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Serious question for BOARD JEWS and JEWISH POSTERS re: JEWS.
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Date: July 22nd, 2018 11:36 PM Author: Laughsome turdskin Someone posted about Ivanka Trump "converting" to Judaism.
Is Judaism separate from Jewish nationality? I thought being a Jew just means having a Jewish mother.
Or can anyone be "Jewish"?
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 12:09 AM Author: umber business firm I'd like to know this too.
Btw, what is the difference between 'board Jews' and 'Jewish posters'? Really curious about this. |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 11:06 PM Author: Seedy School Cafeteria Hairy Legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032656&forum_id=2#36484976) |
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Date: July 24th, 2018 10:28 PM Author: umber business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032656&forum_id=2#36490665) |
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Date: October 16th, 2018 2:22 AM Author: lascivious base board Jews include lurkers of the Jewish faith. Jewish poasters are only active members of our community. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032656&forum_id=2#37032910) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 12:10 AM Author: lilac black woman dingle berry Shitlib Jews don't seem to consider her Jewish and are catty af re: her keeping the holiday traditions of not using elevators or spinning around and chanting to saturn at the appointed time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032656&forum_id=2#36478674) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 12:12 AM Author: magenta shivering resort nibblets they're just maf. if chelsea -- who also married a kike -- did an orthodox conversion and got special permission to fly on AF1 on shabbat, shitlib kikes would be singing her praises and writing articles about how she heroically balances judaism and life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032656&forum_id=2#36478684) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 12:11 AM Author: magenta shivering resort nibblets simple answer: judaism is a religion, and the ways to become jewish are through birth or through a valid conversion. ivanka did an orthodox conversion with a widely-accepted rabbinic court. she's jewish by religion.
now, is she ethnically jewish by DNA? of course now. she's 100% shikse. |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 1:11 AM Author: Laughsome turdskin "through conversion"
lol@ this fraudlies "ethnicity" |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 1:15 AM Author: magenta shivering resort nibblets jewish dna isn't the same thing as jewish according to jewish law. someone is jewish according to jewish law if their mom's mom is jewish, even though they're 25% ethnically jewish. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032656&forum_id=2#36478885) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 11:08 PM Author: Laughsome turdskin literal fraudlies "ethnicity". just call yourselves cumskins. youre all the same, whitey (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032656&forum_id=2#36484986) |
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Date: October 16th, 2018 2:10 AM Author: Ruddy arrogant spot just call yourselves chingchongs. stop pretending there's a difference between "koreans," "chinese," "vietnamese," etc. can you name three different types of african bushman? no? there you go. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032656&forum_id=2#37032885) |
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Date: October 16th, 2018 2:19 AM Author: magenta shivering resort nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032656&forum_id=2#37032905) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 7:18 PM Author: magenta shivering resort nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032656&forum_id=2#36483688) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 7:19 PM Author: passionate round eye masturbator do rabbis just pretend to find matrilenial jewish blood in your family tree and call it a "conversion"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032656&forum_id=2#36483696) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 7:25 PM Author: magenta shivering resort nibblets ljl no the orthodox are strict as fuck bc of the pushback from shitlib jews (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032656&forum_id=2#36483734) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 11:05 PM Author: umber business firm Srsly? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032656&forum_id=2#36484971) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 11:07 PM Author: magenta shivering resort nibblets shitlib rabbis waved around tens of thousands of goyim like a 3rd base coach for the past 30-40 years, effectively ruining judaism in america. orthodox are pushing back and make it hard as fuck to convert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032656&forum_id=2#36484985) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 11:17 PM Author: passionate round eye masturbator i'm not sure what "conversion" means in this context is there a credo? do converts enter into the covenant with god? or is there some kind of weird ethnic component? |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 11:21 PM Author: magenta shivering resort nibblets in the US, orthodox conversion usually means 2-3 yrs of studying and living an observant jewish life (keeping kosher, keeping the sabbath, etc) under the supervision of a jewish court of 3 rabbis. the conversion happens by dunking in the mikveh (a body of fresh water). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032656&forum_id=2#36485089) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 11:21 PM Author: Laughsome turdskin literal fraudlies bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032656&forum_id=2#36485096) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 11:23 PM Author: passionate round eye masturbator that's pretty civilized honestly. but you're telling me a non-jewish woman can fulfill this process culminating in the mikveh, marry a jewish man, and bear him jewish children? this seems contrary to everything i know about judaism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032656&forum_id=2#36485108) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 11:26 PM Author: Laughsome turdskin in before insane mental jewnastics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032656&forum_id=2#36485121) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 11:27 PM Author: magenta shivering resort nibblets why's it contrary to everything you know about judaism? in old times, it was much easier. jewish men took shikse wives who swore allegiance to yahweh and that was it. there were all sorts of mass conversions throughout history. king herod's father was an idumaean who was mass converted and then be became king of the jews and built the temple.
in modern times, it's much more important to have a higher standard for converts because of the ease of reverting back to a non-jewish life. in old times, they didnt have options. |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 11:29 PM Author: passionate round eye masturbator tbf i don't know much about judaism, but what's the point of matrilineal descent if you can convert without any blood ties? i thought it was a sort of pater semper incertus est attempt to keep the bloodline together during the diaspora (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032656&forum_id=2#36485128) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 11:31 PM Author: magenta shivering resort nibblets matrilineal descent is a good breeding program. allows for careful selection of the hottest gentile genes to get enough genetic diversity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032656&forum_id=2#36485133) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 11:34 PM Author: Laughsome turdskin inherently beta feminine and cucky.
*jew girl gets raped by nazi*
*gives birth to literal jewish cuckspawn*
*forms entire race based on said premise* |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 11:28 PM Author: Swashbuckling Generalized Bond Preventive Strike you should learn more about judaism, then. conversions to judaism have been happening for thousands of years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032656&forum_id=2#36485126) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 11:12 PM Author: Laughsome turdskin our resident "jew" literally just said non-jews can "convert" and become jew
its an entire fraudlies ethnicity |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 11:21 PM Author: magenta shivering resort nibblets jfc you're intentionally being dense (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032656&forum_id=2#36485091) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 11:22 PM Author: Laughsome turdskin unlike your fraudlies "ethnicity" you cant "convert" and become korean.
you either have a korean father or you dont. thats it.
juat wanted an official jews definition of jewish ethnicity and its straightup fraudlies bro |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 11:08 PM Author: pea-brained library Go back to Quora. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032656&forum_id=2#36484990) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 11:36 PM Author: Violent pervert She's a shikse, but one of the good ones (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032656&forum_id=2#36485151) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 11:37 PM Author: Olive outnumbered den its genetic, just have one jewish ancestor and ur chosen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032656&forum_id=2#36485155) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 11:44 PM Author: Laughsome turdskin wrong. you can "convert" and become jew. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032656&forum_id=2#36485193) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 11:48 PM Author: Laughsome turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032656&forum_id=2#36485215) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 11:53 PM Author: Laughsome turdskin The Amoraim who produced the Talmud set out three requirements for a conversion to Judaism (Keritot 8b), which must be witnessed and affirmed by a beth din hedyot rabbinical court composed of three Jewish males above the age of thirteen (they do not need to be rabbis):[original research?]
Circumcision (Brit milah or hatafat dam brit) for men[1] Immersion (tevilah) in a ritual bath (mikveh) for both men and women[1] Offering a certain sacrifice (korban) in the Temple (the Beit Hamikdash) – this requirement is deferred while the Temple does not exist until such time as it may be rebuilt. The consensus of halakhic authorities also requires a convert to understand and accept the duties of the classical Jewish law. This is not stated explicitly in the Talmud, but was inferred by subsequent commentators.[21]
After confirming that all these requirements have been met, the beth din issues a "Certificate of Conversion" (Shtar Giur), certifying that the person is now a Jew. |
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 11:53 PM Author: Laughsome turdskin dbg, response? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032656&forum_id=2#36485239) |
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Date: July 24th, 2018 12:05 AM Author: magenta shivering resort nibblets response to what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032656&forum_id=2#36485284) |
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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:23 PM Author: Laughsome turdskin you are a member of an EXTREMELY fraudlies ethnicity. how do you feel about literally ANYONE being able to convert to your ethnicity? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032656&forum_id=2#36489553) |
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Date: July 24th, 2018 6:51 PM Author: umber business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032656&forum_id=2#36489337) |
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Date: July 24th, 2018 6:58 PM Author: magenta shivering resort nibblets what's your q? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032656&forum_id=2#36489396) |
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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:03 PM Author: Marvelous pungent point get out of this thread, fag. you didn't serve in the IDF, aren't an Israeli citizen, and don't speak Hebrew. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032656&forum_id=2#36489422) |
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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:23 PM Author: Laughsome turdskin holy shit. dbg is DONE here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032656&forum_id=2#36489549) |
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Date: October 16th, 2018 1:00 AM Author: Laughsome turdskin one drop rule bump
tmf? |