.
Also am in bed strictly at 10pm (although may be on phone for a while before going to actual sleep) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:47 PM Author: idiotic theater bbw When do you shave your legs and have your partner ravage your hold? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459623) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 2:11 PM Author: Henna Provocative Address Pathetic attempt at humor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459742) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 2:18 PM Author: turquoise bearded rehab reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459770) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:05 PM Author: idiotic theater bbw yeah, it was bad. I was pissed about your comment above and didnt think it through. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36461378) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:00 PM Author: Amber floppy church - Alarm goes off and snooze for 10 mins
- Look at phone in bed for a few minutes
- Get out of bed, piss, weigh myself some mornings, then drink a large glass of water
- Brush teeth and shower
- Get dressed then eat breakfast (usually a eggs and a smoothie) while watching news for 10 mins or less
- Leave for work and drink coffee on way (read that it's better re: lowering cortisol to be awake for a while before having first cup of coffee) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:15 PM Author: Henna Provocative Address (Faggot "male" who does not exercise every morning) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459358) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 4:35 PM Author: Amber floppy church Lol I go to the gym after work. Not to mention research shows you're stronger in the afternoon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36460747) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:11 PM Author: wine titillating hairy legs stead 1. Use light alarm clock, no audible alarm. Rarely use vibrating watch alarm if necessary.
2. Lie in bed for a couple minutes playing with phone or laptop.
3. Get up, piss, take Rx/supplements that are most effective first thing in the AM on empty stomach
4. Go back to bed and read xo for 20-30 min
5. Eat breakfast
6. Shit
7. Shower |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:15 PM Author: Henna Provocative Address (Faggot "male" who does not exercise every morning) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459363) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 4:27 PM Author: wine titillating hairy legs stead i lift 4 nights a week after work and get plenty of exercise during the day on weekends. given that i'm one of the stronger nonpumos on this bort and have visible abs at 6'4", this is a nonstarter of an insult. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36460694) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 5:10 PM Author: Henna Provocative Address (Bro who lives in ARE COUNTRY where it's feasible to go to gym at night) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36460988) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 1:15 AM Author: wine titillating hairy legs stead oh yeah metropolitan coastal northern california is definitely ARE COUNTRY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36463828) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:18 PM Author: copper apoplectic spot antidepressant drug wake up around 3-4am in a cold sweat. try to remember what i ate for dinner the night before based upon the particular effluvium. cry for like 30 min. do 100 pushups on my knuckles like johnny lawrence. shower, think about how much hitmen make and whether i could stop him before he kills me, then get dressed and go to work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459391) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 1:33 PM Author: Fishy Irradiated Locale Mental Disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36465936) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:46 PM Author: Supple halford resort Open eyes, grab iPhone and Fire up xo, search “luis” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459614) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:49 PM Author: Stimulating Erotic Theater Stage Ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459629) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 2:16 AM Author: duck-like center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36463917) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:49 PM Author: drab cruel-hearted stage i don't exercise in the morning because i've read repeatedly that it's bad for your heart to exert yourself heavily during the 3 or 4 hour window immediately after rising in the morning. something like 70% of all heart attacks occur in the first 4 hours after a man wakes up, and overexerts himself by mowing the lawn or clearing snow or something. i'm not at risk for a heart attack, but the logic seems to be that it's stressful for your system, even if you are healthy. |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 2:13 PM Author: Thriller rambunctious piazza rigor Fuck, but the gym is so empty in the morning (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459751) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 2:13 PM Author: drab cruel-hearted stage because everybody died (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459754) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 1:26 PM Author: wonderful slimy plaza national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36465891) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 1:47 PM Author: Concupiscible National Dingle Berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36466025) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 7:23 AM Author: Hot pearly stock car masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36479442) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 8:14 AM Author: Magenta Slap-happy New Version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36479517) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 2:21 PM Author: Spectacular Glassy Whorehouse Indirect Expression link?
I can see this though. |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 2:22 PM Author: Henna Provocative Address If you can't see the idiocy of using that data to conclude that it's bad to work out in the morning, you're a fucking idiot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459800) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 2:26 PM Author: drab cruel-hearted stage i don't think so, buddy.
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Date: July 19th, 2018 2:00 PM Author: Cyan Ticket Booth Alpha no alarm
wake up from seizure inducing nightmare, spend indeterminate amt of time frozen in state between dream & waking life
burn one down, check cryptowatch, go back to sleep hoping to never face daylight again |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 2:19 PM Author: turquoise bearded rehab reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36459775) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:04 PM Author: Marvelous Bull Headed Mood 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36462498) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 2:10 PM Author: Thriller rambunctious piazza rigor Wake up at 5 or 6 without alarm because of birds or garbage trucks or whatever, try to fall back asleep and sometimes do sometimes don't, alarm goes off at 8, I check phone and anxiously dick around on it for 2 or 3 hours always thinking I'll go back to sleep so I just hit snooze that whole time, then 10 or 11 hits and I'm like "fuck I'm such a fucking idiot" and go make coffee, probably dick around more, it gets to 12 "god FUCKING DAMMIT" get to work at 1, stay until 10, repeat 100% chance my life is miserable because I don't maintain a consistent healthy schedule |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 2:15 PM Author: Yapping Bonkers Pocket Flask Hospital 1) 4 alarms total, 2 on each (iphone and itouch) 2) 5-10 min. of rolling around and suicidal ideation 3) 15-20 min. shower 4) heat up cinnabon while watching Stephanie Ruhle on MSNBC 5) brush teeth and go |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 3:10 PM Author: drunken keepsake machete kitty 1) wake up about 10 mins before alarm (515). Try and fuck wyfe w/ ~10% success rate
2) alarm at 5:25
3) shower by 530-540
4) get dressed by 5:50 then out door |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 4:36 PM Author: Alcoholic Very Tactful Casino Ratface http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3811013&mc=9&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36460752) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 5:08 PM Author: abusive foreskin tanning salon 1. 1st alarm at 430, 2nd alarm at 5 and get up.
2. Puppydood acknowledges I’m up but stays at the foot of the bed because he’s a good boy.
3. Put on kettle for French press. Roll a joint while water comes to boil. pup knows it’s time for breakfast. Feed dog, pour coffee and smoke my joint in the morning air next to hound. Second cup of coffee in the shower while I plan my day (at least 20 mins), pup goes back to bed. Finish getting ready and take dog on walk.
4. Walk to work (incl. 20 min. Metro ride - check social media, email and xo). Grab iced coffee and breakfast sandwich if I didn’t prepare my own breakfast sandwich the night before (homemade sour dough). In the office by 8am at the latest. Eat breakfast and catch up on email then start working.
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Date: July 19th, 2018 5:17 PM Author: Well-lubricated abode On the days I go to the gym, wake up with alarm at 6am, 6:15am drop deuce, gym from 6:30-7:30, hang out with family, shower and dress and drink coffee from 7:30-8:15; then walk to work
If no gym, wake up naturally, and do everything except the gym. |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 8:46 PM Author: Marvelous Bull Headed Mood One alarm set if I don't have an early meeting; two alarms set (one on cell phone) if I do have an early meeting. I am usually awake before the alarm goes off.
Read Trump Tweets while still in bed. I usually get out of bed within ten minutes of waking
Jog/run 3 days per week in the morning, shower about 3 minutes.
Breakfast is usually a bowl of cereal and a boiled egg, or McDonalds sausage egg mcmuffin if I'm feeling unmotivated. I almost never skip breakfast on weekdays
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Date: July 20th, 2018 6:32 AM Author: Bisexual chapel 1) wake up by 5:30 (alarm set for 5:30, awake before then half the time) 2) Aderall 3) check emails, herk off, drop deuce, poast 4) gym/run (4x/week) 5) grab banana and either walk or take subway to office |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 10:20 AM Author: mewling mad-dog skullcap Wake up to blaring alarm clock.
Splash water in face from cup on dresser set aside for that purpose.
Stumble to bathroom for ibuprofen for pounding hangover.
Stumble back to bed for water cup to refill to wash down ibuprofen.
Barf in the shower.
Sit in barf as water streams down and contemplate life for 20 minutes.
Pound Gatorade.
Get dressed while taking deep breaths (counts as workout).
Leave for work. |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 1:15 PM Author: mewling mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36465838) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 1:20 PM Author: Talented soggy goal in life shrine Wake up between 5:20 and 5:30 depending on when alarm goes off. I put under pillow and it supposedly tracks my sleep to wake me up when I’m already close to a wakeful state. Will hopefully give me brain cancer.
Brush teeth and shit.
Step into pre-laid our gym clothes and at gym by 5:55.
Come home, protein shake, shower.
Change into work clothes, walk dogs, head to work. |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 1:30 PM Author: Ultramarine diverse round eye cruise ship wtf time do u go to bed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36465921) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 1:25 PM Author: wonderful slimy plaza national security agency No alarm set. My 4 year old boy comes into our room at first light and kisses me on the cheek and cuddles between me and Mom. After 10 or so minutes, we both get up and take our "morning pee" together, wash our hands and brush our teeth. Then he makes me a cup of Peets Major Dickason in the Keurig while I fry up some bacon and eggs. Older boy comes out and they play instruments, madlibs or Carcassone together as I finish cooking and plate their food. Get them seated at the table, wake up Mom, and then jump in the shower. Quickly dress and a hug and kiss for everyone, then I'm out the door. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36465887) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 1:31 PM Author: shimmering persian Alarm goes off at 7. Reset alarm for 8.
Have dream about the one who got away. Wake up a couple times in cold sweat.
Alarm goes off at 8. Invent justifications for why I don’t need to be on time for work today. Hit snooze.
8:10 hit snooze
8:20 hit snooze
8:30 email that I have a conflict and won’t be able to make 9am call. Hit snooze.
8:40 wake up, shower and dress hurriedly. Get on subway and get to work by 9:30. |
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Date: July 21st, 2018 2:36 AM Author: Puce coldplay fan This sounds very similar to me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36469570) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 1:36 PM Author: Fishy Irradiated Locale Mental Disorder LOL@ no one ITT reaching for pack of smokes first thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36465952) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 3:23 AM Author: abusive foreskin tanning salon I smoke a joint most mornings with my cup of coffee...so there's that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36479229) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 3:37 AM Author: Multi-colored Gas Station What brand you rip in am?
I usually have 1-2 with a snus en route |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 6:17 AM Author: abusive foreskin tanning salon For me, b/c insane import tax on US cigs I'm smoking Winstons. Slowly tapering down to 5 a day...I used to smoke a pack a day, now down to 10 cigs a day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36479376) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 6:26 AM Author: Multi-colored Gas Station How do you function on weed during the day that early? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36479385) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 9:37 AM Author: abusive foreskin tanning salon I tend to have a pretty high tolerance and I start my day pretty early (5ish). Roll a J while coffee is brewing. Sit outside with my puppydood and give him scritches while smoking, sipping my coffee, reading the news and enjoying the morning air. I ease into my day but am in the office by 8am, which is usually when my morning buzz is wearing off. Cig at 9 am to get into work mode and then I'm off.
I smoked a joint in the morning and at lunchtime each day of the bar exam and passed. Just how it affects my brain I suppose, it legitimately helps me focus. I've met a few other folks in law school that had a similar response. |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 7:59 AM Author: arousing citrine principal's office blood rage 1) number of alarms set: 3. 4am, 5am, 5:15am.
2) how long you roll around in bed like a dog before actually getting up: get up immediately after last alarm.
3) shower duration: shower the night before.
4) breakfast options: oatmeal or Greek yogurt and an Atkins shake
5) notable pre-wageslave activities, e.g. poasting, lifting, reading, etc: visit Animal Rescue Site, gloss over Facebook, check XO |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 11:46 AM Author: abusive foreskin tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36480548) |