Date: August 17th, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: cruel-hearted orange scourge upon the earth
Travis: I can't sleep nights.
Partner: There's porno theaters for that.
Travis: I know. I tried that.
Partner: What do you now?
Travis: Do some diligence at night. Put together signature pages; term sheets. Figure if I'm gonna do that, I might as well get paid for it.
Partner: Wanna work Chinese regulatory, cross-pacific M&A?
Travis: I'll work anytime, anywhere.
Partner: Will you work Jewish holidays?
Travis: Anytime, anywhere.
Partner: Let me see your bar card. How's your disciplinary record?
Travis: It's real clean, like my conscience.
Partner: You gonna break my chops? Trouble with guys like you breaking my chops.
If you're gonna break my chops, you can take it on the arches. Understand?
Travis: Sorry, sir. I didn't mean that.
Partner: Physical?
Travis: Seamless gut.
Partner: Age?
Travis: 26
Partner: Education?
Travis: Law Center; median.
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