XO Dadmos: first kid arrives in days. What advice for new father?
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Date: August 6th, 2018 12:45 PM Author: Chest-beating Bespoke School Partner
What is the name of the gentleman with whom you’ve procreated?
Seriously though, congrats. Take at least 2-3 weeks off from work if you can. Spend as much time with babydood as you can. If your job will let you remote work sometimes, do it. If not, seriously consider a lateral move to a place with a flex working policy. Society has conditioned us to believe that men should work alone in an office from 8:30-6:30 and, considering infants/toddlers go to bed by 8, only see their kids on the weekend. That’s bullshit and you should find a way to circumvent it.
Do everything you can to create a stable environment for your kid (schedules and routines) and enrich them (read to them, practice colors and animal names, etc). You can do a ton to boost their IQ and long term emotional health during the first year.
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Date: August 6th, 2018 12:47 PM Author: primrose pistol point
make sure you have a diaper genie. don't fall for the cloth diaper horseshit. avoid as much of the crazy mommyblog advice shit as you can
set expectations for your family and her family. start thinking about Thanksgiving/Christmas now and where you will be, where you will stay, etc. because if you wait until the typical time when you make those decisions everything will turn into an emotional wasteland
consider some sort of meal service for a month or two, whether it's pre-cooked, frozen, etc. she isn't going to cook and the two of you will get fat in a hurry eating takeout every night.
encourage breastfeeding as long as possible but when she inevitably has a meltdown about it let her use a breast pump. avoid formula as much as possible.
make sure you keep up your exercise as much as possible.
keep an eye on your wife for post-partum depression. make sure you're as supportive of her as you can be.
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Date: August 6th, 2018 12:51 PM Author: Excitant bbw
This is really good stuff and I have been thinking sbout it. Alresdy stocking the extra fridge with frozen meats and veggies and the pantry with quick and easy items.
Diaper genie already setup in kid’s room.
I get an hour to go to gym during workday, will take full advantage.
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Date: August 6th, 2018 12:52 PM Author: At-the-ready Contagious Crackhouse
try to dissuade your wife from doing too much reading about baby blogs or parenting magazine or whatever. The hardest part of the first IMO is the disconnect between your mental image of what raising a baby will be like, and what it's actually like. these blogs and magazines exacerbate that - they are trying to sell you something, and that means presenting an idealized image.
your comment about your wife's high standards is a red flag. those standards are going to have to go out the door, at least for a few months. if you have to hire help, do it. I regret not hiring a housekeeper, at least a weekly one, when the first kid was born
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Date: August 6th, 2018 12:53 PM Author: crimson forum
If breastfeeding, your wife's colostrum may not arrive immediately. If that's the case, have the baby nurse on the breast, but give it formula, too.
If you have to use formula, American ones are shit. You know this when the primary ingredient is corn syrup. Order organic formula from Germany.
Consider hiring a doula, and if necessary, a lactation consultant. Breastfeeding is not easy.
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Date: August 6th, 2018 12:55 PM Author: Sienna bateful base scourge upon the earth
If you can afford it, have two sets of the essentials, particularly bottles so you're not washing them all the time. A second diaper bad is also handy to grab and go, again so you're not stocking it all the time.
Be kind to her and yourself. You'll make mistakes, she will take stuff out on you and you on her, just let slide. Tons of stress in the beginning but they're amazing after. One is manageable, you'll do great. Congrats brother!!!!
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Date: August 6th, 2018 12:56 PM Author: Opaque internal respiration
First kid will be easy.
A lot will depend on your wife’s personality. Between hormones and changes to her body, she’ll need to know that you don’t just see her as a mom.
Pay extra for convenience—especially when traveling (take a full day off from work instead of trying to squeeze in a half day, get the comfortable seats, take the more convenient flight, rent the bigger car, etc...).
Get in the habit of regular date nights.
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Date: August 6th, 2018 12:58 PM Author: Vivacious depressive chad
Give your wife space to be crazy. You have to know when to CALMLY bring her back in if she gets too far out though brother.
I had a challenge with this because both my wife and I are hot heads. Had to learn how to chill the fuck out and just do what she's wants done for a couple of months. Very important that your wife is not stressed
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Date: August 6th, 2018 1:09 PM Author: umber 180 tanning salon
She will be on an emotional roller coaster for several weeks after delivery. It's part hormones, part stress of being a new mom and the pressure that comes with.
Encourage her to find a local moms group to join, especially if she decides to stay home. Don't let her feel isolated.
Be very careful/gentle with anything that can be remotely construed as a criticism of her mothering abilities. She will be super sensitive.
Expect a lot of anxiety from her the first couple of months. All the pressure is on her to do it right/get it right. Be as supportive as possible. Don't be dismissive of her concerns.
Be prepared for a rough first night home from the hospital. Breastmilk still usually isn't in yet, and baby is starving. Have one bottle of instant formula ready in the pantry just in case you get desperate. Baby literally only needs like a tablespoon or less. Otherwise just take baby from her for a while and let her drink a bunch of water and rest.
Be prepared for colic between 6 and 12 weeks. Baby will just cry/freakout for no apparent reason, usually at the same time every day (after dinnertime). Just sing, comfort, walk around and do what you can. By 12 weeks this and sleep gets MUCH easier as baby will finally slip into a circadian rhythm.
Don't put yourself in a position where you are likely to fall asleep while holding or lying next to baby. Always sit up, and if you are starting to fall asleep, put baby down somewhere safe and soothing, like a swing.
Just remember that the 12-week mark is where it gets a lot easier. Baby fills up more, and wants to sleep during the night instead of just randomly wanting to be up for 2 hours. Any colic settles then as well. Keep that time frame in mind and just work toward it.
All that being said, you are in for an amazing ride and you will not believe you can have the capacity for love that you hold for this little dooder. Enjoy it!
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Date: August 6th, 2018 5:48 PM Author: primrose pistol point
woman who commutes to a mom's group in NW DC from West Virginia. probably weighs 400 lbs, high school dropout. nice lady, but believes some wild conspiracy shit. recently had her second child. didn't feel the child kick much during pregnancy and ultrasound indicated a lower than usual heartbeat, but she cheerfully chalked this up to her pre-existing obesity and that the blubber was simply masking things. child was born with massive birth defects and will need 24/7 care for life
numerous women that constantly bitch about their husbands
numerous women that are obviously brainwashed in some capacity by their husbands
some are cool. i've hung out with some of the husbands before and we had a good time
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Date: August 6th, 2018 2:03 PM Author: Walnut charismatic sanctuary kitty
Sleep train. You can start immediately.
Your wife is gonna be crazy. Tell her she’s a good mommy a few times a week. Change your share of diapers and don’t let her hero it.
Don’t drink if you’re gonna be in proximity with the kid. That is for solo trips now.
Play with the kid every day and look at them and contemplate them. This will be easier in six weeks when then smile. It literally stops your heart the first time they smile because they see you.
Take time for yourself (golf, gym, whatever) and INSIST your wife do the same while you bear all the child duties. You’ll realize how insanely hard she works.
Relax. After a few weeks imagine you were a single mother who needed to work. It’s not that hard, you mostly just have to show up.
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Date: August 6th, 2018 2:15 PM Author: kink-friendly cerise background story
Practice good sleep habits starting from day 1. It may even negate the need to sleep train later on.
Read this book:
Healthy Sleep Habits, Happy Child, 4th Edition: A Step-by-Step Program for a Good Night's Sleep
https://www.amazon.com/dp/0553394800/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_g9iABbE6FDB94
Everything else is pretty intuitive. Feed, sleep, play, repeat.
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Date: August 6th, 2018 5:51 PM Author: Emerald Dilemma
the sleep situation is ungodly fucking awful at first, especially with the first one. we just had our second a month ago, and while it sucks that he's up all the time at night, this is nothing compared to the first time we went through it. it's seriously like being tortured. for 3-4 months.
just know that that ends.
make sure your wife is telling you how she is really feeling. my wife had pretty bad PPD and ended up going on prozac. i knew she was kinda down, but had no idea how bad it was until she went to see a shrink.
the kid doesn't really do anything interesting until like 6 months. up until then you're just feeding it and changing its diapers, waking up with it and listening to it cry.
someone poasted above that 6 mos-1 year is the best. it is, enjoy it. i rewatched the entire run of the sopranos on saturday mornings (my day to wake up with the baby) during that period where he was sleeping through the night but was not yet mobile or really even aware of his surroundings. now, he's 3 1/2 and we get up and he's running around the house throwing his toys around, watching kid movies, etc.
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Date: August 6th, 2018 6:51 PM Author: Vigorous hell dragon
probably the only thing I've ever read here that might make me want to have a kid
xo i barely know ye
gl OP
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Date: August 6th, 2018 8:10 PM Author: honey-headed pungent hairy legs
Buy the Snoo smart bassinet. Get it used off craigslist if you have to, just be sure to get the email and password the prior owner used.
Read the happiest baby on the block, babywise, 12 hours by 12 weeks, and bringing up bebe. My kid was sleeping through the night by 8 weeks. (Wife had an over supply of milk, but kid still sleeps like a champ.)
Schedule is of paramount importance for first 4 months. Being rigid about feeding and bedtimes is in everyone's interest.
Don't keep your kid in a bubble and make sure to bring him or her out to loud restaurants, etc. constantly. Encourage eye contact. Etc. Try to read to him/her but don't worry if they aren't that interested.
Start daycare at 4 months if you can. It is easier at that time. They go through a period around 8 months when they realize you are leaving them which makes it harder if they aren't already comfortable with daycare.
At 6 months, start baby lead weaning. No stupid baby foods, purees, etc.
Don't feed your kid formula unless absolutely positively necessary. Kids get Chris Farley coke bloat from formula and it is bullshit and it hurts their immune system development.
Check out what benefits your work offers. Lots of biglaw firms offer backup care from Bright Horizons which is 20 days of free baby care you can actually schedule far in advance. Very helpful for if you think your kid is coming down with something, or if you just plan to work from home.
Start a 529 program and start an auto plan to put in what you can.
Listen to your wife and understand she's stressed and may be lonely if she's at home all day. As poaster above said, try taking the baby for a 4 hour stretch. You will understand how being a stay at home mom takes up the whole day.
Come up with a few chores you regularly do. Wash pump parts, do laundry, change diapers when you can. If you think about the 60-90 minutes your wife spends breast feeding every day this is not much comparatively.
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Date: August 7th, 2018 12:35 AM Author: Doobsian corner
Baby Breeza is a great purchase. This is by far the best baby product we own.
And as extra advice to go with it - DON'T listen to all these fucking try hards who are repeating all the breast feeding cult nonsense. By all means, try to breast feed the kid - especially for the first few months.
But if the kid is crying, and feeding constantly and your wife can't get sleep because the kid is feeding for hours at a time, just make him a fucking formula bottle. Half of "colic" is just poor little babies who are hungry and not getting enough milk.
To that point, just be generally relaxed. No kid wants the parent who brags about "doing baby-led weaning." If you want to make him special foods, then do so. If it turns out to be a pain in the ass, then give him baby food. Your kid is going to change constantly so trying to enforce your preferences on him is idiotic.
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