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Date: August 18th, 2018 12:57 AM Author: Tan Rigpig im gonna give it a 165 (uninflated). not awful but definitely some areas that could use improvement (particularly moderate-high wipe time despite being one solid piece....must have been the exit angle or something) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637139) |
Date: August 18th, 2018 12:58 AM Author: rose stubborn international law enforcement agency shrine 120, lactose pwned by roommate's creamy as fukkk dinner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637142) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 12:59 AM Author: Tan Rigpig yikes. maybe try being northern european next time?
whatd they make? |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:00 AM Author: rose stubborn international law enforcement agency shrine i done goofed choosing italian and kike pasta with butter and mostly cream sauce, fuck my genes |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:05 AM Author: Tan Rigpig damn daddy. so did they know and decide to cook it anyway, bc fuck you pasta with cream sauce is delicious? or was it a mistake? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637158) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:06 AM Author: rose stubborn international law enforcement agency shrine probably, tbf it was fucking delicious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637162) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:08 AM Author: Tan Rigpig so do you just slide and let do with dairy b/c life without it sucks? or do you situationally refrain? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637167) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:13 AM Author: rose stubborn international law enforcement agency shrine yeah i just let do usually but don't eat ice cream or other woman shit, haven't gotten my ass kicked this bad in a while tho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637185) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:25 AM Author: Tan Rigpig eh that's not really much. dairy sweets are overrated.
i might miss reese's peanut butter ice cream bars though. i buy those all the time and they're 180. |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:01 AM Author: self-centered messiness 130
too much alcohol plus no sleep plus biglaw senior associate stress plus an absurd amount of bourbon plus my wife trying to pass a "squash and cheese casserole" as edible |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:06 AM Author: Tan Rigpig alcohol shits are the worst. although ive never had a squash and cheese casserole shit so.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637160) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:12 AM Author: Racy drab philosopher-king double fault 125 tops, a diminuitive squshy mass that held back a hot jet of vile scented water. Lots of gas, too much wiping, and came on suddenly while on a conference call. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637176) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:14 AM Author: Tan Rigpig jesus. what caused that?
did you at least get any quality contemplation in? or too stressed?
did you make any good poasts? |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:18 AM Author: Racy drab philosopher-king double fault I think the mix of stress, alcohol, junk food, and drinking soda for the first time in months did me in. Normally I'm a proud member of the double tapered no wipe club. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637209) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:26 AM Author: Tan Rigpig describe your approach to shit craftsmanship. how do you maintain a high nowipe rate? just fiber? tobacco? or something else you do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637237) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:03 PM Author: Racy drab philosopher-king double fault Pretty much nailed it, just lots of fiber and tobacco and nodrink except on weekends. I've been slacking lately though, and my pewps have been worse because of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36638786) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:12 AM Author: lake contagious garrison 180. snus and coffee works wonders, I just stood up and walked away after (didn't even pull my mesh shorts back up) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637177) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:13 AM Author: Tan Rigpig 180 i havent had a nowipe in at least 2 years. fma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637183) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:13 AM Author: lake contagious garrison Weak. I have at least two or three every week (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637186) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:14 AM Author: self-centered messiness preparin' that there shitpipe for an excursion, matey? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637191) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:16 AM Author: lake contagious garrison No, I just don't eat much and go heavy on the snus on shit days (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637197) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:17 AM Author: rose stubborn international law enforcement agency shrine have you ever had cigar shits bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637202) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:20 AM Author: lake contagious garrison Yeah, last time I smoked a fat stick and drank a little of the ol' indian firewater. Pigged out on some steak and gorgonzola sauce earler that night too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637214) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:20 AM Author: rose stubborn international law enforcement agency shrine how does it compare with snus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637215) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:22 AM Author: lake contagious garrison It's horrid ime. snus and coffee works rather like an enema, but I have had some awful mornings after when I went heavy on the liquorice vodka shots and swedish snus that are comparable to cigar shits (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637218) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:27 AM Author: Tan Rigpig so you're pretty sure the snus makes an appreciable difference? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637240) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:31 AM Author: lake contagious garrison When I say heavy snusing I'm talking 3 or 4 pouches of Odens, so 45-60 mg in an hour plus a large black coffee, so it's basically slapping a turbocharger on your colon. Just squeezes everything out within like 20 mins. Moderate use throughout the day? just about the same as a few cigs throughout the day or a stick after dinner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637255) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:35 AM Author: Tan Rigpig damn. sounds like one lean mean overclocked shit machine.
would you say moderate use (or the equivalent in cigs) makes a difference? never been a real smoker, only a few 3-4 week stints here and there and some weekends, so not enough data. |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 5:00 AM Author: lake contagious garrison I usually don't smoke moderately, I either don't smoke or I buy a pack and go through it in 24 hours. I used to smoke 3-4 ciggies a day and never noticed anything one way or the other. An espresso and two menthols was usually enough for a proper morning shit though, the synergy is off the charts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637564) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:34 AM Author: Boyish anal school nibblets had greyish hue. either im dying or twas the 3/4 pound fresh blueberries i scarfed down not 12 hours prior.
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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:36 AM Author: Tan Rigpig blueberries are blue, and it was gray. so clearly not the explanation.
i'd have to assume dying, honestly. |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 4:05 PM Author: Boyish anal school nibblets hold up there professor, if you mix normal brown with blue, as in blueberries, you get a greyish hue. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36639807) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:43 PM Author: Heady Buck-toothed Nursing Home Sitting down for a dook right now. Will report back in a few minutes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36639420) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:52 PM Author: Heady Buck-toothed Nursing Home hmmm maybe a 155. firm and loglike but small, thin turds and I suspect I'll have to shit again in a couple hours (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36639464) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 4:10 PM Author: Heady Buck-toothed Nursing Home currently shitting again. similar to first dump. like mini-turds: nice but too small (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36639829) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 4:13 PM Author: talented round eye death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36639837) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 4:14 PM Author: Heady Buck-toothed Nursing Home i feel XOers have an ongoing duty to supplement poasts for content creation purposes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36639843) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 4:18 PM Author: Aqua Wrinkle 150 quality but 172 end result. Ate Mexican last night, got up and ate bran cereal + protein shake, worked out, and felt DAT BURN toward the end of my workout ... not only in my muscles but in my hold too. WADDLED out of there at top speed and had a burning explosion when I got home. Burned like hellfire but ended up being a surprisingly clean wiper and let me transition right to a hot ass-blasting shower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36639872) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 4:28 PM Author: Multi-colored Azure Coffee Pot 130 at best. my asshole is still burning. everything i ate yesterday was spicy as fuck. also drank a bunch of beer so visually it was also a complete disaster. odor was extremely foul. i give credit there to all the raw onion i put in a huge bowl of chili (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36639947) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 5:57 PM Author: lake contagious garrison Nothing but Denny's, McDonalds, and Taco Bell for 2 days now - solid 179. Two wipes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36640398) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 5:58 PM Author: Multi-colored Azure Coffee Pot what did you order at each of these places (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36640403) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 6:03 PM Author: lake contagious garrison Mmm, grand slam with unsweet tea for brunch, two meximelts and a quesarito for dinner, mcdongles steak n cheese bagel w iced coffee for breakfast, another quesarito for lunch.
Full disclosure - I haven't slept since the Denny's, so maybe it will catch up with me after a 7 hour power nap |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 6:03 PM Author: metal exciting national really tough guy Orange marmalade meets wet paper mache. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36640421) |