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Ur numerical age (30s) closing doors w/ cute young women like it's leprosy (DTP)
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Date: August 20th, 2018 2:01 PM Author: salmon juggernaut and it's not like they're extremely hot. and it's not like you're extremely ugly. they simply see your age and filter you into a bin of "creepy" "older" "non-sexual" guys. maybe someone to talk to about career, but definitely not someone they'd be interested in having their friends around (can you imagine? *gag*).
you are crestfallen because you think you could have hit it off. if only you had met 5 years ago. but you didn't, and time only moves forward, and there is now an invisible but impenetrable wall separating you from all the women in society who are desirable. and you have to put up with this farce of a life with stoic goodwill, acting "mature" about it because that's what you are.
most likely, however, you don't even come across girls like this anymore. they've been sorted out of your range, filtered from your world of possibilities. you haven't noticed it, but you've gently slipped into a quiet obsolescence. god, it's been so long since you've last talked to a young girl, with glowing skin and bouncy energy, you barely look at them since it's inappropriate. "nothing in common, they're like little kids" you mutter bitterly. you're addicted to porn and you occasionally check the offerings on seekingarrangement. you spend all day posting edgy sexual shit online, muffling and strangling your desires. later that night, you have a date with an accomplished woman who is more your age. she is out spoken, opinionated, and well-traveled. all of society gushes about how lucky you are. your friends and family congratulate you on what an amazing "catch" you have. you suddenly have a panic attack: all you want to do is lock yourself away with your teen girl threads and reminisce with other balding faggots online about how badly you want to die. |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 9:41 AM Author: cracking point legal warrant 0x8023d09eC46e494b2b2Ff9025f16fB0fa6d2FF0d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056205&forum_id=2#36654066) |
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Date: October 20th, 2018 2:02 AM Author: garnet meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056205&forum_id=2#37060531) |
Date: August 20th, 2018 2:26 PM Author: trip hyperventilating chad *loads a round in the chamber*
Haha wow, holy shit!
*puts barrel in mouth* |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:09 PM Author: salmon juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056205&forum_id=2#36652023) |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:09 PM Author: Motley senate this one is cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056205&forum_id=2#36652025) |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:17 PM Author: Abusive Coldplay Fan too close to home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056205&forum_id=2#36652068) |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:22 PM Author: Flirting bateful cuck Your balding has progressed? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056205&forum_id=2#36652112) |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:26 PM Author: salmon juggernaut it doesn't matter how badly one is balding.
a young girl can tell just by looking at 1 cm of your skin that you're a dulled aging old faggot who is lacking in biological vigor. obviously she doesn't think this explicitly. you're just invisible. |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:27 PM Author: charcoal arrogant brunch I’m gay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056205&forum_id=2#36652145) |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:35 PM Author: salmon juggernaut i hear so many 30+ y/o "chads" who delude themselves:
"oh yeah i look so good for my age!"
"oh yeah i work out all the time and just PR'd in my lifts!"
"oh yeah i take finasteride and have a perfect hairline!"
NO! NO NO NO! you idiots. young people's age detectors are finely tuned within a 2-3 year sensitivity range and IMMEDIATELY rule you out as a person on instinct. you're not fooling anyone. you're not desirable to young girls simply because of certain metrics you worked so hard for. you are persona non grata, and this is evident in the subtlest things that from a quick glance at your outline, a look at your skin, your posture and biological essence. it's immediately apparent, as immediately apparent as putting a 16 y/o girl versus a 32 y/o woman in front of you in a bikini. how fucking stupid are you to believe that only YOU could tell these things about others, but others can't perceive aged obsolescence about YOU. retards |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:49 PM Author: Peach corner persian Cr. A finasteride hairline NO MATTER HOW GOOD is immediately distinguishable for a lush 24 year old hairline (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056205&forum_id=2#36652279) |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:54 PM Author: salmon juggernaut you look at a young guy's skin and hairline and it POPS out at you like a flower in full bloom, it's visually STUNNING.
an old guy, even if he has everything lined up "just so," looks sad and tired like a wilted piece of shit.
the difference is night and day, but the old guy will delude himself into thinking they look the same! ljl |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 8:57 AM Author: Peach corner persian THe old guy will erroneously take positive feedback from mid 30s hags, who are forced to only consider a population of his peers and worse, as validation for his attractiveness to all women. These women only get to review balding or otherwise dysfunctional men, so "merely flawed" becomes acceptable. The young woman senses the SLIGHTEST miscoloring, thinning patch, raised hairline etc and instaneously feels out the bad apple. She sees the hair and senses the withered sperm, loose skin, failed relationships, insecurity. The guy never even gets looked at in the eye. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056205&forum_id=2#36653874) |
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Date: October 20th, 2018 1:53 AM Author: Bearded bawdyhouse cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056205&forum_id=2#37060507) |
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Date: October 20th, 2018 10:29 PM Author: passionate opaque blood rage Explain the 19 year old 9 I picked up in a bar recently. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056205&forum_id=2#37064688) |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM Author: lavender magical business firm psychic I see girls like this at the movie theater sometimes, haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056205&forum_id=2#36652174) |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:41 PM Author: salmon juggernaut it becomes clear that after a certain age, life becomes an agonizing affair of observing and yearning for what you can never again have (assuming that you ever did). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056205&forum_id=2#36652238) |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM Author: Stubborn Brilliant Kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056205&forum_id=2#36652245) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 9:02 AM Author: fighting insane set oh wow good observation time flows on and people get older never thought of it that way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056205&forum_id=2#36653886) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 9:17 AM Author: Aphrodisiac windowlicker maybe if we obsessively post about it 20x a day for five years time will reverse, only one way 2 find out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056205&forum_id=2#36653923) |
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Date: October 20th, 2018 1:22 AM Author: Olive lascivious national trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056205&forum_id=2#37060393) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 9:20 AM Author: razzmatazz nighttime orchestra pit love of her life Your height and lack of hair makes you leprotic. A tall dude with hair and who is in shape is still able to dick down a 20-year old under the right circumstances. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056205&forum_id=2#36653943) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:09 AM Author: Cerebral massive macaca church Just turned 34 last week and still single. Killself? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056205&forum_id=2#36654188) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 1:08 PM Author: salmon juggernaut think i'm killing myself on my 30th birthday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056205&forum_id=2#36655366) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 1:36 PM Author: Carnelian Unholy Theater Stage Antidepressant Drug I'm in my late 30's and still match with 18-24 y/o on tinder and the college sophomore i was fucking before started hitting me up for dick again so there's that . . .
Moral of the story: lift weights, don't be azn |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 1:41 PM Author: odious emerald box office extremely lulzy thread. explain how i have 16yo girl crawling into my bed. BANGARANG gangam BAC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056205&forum_id=2#36655644) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:26 PM Author: Peach corner persian You have drugs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056205&forum_id=2#36658408) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 12:11 AM Author: odious emerald box office they don't do drugs. 16, remember (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056205&forum_id=2#36660485) |
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Date: October 20th, 2018 1:10 AM Author: Provocative garrison Got a BJ from a 21 y/o chick tonight. Skinny blonde with huge tits. Southern college girl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056205&forum_id=2#37060331) |
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Date: October 20th, 2018 10:30 PM Author: passionate opaque blood rage You fuck hookers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056205&forum_id=2#37064691) |
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Date: October 20th, 2018 1:49 AM Author: razzle-dazzle ratface school cafeteria the last three girls i went out with have all been in their early 20s. and i am bald. you have no excuses. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056205&forum_id=2#37060487) |
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Date: October 20th, 2018 2:27 AM Author: Sick Awkward Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056205&forum_id=2#37060591) |
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Date: October 20th, 2018 1:54 AM Author: Brindle Hominid School Uh, no DTP, in your case more like "Your Looks and Personality Working Better than Any Chastity Belt Money Could Buy" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056205&forum_id=2#37060510) |
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Date: October 20th, 2018 2:26 AM Author: Sick Awkward Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056205&forum_id=2#37060590) |
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Date: October 20th, 2018 10:26 PM Author: odious emerald box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056205&forum_id=2#37064669) |