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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:43 PM Author: Cocky alcoholic legend the most coveted firm to work at. stock continues to PWN. world's most important firm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36462687) |
Date: July 19th, 2018 9:45 PM Author: Rusted Heady Dog Poop Mood "Sup Brady! It's great hearing from you. Hope chi-town is treating you well. But yeah, HBS just started, still going through orientation. Man, I'm having a f*cking blast so far. Tons of parties, people getting blasted every night. Of course once classes start, we will calm down just a little bit. Lol. But i've been going out to tons of spots in boston and meeting chicks left and right. You're right about the H-bomb. It's definitely powerful!
Half of my classmates are in relationships, but it's not going to last past black october. People are hooking up like rabbits already, and any long-distance relationship will not last. I have my eye on a few chicks; we'll see what unfolds.
You should join us for a trip once you're done with applications. We already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever we want.
Anyways, gotta go. Let's keep in touch, and let me know if you need any help on mba essays. Best of luck, brah."
"Anonymous"
Harvard Business School
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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:45 PM Author: Arousing lay working at amazon seems like the epitome of getting ground to dust in the gears of gc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36462695) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:47 PM Author: Irate wagecucks liquid oxygen It does. And the recruiters are always looking for candidates, like Salesforce's. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36462702) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:49 PM Author: Peach indian lodge kitty cat I know someone who just went Inhouse there. Is it really that bad? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36462709) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 10:10 PM Author: Obsidian Nursing Home yes, I know 2 pple who went back to biglaw from Amazon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36462799) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 10:17 PM Author: Peach indian lodge kitty cat It’s not a good launching pad for more humane inhouse? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36462845) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 11:19 PM Author: Charcoal bat shit crazy brunch famous landscape painting I thought salesforce was way more chill to work at than amzn--am I wrong? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36463224) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 11:29 PM Author: Irate wagecucks liquid oxygen I don't know anyone who works at Salesforce. They're always hiring for general corporate counsel positions, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36463286) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 10:03 PM Author: Histrionic bearded base quadroon Amazon Recruiter: "imagine telling your friends you work at Amazon, i think that's pretty cool! we have 57 buses that can take you to and from our headquarters. Free coffee on the tech buses, lounges to play a little ping pong in the basement, you name it, we have it. did i mention we have the 6.5% discount credit card for employees on Amazon items? did i mention we have a 1.5% employee incentive bonus plan per year? did i mention we have the 4.25% employee stock purchase plan? well, we can talk about that later haha. let's get it goin here, sign here." |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 11:29 PM Author: black vivacious cuckold chad 180 poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36463295) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 11:34 PM Author: Appetizing bonkers rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36463331) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 12:52 PM Author: Dull odious school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36465679) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 1:10 PM Author: irradiated ebony temple boltzmann *hehe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36465803) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 10:19 PM Author: swollen alpha haunted graveyard I turned down a job there 4 years ago and know a few in-Housemos there and it sounds terrible. They have been very well compensated for the last 4 years but that’s mostly because the stock has appreciated like crazy. Bettiing on that going forward is very uncertain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36462862) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 10:20 PM Author: Peach indian lodge kitty cat Well compensated meaning biglaw pay? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36462867) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 10:22 PM Author: swollen alpha haunted graveyard Well compensated meaning if you get a 200k base and a 50k stock bonus and when the stock bonus vests 3 years later the stock has quadrupled it turns out you made 400k. But you could have just as easily made 250k. Or less. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36462873) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 11:30 PM Author: black vivacious cuckold chad so basically you make almost a senior associate biglaw salary (which is what you would have been if you didn't switch to Amazon at that point). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36463302) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 11:42 PM Author: Obsidian Nursing Home Yes, all while working biglaw hours (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36463382) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 1:15 AM Author: self-absorbed bawdyhouse I think it's more like 150k base and 150k stock and when the stock quadruples you're making 700k (not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36463830) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 10:27 PM Author: Cocky alcoholic legend Amazon is actually undervalued. No reason to think that its stock won't continue climbing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36462901) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 10:28 PM Author: swollen alpha haunted graveyard u convinced me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36462908) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 11:28 PM Author: purple trailer park pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36463276) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 11:31 PM Author: black vivacious cuckold chad (Jeff Bezos) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36463306) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 11:40 PM Author: purple trailer park pistol pretty soon amazon prime is gonna predict your needs, charge your card and bring you shit before you even realize you should buy it.
more seriously it’s hard to imagine a business amazon can’t rape with its trove of data. brick and mortar pharmacies are the walking dead |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 1:17 AM Author: black vivacious cuckold chad how is this not a monopoly that should be stopped by the FTC/DOJ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36463839) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 6:46 AM Author: purple trailer park pistol what i’m describing sounds awesome for consumers. antitrust is about using market power to screw consumers, not protecting incumbents from disruptive new competitors. Winning market power alone isn’t illegal or even bad necessarily (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36464174) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 12:50 PM Author: impressive skinny woman (AT&T's PR firm) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36465663) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 12:53 PM Author: purple trailer park pistol Also 100% correct tho. Sorry you love corporate affirmative action for businesses that lose at capitalism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36465694) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 2:46 PM Author: purple trailer park pistol bumping bc the knee jerk impulse to wonder about antitrust because one business is winning by reducing costs/friction offends the fuck out of me for some reason (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36466473) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 8:41 AM Author: ultramarine step-uncle's house are you fucking kidding me? have you ever even looked at the amazon site? they have years of my purchase history and can't even put shit that I actually want to buy on the first page.
this fucking thing was at the very top of the page when I logged in this morning. I have never in the 10 or so years I've been buying shit from them ever bought or even looked at something that would suggest I want to buy 30 comic book movies on blu ray. I don't even own a blue ray player.
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Date: July 20th, 2018 9:14 AM Author: Appetizing bonkers rigor LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36464496) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 8:45 AM Author: ultramarine step-uncle's house also this item was "inspired by my shopping trends" i.e. - I bought a new grill cover a few months ago. Their complex algorithms and state of the art data mining techniques clearly figured out that since I purchased a grill cover that I must also be looking for a new grill. you know, because people go out a buy a cover before buying the actual grill all the fucking time. real geniuses they have over there.
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Date: July 20th, 2018 12:40 PM Author: purple trailer park pistol I mean I never said it’s perfect (yet). It’ll get exponentially better with more data though. I’m laughing at how outraged you seem about the issue lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36465596) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 12:51 PM Author: impressive skinny woman !!! GENIUS AMAZON WINS AGAIN !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36465674) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 3:36 PM Author: infuriating gold yarmulke casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36466742) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 2:28 PM Author: ultramarine step-uncle's house lol at how batshit insane you are jjc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36466341) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 11:20 PM Author: Appetizing bonkers rigor I ignore their recruiters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36463233) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 11:20 PM Author: Appetizing bonkers rigor Sounds like an awful place to work. Just buy the stock if you like it so much. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36463230) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 11:21 PM Author: Canary 180 station bar-qualified attorney who works at Amazon here, nothing prestigious about stuffing boxes all day though IMO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36463237) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 8:17 AM Author: bronze kink-friendly death wish cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36464329) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 12:57 PM Author: Dull odious school cafeteria "Bar-qualified, 2018"
tyft |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 1:14 AM Author: self-absorbed bawdyhouse Friend who joined amzn 5 years ago owns 2m+ worth of amzn stock now. Their stock appreciation has been insane. Wish I had joined when they called but I'm guessing I would just sold the stock :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36463823) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 8:05 AM Author: Rambunctious cerise piazza macaca OP explain your hard on for Amazon. They'd never hire you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36464300) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 8:45 AM Author: Tan Confused Locus It’s JJC, he’s very mentally ill :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36464408) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 8:46 AM Author: ultramarine step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36464416) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 8:47 AM Author: Rambunctious cerise piazza macaca Why is he so obsessed with Amazon? I must know. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36464418) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 8:55 AM Author: Tan Confused Locus He lives in Seattle working some shit job and probably get AMOGed by some Amazon dude. Who knows, it’s like asking why does that schizophrenic guy talk to himself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36464444) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 9:43 AM Author: Rambunctious cerise piazza macaca lol what an insane freak (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36464605) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 4:14 PM Author: Mentally Impaired Pungent Travel Guidebook Faggot Firefighter Also a question relevant to JJC’s poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36466920) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2018 5:52 PM Author: Titillating slimy theater kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36476512) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 12:48 PM Author: indecent spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36465639) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 11:53 AM Author: Duck-like poppy locale I would’ve worked there but they weren’t interested in shitigators lol. Everyone in corporate and their mom were getting hired. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36465318) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 11:56 AM Author: Peach indian lodge kitty cat Is it still worth it, given the sweatshop rep? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36465334) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 1:22 PM Author: Duck-like poppy locale The new hires in the last few years have had their packages adjusted to account for the higher stock price, so they’re not benefiting like the people who’ve had a lot of stock vest in the last few years, but I’d argue it’s still worth it since you have no idea how high stock price can go.
Lawyer wise, it’s not more inhumane than biglaw. They’re not any worse than Netflix and only slightly worse than Hulu or other places that pay comparably. Whatever, you can always leave for something more humane and lower paying if you want once your stock vests. Resume value is worth something. |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 12:51 PM Author: Big coffee pot messiness the comp for senior associate level lawyers is supposed to be around $225-250K all in. The stock went crazy so people who had that comp pegged to prices 4-5 years ago made a killing.
If you join now you will be offered 3 shares of RSU plus a base of $150K. |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 12:57 PM Author: Drunken trip principal's office My firm did a lot of work for amazon and I could have gone in House there. The stories are horrendous. I have been on the other end of multiple calls where I have literally heard grown adults break down in tears from feeling so overwhelmed from their workload. Their in house folks make biglaw look like a cakewalk by comparison. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36465719) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 12:58 PM Author: Hateful Nubile Gas Station i know a few guys who went inhouse there-- they all uniformly hate/hated it and a couple of them left after a year.
it's biglaw for one client. no thanks. |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 12:59 PM Author: Drunken trip principal's office The hours are far worse than biglaw from the people I know. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36465735) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 2:56 PM Author: flesh main people lol jjc trying to rile up lawyers.
jjc works at amazon in seattle just fyi |
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Date: July 22nd, 2018 5:48 PM Author: Cocky alcoholic legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030625&forum_id=2#36476499) |